Just Shootin'

[Mason St. Croix]

When I returned to IWF two months ago I had a purpose, and that was to serve as The Perfect Weapon to the man who pulled me from the darkest point in my life and showed me the light. That is still my purpose but now I have a goal as well.

To become the Imperial Wrestling Federation Man of Steel Champion.

I understand there’s not much honor in how we in the Age of X do things, but honor, respect, and dignity are what I want to restore to the second most prized championship this company has to offer. In the days of Ryan Blade and Killian Creed you knew the Man of Steel Champion was just that, a champion. They defended their title, they carried it proudly, and they made people respect them.

Then we got Reñee Pleasant.

Big bad brooding, angry Reñee took everyone by storm and had some of the lower card guys trembling in their boots before they got fed to the new monster. He was dark, he was dangerous, and he was the flavor of the moment just like I had been months before. He picked up the title from a champion who never should have been champion in the first place and then proceeded to shit all over it after he became the latest victim of the locker room equivalent of a venus fly trap.

Amber Richards.

She sucked him in... quite literally I’d imagine, and he stopped caring about being the monster he once was and became her big cuddly teddy bear that she’ll toss aside as soon as she’s done draining his soul through his dick. She sunk her claws in, spewed her lovey dovey weepy bullshit and turned a beast into a sniveling, whiney bitch. They needed a break from the grueling demands of IWF so they took a magical vacation to somewhere tropical as seen in Amber’s ghostly white Twitter bikini pictures.

While BOTH of them are champions.

Paradise is gone Reñee, welcome to the hell that is being locked inside a cage with me. Ask Kyle Mason what happens there. I break people, even monsters. What happened during our brief encounter a few weeks back should have been a warning that I’m not like anyone you’ve ever faced. I’m sure you’ve been told that before but when I drove you head first into that wall you had to know you were in some deep shit. You’re bigger than me by a long shot but I’m nearly as strong as you because of how hard I train. I bring a combination of strength, speed, and a skill set that you won’t know what to do with. Then all it takes is one move, one incredibly simple, but brilliantly violent move.

The Ranger’s Way.

Seth Evans got the hyped return, he had everyone talking about how good he could be and then he met his end just like so many before him have. It’s not a matter of if I hit it, it’s when, Reñee. When I drop you on the back of that giant love struck noggin of yours you won’t answer a 10 count and that title will be strapped around my waist. Don’t worry though you’ll have Amber to comfort you, she can sit by your hospital bed and read you stories, it’ll be like a fucking Nicholas Sparks novel. 

Unless she finds someone new.

It won’t be me, I can promise you that Reñee. I’ll be busy doing things like defending my title, wearing it everywhere I go, and just generally doing the things a champion should that you never did. The things I did when I was the IWF Heavyweight Champion before Bates got his psycho hands on it and tarnished it. I wear a championship proudly just like I do the medals I got in fighting in a war. These are our badges, they’re not won on a battlefield but inside a ring and after Sunday I’ll be the first man to have ever held two of them. I like being the first person to do things, unlike Reñee who got at the end of the line for sloppy 245ths on Amber. Heavyweight Champion, Man of Steel Champion that’s two.

Then when I’m ready I’ll be the first to have three.

Don’t let the speculation begin though, I’m loyal and as long as Angel Blake wears the World Championship I won’t even think about it. This is just fair warning for who ever holds it next. I want it, and when the time is right I’ll get it. Right now though the time is right for Extreme Endurance to end with this words.

Your WINNER AND NEW IWF Man of Steel Champion, Mason St. Croix.