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DARK MATCH SINGLES MATCH
Ashley Mastrangelo vs Kate Steele
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Ashley Mastrangelo picks up a tough win over Kate Steel in a close match that saw both competitors hit man of their signature maneuvers. It was a hot match that really primed the live audience for the show to come.
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MONDAY NIGHT SACRIFICE
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{ Monday Night Sacrifice comes to life as we pan the entire arena, there are Alex Jones signs, Mike Laszlo signs and even a few Angel signs as the pyro explodes and the fans go crazy. }Vasco Dias: Welcome to Monday Night Sacrifice.
Terri Morasco: Weāve got some big match ups tonight as the Diamonds Champion and her number one contender take on Ana Valentine and her apprentice.
Vasco Dias: No love lost between those four. Weāve also got an exclusive interview with Mike Laszlo, the Heir to the Throne winner.
Terri Morasco: Not to mention our main event, The Age of X vs Mike Laszlo, Kyle Mason and Xavier Cross!
Vasco Dias: I donāt think the arena is big enough for all of them.
Terri Morasco: Absolutely not.
Vasco Dias: Enough talking! Lets get to our first match!
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SINGLES MATCH
Kyle Rodd vs Renee Pleasant
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{"Let the Hammer Fall" by Dead soul tribe blares over the pa, as the sirens in the song build a blue spotlight shined on the entrance as Kyle Rodd emerges, his right hand wrapped around his shark tooth necklace. He makes his way down to the ring with his long hair wet down his back, he rips his shirt off and lslides straight under the bottom rope before stepping to the corner}Vasco Dias: Kyle Rodd may have a chance tonight to upset the long reigning Man of steel champion...
Terri Morasco: Renee Pleasant cannot be 100 percent Vasco...
{The opening bar of I smell a massacre hits the speakers as red lights swirl around the crowd, before settling on ReƱee Pleasant who stands in the middle of the stage, Amber Richards by his side, smirking at the crowd as a chorus of cheers rise up.
ReƱee shrugs and walks down the ramp with purpose, he jumps up onto the apron and holds down the middle rope for amber before he enters the ring through the top and middle ropes, he holds his ribs as he enters but tries to shake it off. He approaches the referee for a moment and towers over him with a laugh, before walking away gingerly, shaking his head still laughing as the music fades out.}Terri Morasco: You can tell Renee is hurt, he's trying to hide it though
Vasco Dias: He's a touch guy Terri..very proud, very strong....
{Before the bell can even ring Kyle Rodd comes in with a running knee to Renee doubling him over. Kyle starts slamming his forearm into Renee's back and then grabs the bigger man in a clinch before slamming his knees into Renee's ribs over and over again, Renee drops to one knee coughing as Kyle steps back and then forward with a european uppercut, Renee lifts up with the shot and gets to his feet, Kyle spins and hits a roaring elbow sending Renee down, Kyle keeps the pressure on dropping knees into Renee's ribs, Renee holds his ribs coughing as Kyle laughs and steps back.}Terri Morasco: Kyle took advantage of Renee and had been targeting the champions injuries
Vasco Dias: It's low...but legal...Renee wanted this match...he got this match and it's not Kyle's fault...
{Renee pulls himself up, Kyle runs in and goes for his superman punch, Renee dodges it and catches Kyle before slamming him down hard, Kyle rolls off the mat and gets up as Renee comes in with a hard kick to the head, he connects but can't take advantage of it as he stops to grab his sore ribs. Kyle uses this time to recover and get to his feet, Kyle runs in and hits his running high knee connecting with Renee sending him down.}Vasco Dias: Renee gets taken down hard
Terri Morasco: Renee looked to be building some offense but his body gave out on him....
{Kyle Rodd kicks Renee in the side of the head lightly as an insult to Renee, he laughs and tells him to get up. Renee looks up at him with an angry grimace, Kyle steps back and then leaps up hitting the "mama said knock you out" superman punch, he connects and Renee goes down 1.....2....Renee kicks out. Kyle shakes his head in shock and grabs Renee by the hair pulling him up, he gets him in the headlock for the schoolyard KO headlock driver, he goes to sweep the leg, Renee blocks it and grabs Kyle by the back of the head lifting Kyle up in the RAV slamming him face first, Renee goes for the pin 1....2.....3}----------------------------------------------------------
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āYou donāt touch me.ā
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{ The lights lower and a purple spotlight shines on the stage. Oteps "seduce and destroy" comes over the speakers, Ana Valentine makes her way out. She makes her way down to the ring very slowly getting past the fans. }Vasco Dias: Ana Valentine is on her way to the ring but why?
Terri Morasco: Perhaps the resident Goddess of IWF isnāt too happy with her flock.
{ As the fans boo wildly, Ana stops and smirks, looking out over the crowd before she reaches the ring steps and takes a knee, holding her hands in front of her in a prayer position, she then stands. }Vasco Dias: No love for Ana tonight, thatās for sure.
Terri Morasco: Sheās really become a different person since hooking up with Angel.
Vasco Dias: Most everyone in the Age of X has.
{ Ana climbs up the steps and into the ring, quickly taking the microphone from Alison before her music dies down. }Ana: Alexis Caffrey.
{ The crowd pops at the mention of her name and Ana feigns amusement. }Ana: How DARE you put your hands on the Goddess of IWF!
{ And boo wildly at that remark. }Ana: You sniveling little worm you donāt ever put your hands on me! I am a Goddess! A legend! When my career ends I will be immortalized in the annuls of wrestling history and youāll just be a foot note to the sentence about Mike Laszloās miserable failure of a career!
Vasco Dias: Ana is really going after Alexis here.
Ana: People like you donāt deserve to even breath the same air as me, do you understand? Is that getting through your thick skull? Let me make this real simple for you Alexis, if you even so much as look at me again I will end your career!
{ Ana laughs to herself as the crowd rips into her. }Vasco Dias: Ana throwing out one serious threat.
Terri Morasco: And sheās completely capable of living up to it.
{ Ana goes to leave the ring when the tron suddenly flashes away to the backstage area where Alexis Caffrey stands staring at the monitor showing Ana inside the ring. Her head slowly tilts to the side as she smiles. }Vasco Dias: Itās Alexis Caffrey! And she it quite literally looking at Ana Valentine as we speak.
{ Inside the ring Ana does not look amused as she steps out onto the apron. }Ana: Do you think youāre funny!? I will end you!
{ Alexis throws her head back at the remark and starts laughing crazily before suddenly stopping and dead panning the camera, a small smirk on her face. }Vasco Dias: I think thatās Alexisā way of saying āI dare you.ā
Terri Morasco: Itās her way of saying something.
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MAN OF STEEL MATCH
Mason St Croix vs John Tolly
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{āBlindā starts up as the lights flash in time with the music. Pyro goes off as the āAre You Readyā part hits....the words FRANCHISE flashes across the screen as John Tolly makes his way down to the ring, he sneers at the crowd as he saunters down the ramp. He slides into the ring before posing in the ring.}Terri Morasco: John Tolly looks ready for a fight Vasco.
Vasco Dias: He does, and he certainly has one on his hands tonight with former IWF Heavyweight Champion, Mason St. Croix.
{"The War Isn't Over Yet" by Eye Empire begins playing and blue and white pyro shoots out from the walkway as Mason St. Croix stares straight ahead with his eyes focus on his opponent and walks at a marching pace towards the ring . Once in the ring Mason climbs all four turnbuckles one at a time before hoping down and taking the center of the ring where he stands at attention, his eyes never moving from his opponent.}Terri Morasco: The once proud former Army Ranger made his return last week by doing the unthinkable and aligning himself with Age of X.
Vasco Dias: Heās a smart man Terri, he wanted to be a part of the winning team.
Terri Morasco: Well he certainly fit in with his vicious and ruthless assault of Kyle Mason.
{The bell sounds and St. Croix takes the center of the ring looking to initiate a tie up but Tolly refuses to oblige and just points at himself and screams at Mason, āIām the REAL best in the world!ā St. Croix responds by kicking him in the gut and nailing a snap suplex before floating over into the cover. The ref doesnāt even get to the 1 count before John kicks out and bounces back to his feet. This time to two men do tie up and Tolly snatches Mason into a headlock and smiles but thatās quickly erased as St. Croix shoves him off into the ropes and hits a hard clothesline that sends Tolly to the mat but heās up quickly holding the back of his head.}Vasco Dias: Speaking of Kyle Mason, it seems he wants to get a better look at the match.
{Kyle Mason stands on the stage, arms crossed watching the match intently. St. Croix looks up the ramp towards Kyle and the momentary distraction allows Tolly to apply a rear waist lock. John looks to be going for a German Suplex but Mason blocks it, hooks his head and plants him with the Snapmare Driver he calls Recoil. He mounts the chest of Tolly and begins slamming right hands into the temple of his opponent all the while looking out at Kyle Mason. The fact that Kyle is watching seems to frustrate St. Croix and he proceeds to place his forearm across Johnās windpipe, blatantly choking him. The referee warns St. Croix about the choke and he breaks it and stands up, while Tolly lies on the mat holding his throat.}Terri Morasco: The mind games by Kyle Mason seem to be getting to St. Croix.
Vasco Dias: Itās not doing John Tolly any favors either because Mason is taking out his frustration on him.
{Mason pulls Tolly to his feet and takes his arm before scaling the ropes and walking the top rope before delivering an arm drag. St. Croix hangs onto the arm and stands up and drops a leg across Johnās arm then transitions into a Nagata Lock III. Tolly screams in agony but begins to scoot himself towards the ropes in hopes of breaking the painful submission. Mason holds his ground the and wrenches back on the neck of Tolly who is unable to make it to the ropes. The referee asks John if he wants to submit but he screams āNO!ā and shifts his weight rolling Mason over and into a pinning situation but he quickly kicks out, breaking the hold in the process.}Terri Morasco: Nice submission attempt by Mason St. Croix, but it almost cost him.
Vasco Dias: John Tolly prides himself on technical wrestling including reversals.
{St. Croix gets to his feet and waits for Tolly to stand. Mason charges, looking for Warpath but Tolly side steps and Mason hits the turnbuckle hard, he turns around right into Johnā Hail to the Chief Superkick.}Terri Morasco: Hail to the Chief! John Tolly just rattled the former Heavyweight Champions jaw with that Superkick. Can he capitalize?
{Tolly drops down and covers St. Croix and the referee counts 1ā¦2ā¦. KICKOUT by Mason. Tolly gets back to his feet and pulls St. Croix up and hooks his head looking to finish him off with the Champaign Dream but Mason shoves him off. Tolly attempts a Cutter but Mason blocks it, hooks his waist and hoists him into the air before bringing him crashing down on the back of his head with The Rangerās Way.}Vasco Dias: Well Terri this was an entertaining match but itās over, men donāt get up from that.
Terri Morasco: Such a simple move but itās so brutal.
Vasco Dias:ā¦and effective!
{Mason covers, grinding the forearms into the face of the barely conscious John Tolly as the ref counts 1ā¦2ā¦3!}Terri Morasco: St. Croix wins in his return to IWF! And Kyle Mason is clapping on the ramp.
{Mason stands up and sees Kyle mockingly clapping as āThe War Isnāt Over Yetā hits again. St. Croix just sneers at Kyle before turning around to see John Tolly using the ropes to pulls himself up. Mason flares his nostrils and waits for Tolly to turn around, once he does Mason shoots across the ring like bolt of lightning hitting his Spear/Spinebust hybrid Warpath!}Terri Morasco: The match is over Mason! This is so uncharacteristic of the former Army Ranger.
Vasco Dias: Angel has truly turned him into The Perfect Weapon.
{The fans boo loudly and Mason seems unphased by it, he just yanks Tolly to his feet and points towards Kyle before hitting a second Rangerās Way.}Terri Morasco: Enough is enough, youāve proved your point.
{Kyle just shakes his head looking unimpressed as he walks back through the curtain and St. Croix exits the ring while the referee checks on Tolly.}----------------------------------------------------------
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āDiamondās Search.ā
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SINGLES MATCH
Alioth Starre vs Cliff Clinton
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{ Sober by Tool begins to play as the arena goes black and then is overtaken by an errie blue light. As the music begins to pick up the camera spots Cliff walking down to the ring through the audience. He shuffles through the crowd and keeps his head down and hidden behind some hair as he mumbles to himsel. Members of the cowd shift out of the way of this unknown character. Soon he hops over the barricade and climbs into the ring and walks into a corner and crouches as he mumbles to himself and glances around the arena. } Vasco Dias: Last week we saw the debut of Starre and he picked up an easy win over one of the Rodd brothers, this week he takes on a bigger challenge.
Terri Morasco: Literally.
Vasco Dias: Cliff Clinton is his next opponent, the man is just about twice his size and should provide for either an interesting challenge orā¦
Terri Morasco: A funeral for Starre.
{ As the lights dim, a spotlight in the shape of an 'A' within a circle, pierces the darkness and illuminates the stage. As the music haunts the arena, Alioth Starre emerges. The lights, like the stars of the cosmos swirl and twinkle throughout the arena, following him, and cascading around as if it were the universe itself contained within the arena. His hands behind his back, his eyes to the crowd, and his face stretched with a wry smile as he then approaches the ring, parting from his starting stance. Rolling inside, he stands back up, his arms stretched to catch the ropes he entered underneath from and steps up onto the first rope, leaning over as he interacts with the crowd. }Vasco Dias: Cliff just towers over Starre.
Terri Morasco: The man is intimidating if nothing else.
{ The bell sounds and Cliff lunges forward but Starres gets under his hands and behind him and looks for an inverted neck breaker but Cliff doesnāt go down. Instead Cliff swings his arms around and tries to level Starre but he moves and bounces off the ropes and comes back with a clothes line, Cliff doesnāt move. Cliff pushes Starre hard and sends him into the ropes, Starre comes back and fires off a hard forearm smash to the side of the head and then another and another and another until Cliff staggers into the ropes. Starre runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes and comes back looking for a running double knee smash but Cliff moves and Starre sends himself spilling over the top rope and to the outside! }Vasco Dias: Alioth Starre just crashed and burned!
Terri Morasco: He landed with a sickening thud.
Vasco Dias: Cliff just turned the momentum of the match in his favor.
{ Cliff climbs out of the ring and grabs Starre and pulls him to his feet. Starre fires an elbow into his mid section and grabs Cliff around the head and runs him down the side of the ring and propels himself off the stares with a little sliced bread neck breaker! Starre gets up and rolls back into the ring as Cliff stands, Starre bounces off the ropes and comes running back across the ring a suicide dives out of the ring and crashes right into Cliff and sends him back first into the ring barrier! }Vasco Dias: He went high risk again and this time it paid off.
Terri Morasco: Weāre seeing a different side of Starre tonight as he contends with a man twice his size.
{ Starre gets up on the outside and the fans are pretty excited about him. He pulls Cliff up and looks to whip him into the steps but Cliff reverse it and sends Starre into the steps. Cliff grabs Starre around the waist and rips him off his feet for a German Suplex right onto the ring apron! }Vasco Dias: A German suplex right onto the hardest part of the ring!
{ Cliff then hits several hard slaps across the prone chest of Starre before pulling him off the apron, picking him up in the gorilla press position and dropping him chest first onto the apron. Cliff rolls him back into the ring and follows him in. Starre claws at the mat as he tries to pull himself up to his feet, Cliff runs past him, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a wicked big boot that just completely lays Starre out. }Vasco Dias: Heās shockingly fast.
Terri Morasco: Very agile for a big man.
{ Cliff pulls Starre up and throws him hard across the ring into the corner. Cliff runs after him and looks for another boot but Starre moves and Cliff gets hung up on the top rope. Starre jumps to his feet and hits several right hands before jumping up and drop kicking Cliff right in the head and sending him over the top rope to the outside. }Vasco Dias: Just about back where they started!
Terri Morasco: Starre needs to keep the pace fast and the hits coming!
{ Cliff tries to pull himself up on the apron when Starre comes sprinting across the ring and nails a baseball slide into Cliff that sends him stumbling backward into the ring barrier. Starre rolls out of the ring and kicks Cliff several times right in the gut while he leans up against the barrier then takes him by the hair and runs him face first into the ring apron and hooks him up for Russian leg sweep sending him head first into the crowd barrier! }Vasco Dias: This is exactly what you were talking about Terri.
Terri Morasco: Itās the only way Starre is going to be able to get ahead in this match he needs to hit Cliff fast and hard.
Vasco Dias: Cliff canāt maintain the same pace, if he wears him out itāll give Starre a real advantage he can work with.
{ Starre rolls back into the ring as Cliff tries to pull himself up. Starre grabs the ropes and makes like heās going to launch himself over but Cliff rips his legs out from under him. Starre is quick to stand but Cliff is back in the ring. Cliff misses a clothes line and Starre spring boards off the ropes into Cliffās waiting arms. Cliff hoists him up over his head into the gorilla press and then right into the powerslam! Starr looks hurt as Cliff bounces off the ropes and drops a massive leg drop on him. }Vasco Dias: That could be it for Starre.
Terri Morasco: I hope not, Iād hate to see him lose like this.
{ Cliff covers and ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! }Vasco Dias: Looks like you get your wish.
{ Cliff pulls Starre to his feet and rips him up into the air into Cliff Bomb position! }Terri Morasco: But not for long!
{ Just as Cliff goes to bring him down Starre fires of several right hand directly to the skull of Cliff Clinton until he stumbles back into the corner. Cliff steps off onto the top rope and then jumps off with the BLOCKBUSTER! Starre quickly covers him. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! }Vasco Dias: Wow! Starre pulled that blockbuster out from nowhere.
Terri Morasco: Wasnāt quite enough to put Clinton down.
Vasco Dias: No but every move takes a little bit more out of him.
{ Starre is up to his feet and he pulls Cliff up. He sends him into the corner and hits the running knee. From there he hits several hard knife edge chops as the crowd āWWWWOOOOOOāS!!!!ā }Vasco Dias: Some vintage Flair action.
{ Starre kicks Cliff hard in the gut a few times until he bends over and then he hooks him up and lifts him for a PILE DRIVER!!! }Vasco Dias: WHAT!?
Terri Morasco: He just pile drove Cliff Clinton!
Vasco Dias: I honestly donāt believe I just saw that.
Terri Morasco: Heās small but heās strong.
{ Starra hooks his leg for the pin. ONE! TWO KICK OUT! }Vasco Dias: Still not enough to put the big man down.
Terri Morasco: No but he has to be getting close.
{ Starre gets to his feet and signals for the end as he locks Cliff into the Four Star Mary leg lock! Cliff struggles for several moments in the center of the ring before finally tapping. }Vasco Dias: ALIOTH STARRE WINS WITH THE FOUR STAR MARY!
Terri Morasco: And that is how you chop down a redwood.
Vasco Dias: The man had an awesome debut match and keeps the ball rolling with another big win.
Terri Morasco: With matches like that heāll be in contention for a title before too long.
{ Starre stands up, his head high and his hand raised. }----------------------------------------------------------
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āA message.ā
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{ Kyle Mason has just finished calling and checking up on Sunshine. He sighs as he finishes putting on his ring gear. He is almost done tying his boots when he hears a knock on the door. }Kyle Mason: Almost doneā¦
{ Before Kyle can continue Mason St. Croix blast through the door. Kyle tries to ready himself for an attack, but Mason kicks a chair at Kyle, causing him to go to block the chair and get blasted by a very stiff looking front thrust kick that sends Kyle flying over a table and onto the floor. Kyle scrambles to get back to his feet but is caught flush in the side of the head with a running knee that uses Kyle's head to put a hole in the wall. Kyle is slump against the wall, his hair full of small chunks of dry wall as Mason bends down to talk to him. }Mason St. Croix: You wanna to try to play mind games Kyle? Are you really willing to sacrifice it all for an un-achievable goal of facing Angel? Are you really willing to commit suicide fighting odds not in your favor?
{ Kyle, barely registering anything, lifts his head. }Kyle Mason: Yes...
{Mason starts to rain shots down on Kyle as the "Internet Darling" can do nothing but take whatever fists Mason throws his way. St. Croix pulls Kyleās nearly lifeless frame to his feet and hits a vicious Rangerās Way through the table heād thrown heād kicked him over esrlier. Mason backs away and starts to leave but stops. Mason smiles and looks down at the fallen Kyle Mason lying amongst the debris. }Mason St. Croix: Good..
{ Mason sees that Kyleās eyes are closed and he hasnāt moved. He bends down and pulls Kyleās eye lids apart with his fingers. }Mason St. Croix: Look at me when Iām talking to you! Did you hear my question? Do you you really want this?
{ Kyle can barely muster a nod of his head but that was all Mason need as he starts to walk away before looking back. }Mason St. Croix: I would hate to think I wasted my time with you.
{ The scene fades as Mason walks out of the locker room wiping his hands and whistling as a beaten Kyle Mason can only swear under his breathe. }----------------------------------------------------------
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"I Bow To Nobody"
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{A Girl Has No Name Robbins is shown in the interview area with a smile on her face.}A Girl Has No Name Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the winner of the Heir to the Throne Tournamentā¦Mike Laszlo.
{The crowd pops as Laszlo steps into the widened picture, Alexis by his side.}A Girl Has No Name Robbins: Mike, last week, GOD saidā¦
{The word āGODā makes Laszlo snap his head toward A Girl Has No Name before he places a finger on her lips.}Mike Laszlo: Shhhh. Stop.
{He holds his hand out and looks down at the microphone, waving it toward him. A Girl Has No Name hands it over as he points out of the scene. She nods and walks away.}Mike Laszlo: I canāt stand all the crap around here. Now even the announcers are calling him āGodā? Would everybody for the love of all that isnāt Age of X pleaseā¦shutā¦the hellā¦up!
{The crowd pops again.}Mike Laszlo: I donāt get it Angelā¦Iām not now, nor am I ever calling you God. Do you really think that Iām that damn stupid? You want me healthy for our match. Youāre going to āletā me live? Youāre so full of crap the rest of your lackeys will be eating cow-pies for the rest of their entire existence.
{This garners cheers and laughter from the crowd.}Mike Laszlo: Iāll tell you this right here and right nowā¦You, your lackeys, and that brainwashed bitch can take your guarantees, take your well-wishes, and stick them up each otherās asses!
{The crowd is eating it up.}Mike Laszlo: Iāve been around the block Angel, Iāve seen and been a part of how this works. Soā¦Iām going to live by the golden rule of lifeā¦āDo unto othersā¦before they can do unto you.ā
{The crowd pops as Mike stares at the camera with a smirk.}Mike Laszlo: Youāll learn quicklyā¦I fear no beingā¦and I bow to nobody!
{The crowd goes crazy as āCult of Personalityā hits the sound system, Mike, dropping the microphone as he and Alexis leave the scene.}Terri Morasco: What does that mean?
Vasco Dias: Hell if I knowā¦weāll have to wait and see I guess.
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āIWF needs me.ā
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Tiffany Jones: Hi, everyone! Tiffany, here, and let me tell you about something super sweet! For only 9.99 a month, you have full access to all the...
Off-Camera: No, no, just stop. Nobody cares an ounce about that.
{ It's Kevin Evel, wrapped in a giant fur coat. A cloud of cigar smoke follows behind him as he steps into frame. Tiffany bats at the air, trying to clear herself of his disgusting smoke and presence. }Kevin Evel: Nobody cares and nobody needs it ā unlike me. Imperial Wrestling needs me.
{ Kevin wraps an arm around Tiffany, who, instantly uncomfortable, begins to writhe away, but Kevin pulls her in close. }Kevin Evel: You need me, and so does everyone else watching at home.
{ Kevin turns his head to Tiffany, who has her eyes all but closed and her head turned away, and gives her a giant devilish smile. }Kevin Evel: You guys, ugh, just don't know it yet.
Tiffany Jones: I don't need you, y-y-you g-g-gross creep.
{ Kevin jokingly pouts but chuckles break through. }Kevin Evel: That's why I've really started to like this place. All you guys are just so honest. You have no problem telling me how much you detest me to my face, even when I am this close. Which is great, because I've been getting tired of pulling knives out of my back. But hey, wanna' play a game of High/Low? What do you think? Two minutes? You know, higher or lower than that, before we hear ambulance sirens.
Tiffany Jones: W-w-why don't you just let go, and-
Kevin Evel: -No, no! First, you're going to ask me some questions. You're the reporter, right? So, let's report. Ask me about my thoughts on what Judas Aliah said. I'll answer it, and then I'll let you go, without hurting a hair on that precious head of yours. So, please, go ahead: ask away.
Tiffany Jones: W-w-what do you think of-
Kevin Evel: -Excellent question, Tiffany, I am so glad you asked! I am even happier to be here to answer it for you. You see, Tiffany, I am a risk-taker. I bet on the low odds, and sometimes those low odds pay off big. Well, you know, I bet on the fact I could speak to Judas and penetrate all his silly denial and pride, and-
{ Kevin puckers his lips and pretends like he's really getting upset. }Kevin Evel: -Well, you know, I lost again. Oh, well, there's always Plan B. Wanna' hear about Plan B, Tiff'?
Tiffany Jones: No.
Kevin Evel: Plan B is the hard way. Plan B is where I stop wasting my breath and I prove to my good friend Judas just how much he needs me. Plan B is beating him within an inch of his life, if need be, to show my brother just how much I truly care. Plan B is draining him of every drop blood just to show him how necessary I am. Which is all a shame. He could have listened to me. He could have chosen to be more cooperative like you, Tiffany.
{Kevin gives her a little nudge, as if they were close friends, that nearly sends shivers down her spine. }Kevin Evel: Judas, we'll you very soon, yea? I hope so. I don't know what we'll do if we were any more disappointed, right, Tiff?
Tiffany Jones: Fu-
Kevin Evel: -It was nice chatting with you, Tiff'. See you 'round.
{ Kevin pats Tiffany on the back before slinking away off-camera. She spends a couple moments trying to regain her composure, but seemingly to no use. }Tiffany Jones: Screw it. Back you you guys.
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MAN OF STEEL MATCH
Judas Alliah vs Kevin Evel
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{ A spotlight falls from the ceiling as "In the Air Tonight" begins to play. Out from the curtain steps Judas, who scowls at the audience with disdain. He stretches his arms out to his sides and looks up into the spotlight before walking towards the ring, ignoring the taunts from the audience. }Vasco Dias: Next up weāve got two men, very brutal in very different ways about to square off inside the Man of Steel Cage!
Terri Morasco: Judas Alliah has been on a roll as of late and Kevin Evel has certainly made waves since his debut so this should be very interesting.
Vasco Dias: Especially if you take into account the size difference between the two.
Terri Morasco: Youād think itād be an uphill battle for Kevin but Iām willing to bet heāll hold his own against Judas.
{ āIn Your Furā starts to play over the loudspeakers and Kevin makes his way through the audience. A spotlight follows him, as an isle opens up through the sea of fans. He leaps the barricade and slides into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle, smirks, and takes a long drag of his cigar. The audience showers him in boos and disdain, all of which seem to make his smile a little wider. }Vasco Dias: Two very different men with very similar styles.
Terri Morasco: And both are ready to decimate the other in order to make an impact here in IWF and get ahead.
Vasco Dias: Iāve heard both of their names mentioned when discussing possible contenders for Kristoff Liam Bates.
Terri Morasco: Iād love to see that.
{ The cage lowers and the bell sounds, both men explode out of their corners, Kevin gets under the big swing from Judas and spring boards off the ropes with a cross body, Judas catches him in his arms and runs him back first into the cage and then tosses him over his back! Kevin doesnāt even look phased as he gets up and runs right into Judas with a double knee smash, pressing him against the cage wall. Kevin unloads some rights and lefts to the mid section of Judas and then runs the ropes and comes back with a clothes line that does not bring down Judas. }Vasco Dias: Kevin is picking up some steam but he needs to move faster and hit harder to drop Judas.
Terri Morasco: He canāt let Judas catch him.
{ Kevin hits the ropes again and runs right into the boot heel of Judas. Alliah picks him up off the mat and choke tosses him hard into the cage wall and then grabs him by the head and walks him down the length of the ring, dragging his face against the cage wall before slamming his head into the turn buckles. Judas backs up and then runs in with a big time splash on Kevin, Evel stumbles out and right into a big scoop slam from Judas. }Vasco Dias: Evel got caught and now heās paying the price.
Terri Morasco: A painful one at that.
{ Judas pulls Kevin up off the mat and Kevin fires back with a quick neck breaker that stuns Judas. Kevin jumps up and flies across the ring, he bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leaping shoulder block, Judas is still up, Kevin bounces off the ropes again and hits a running drop kick that sends Judas stumbling into the corner. Evel slams into Judas in the corner with the running knee and goes to bring him out with the bull dog but Judas picks him up on his shoulder and sends Kevin awkwardly flying into the cage wall feet first. Evel falls between the wall and the ropes as Judas runs in with a boot to the side of the head and presses his skull against the wall with all his strength. }Vasco Dias: The man is a behemoth!
Terri Morasco: Heās just brutal!
{ Judas steps back and pulls Kevin out from the ropes. Kevin fires off an upper cut and then a spinning back fist. Kevin kicks Judas hard right in the gut and then jams his thumb right in the eye of Judas! Judas staggers and Kevin runs up behind him for a bulldog! Kevin gets right up and bounces off the ropes and hits a quick elbow drop. He gets up and stomps Judas several times over the back before grabbing his legs and hooking him into a lion tamer! }Vasco Dias: This could be it, Judas could tap here.
Terri Morasco: I donāt know about that.
{ Judas powers his way to the ropes and begins to pull himself up until Kevin is forced to break the hold. Judas is stunned as Kevin comes at him with a drop kick to the back of the head and bashes his face against the cage wall! Judas finally drops down onto his back as Kevin hits a double stomp on the mid section of Judas. He turns him over and goes for another lion tamer but Judas pulls himself away. }Vasco Dias: Evel has a fire lit under him right now as he just works over Judas.
Terri Morasco: Judas Alliah is on the brink of defeat!
{ Kevin comes at Judas fast as the big man stands and turns around with a vicious clothes line that sends Kevin spinning head over heels. Kevin tries to get up as quick as he can but Judas grabs him for the Malice Front Release Suplex! Kevin is still struggling to get his momentum back when Judas nails the Running Lust Kick! Judas grabs Kevin by the throat and locks him into a rear naked choke hold! }Vasco Dias: Here we go! Judas has that rear naked choke locked in.
Terri Morasco: Heās got this match won!
{ Kevin stomps on the foot of Judas and then jams his thumb in the other eye of Judas! }Vasco Dias: HE BLINDED HIM!
{ Evel runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes and comes back with a suicide dive right into the midsection of Judas! Judas falls back into the ropes and Kevin is right there with several right hands across the jaw of Judas before spinning him around with a snap mare. Kevin kicks Judas hard across the back several times before hitting a shin kick across the back of his head. Kevin locks him into a choke hold but Judas powers his way back to his feet and hits a few elbows to the mid section of Kevin until he breaks the hold. Judas still canāt see and swings wildly for Kevin who ducks all the shots. Kevin hits a hard kick to the gut of Judas and a Cruel Hand Backstabber! }Vasco Dias: Modified Cruel Hand!
Terri Morasco: If pin falls were allowed then this one would probably be over.
Vasco Dias: He needs to lock in some sort of submission and get him to tap because I donāt think Judas is going to stay down.
{ Kevin takes a chance with the ten count but Judas is up at seven to no oneās surprise. Kevin runs at him hard and fast but Judas catches him with a Black Hole Slam! Judas quickly pulls himself up and grabs Kevin along with him, he hoists Kevin over his shoulder and runs him into the cage wall head first and then drops him across the ropes. Judas throws Kevin into the corner and uses the ropes to propel himself into the midsection of Kevin several times with shoulder blocks before putting him onto the top rope for the top rope neckbreaker! }Vasco Dias: Judas Alliah hitting the Reality!
Terri Morasco: This could be it for Kevin!
{ Kevin is down and the referee starts his count while Judas is in the corner trying to recover. Kevin makes it back to his feet for eight and Judas looks pretty happy about that. }Vasco Dias: Both these men are self described brawlers and theyāve each absorbed so much punishment.
Terri Morasco: Iād honestly love to see these guys fight over a major championship soon.
Vasco Dias: Theyād bring the house down.
{ Judas charges at Keven and looks for splash but Keven drives his knee right into the groin of Judas! The referee didnāt see it and Keven quickly swings around the back of Judas and hits with the Cruel Hand! }Vasco Dias: LOW BLOW!!!
Terri Morasco: The referee didnāt see it! Keven may of stolen the match!
{ The referee counts eightā¦ Nineā¦. TEN!!!! }Vasco Dias: Keven Evel chopped the big man down!
Terri Morasco: He cheated to do it but he won.
Vasco Dias: Very close match right up to the end.
{ Evel has his hand raised as Judas clearly looks upset. }----------------------------------------------------------
SEGMENT
āAce aināt nothinā but a bitch.ā
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{ We come back from commercial break to an extreme close up of Eddie Black. }Eddie: Now we all know Ace aināt nothinā but a bitch but some us probably be askinā āEddie, how do we show how much of a bitch he his?ā Well Iāve got an answer.
{ He grins like a mad man as he moves a little bit from side to side. }Eddie: Ladies and Gents, INTRODUCING!!!! The brand new, hot off the press āACE GOT A LOVELY SET OF BITCH TITS!!!!ā The t-shirt!
{ Pan back to see Eddie Black wearing the aforementioned t-shirt which is a picture of Jake Conwayās head superimposed over a rather large set of cleavage with a little tiny stick figure of a body beneath it, the shirt is of course pink. }Eddie: An you can get yours now for the low low price of $19.95! So that way the next time that sniveling piece of shit decides to grace us with his presence on GODāS show he can look out into the crowd for the first time and see an ocean of his ugly ass face staring back at him with a lovely set of BITCH TITS!
{ Eddie sneers hard at the camera as he slaps his chest where the picture is. }Eddie: Aceās bitch tits is going global baby, #acesbitchtits! And just like the his never ending yellow streak running up his back I aināt ever gonna stop until I get that sorry sack of shit in the ring! SO ACE! Next time you wrestle, Iām a be there in my Bitch Tit shirt with my Bitch Tit sign and the soon to be released Bitch Tit hat letting you know loud and proud how much I fuckinā hate you.
{ Eddie steps back in for a close up. }Eddie: Iāll be beating you.
{ And pan down to the shirt once again and that ridiculous smirk. }----------------------------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Alex Jones vs Lance Rodd
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{The lights shut off as the start of "This fire" by Archie Wilson comes on, white strobe lights flash with the drum beat of the opening until, A spotlight shines on the entranceway. Alex Jones emerges wearing a black hoodie with a white dallas cowboy styled star on the back, a COD Ghosts face mask wrapped around his face. He walks down to the ring and leaps onto the apron sliding across it before getting into the ring and leaping onto the second rope instigating the crowd. He jumps down and runs to the opposite corner and does the same as the music dies down.}Vasco Dias: Alex Jones has been venting his frustrations over the last few weeks about Roberto Verona and Angel...
Terri Morasco: For the last time, you will refer to him as GOD...
Vasco Dias: No..no I won't....
{A pink strobe light comes over the entranceway as Lance Rodd stands with his back to the audience. He spins around as "Turn me on" by David Guetta comes on the PA. He walks down to the ring in a pink robe with white feathers for the trimming. A lollipop in his mouth. He leaps onto the apron and gets in the ring through the top and middle rope, he stops halfway and lays across the rope moving his right hand up and down the rope fast before rolling over into the ring on his knee's in front of the referee, he pops the lollipop out of his mouth and licks the tip of it before popping up to his feet}Terri Morasco: Oh look...the fruit...
Vasco Dias: Terri that's not cool you're gonna get us in trouble again...
Terri Morasco: Pixie?....fairy?...princess?....
Vasco Dias: Princess is acceptable...
{The bell rings and Alex and Lance move around one another, they lock up and Alex grabs Lance's arm and wrenched it into a top wristlock, Lance ducks under reverses the pressure and locks Alex in the same move, Ales drops down to one knee and then rolls forward and kips up before burying a hard kick to Lance's midsection doubling him over, Alex hits a few stiff shots sending Lance back into the corner, Alex runs in and Lance moves out of the way, Alex crashes sternum first into the top turnbuckle, Lance grabs Alex from behind and rubs against him, Alex looks around shocked before getting thrown overhead with a release german suplex.}Vasco Dias: Alex got folded up like an accordian...
Terri Morasco: He landed on his neck jeez!
{Lance prances around the ring, he stops and smiles at the fans as Alex holds the back of his neck. Lance grabs Alex and goes for a bellly to belly suplex, Lance goes for it and Alex jumps and front flips landing on his feet, Alex spins around and Lance runs and gets hit with a leaping dropkick Alex spins around and incites the fans. Alex hits a hiptoss on Lance then the jumping fist drop and he kips up before hitting a hard low kick to Lance's back.Lance arches his back in pain as Alex calls for him to get up, Lance gets to his feet and Alex leaps up with a no hands rana}Vasco Dias: Great athleticism from Alex
Terri Morasco: This is what Alex does...he showboats and hotdogs....
{Lance slides out of the ring to collect himself. Alex sprints across the ring and leaps over the top rope down onto Lance with a flipping plancha. Alex pops back up and he pulls Lance up rolling him in the ring, Alex climbs to the top rope and leaps off with the spiral tap. Alex goes for the pin 1.....2.....Lance kicks out.}Terri Morasco: That was so close...
Vasco Dias: Alex hasn't used the spiral tap in a long time...
{Lance goes for a clothesline, Alex ducks and hits some fast low kicks, he grabs Lance's arm and goes for the cross armbar, Lance blocks it and shoves Alex forward, Alex leaps and turns sideways hitting and AJ guri, Lance drops down face first and starts to get up, he stays bent over, Alex runs in and hits the flashback (curb stomp) Alex goes for the pin 1....2.....3}Vasco Dias: Alex wins!
Terri Morasco: He doesn't seem happy about it....
{Alex slides from the ring and grabs his Joker in the pack briefcase storming out to the back}----------------------------------------------------------
TAG TEAM MATCH
Eternity and Amber Richards vs Ana Valentine and Kayla Richards
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{ The lights in the arena go down to a blue hue and purple smoke begins to fill the entrance way as the banging drums of "Apex Predator" by Otep resound throughout the arena, the sirens and the lyrics introduce Eternity to the audience and as the adults boo, the children seem to fear the shadowy woman who is wearing a black hat and a veil with her head bowed as she walks down the ramp. She stops in the middle of the ramp and takes a bow, taking her veiled black hat off and posing with it in her outstretched arms. She continues her journey down the ramp, skipping and carrying her hat in her right hand accompanied by the chorus. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring and when she reaches the centre, she transitions into a skip, over to the turnbuckle where she hangs her hat on a ringpost, patting it. She then skips to the middle of the ring and gets down on one knee, a leg outstretched behind her, as she looks heavenward and raises an arm in front of her, her hand reaching towards the sky. This gesture now triggers the lights to slowly be raised back up to normal levels as her music starts also to fade away. }Vasco Diaz: And the Champ is joining us first...
Terri Monasco: This match has a strange set up Vasco...
Vasco Diaz: Indeed the Tornado rules and No DQ stip mean anyone could take out anyone...
Terri Monasco: Which leaves us to wonder, will Eternity and Amber work as a team?
{ "King of my world (queen remix)" by saliva blasts on the PA system, the lyrics rolling out. As the song explodes after the first verse Amber makes her way out her black hair flowing down as she throws her head back and lets out a laugh. Amber makes her way down to the ring, she runs and slides on her knee across the apron before resting her body against the ropes as the music fades out. Eternity and Amber stand opposite each other, Amber appears to be staring Eternity down whilst Eternity just smiles at Amber, swinging her arms back and forth in front of her. }Vasco Diaz: Well, we will find out soon enough...
{ The lights lower and a purple spotlight shines on the stage. Oteps "seduce and destroy" comes over the speakers, Ana Valentine makes her way out with Kayla Richards following behind. They make their way down to the ring very slowly getting past the fans. As the fans boo wildly, Ana stops and smirks, looking out over the crowd before she reaches the ring steps and takes a knee, holding her hands in front of her in a prayer position, she then stands. Kayla rolls under the bottom ropes to stand and hold the ropes open for Ana. Ana leaps up onto the ring apron and as the song blasts into a harder part, Ana throws her arms out and lets out a scream before getting into the ring. }Terri Monasco: Amber and Eternity are certainly at a disadvantage tonight as Ana and Kayla operate like a well oiled machine...
Vasco Diaz: Kayla blindly follows Anaās word, but what will happen if Ana isnāt around to offer instruction....?
{ As the bell rings, Ana slides straight out of the ring and disappears under the apron, Kayla turns on the spot confused and Amber makes chase, following Ana out of the ring. Kayla turns and walks straight into a hard upper cut from Eternity. Kayla doubles at the blow and leaves herself open for Eternity to scoop her up into a slam! Eternity then mounts the fallen Kayla, taking two handfuls of her hair she begins to slam Kaylaās head repeatedly into the canvas.
Meanwhile, Amber emerges from under the apron apparently unable to find Ana, she turns to duck back under again and the base of her jaw is met with the bottom of a baseball bat as Ana Valentine slams it upwards and a crack sound is heard. Amber hits the barrier as she falls back and then slides down it. Ana swings back with force but Amber manages to roll out of the way and execute a toe hold, slamming Ana face first into the same barrier. }Vasco Diaz: And the match is off to a flying start!
{ Eternity, now growing bored of the not moving Kayla, rolls out of the ring to slam her boot into Anaās face. As she connects, Ana grabs Eternityās boot and pulls up, trying to slam her onto her back but Amber scouts the move and appears behind Eternity catching her and for some reason saving her from the fall.
Ana is too quick for them though and leaps up into a spear, slamming her shoulder into Eternityās gut she slams Amberās back into the ring, spearing them both with one quick move. Ana then turns and grabs the bat from the floor, as she swings, Eternity ducks and Amberās temple and the bat connect.
Amber shakes her head as thought there is a ringing in her ears and Ana steps back, laughing at Amber. Her ego distracts her and Eternity rips the bat from Anaās hand, bringing it down across the back of her head. Ana hits the mats face first and Eternity begins to slam the bat over Anaās back, calculating the spots on Anaās spine where she strikes. }Vasco Diaz: Eternity is taking no prisoners here tonight...
Terri Monasco: Eternity is a woman with a point to prove!
{ Amber rolls back into the ring and comes face to face with her sister. Amber shakes her head no and holds her hands up in front of her, taking a step back. The fans cheer wildly as Amber refuses to put a hand on her sister. Kayla laughs at Amber and runs forward, slamming a forearm into Amberās face. Amber stumbles back and pushes her sister off, throwing herself down she rolls out of the ring.
Kayla stands in the middle of the ring and laughs, pointing at her sister she makes a āchickenā motion, openly mocking Amber to a chorus of boos. The boos are so loud that Kayla does not hear Ana scream at Kayla to pay attention... And Eternity comes up behind Kayla with āEnriqueā and slams āhimā across Kaylaās back.
Kayla screams and hits the mat, Amber turns to see what has happened to her sister and for a moment appears conflicted, but her mind is quickly made up for her when Ana runs up the steps and jumps off, using the elevation to execute a makeshift bulldog type move, slamming amber face first into the thin mats that cover the hard floor. }Vasco Diaz: Wow... Sisterly bonds run deep I guess...
Terri Monasco: Amber needs to get her head in the game.
{ Ana steps back, pushing her hair out of her face as she watches Amber lie face down. Inside the ring, Eternity pulls Kayla up for The Devilās Star... Kayla tries to fight her way out, screaming and trying to thrash around. Ana slides into the ring with the intent to break the hold, but Eternity releases and tosses Kayla into the mat... Running at Ana she grabs the top rope and swings herself down, landing both feet across the back of Anaās neck.
Ana yells in pain and Eternity reaches down, she grabs Ana by the hair and drags her fully into the ring just as Kayla rolls out of it. Eternity runs back and bounces off the ropes going for a clothesline, but Ana wraps her leg around Eternityās and drops her face first into the mat. The two women get to their feet at the same time and begin circling one another.
Eternityās eyes go to the chair off to the corner of the ring and she makes a run for it, as she does, Kayla slides something to Anaās feet, she swoops down and picks it up, as Eternity turns and swings, Ana ducks the chair and nails a hard right into eternityās jaw. Eternity sways for a moment before going down and Ana steps back, with a laugh she raises her fist and kisses the brass knuckles wrapped around it. }Terri Monasco: These ladies are certainly making use of the No DQ stipulation!
Vasco Diaz: And Eternity is already back on her feet!
{ Eternity rounds on Ana, jumping up behind her she elevates off the ropes and nails Ana with a variation of Laid to Rest. As Ana hits the canvas, Eternity hooks her leg
1...
2....
Kayla rushes in to break up the pin and in the commotion, Ana rolls out of the ring and onto the mats outside. }Vasco Diaz: And a near pin for Eternity there!
{ Ana begins to make her way up the side of the ramp, breaking out into a run when she sees Amber coming up behind her, hot on her heels. Ana suddenly stops and turns, tripping Amber in what is basically a schoolyard bully move and causing her to slam into the floor. Ana then takes off running again up the side of the ramp.
In the ring, Eternity is demonstrating her superior skill and experience in the ring over Kayla. Off the turnbuckle Eternity takes Kayla down with a Fallen Angel, quick to her feet she then nails Kayla with a Snap Suplex! And then Another! Eternity looks to be going for a third but then changes her mind and instead nails Kayla with a hard Rib Breaker then turns her into an Ashes for Ashes.
As Kayla hits the mat, she isnāt moving the quick execution of the succinct moves making it near impossible for her to fight back... Eternity steps to the side of Kaylaās head and uses a variation on the Face Wash, rubbing the sole of her boots across Kaylaās face. Eternity then pulls Kayla back up to her feet, basically forcing the young girl to stand... }Vasco Diaz: There is no need for this...
Terri Monasco: Eternity doesnāt care about need Vasco...
{ Whilst this has been going on, Amber has caught up to Ana and the two are trading blows under the stage. Ana slams Amberās face into one of the structure poles and the sound reverberates behind them... Ana begins to emerge from under the stage taunting Amber who comes running out with a trash can in hand.
Ana jumps up onto the barrier and executes a jumping double booted kick into the can, taking amber down, but her foot gets caught in the can and she goes down with Amber, both ladies begin trying to pull themselves up, still trading blows and trying to knock the other down. In the ring, with Eternity holding Kayla up, she executes The Last Rites, before rolling over her victim and hooking the leg.
1....
2....
3..... }Vasco Diaz: And Eternity has secured the win for her team.
{ As she hears the bell ring, Amber looks up towards the ring and sees her sister lying flat out. She runs off down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope to check on her sister. Ana gets her bearing and then strolls down to the ring herself, looking angry.
Amber managed to bring Kayla to, just in time for Ana to grab Kayla by the feet and wrench her from the ring, she forces the girl to her feet and points up the ramp, Kayla begins to hobble her way up the ramp, whilst being berated and screamed at by Ana.... Amber simply watches on, helpless. Standing in the middle of the ring as "Apex Predator" by Otep plays.
Eternity skips around the still stunned Amber with Enrique in one hand and the Diamonds Championship in the other before stopping and grabbing Amber the hand and raising it up into the air. Amber quickly pulls her hand away and shoves Eternity hard but the referee gets in between them as Eternity stokes Enrique and whispers to him that itās ok. }Vasco Dias: Wow, they actually made a pretty good team.
Terri Morasco: I canāt imagine weāll be seeing this kind of āteam workā when the finally face off for the Diamonds Championship.
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SEGMENT
āThe good life.ā
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{ Backstage we find Frank Black and Bob Pooler doing a pre match warm up, taking shots of moonshine. Frank throws it back like itās nothing but Pooler? Well he grimaces pretty hard. }Bob: How do you drink this stuff?
Frank: Like this.
{ He pours another shot and throws it back. }Bob: Damn.
Frank: Yup.
Bob: Soā¦ Honestly, howād you hook up with GOD?
{ Frank mulls over the question a little bit before answering. }Frank: Truth is, he saved me. Found me when I was at my lowest and picked me back up.
Bob: Wow, really?
Frank: Yeah, that and the free tail? Damn that Kayla has a tight ass.
Bob: Yeah she does- wait! What?
Frank: Yeah, that Kayla Richards? GOD sent her over to my room the other night. Damn man, canāt believe you passed that up. Bitch was crazy.
{ Bobās eye twitches a little bit as he looks at the Black brother who seems damn proud of what he just said. }Frank: Anyway, we got a match to win in the name of the Lord. You ready?
Bob: Yeah. Iām ready.
Frank: Good, lets go knock that bitch Laszlo the fuck out.
{ Frank takes one last shot before jumping up from the table and walking out of the locker room. Bob sits there for a moment longer before following him out the door. }----------------------------------------------------------
6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
The Brothers Black and Bob Pooler vs Mike Laszlo, Xavier Cross and Kyle Mason
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{ "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour hits the sound system, Mike Laszlo walking out onto the stage, flanked by Xavier Cross and Kyle Mason and followed by Alexis Caffrey, to a favored reaction from the crowd. Surveying those who cheer, a grin comes over his face as he heads for the ring with a confident walk, slapping hands with some fans along the isle who outstretch their hands, Alexis by his side holding his other hand, Kyle and Cross walking beside them. }Ally: Making their way to the ring, accompanied to the ring by Alexis Caffrey, MIKE LASZLO! XAVIER CROSS! AND KYLE MASON!
{ The two get to the end of the ramp before Mike lifts Alexis onto the apron. She enters the ring as Mike rolls in under the bottom rope. Cross and Mason pull themselves up via the ring posts and step into the ring. Mike climbs the outside ropes to the top rope in the corner nearest the entrance ramp and poses for the crowd amassing a magnitude of cheers. He jumps down and goes to the opposite corner and does the same, garnering the same reaction. Cross, Laszlo and Mason meet in the center of the ring and bump fists as they wait. }Vasco Dias: Iām not sure one ring can contain all the egos that are about to be in it.
Terri Morasco: I donāt think the arena can contain them most nights.
Vasco Dias: Mike Laszlo, the number one contender is teaming up with men who have both had their problems with the Age of X in the past, Xavier Cross and Kyle Mason to take on the resident goons of Angel, er, God, The Brothers Black and his newest pit bull, Bob Pooler.
Terri Morasco: All three men are very talented and why they follow him instead of blazing their own trail is beyond me.
Vasco Dias: Me too, I just hope Laszlo, Cross and Mason put them in their place.
{ Sail by Devildriver hits the pa as the arena is plunged into darkness. A lone spot light shines down at the entrance to the ramp, Eddie and Frank Black stand to either side of Bob Pooler as the song kicks into gear. Fire erupts from the ring posts as the three men head down the ramp. Laszlo, Cross and Mason donāt wait for them to get to the ring as they all slide out and collide with the Age of X on the ramp! }Vasco Dias: AND HERE WE GO!!!
{ Laszlo crashes right into Pooler, Mason and Frank, Eddie and Cross, fists flying like crazy. Laszlo spins Pooler around and throws him hard into the ring barrier and then crashes into him with a clothes line. Mason sends Frank into the ring apron, he runs in behind him but Frank hits a spin kick. Eddie tries to throw Xavier into the barrier but Cross turns it around and drop toe holds Eddie into it instead. Laszlo picks Pooler up and drops him on the barrier and then dumps him into the crowd. Laszlo climbs up onto the barrier and the fans part like the red seas as Mike comes off the barrier with an elbow drop on Pooler. Frank sends Mason running into the steel steps and knocks them over. Cross pulls Eddie up and drives his face into the barrier then turns him around and runs him face first into the ring post. }Vasco Dias: Itās complete anarchy!
Terri Morasco: Is this match even going to officially start?
{ Laszlo pulls Pooler up and throws him into a row of chairs and he knocks them over. Laszlo grins as he picks up a chair. Cross pulls back on Eddie and drives his face into the post again. Frank spins Mason around with a whip into Cross. Frank runs at them both but Cross and Mason hit a double clothes line and take Frank down. They pull him back up and hook him for a double suplex onto the lower half of the steel steps. Back in the crowd, Laszlo has a chair as Pooler tries to find his bearings. Laszlo runs up behind him and cracks him over the back with the chair! }Vasco Dias: Well if this match were under way itād already be over via count out or dq.
Terri Morasco: Good thing no one has entered the ring then, isnāt it?
Vasco Dias: Very.
{ Cross and Mason pick up Eddie now and double power bomb him back first into the ring post! }Vasco Dias: OH MY GOD!
Terri Morasco: Both men are working out a ton of frustration right now at the Brotherās expense.
{ Mike raises the chair again and hits Pooler a second time to a huge pop. }Vasco Dias: This is insane.
{ Mike gets ready to do it again when GOD suddenly appears in the crowd, Laszlo sees him and gets ready to go after him when security floods the crowd and creates a wall between GOD and Laszlo. Laszlo grins and mouths āI thought so.ā As he drops the chair and heads back toward the ring. }Vasco Dias: Looks like GOD showed up just in time to save the day for his team.
Terri Morasco: Someone had to bail them out.
{ The security helps Pooler up as Laszlo hops back over the barrier. Cross goes to grab Frank as Mason watches, suddenly Mason St Croix blind sides Kyle Mason from behind. Cross turns and goes to get him but Frank hooks his leg and trips him. More security flood down the ring to keep Laszlo from touching St Croix as he now joins GOD who has made his way to the top of the entrance ramp. }Vasco Dias: Look at this! Itās like a circus out here.
{ Frank is up and he goes to club Laszlo from behind but Mike senses it and instead catches Frank with Diamond Cutter right on the ramp. He pulls Frank up and throws him into the ring and rolls after him and the ref finally calls for the bell. }Vasco Dias: FINALLY!
Terri Morasco: It had to start eventually.
Vasco Dias: But in what condition are these men after all of that?
Terri Morasco: Who knows, Pooler must be pretty winded.
{ Mike pulls Frank up and throws him into the corner and runs in with a big time clothes line, he rips him out with NO MERCY! He doesnāt stop there as he picks him back up for the CLE! Frank is down and Mike covers. ONE! TWO! TH-EDDIE BREAKS IT UP! }Vasco Dias: Close call for the Age of X.
Terri Morasco: Luckily Eddie was there to make the save.
{ Mike throws Eddie over the top ropes and pulls Frank up to his feet again. He throws him hard into the ropes and catches him with a big time shoulder block on the rebound! Mike stomps him hard on the chest as Cross reaches his hand out for a tag. Mike walks over and makes the tag, the two of them pull Frank up and hit a snap double suplex. Cross is right up and throws Frank into the corner, he runs in with a knee to the chest and then rips him out of the corner with a bull dog! Cross turns him over for a cover. ONE! TWO! POOLER BREAKS IT UP! }Vasco Dias: Pooler is back in this!
{ Cross and Pooler are back to their feet and trading blows left and right as the referee tries to get things under control. Mike and Mason climb into the ring, Eddie and Frank are up too and all six men start fighting now. }Vasco Dias: Here we go again.
Terri Morasco: I donāt think this match is going to have one clear winner.
Vasco Dias: Not the way itās going right now.
{ Cross throws Eddie over the ropes and to the outside. Mike and Pooler take themselves over the top rope and to the outside. Cross grabs Frank and hits the Phoenix Driver DDT! Cross rolls him over for a cover. Mason grabs Eddieās boot as he tries to slide in, Pooler gets past Cross. ONE! TWO! Pooler breaks it up again. Pooler and Cross go at it again but the referee pushes Pooler back into his corner. Cross turns and tags in Mason. The two of them throw Frank into the corner and hit a double clothes line and start to stomp Frank in the corner. }Vasco Dias: Frank Black has taken the lionās share of the beating so far.
Terri Morasco: He needs to tag out desperately.
{ Mason turns Frank around and drives several hard knees and then picks him up for the Spiked Punch right onto the turnbuckle! Frank is just completely out of it as Mason stalks him with a grin as he looks up to GOD and St Croix. Mason pulls him and kicks him in the gut then hits a roaring clothes line over the back of his head completing Sunday, Bloody Sunday! Mason isnāt ready to try and put this one away as he pulls him up for another kick, two punches, a kick and a spinning back fist! }Vasco Dias: Frank is just in a bad way right now.
Terri Morasco: Mason is obliterating him.
{Mason keeps an eye on St Croix as he pulls him up and connects with Cyanide and Candy! Frank is out of it and the referee is about to call it but Eddie and Bob both break it up. Cross and Mike both enter the ring and the referee tries to keep this under control, warning all five men. }Vasco Dias: Complete and total chaos. Thatās the only thing to describe this match.
Terri Morasco: I donāt know how anyone is ever going to score a pin fall here.
Vasco Dias: I really donāt think itās going to be possible.
{ The ring is cleared again as Mason tags back in Mike. Mike pulls Frank up who comes out of no where with a back fist and leaps across the ring to tag in POOLER! Pooler flies into the ring and clothes line Laszlo, a second clothes line. Laszlo is up and Pooler hits a hip toss. Laszlo stands up and Bob hits the HVH SPEAR! Mike is down and Pooler covers. ONE! TWO! Mason breaks it up. Pooler doesnāt care as he preps a super kick. Laszlo is slow to stand, Bob fires off the kick, Laszlo gets under it and goes for a neck breaker, Bob pushes him off into the ropes, Laszlo rebounds right into DR TEETH! Laszlo is down and Bob covers. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! }Vasco Dias: Bob nailed that second attempt.
Terri Morasco: But Laszlo was still able to power out of the pin fall.
Vasco Dias: Heās got an impending Imperial Title shot, Iām sure thatās given him all kinds of momentum.
Terri Morasco: I can only imagine the high Iām sure heās feeling.
{ Pooler pulls Laszlo up off the mat and Laszlo hits a surprise jawbreaker! Bob stumbles and Laszlo hits an ATMOIC DROP! Laszlo runs across the ring and comes back with a flying shoulder block! Laszlo is up and tags in Cross who hops into the ring. Pooler tags in Eddie. Eddie flies into the ring and ducks a clothes line from Cross and hits a drop kick. Both men are right to their feet and charge each other hitting a double clothes line. They donāt stay down for long as Eddie swings hard for Cross who ducks and picks Eddie up for a German Suplex and instead plants him with a sit down power bomb! }Vasco Dias: Very impressive!
Terri Morasco: Cross has never been better!
{ Cross covers. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! Cross is up and pulls Eddie up who explodes with a European upper cut and drives Cross back. Eddie bounces off the ropes and hits a running clothes line and then turns and punches Mason right in the face. Mason hops into the ring and the ref stops him as Eddie drives Cross in the Age of X corner where Bob and Frank start choking Cross while Eddie kicks him in the gut over and over. }Vasco Dias: OH COME ON!
{ They let him got and Eddie picks him up for an AA spine buster before he tags Bob back into the ring. Bob steps in and pulls Cross up. Bob sends Cross into the ropes but Xavier spring boards into the Phoenix Driver DDT! He nips up and heads to the top rope. }Vasco Dias: HIGH RISK!
Terri Morasco: Will it pay off?
{ CROSS COMES OFF THE TOP WITH THE ELBOW BUT BOB GETS THE OUT OF THE WAY!!! Cross tries to get up but Bob hits a gut wrenching spear and pulls Cross up for the Shinigami! Bob covers as the Brothers fly across the ring and crash into Mike and Mason! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! }Vasco Dias: The Age of X stole the win!
Terri Morasco: But look!
{ GOD, Mason St Croix and Ana Valentine head toward the ring as Cross and Mason are fighting with the Brothers. Laszlo rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. }Vasco Dias: Laszlo is ready for a fight!
Terri Morasco: I think heās had enough of GODās games.
{ Pooler starts to come too as Mike is back in the ring with the chair, Pooler quickly rolls out of the ring as Cross throws Frank at Mike and Laszlo levels him with the steel chair! Mason knocks Eddie off the apron as Laszlo looks to GOD. }Vasco Dias: No fear in that man!
Terri Morasco: Absolutely none in Alexis either.
{ Alexis Caffrey rolls into the ring and stands with Cross and Mason as Laszlo brings the chair down over the back of Frank again. GOD, St Croix and Ana watch as Pooler regroups with them. Laszlo dares them to get into the ring as he puts the chair down. }Vasco Dias: Their just going to watch this!?
Terri Morasco: GOD said he wanted to teach Mike a lessonā¦ But what the hell is it?
Vasco Dias: No idea.
{ GOD smiles and holds Pooler and St Croix back as Mike picks Frank up and delivers MALICIOUS INTENT! }Vasco Dias: I donāt understand this!
{ GOD bows his head and raises his hands as the lights dim and fire erupts from the ring posts! }Vasco Dias: JESUS!!!
GOD: The Age of X is bigger than one man, GOD is bigger than one man, you will understand when itās time. Beat my believers, torture them, persecute them, you only strengthen their belief, their resolve, you only give them more reason to pray for your inevitable demiseā¦ YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME!
{ Mike Laszlo along with Alexis Caffrey, Kyle Mason and Xavier Cross all stare defiantly at the Age of X as the show comes to a close. }
Well howdy there pardner.