Post by Jebediah Crowe on Feb 11, 2015 17:31:07 GMT
You know what time it is, Plague!?! We got three other teams trying to take us out!
I can see this…but please mind your yelling. My head still aches from the last table match that we had.
Why, cause Judas Aliah made you his bitch?
Watch your tone! If I see that blasphemous asshole ever again, I will make sure that he sees the Truth for what it really is when I cripple his ass!
Ha, you’re just lucky he decided to go easy on you, big guy!
Oh yes. Let’s just go ahead and laugh it up because it was so, so funny, wasn’t it? Was it that funny when Warren Kidd threw your ass through a table? Had you not tried your stupid stunt, we could have won the match!
Hey, you know damn well you would have done the same thing!
Do some unnecessary flips while I get driven through some wood? Yeah, I don’t think I would have done that.
Fuck you, Plague.
What matters most is we have some…Bad Company this week!
SIKE! Do you actually think I am scared of Nighthawk? Oooooo, I am a super technical wrestling asshole. Get the fuck outta here…he cost Death his chance at the title, ya know?
It matters not! He and his little buddy Jason think they are the better tag team, because they are better…wrestlers? Look man, I don’t know about you, but I really want to beat the hell out of these guys.
Nighthawk and Nighthawk Junior really think they got a shot, don’t they? Looks like we will have to show them that they really aren’t top dog like they think they are!
These guys remind me of when we were training together with Crowe, like the one time we had to determine who was going to take the punishment if one of us failed.
Yeah…you were always a bitch about it.
Jebediah Crowe
Balance…
Was this my fault?
Your god damn right it was! All you had to do was hold me in the air for five minutes. Instead, you held me for fifty seconds…
Jebediah Crowe
Do you not wish to take this seriously!?!
Plague
I’m trying, Crowe! You think I’m going to be able to hold this dude up for five minutes!?!
I barely weigh two hundred pounds...
You felt like four hundred.
Jebediah Crowe
Listen to me, you little punk! If you don’t want to take this seriously, then I will gladly take you back home so all of those people you wronged can rip you limb from limb!
He always was a very persuasive man.
Yeah, and you know what happened the next time we tried the same thing?
Jebediah Crowe
Thirty seconds…you leave me no choice.
Man you were weak. Not as weak as Jack Gaither, but still…
Don’t you DARE compare me to that sack of shit! He tries to act like a super bad ass that quotes Star Wars or Star Trek or whatever the hell that nerd shit is?
His partner is a little bitch himself. Who the hell does YouTube videos to talk about their opponents? Pussy…
Jebediah Crowe
I shall show you the hand of god himself! And until you realize how important this training is, you both will continue to feel it!
Fury
Why must I be punished!?! He’s the one that couldn’t hold me up!
You son of a bitch.
Jebediah Crowe
Because, when one of you fails, you both fail. Therefore, if one of you must be punished, then you both must be punished.
I really hated you here, Plague. Not as much as I do Gaither, but man I wanted to fucking kill you right here.
Please, you think I still care to this day? Here, let me go ahead and answer that for you – I don’t. And I took this punishment for months until we finally got it.
Jebediah Crowe
Fifteen more seconds…
Fury
Come on, Plague! Don’t fuck this up!
Plague
Shut…the…fuck…up!
I was just being encouraging.
You were being a dick.
Regardless, you actually fucking did it, man. I was almost as shocked as Crowe was.
Jebediah Crowe
Good…now continue to hold him.
Plague
What!?!
That man said five minutes, and he continued to make me fucking hold you until I failed. I was so pissed about that…
What was the moral of that story again?
Fury
He completed five minutes! Why have we still not done enough?
Jebediah Crowe
Sometimes…you have to be pushed passed the limits. You have shown me that you are still limited in teamwork. Therefore, you both have still failed me.
Fucking asshole. I wanted to punch that old man square in the jaw!
Imagine if you would have tried that…the man makes Death seem like the Tooth Fairy in terms of fear sometimes…
Plague
Look, Crowe, I did what you asked why don’t you just-
Whip to the face. That shit is still scarred right here on the side of my face. Hurt like a bitch, I’ll tell you that.
It shut you up pretty fast too. I wish we could whip Gaither in his dumb ass face. Who calls themselves The Golden Eagle? Is that even supposed to be intimidating?
Let’s not downplay his partner, Aaron Owens. The dude is a tiny little fucker himself, but he fits Gaither like peanut butter and jelly.
Why? Cause they’re both weak little bastards that will never beat us? I mean, we beat The Olympians and they were twice the size of these two! Why on earth would they even stand a chance against us?
I never said they stood a chance. All I am saying is that when we get in that ring with them, we need to simply crush them when we get the chance! Do NOT give them any sort of life in that match. The last thing I need to see is Gaither thinking he actually has a chance of beating us. I’ll gladly welcome Aaron Owens to the big leagues when I toss him through a table. I won’t let some bitch ass rookie beat me. Imagine what Crowe would do to me if that happened.
Yeah, let’s not think about that shit.
Speaking of people being welcomed into the big leagues, you see that Alexander Atwater?
Who?
Well, I guess that’s a no...He’s some mercenary that wants to try and be a wrestler…I think? It’s some weird story like that.
And he’s relevant…how?
Well, we are facing him and his buddy Matthew Prince, so we need to atleast know who they are. His partner has a nickname…Sokaris?
What the fuck is a Sokaris?
Some god thing in Egypt I think…I don’t know. If you have to look up what it means, then it obviously isn’t that good of a name to go by.
When was the last time you even touched a computer?
Probably back when planking was the trend.
It really has been that long…that’s crazy to think about. It’s been years…but anyways, Atwater and his buddy are in for a world of hurt when we get our hands on them. If you think I am going to let a so-called mercenary and a loner that goes by…”Sokaris” beat us, then you are sadly mistaken. Come to think of it…are any of these teams really a threat to us?
Well, we got a team of world class wrestling assholes, some fucking weak ass nerds, and some team of apparent bad asses.
This…this really is what we are being subjected to? I mean, how many times do we have to kick Jack Gaither and Nighthawk’s ass before they realize they simply can’t beat us? Hopefully the other four realize not to fuck with us after we beat the hell out of them.
And that’s how we see it.
Don’t say that.
Gotcha.
I can see this…but please mind your yelling. My head still aches from the last table match that we had.
Why, cause Judas Aliah made you his bitch?
Watch your tone! If I see that blasphemous asshole ever again, I will make sure that he sees the Truth for what it really is when I cripple his ass!
Ha, you’re just lucky he decided to go easy on you, big guy!
Oh yes. Let’s just go ahead and laugh it up because it was so, so funny, wasn’t it? Was it that funny when Warren Kidd threw your ass through a table? Had you not tried your stupid stunt, we could have won the match!
Hey, you know damn well you would have done the same thing!
Do some unnecessary flips while I get driven through some wood? Yeah, I don’t think I would have done that.
Fuck you, Plague.
What matters most is we have some…Bad Company this week!
SIKE! Do you actually think I am scared of Nighthawk? Oooooo, I am a super technical wrestling asshole. Get the fuck outta here…he cost Death his chance at the title, ya know?
It matters not! He and his little buddy Jason think they are the better tag team, because they are better…wrestlers? Look man, I don’t know about you, but I really want to beat the hell out of these guys.
Nighthawk and Nighthawk Junior really think they got a shot, don’t they? Looks like we will have to show them that they really aren’t top dog like they think they are!
These guys remind me of when we were training together with Crowe, like the one time we had to determine who was going to take the punishment if one of us failed.
Yeah…you were always a bitch about it.
Jebediah Crowe
Balance…
Was this my fault?
Your god damn right it was! All you had to do was hold me in the air for five minutes. Instead, you held me for fifty seconds…
Jebediah Crowe
Do you not wish to take this seriously!?!
Plague
I’m trying, Crowe! You think I’m going to be able to hold this dude up for five minutes!?!
I barely weigh two hundred pounds...
You felt like four hundred.
Jebediah Crowe
Listen to me, you little punk! If you don’t want to take this seriously, then I will gladly take you back home so all of those people you wronged can rip you limb from limb!
He always was a very persuasive man.
Yeah, and you know what happened the next time we tried the same thing?
Jebediah Crowe
Thirty seconds…you leave me no choice.
Man you were weak. Not as weak as Jack Gaither, but still…
Don’t you DARE compare me to that sack of shit! He tries to act like a super bad ass that quotes Star Wars or Star Trek or whatever the hell that nerd shit is?
His partner is a little bitch himself. Who the hell does YouTube videos to talk about their opponents? Pussy…
Jebediah Crowe
I shall show you the hand of god himself! And until you realize how important this training is, you both will continue to feel it!
Fury
Why must I be punished!?! He’s the one that couldn’t hold me up!
You son of a bitch.
Jebediah Crowe
Because, when one of you fails, you both fail. Therefore, if one of you must be punished, then you both must be punished.
I really hated you here, Plague. Not as much as I do Gaither, but man I wanted to fucking kill you right here.
Please, you think I still care to this day? Here, let me go ahead and answer that for you – I don’t. And I took this punishment for months until we finally got it.
Jebediah Crowe
Fifteen more seconds…
Fury
Come on, Plague! Don’t fuck this up!
Plague
Shut…the…fuck…up!
I was just being encouraging.
You were being a dick.
Regardless, you actually fucking did it, man. I was almost as shocked as Crowe was.
Jebediah Crowe
Good…now continue to hold him.
Plague
What!?!
That man said five minutes, and he continued to make me fucking hold you until I failed. I was so pissed about that…
What was the moral of that story again?
Fury
He completed five minutes! Why have we still not done enough?
Jebediah Crowe
Sometimes…you have to be pushed passed the limits. You have shown me that you are still limited in teamwork. Therefore, you both have still failed me.
Fucking asshole. I wanted to punch that old man square in the jaw!
Imagine if you would have tried that…the man makes Death seem like the Tooth Fairy in terms of fear sometimes…
Plague
Look, Crowe, I did what you asked why don’t you just-
Whip to the face. That shit is still scarred right here on the side of my face. Hurt like a bitch, I’ll tell you that.
It shut you up pretty fast too. I wish we could whip Gaither in his dumb ass face. Who calls themselves The Golden Eagle? Is that even supposed to be intimidating?
Let’s not downplay his partner, Aaron Owens. The dude is a tiny little fucker himself, but he fits Gaither like peanut butter and jelly.
Why? Cause they’re both weak little bastards that will never beat us? I mean, we beat The Olympians and they were twice the size of these two! Why on earth would they even stand a chance against us?
I never said they stood a chance. All I am saying is that when we get in that ring with them, we need to simply crush them when we get the chance! Do NOT give them any sort of life in that match. The last thing I need to see is Gaither thinking he actually has a chance of beating us. I’ll gladly welcome Aaron Owens to the big leagues when I toss him through a table. I won’t let some bitch ass rookie beat me. Imagine what Crowe would do to me if that happened.
Yeah, let’s not think about that shit.
Speaking of people being welcomed into the big leagues, you see that Alexander Atwater?
Who?
Well, I guess that’s a no...He’s some mercenary that wants to try and be a wrestler…I think? It’s some weird story like that.
And he’s relevant…how?
Well, we are facing him and his buddy Matthew Prince, so we need to atleast know who they are. His partner has a nickname…Sokaris?
What the fuck is a Sokaris?
Some god thing in Egypt I think…I don’t know. If you have to look up what it means, then it obviously isn’t that good of a name to go by.
When was the last time you even touched a computer?
Probably back when planking was the trend.
It really has been that long…that’s crazy to think about. It’s been years…but anyways, Atwater and his buddy are in for a world of hurt when we get our hands on them. If you think I am going to let a so-called mercenary and a loner that goes by…”Sokaris” beat us, then you are sadly mistaken. Come to think of it…are any of these teams really a threat to us?
Well, we got a team of world class wrestling assholes, some fucking weak ass nerds, and some team of apparent bad asses.
This…this really is what we are being subjected to? I mean, how many times do we have to kick Jack Gaither and Nighthawk’s ass before they realize they simply can’t beat us? Hopefully the other four realize not to fuck with us after we beat the hell out of them.
And that’s how we see it.
Don’t say that.
Gotcha.
Well howdy there pardner.