Post by Eddie D. on Dec 5, 2014 22:02:10 GMT
Rob Diamond’s Totally Unbiased Top Ten Rankings
What up bitches. I’m Rob the main mother lover Diamond and this here is my totally unbiased top ten rankings. Now I’m told I have to tell you that these rankings in no way reflect anyone of any importance’s opinion.
EXCEPT FOR ME!!!
Because I am the GOAT and my opinion is the only one that freaking matters. Now I’ve sat back and I’ve literally watched minutes upon minutes of Monday Night Sacrifice from at least this passed week and while I couldn’t claim to call myself well versed in our current roster I am willing to say I’m versed enough to know who sucks more than the average bear. So without further delay.
10. ROB DIAMOND
Rob Diamond has been out of action for a very long time but someone as extraordinarily awesome as Rob Diamond never stops being as good as he is and let’s all be honest with ourselves, he’s awesome. Now rumor has it he will be making a come back in the near future and you better believe that when he does all the asses are going to get kicked which is why I don’t have any other choice but to give him the number 10 spot.
9. ROBERTO DIAMOND
Mr. Diamond has proved himself time and time again to be the best wrestler on the planet and while some would debate that statement their all morons. I mean come on, who is better than Rob Diamond?
8. BOBBY DIAMOND
Shocking the world by spring boarding right to the number eight spot is Rob Diamond, who is the top name in the industry even when he hasn’t set foot in a ring in something like a year. It’s hard to debate the raw talent and sheer unbeatableness of Rob Diamond because he is that damn good. Securing the number eight spot and obviously a future Imperial Title shot, this man is the man to watch.
7. ROB “Lord Dominicus” DIAMOND
You can rape all the under age girls you want while doing lines of coke off another man’s wang but you will never be as awesome as Rob Diamond. Coming in at number seven based off nothing more than being better than anyone he has every laid eyes on, Rob Diamond proves that the cream truly does rise to the top.
6. ROBERT “Dark Lord of the Sith” DIAMOND
Now when Roberto Verona privately announced that he’d be stripping Mike Laszlo of the Imperial Title and awarding it to Rob Diamond, no one was surprised. But what people were surprised about is Rob being awarded the longest and most best title reign in the history of the company. Truly a pillar of the industry, Rob Diamond is the man we all aspire to be like, which is why he totally locks up the number six spot.
5-2. ROB “Mother Loving” DIAMOND
To absolutely no one’s surprise, Rob Diamond pretty much locks out the top five of the IWF’s best wrestlers in this totally unbiased ranking. I mean, name one person who has destroyed more world’s a super villain or saved more women in distress when he face turned? Name one man who wields the power of miljnor as well as all the lantern rings from across the emotional spectrum not to mention two infinity gauntlets from two parallel earths and is the harbinger of Parallax, the fear entity!? I mean this guy is just unstoppable.
AND NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob Diamond.
I know what you’re thinking and you’re right, there was absolutely no other choice for the number one spot. Between his good looks, undeniable greatness and the fantastic hair, Rob Diamond is easily the number one man in the entire IWF as well as the wrestling world and probably even in Hollywood. I mean Rob Diamond is the man that all wrestlers emulate in the ring. His move set is often duplicated by much less talented people and then there’s the fact that he’s just utterly the greatest thing alive. Rob Diamond is the number one stud, the obvious and only Imperial Champion and when he returns all that will be made that much more clear. I know it seems like an odd choice picking a man who hasn’t made his come back yet but I mean come on.
Who the fuck is better than Rob Diamond?
NO BODY!
That is all for this installment of Rob Diamond’s Totally Unbiased Top Ten Rankings, tune in next time when we discuss the greatest wrestler to ever live, with over 9000 wishes made and even more girls laid, Rob Diamond, The Icon, The Idol, The Greatest of all Time.
SUCK IT!
What up bitches. I’m Rob the main mother lover Diamond and this here is my totally unbiased top ten rankings. Now I’m told I have to tell you that these rankings in no way reflect anyone of any importance’s opinion.
EXCEPT FOR ME!!!
Because I am the GOAT and my opinion is the only one that freaking matters. Now I’ve sat back and I’ve literally watched minutes upon minutes of Monday Night Sacrifice from at least this passed week and while I couldn’t claim to call myself well versed in our current roster I am willing to say I’m versed enough to know who sucks more than the average bear. So without further delay.
10. ROB DIAMOND
Rob Diamond has been out of action for a very long time but someone as extraordinarily awesome as Rob Diamond never stops being as good as he is and let’s all be honest with ourselves, he’s awesome. Now rumor has it he will be making a come back in the near future and you better believe that when he does all the asses are going to get kicked which is why I don’t have any other choice but to give him the number 10 spot.
9. ROBERTO DIAMOND
Mr. Diamond has proved himself time and time again to be the best wrestler on the planet and while some would debate that statement their all morons. I mean come on, who is better than Rob Diamond?
8. BOBBY DIAMOND
Shocking the world by spring boarding right to the number eight spot is Rob Diamond, who is the top name in the industry even when he hasn’t set foot in a ring in something like a year. It’s hard to debate the raw talent and sheer unbeatableness of Rob Diamond because he is that damn good. Securing the number eight spot and obviously a future Imperial Title shot, this man is the man to watch.
7. ROB “Lord Dominicus” DIAMOND
You can rape all the under age girls you want while doing lines of coke off another man’s wang but you will never be as awesome as Rob Diamond. Coming in at number seven based off nothing more than being better than anyone he has every laid eyes on, Rob Diamond proves that the cream truly does rise to the top.
6. ROBERT “Dark Lord of the Sith” DIAMOND
Now when Roberto Verona privately announced that he’d be stripping Mike Laszlo of the Imperial Title and awarding it to Rob Diamond, no one was surprised. But what people were surprised about is Rob being awarded the longest and most best title reign in the history of the company. Truly a pillar of the industry, Rob Diamond is the man we all aspire to be like, which is why he totally locks up the number six spot.
5-2. ROB “Mother Loving” DIAMOND
To absolutely no one’s surprise, Rob Diamond pretty much locks out the top five of the IWF’s best wrestlers in this totally unbiased ranking. I mean, name one person who has destroyed more world’s a super villain or saved more women in distress when he face turned? Name one man who wields the power of miljnor as well as all the lantern rings from across the emotional spectrum not to mention two infinity gauntlets from two parallel earths and is the harbinger of Parallax, the fear entity!? I mean this guy is just unstoppable.
AND NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob Diamond.
I know what you’re thinking and you’re right, there was absolutely no other choice for the number one spot. Between his good looks, undeniable greatness and the fantastic hair, Rob Diamond is easily the number one man in the entire IWF as well as the wrestling world and probably even in Hollywood. I mean Rob Diamond is the man that all wrestlers emulate in the ring. His move set is often duplicated by much less talented people and then there’s the fact that he’s just utterly the greatest thing alive. Rob Diamond is the number one stud, the obvious and only Imperial Champion and when he returns all that will be made that much more clear. I know it seems like an odd choice picking a man who hasn’t made his come back yet but I mean come on.
Who the fuck is better than Rob Diamond?
NO BODY!
That is all for this installment of Rob Diamond’s Totally Unbiased Top Ten Rankings, tune in next time when we discuss the greatest wrestler to ever live, with over 9000 wishes made and even more girls laid, Rob Diamond, The Icon, The Idol, The Greatest of all Time.
SUCK IT!
Well howdy there pardner.