Post by Alicia Lukas on May 2, 2015 11:24:27 GMT
“Alastair!” I bellow throughout the house. I hear movement in the far room, the door opens and Al sticks his head out with a raised eyebrow. “You rang?” I shake my head and runt moving my head to pull Al out of the room. Alastair looks concerned as he steps out. “We need to talk Al….” He folds his arms and leans back against the wall.
“About what?” I turn my head slightly and slide my hands into the front pockets of my jeans. My upper body covered in a black “Olympians” t-shirt, available from IWFShop.com. “Kaci…” Alastair looks even more confused. “What about her?” I lean forward and clench my teeth. “About why she was almost in tears earlier…telling me that she’s bad for me as I am a champion and she’s “weird”…”
Alastair sighs deeply and slides a hand through his hair. “Look colt I-“ I interrupt him, trying to keep my anger in check. “I understand if you think she’s chilidish or weird.” I swallow hard and shake my head. “But she is who she is…” I nod slowly and Alastair goes to talk again. “I didn’t mean-“ I put my hand up to stop him. “I love her. I love who she is. And the fact you of all people would say things about her and be so unaccepting makes me sick….”
“Me of all people?” Alastair stepped forward. “What is that supposed to mean?” I shake my head and sigh deeply. “You seem to judge Kaci, you judge our relationship and for a gay man who is in love with a pre op transsexual you seem pretty damn uptight…” WHAM, I stumble back as Al’s right hand connects with my cheek. My head snaps back and I scoff. “You get one Al…you’re my brother and I love you…but you lay your hands on me again and I will put you down like I did when we were kids…”
Al steps back with a scowl on his face. “You think you know everything because you’re my older brother…” I shake my head and sigh. “No, I don’t know everything, but I do know when you are acting like an entitled prick….” Al growls and shoots in with a double leg taking me to the ground, he and I wrestle on the round, I use my power to push him off, he uses his flawless technique to take me down again.
“What the hell are you two doing?!?!” Bailey and Kaci step into the room, Bailey grabs Al by the shoulder and calms him down, I get to my feet shaking my head, I look at Kaci, her eyes well up with tears as I put an arm around her. “Take a good long look at yourself Alastair…..” Al looks at Kaci, he looks at me and then to Bailey, he turns and storms off grabbing his jacket on the way.
“Well, our first title defense….and it’s a triple threat match…”
“Of course we are facing one team who shouldn’t even exist and another team who are as combustible as an acid and a base in a test tube…..”
“That…that will create an explosion for those who don’t understand…..”
Titan raises his eyebrows.
“First up we have Soloman Kahn and Gibberg. Two members of the “union of jobbers”. Now most people know that a “Jobber” is a term for an enhancement talent. Or a poorly skilled professional wrestler who is basically there to get their asses kicked by the better talent.”
“But there have been plenty of beloved jobbers in our time. Like thunder sid and one half of our opponents Gibberg…”
“Or like Mercedes Vargas?”
“Yes Sally..very good….”
Suddenly Sally pops into view
“See Gibberg is styled after a legend of this business. A former world champion by the name of Gib who had been around IWF for a while, the father of Xander Famularo. Many people compare my power based hard hitting style to that of the Famularo’s and for that I am honored. But Gibberg is a pale imitation of the legend…”
“And he is going to be destroyed, along with his oversized partner. A man who looks like tarzan….”
“But fights like Jane…..”
“Hehehehe that’s a good one Titan!...”
“Thanks Sally….”
“You have pretty hair….”
“Uh…thanks….”
Titan coughs awkwardly and continues.
“But the real challengers are the team of Kyle Mason and Nighthawk…”
“Did you say Nightwing?!?!?!”
“No Sally nighthawk!”
“Good cause, batman is a creepy pedophile….”
“I…what?”
Sally tilts “her” head.
“Follow me here. Batman is a secluded billionaire, a single rich male with an aging houseboy. Who then “adopts” a teenage orphan boy to become his “ward”, after many years he gets too old and goes off on his own to be replaced by another young boy….it all seems very creepy to me….”
“I think we’re getting off track here….”
“No…we’re talking about one of your opponents Nightwing…Batmans first bitch….”
“Uh..no..it’s Nighthawk….”
“Oh….well he’s a bitch too…..”
“Sally!”
Sunny pops onto screen and slaps sally on the nose
“Bad sock”
“And then there’s Kyle Mason…”
“Oh don’t even get me started on that weird, vanilla guy…”
“How can someone be weird and vanilla?”
“Well…”
“Sally…don’t…”
“He was so boring everywhere, it was like talking too a grey brick wall but then he…he has weird tastes. Poor Sunny here couldn’t…get the little soldier to stand at attention…”
“SALLY!..NO!”
Awkward silence…
“It was like trying to play pool with a rope”
“SALLY!”
Titan bites his lip trying not to laugh.
“He insisted on watching UFC dvd’s when they tried to..get freaky….”
“Sally…shut up…”
“What?..it’s true!....Chuck Liddell REALLY got his juices flowing….”
“SALLY!...ENOUGH…..”
Titan shuffles sideways as Sunny walks off scolding her cotton based friend.
“Boys, you’re all out of luck. See as good as any of you seem to hope to be or think you are you are facing the best tag team in the world today. Since we stepped foot in this company we have been the best. The brothers black ruled the tag division because there was no one to step to them….”
“Scars and stripes were lucky to beat them….”
“Apocalypse couldn’t lace our boots….”
“And we are now the best of the best and we have the belts to prove it. Nighthawk, Mason, you two are talented wrestlers, but you’re not a team. Kronus and I will go down to that ring, and all four of you will try and beat us, you will fail and we will go on to be the greatest tag team champions this company has ever known…”
Well howdy there pardner.