Post by Jack Lockhart on Jun 14, 2013 9:00:22 GMT
Everyone needs a night to themselves. Everyone deserves to go out and have themselves a party. So my dear friend Eddie Simpson decided to take me out partying. He wanted to see Chicago seeing as he had only been in there once or twice. I figure why the hell not and actually agreed to go cruising with him. I hope he realizes that it won't be like old times..
I don't live like that anymore.
Hopefully this night won't be filled with any surprises. I sit in the limo with him as we're on our way to the party. He smiled slyly at me as he kicked back in his seat.
Eddie Simpson - Jack, you are in for the night of your life.
JackHammer - I really don't like the way you said that..
I really didn't trust him. In the old days he had a wild reputation of partying and women...I had really matured, but him...that's a different story.
Eddie Simpson - Just call tonight a late birthday present from me to you man. We've been apart for far too long...and it's time we catch up on old times.
JackHammer - Well, what I pictured was sight seeing around the city...
Eddie Simpson - Sight seeing are for tourists Jack come on, don't you want to live?
JackHammer - Well of course bro...
Eddie Simpson - Just relax..this will be a night to remember.
He had no idea how right he was. Soon we pulled up to what looked to be a grand hotel. The driver opened the door for us. I couldn't believe how big the place looked on the outside, it was like looking at Cesar's Palace.
JackHammer - Whoa dude..you didn't tell me we'd be coming here.
Eddie Simpson - I wanted it to be a surprise. My Dad just opened The Empire Hotel here in Chicago, so I figured we ring it in in style..
JackHammer - You never change do you Simpson?
Eddie Simpson - I keep telling you Jack, a leopard never changes its spots. Now lets go mingle..
We both walk inside, and right before us there were loads of people sipping champagne and talking with one another. It looked like quite a party.
JackHammer - You have not lost your touch dude.
Eddie Simpson - Of course not..I'm Eddie Simpson, I never lose my touch.
As we walked towards the refreshment table, two gorgeous women come up to us. One of them smiled, but something seemed off about her.
Female Party Guest - Are you Eddie Simpson? Son of Ron Simpson?
He gave a sly smile at the beauty.
Eddie Simpson - That's what it says on my driver's license..care to converse?
Female Party Guest - I'd love to!
The raven haired beauty went by his side while the red head one took my arm. As hot as she was, I remembered that I have a wife and she'd kill me. We walked arm and arm to the table with many chairs set up. I must say...Simpson has done pretty good for himself. The waiter poured me some champagne as I had the red haired beauty on my lap.
Things were going good.
Throughout the night we all conversed, soon I decided it was time to go to the bathroom. I get the girl off my lap as I get up.
JackHammer - Be right back Eddie, gotta drain the lizard..
Eddie Simpson - Take your time Jack..
I head to the hotel bathroom, but as I opened the door, a woman came out with her nose bleeding. She seemed dazed and stumbling about. Something seemed wrong about her. I figured I go and see if I could find who she belonged to, only to see two women doing something I never thought I'd see...snorting a line of coke. They were sucking it with their nose right on a glass table. I realize now this isn't just any party..
This was a cocaine party.
I immediately went to go find Eddie, he was licking cocaine right off the stomach of another woman. I glared at him while he just smiled.
JackHammer - You brought me to a cocaine party?!
Eddie Simpson - You sound surprised...
JackHammer - Dude! You realize if there was a raid, everyone here would be arrested including you and me?
Eddie Simpson - I have the best lawyer's in town Jack, we'd be back on the street before dinner time.
JackHammer - That's not the point Eddie, I'm off the sh*t, I don't do this anymore. You brought me all the way here just so I can get fu*king wasted with you?
Eddie Simpson - Will you quit being such a goddamn prude? You used to like these kind of parties back in the day, now you're mister goody goody. I figured you needed to loosen up.
JackHammer - You know what? Fu*k it, I'm out of here..enjoy your party..
I just storm away from him. He doesn't seem to care as he's surrounded by women. I call a Taxi and within minutes, he takes me back home to my house. I go in and the first person to see me is Angel.
Angel Black - Hey..how was your night with Eddie?
I looked her in the face, really ashamed of where I'd been tonight. I sigh as I look upstairs.
JackHammer - It was fine..I'm just really tired and I want to go to bed.
Angel Black - Okay..goodnight.
She gave me a small smile as I went to our room and shut the door. I plop myself on the bed and go to sleep.
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Camera's finally open up in the Soldier Field. There looks to be only lights on in the ring, a spotlight. The camera man finds me in the middle of the ring, resting against the Turnbuckles dressed in a long white buttoned down shirt and black jeans. Finally I begin to speak.
"You know..it seems lately this war with the other teams has really gotten out of hand...but a fight every now and then does make life a bit more interesting, don't you think? I team up with Duke Winchster to go against HonorBound, The James Gang, Criminal Intent, InFamous in a TLC match to become the first ever IWF World tag team champs. James Gang you guys beat Duke and I last week, you got lucky and managed to catch me off guard then procced to double team me to get the win. My hats off to you for doing that, but I promise you two that it won't ever happen again.
"Now we have HonorBound, two guys who have never teamed before till they got into the IWF. They claim to both be men of honor. I applud you both for being that way, but being men of honor in this match come Sunday won't mean sh*t. This TLC match is going to be one for the ages. Hell I won't be suprised if it gets named match of the year, people probably will be talking about this one for many years to come.
I pull a small gold case out of the pocket of my pants, I then pull out a cigar out. I light it up and tilt back with the stick between my fingers.
"Then you have Infamous. I give you guys credit, you two have gone undefeated here so far in the IWF, but like Spike Kane has said you have yet to face The Naturals. So come Sunday you will get that chance to as we step into the ring in this hugs TLC match and try like hell to knock each other's heads clean off the shoulders. I so can't wait to be in that ring with Rob and Spike so I can knock them down a peg or two when Duke and I win the match and walk away the first ever IWF World tag team champs."
JackHammer flicks some ash onto the grass.
"You see since I had my first professional wrestling match I have been called a violent man. I do love violence I always have and I always will. So you can say that I am a violent man all you want because I am a violent man. That may be why I made the choice to become a professional wrestler because wrestling can be very very violent. So a Pay Per View match like a TLC match should be right up the ally of a man like me hell they don't call me The Chi-Town Terror for nothing. Now we go to Criminal Intent, the two guys from Down Under. These guys have gone around the IWF bi*ching and moaning to anyone who listens that they keep not getting booked in tag matches here in the IWF, that Mr. Langson keeps holding them back. Well if you don't like how things are turning out here in the IWF then simply pack up your bags and head back to where your from for all I care, and if you want to stay then shut the fu*k up and actually wrestle. Which everyone will get to see come this Sunday at Bloody Azzies."
JackHammer takes and other deep drag from his cigar finishing it. He quickly replaces it with a new one and takes an admit deep drag.
"IWF is a place where new Gods are born and worshiped. Maybe it's time that the Naturals become worshiped in 2013. we will set the world on fire..excuse the pun.....in 2013. Duke and I will become the first ever IWF World Tag Team Champions. So HonorBound, James Gang, Criminal Intent, Infamous, at Bloody Azzies, Duke and I'll make an example out of you when we beat you to death and leave the match with the tag titles over your limp bloody carcass."
The camera focuses on my sick smile as I climb out of the ring.
The scene ends. Fade to black.............................................
I don't live like that anymore.
Hopefully this night won't be filled with any surprises. I sit in the limo with him as we're on our way to the party. He smiled slyly at me as he kicked back in his seat.
Eddie Simpson - Jack, you are in for the night of your life.
JackHammer - I really don't like the way you said that..
I really didn't trust him. In the old days he had a wild reputation of partying and women...I had really matured, but him...that's a different story.
Eddie Simpson - Just call tonight a late birthday present from me to you man. We've been apart for far too long...and it's time we catch up on old times.
JackHammer - Well, what I pictured was sight seeing around the city...
Eddie Simpson - Sight seeing are for tourists Jack come on, don't you want to live?
JackHammer - Well of course bro...
Eddie Simpson - Just relax..this will be a night to remember.
He had no idea how right he was. Soon we pulled up to what looked to be a grand hotel. The driver opened the door for us. I couldn't believe how big the place looked on the outside, it was like looking at Cesar's Palace.
JackHammer - Whoa dude..you didn't tell me we'd be coming here.
Eddie Simpson - I wanted it to be a surprise. My Dad just opened The Empire Hotel here in Chicago, so I figured we ring it in in style..
JackHammer - You never change do you Simpson?
Eddie Simpson - I keep telling you Jack, a leopard never changes its spots. Now lets go mingle..
We both walk inside, and right before us there were loads of people sipping champagne and talking with one another. It looked like quite a party.
JackHammer - You have not lost your touch dude.
Eddie Simpson - Of course not..I'm Eddie Simpson, I never lose my touch.
As we walked towards the refreshment table, two gorgeous women come up to us. One of them smiled, but something seemed off about her.
Female Party Guest - Are you Eddie Simpson? Son of Ron Simpson?
He gave a sly smile at the beauty.
Eddie Simpson - That's what it says on my driver's license..care to converse?
Female Party Guest - I'd love to!
The raven haired beauty went by his side while the red head one took my arm. As hot as she was, I remembered that I have a wife and she'd kill me. We walked arm and arm to the table with many chairs set up. I must say...Simpson has done pretty good for himself. The waiter poured me some champagne as I had the red haired beauty on my lap.
Things were going good.
Throughout the night we all conversed, soon I decided it was time to go to the bathroom. I get the girl off my lap as I get up.
JackHammer - Be right back Eddie, gotta drain the lizard..
Eddie Simpson - Take your time Jack..
I head to the hotel bathroom, but as I opened the door, a woman came out with her nose bleeding. She seemed dazed and stumbling about. Something seemed wrong about her. I figured I go and see if I could find who she belonged to, only to see two women doing something I never thought I'd see...snorting a line of coke. They were sucking it with their nose right on a glass table. I realize now this isn't just any party..
This was a cocaine party.
I immediately went to go find Eddie, he was licking cocaine right off the stomach of another woman. I glared at him while he just smiled.
JackHammer - You brought me to a cocaine party?!
Eddie Simpson - You sound surprised...
JackHammer - Dude! You realize if there was a raid, everyone here would be arrested including you and me?
Eddie Simpson - I have the best lawyer's in town Jack, we'd be back on the street before dinner time.
JackHammer - That's not the point Eddie, I'm off the sh*t, I don't do this anymore. You brought me all the way here just so I can get fu*king wasted with you?
Eddie Simpson - Will you quit being such a goddamn prude? You used to like these kind of parties back in the day, now you're mister goody goody. I figured you needed to loosen up.
JackHammer - You know what? Fu*k it, I'm out of here..enjoy your party..
I just storm away from him. He doesn't seem to care as he's surrounded by women. I call a Taxi and within minutes, he takes me back home to my house. I go in and the first person to see me is Angel.
Angel Black - Hey..how was your night with Eddie?
I looked her in the face, really ashamed of where I'd been tonight. I sigh as I look upstairs.
JackHammer - It was fine..I'm just really tired and I want to go to bed.
Angel Black - Okay..goodnight.
She gave me a small smile as I went to our room and shut the door. I plop myself on the bed and go to sleep.
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Camera's finally open up in the Soldier Field. There looks to be only lights on in the ring, a spotlight. The camera man finds me in the middle of the ring, resting against the Turnbuckles dressed in a long white buttoned down shirt and black jeans. Finally I begin to speak.
"You know..it seems lately this war with the other teams has really gotten out of hand...but a fight every now and then does make life a bit more interesting, don't you think? I team up with Duke Winchster to go against HonorBound, The James Gang, Criminal Intent, InFamous in a TLC match to become the first ever IWF World tag team champs. James Gang you guys beat Duke and I last week, you got lucky and managed to catch me off guard then procced to double team me to get the win. My hats off to you for doing that, but I promise you two that it won't ever happen again.
"Now we have HonorBound, two guys who have never teamed before till they got into the IWF. They claim to both be men of honor. I applud you both for being that way, but being men of honor in this match come Sunday won't mean sh*t. This TLC match is going to be one for the ages. Hell I won't be suprised if it gets named match of the year, people probably will be talking about this one for many years to come.
I pull a small gold case out of the pocket of my pants, I then pull out a cigar out. I light it up and tilt back with the stick between my fingers.
"Then you have Infamous. I give you guys credit, you two have gone undefeated here so far in the IWF, but like Spike Kane has said you have yet to face The Naturals. So come Sunday you will get that chance to as we step into the ring in this hugs TLC match and try like hell to knock each other's heads clean off the shoulders. I so can't wait to be in that ring with Rob and Spike so I can knock them down a peg or two when Duke and I win the match and walk away the first ever IWF World tag team champs."
JackHammer flicks some ash onto the grass.
"You see since I had my first professional wrestling match I have been called a violent man. I do love violence I always have and I always will. So you can say that I am a violent man all you want because I am a violent man. That may be why I made the choice to become a professional wrestler because wrestling can be very very violent. So a Pay Per View match like a TLC match should be right up the ally of a man like me hell they don't call me The Chi-Town Terror for nothing. Now we go to Criminal Intent, the two guys from Down Under. These guys have gone around the IWF bi*ching and moaning to anyone who listens that they keep not getting booked in tag matches here in the IWF, that Mr. Langson keeps holding them back. Well if you don't like how things are turning out here in the IWF then simply pack up your bags and head back to where your from for all I care, and if you want to stay then shut the fu*k up and actually wrestle. Which everyone will get to see come this Sunday at Bloody Azzies."
JackHammer takes and other deep drag from his cigar finishing it. He quickly replaces it with a new one and takes an admit deep drag.
"IWF is a place where new Gods are born and worshiped. Maybe it's time that the Naturals become worshiped in 2013. we will set the world on fire..excuse the pun.....in 2013. Duke and I will become the first ever IWF World Tag Team Champions. So HonorBound, James Gang, Criminal Intent, Infamous, at Bloody Azzies, Duke and I'll make an example out of you when we beat you to death and leave the match with the tag titles over your limp bloody carcass."
The camera focuses on my sick smile as I climb out of the ring.
The scene ends. Fade to black.............................................
Well howdy there pardner.