Post by johntolly on Mar 4, 2015 16:28:26 GMT
The Scene opens with John Tolly sitting down watching the end of Double M’s promo. He waits a second pondering what he just heard, he then calmly picks up the remote turns off the T.V, places the remote down, takes a deep breath and then…..starts laughing hysterically.
John:oh ohh my..I…I..can’t…
John almost doubles over in laughter; he tries to compose himself and wipes some tears from his eyes.
John: I’m sorry it was just..that was the funniest shit I think I’ve ever heard. You are the best In the world? Wow! If you’re the measuring stick then this industry in totally fucked! Luckily though I can think of a few people who are better than you Mike, let’s see who is a better professional wrestler than you? Hmmm
John strokes his chin as if thinking
John: well pretty much the entire roster of the IWF, my dog, Andre the Giant; what’s the? He’s dead you say? Yeah that’s right a rotting corpse is a better wrestler than you are Mike, hell I have a zit on my ass that has more talent than you do Mike. In other words Mike, you suck.
John chuckles
John: So you won your first match here in the IWF
John puts his hands up in mock surprise
John: watch out, we got ourselves a badass over here!?
John rolls his eyes
John: You think I care if you respect me? News flash I don’t give a flying fuck if you or anyone else respects me! Respect doesn’t win you titles! Respect doesn’t pay the bills. That being said you want to compare careers? I’ve been in this business 15 years; I’m a four time world champion! I’ve forgotten more about this industry than you will probably ever learn, and you want to call ME the underdog!? HA! That’s a joke! YOU are a joke Mike! No you’re more than just a joke, you’re a disgrace to pro wrestling, hell you’re a disgrace to breathing! You are the reason why some animals eat their young.
John leans in and stares at the camera
John: The jokes are over Mike, this Thursday you step into the ring with wrestling’s true franchise! I want you to come into the match with the attitude that you are going to run right through me, I want you to think that you are going to put me in the hospital. Please Please I beg you take me for granted! Please underestimate me. Because if you do I promise you will NEVER make that mistake again! Unlike what you claim I don’t feel bad about ending your career, this Thursday I will END YOU! I will not stop until you are lying in a quivering pile of blood and puke! Listen to me very very closely you insigfincant little piss ant! You are NOTHING to me! You are a stepping stone and after I’m done destroying you I won’t even remember who you are you will be just another in a long line of victims just another nameless face. So Mike go home, make love to your wife, tell your parents you love them, because that will be the last happy memory you have.
The scene fades to black
John:oh ohh my..I…I..can’t…
John almost doubles over in laughter; he tries to compose himself and wipes some tears from his eyes.
John: I’m sorry it was just..that was the funniest shit I think I’ve ever heard. You are the best In the world? Wow! If you’re the measuring stick then this industry in totally fucked! Luckily though I can think of a few people who are better than you Mike, let’s see who is a better professional wrestler than you? Hmmm
John strokes his chin as if thinking
John: well pretty much the entire roster of the IWF, my dog, Andre the Giant; what’s the? He’s dead you say? Yeah that’s right a rotting corpse is a better wrestler than you are Mike, hell I have a zit on my ass that has more talent than you do Mike. In other words Mike, you suck.
John chuckles
John: So you won your first match here in the IWF
John puts his hands up in mock surprise
John: watch out, we got ourselves a badass over here!?
John rolls his eyes
John: You think I care if you respect me? News flash I don’t give a flying fuck if you or anyone else respects me! Respect doesn’t win you titles! Respect doesn’t pay the bills. That being said you want to compare careers? I’ve been in this business 15 years; I’m a four time world champion! I’ve forgotten more about this industry than you will probably ever learn, and you want to call ME the underdog!? HA! That’s a joke! YOU are a joke Mike! No you’re more than just a joke, you’re a disgrace to pro wrestling, hell you’re a disgrace to breathing! You are the reason why some animals eat their young.
John leans in and stares at the camera
John: The jokes are over Mike, this Thursday you step into the ring with wrestling’s true franchise! I want you to come into the match with the attitude that you are going to run right through me, I want you to think that you are going to put me in the hospital. Please Please I beg you take me for granted! Please underestimate me. Because if you do I promise you will NEVER make that mistake again! Unlike what you claim I don’t feel bad about ending your career, this Thursday I will END YOU! I will not stop until you are lying in a quivering pile of blood and puke! Listen to me very very closely you insigfincant little piss ant! You are NOTHING to me! You are a stepping stone and after I’m done destroying you I won’t even remember who you are you will be just another in a long line of victims just another nameless face. So Mike go home, make love to your wife, tell your parents you love them, because that will be the last happy memory you have.
The scene fades to black
Well howdy there pardner.