Post by Christian Mercer on Apr 29, 2015 14:06:50 GMT
The itsy bitsy Spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again
I don't understand... why are you doing this?
...Stop it.
Stop what?!
...We have to stop... It's not ok.
Sunny... Please....
NO!
Sunny, we can work this out....
I'm sorry... But I have outgrown you, it's time for me to move on...
....Don't say that!
I'm sorry Sally....
Sunny drops her head sadly as she slides the sock off of her hand and holds it quietly.
Kaci?
She raises her head quickly, sliding the sock into her pocket and smiles brightly.
Hey Colt!
Why were you and Sally fighting?
...Don't do that.
Do what.
Don't feed the delusion... It's stupid. Childish.
What?
I heard what he said and he's right... I am an adult not some little kid with an imaginary friend....
What are you talking about...?
....I don't want to be an embarrassment to you Colton... You're a Champion and I....
And you, are an adorable, sweet woman with a multi-facet personality... and that INCLUDES Sally.
Colton...
Kaci, I am not going to tell you what to do... But, you need to be you - the Kaci that *I* know....
Colton kisses Sunny softly on the top of the head, rubbing her arm before he walks away, leaving her standing in the hotel hallway staring at her feet..... After a long moment she slides the sock out of her pocket and stares at it....
....You're my best friend Sally.....
She slides the sock back onto her hand, Sally springs to life, meeting Sunny's eyes.
I guess Colton's right... I have to be who I am, all of it....
You know...
Sally leans close to Sunny and rubs against her cheek...
I've always liked that guy!
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the kitchen wall
Swoosh! went the fan
And made the spider fall
Off went the fan
No longer did it blow
So the itsy bitsy spider
Back up the wall did go
*** 1 day earlier ***
"I don't understand Bay..." Kronus marches up and down the hotel room lounge area, Bailey pulls a sad face and reaches out to touch him... "Can't you just have some faith?"
"FAITH?! Have you seen her out there?! It's like we signed up with a fucking teletubby!" Bailey's soft sigh punctuates the anger that surrounds Kronus, neither of them noticing the shuffle of feet just outside the door.... "It's an embarrassment... We are Champions for christs sake and my brother is running around with a touched blonde and her fucking sock puppet!"
"AL!" Bailey yells, clearly annoyed "Don't start... You know i'm right." Kronus huffs, but Bailey shakes her head... Backing away from his touch "Do you know the things people say about me? ....Do you?!" Kronus reaches for her again with a sad shake of his head "That's different...." she backs away again.
"No... It isn't." as she moves across the room towards the hotel room door, a sadness washes over her face "But you are..."
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the yellow pail
In came a mouse
And flicked her with his tail
Down fell the spider
The mouse ran out the door
Then the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the pail once more
You just aren't very nice... I mean, I wish I could sit here and talk about all the respect and stuff that comes with being Diamond Champion, but I can't and that's not my fault... Nope not at all. Because the truth is...
The truth is you're a colossal bitch!
Sally, there is no need to name call. We are NOT Children and we won't conduct ourselves in such a savoury manner... Name calling is reserved for people too poop headed to have intelligent thoughts! And that is NOT us, sure I might tease Ana for being a meanie face and I might make some off-handed remarks about her... enjoyment of boys naughty bits... But let's not call her names....
But it's TRUE!
Sally!
Fine... the truth is you're a cunt.
SALLY!
Bahahahaha....
You're not helping!
Never said I was going to!
STOP GANGING UP ON ME!
I'll gang with you Colt...
SALLY!
Uh...
Both of you be quiet! I am TRYING to tell Ana how I am going to beat her tushy! Now Miss Valentine, you are in for some surprises this week... See, I know you think beating me is going to be a walk in the park. I see you, you look out from your throne built on the tears and sweat of others and you smirk, you look down on people like me and why? .... Because I am happy?
Because you don't have the dartford tunnel between your legs?
SALLY!
What... That's not name calling....
She's right you know....
I knew I liked you....
Gee, thanks Sally....
Do you two need a private moment?!?
Be a doll...
WHAT?! NO! KAC-
Hehehehehe, you're silly.... Kinda like Ana thinking that calling me simple minded or insipid are in any way an insult to me... I am quite happy to see the simplicity in things, you look out and see dirt and destruction; I see beauty - so really, whose the winner here?
Hint: Not you..
A lot of people here are friends, you think you have some too, but you don't know what friends are... You use people up and I know that's what you intend to do to me too - You think you can just waltz down to the ring and take a win - another defense under your belt, without even breaking a sweat.
I'm not an idiot, I know underdog is kind when talking about me... But I promise you this, Mrs. Jones, I am going to give it everything I have - I probably won't walk out the Champion at Convergence, but I will make it damn hard for you to walk away the Champion either...
The truth is you're a colossal bitch!
Sally, there is no need to name call. We are NOT Children and we won't conduct ourselves in such a savoury manner... Name calling is reserved for people too poop headed to have intelligent thoughts! And that is NOT us, sure I might tease Ana for being a meanie face and I might make some off-handed remarks about her... enjoyment of boys naughty bits... But let's not call her names....
But it's TRUE!
Sally!
Fine... the truth is you're a cunt.
SALLY!
Bahahahaha....
You're not helping!
Never said I was going to!
STOP GANGING UP ON ME!
I'll gang with you Colt...
SALLY!
Uh...
Both of you be quiet! I am TRYING to tell Ana how I am going to beat her tushy! Now Miss Valentine, you are in for some surprises this week... See, I know you think beating me is going to be a walk in the park. I see you, you look out from your throne built on the tears and sweat of others and you smirk, you look down on people like me and why? .... Because I am happy?
Because you don't have the dartford tunnel between your legs?
SALLY!
What... That's not name calling....
She's right you know....
I knew I liked you....
Gee, thanks Sally....
Do you two need a private moment?!?
Be a doll...
WHAT?! NO! KAC-
Hehehehehe, you're silly.... Kinda like Ana thinking that calling me simple minded or insipid are in any way an insult to me... I am quite happy to see the simplicity in things, you look out and see dirt and destruction; I see beauty - so really, whose the winner here?
Hint: Not you..
A lot of people here are friends, you think you have some too, but you don't know what friends are... You use people up and I know that's what you intend to do to me too - You think you can just waltz down to the ring and take a win - another defense under your belt, without even breaking a sweat.
I'm not an idiot, I know underdog is kind when talking about me... But I promise you this, Mrs. Jones, I am going to give it everything I have - I probably won't walk out the Champion at Convergence, but I will make it damn hard for you to walk away the Champion either...
We gonna kick yo ass BIATCH!
Oh Sally....
What?!
Yes... Yes we are.... Hehe!
Oh Sally....
What?!
Yes... Yes we are.... Hehe!
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the maple tree
She slipped on some dew
And landed next to me
Out came the sun
And when the tree was dry
The itsy bitsy spider
Gave it one more try..
Hey Princess... How you doing?
Colton slides into the room quietly moving over towards the couch where a tired Kaci sleepily acknowledges him with a smile, a small teddy bear tucked between her arms as she lies in the fetal position on the couch post nap.
Fine...
Kaci shifts slightly and Colton takes a seat on the couch, Kaci automatically resting her head back down, on his thigh now, cuddling her teddy.
Hey, why is Robert getting all the hugs?
He got here first...
That's not fair!
First come, first served buddy - you know the house rules....
Oh yeah?!
Colton gets a mischievous glint in his eyes as he leans down and begins tickling Kaci, forcing her to release Robert the bear, as he tumbles to the floor, Colton cheers.
Victory is mine!
Cheater!
Kaci squeals with laughter but wraps her arms around Colton, hugging him tighter than she ever did the bear, he sighs softly with a smile and strokes her hair...
Everything sorted now sweetheart?
Kaci nods her head against Colton's leg with a smile.
Yessum... Just a small crisis of self...
....Well, I'm glad you saw sense, you're my little one and I don't want that to change....
Me either Papi.
The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up without a stop
She spun a silky web
Right at the very top
She wove and she spun
And when her web was done
The itsy bitsy spider
Rested in the sun.
Well howdy there pardner.