Post by Eddie D. on May 29, 2015 12:31:57 GMT
25 minutes from now…
A battered, bloody and beaten Rob Diamond stands in the middle of the road. His Green Lantern armor is in shreds and a burned out Infinity Gauntlet hangs off his left hand.
He looks with pained eyes across a grassy field at a sight he’d nearly forgotten, one he’d pushed far from his mind…
The present…
Old man Diamond: ROB GET DOWN!!!!
An energy blast comes from seemingly out of no where as old man Diamond soars through the sky, beneath him is young pup Rob with Jazz and young Hope on either side of him. Rob looks up to his older self as he dodges another blast.
Rob: Where the hell is it coming from!?
Old man Diamond: I have no frigging idea!!!
An energy blast comes from behind and catches Old man Diamond in the back, he hovers for a second before plummeting through the sky toward the ground. Young Rob looks with worry in his eyes as he quickly darts towards the falling form of his older self.
Young Rob catches old Rob just inches from the ground but ends up crashing from the sheer weight and force with which he was falling through the sky and both men crash through the white picket fence of some poor civilians yard.
Young Rob quickly props old Rob up and shakes him.
Rob: Old me! Dammit old me! Respond!
He shakes him again but he isn’t getting anything from him.
Rob: Rob dammit!
: Don’t move.
Rob looks up to the black leather and armor clad woman with the black hair point an Infinity Gauntlet at him, clutched at the wrist with her right hand is Jazz and the much younger toddler Hope.
: I told you I’d kill you some day father.
Rob: Hope?
Young Rob looks at his fully grown warrior daughter as she sneers in his direction, unaffected by the fact she just murdered her own father.
Hope: If you want to survive this day you put him down and go home.
Rob: Why didn’t you kill me!?
Older Hope turns the gauntlet on Jazz.
Hope: Put him down. Now!
Rob: NO!!!
Rob suddenly lunges at Hope with his Green Lantern ring fully ignited and before she has time to so much as blink let alone command her Infinity Gauntlet into action he tackles her in a burst of energy. Jazz creates a shield of Star Saphire light to protect her and the young Hope as Rob her older doppelganger go tumbling across the street like a pebble over water.
Rob: WHY! DID! YOU! KILL! ME!?
With each word Rob sends a Green burst of energy into the side of her head, his words seeping with rage and anger.
Rob: TELL ME!!!
The two of them go crashing through the walls of a red town house across the street interrupting a family in the middle of their lunch. Hope begins to fight back, slugging Rob in the side of his head now with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Hope: YOU KILLED THE FUTURE!!! MY FUTURE!!!
With a surge of red energy Hope sends Rob flying off of her and through the plaster ceiling of the home and far up into the sky.
Outside Jazz coddles young Hope as she looks on with fear. The older warrior Hope steps out of the rubble of the town house with a sinister grin on her face.
Hope: I gave you a chance to walk away.
She points her Infinity Gauntlet at Jazz now.
Hope: A chance to live what little life you have left before he-
In burst of green Rob crashes into the back of Hope and sends her hurdling across the street into a red brick wall surrounding a home.
Rob: You stay away from them!!!
Rob quickly rushes over to the side of young Hope and Jazz.
Rob: Are you two ok?
Jazz: Yeah, I think so… What the hell is going on Rob?
Rob: I don’t know but I’m going to find out.
Rob turns to face his adversary but he’s too late, she’s already up and standing in front of him and with one powerful burst of energy she vaporizes Rob to dust but her gauntlet seems to vanish with him.
Jazz: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jazz opens fire with her Star Saphire ring but it’s for naught as Hope easily dodges every single blow that comes her way until she grabs Jazz by her ring wielding right hand and rears back with her left, now noticing that her Gauntlet is gone.
Hope: I don’t need an Infinity Gauntlet to kill you.
Old man Diamond: YOU COULDN’T EVEN KILL ME!!!
Thor’s hammer comes flying into the side of the head of the older Hope and knocks her clear across the state of Connecticut, a wide shot showing her crashing through hundreds of homes on her path.
Old man Diamond looks over to Jazz and young Hope.
Old man Diamond: You two ok?
Jazz: She… She killed him…
Old man Diamond: Not exactly.
Old man Diamond takes Jazz by the waist and delivers a passionate kiss. She doesn’t fight it, after all it’s still Rob Diamond. Eventually they break apart and Jazz looks deep into his eyes.
Jazz: Where is he?
Old man Diamond: Changing the future…
2012… Or 25 minutes from now for Rob Diamond.
Slowly Rob walks across the green grassy field, battered, beaten but with tears in his eyes as he sees the image of a slightly younger version of himself sitting on the back porch of a large farm house, his dad leaning against the railing with a cigarette in his mouth…
Too be continued.
A battered, bloody and beaten Rob Diamond stands in the middle of the road. His Green Lantern armor is in shreds and a burned out Infinity Gauntlet hangs off his left hand.
He looks with pained eyes across a grassy field at a sight he’d nearly forgotten, one he’d pushed far from his mind…
The present…
Old man Diamond: ROB GET DOWN!!!!
An energy blast comes from seemingly out of no where as old man Diamond soars through the sky, beneath him is young pup Rob with Jazz and young Hope on either side of him. Rob looks up to his older self as he dodges another blast.
Rob: Where the hell is it coming from!?
Old man Diamond: I have no frigging idea!!!
An energy blast comes from behind and catches Old man Diamond in the back, he hovers for a second before plummeting through the sky toward the ground. Young Rob looks with worry in his eyes as he quickly darts towards the falling form of his older self.
Young Rob catches old Rob just inches from the ground but ends up crashing from the sheer weight and force with which he was falling through the sky and both men crash through the white picket fence of some poor civilians yard.
Young Rob quickly props old Rob up and shakes him.
Rob: Old me! Dammit old me! Respond!
He shakes him again but he isn’t getting anything from him.
Rob: Rob dammit!
: Don’t move.Rob looks up to the black leather and armor clad woman with the black hair point an Infinity Gauntlet at him, clutched at the wrist with her right hand is Jazz and the much younger toddler Hope.
: I told you I’d kill you some day father.Rob: Hope?
Young Rob looks at his fully grown warrior daughter as she sneers in his direction, unaffected by the fact she just murdered her own father.
Hope: If you want to survive this day you put him down and go home.
Rob: Why didn’t you kill me!?
Older Hope turns the gauntlet on Jazz.
Hope: Put him down. Now!
Rob: NO!!!
Rob suddenly lunges at Hope with his Green Lantern ring fully ignited and before she has time to so much as blink let alone command her Infinity Gauntlet into action he tackles her in a burst of energy. Jazz creates a shield of Star Saphire light to protect her and the young Hope as Rob her older doppelganger go tumbling across the street like a pebble over water.
Rob: WHY! DID! YOU! KILL! ME!?
With each word Rob sends a Green burst of energy into the side of her head, his words seeping with rage and anger.
Rob: TELL ME!!!
The two of them go crashing through the walls of a red town house across the street interrupting a family in the middle of their lunch. Hope begins to fight back, slugging Rob in the side of his head now with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Hope: YOU KILLED THE FUTURE!!! MY FUTURE!!!
With a surge of red energy Hope sends Rob flying off of her and through the plaster ceiling of the home and far up into the sky.
Outside Jazz coddles young Hope as she looks on with fear. The older warrior Hope steps out of the rubble of the town house with a sinister grin on her face.
Hope: I gave you a chance to walk away.
She points her Infinity Gauntlet at Jazz now.
Hope: A chance to live what little life you have left before he-
In burst of green Rob crashes into the back of Hope and sends her hurdling across the street into a red brick wall surrounding a home.
Rob: You stay away from them!!!
Rob quickly rushes over to the side of young Hope and Jazz.
Rob: Are you two ok?
Jazz: Yeah, I think so… What the hell is going on Rob?
Rob: I don’t know but I’m going to find out.
Rob turns to face his adversary but he’s too late, she’s already up and standing in front of him and with one powerful burst of energy she vaporizes Rob to dust but her gauntlet seems to vanish with him.
Jazz: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jazz opens fire with her Star Saphire ring but it’s for naught as Hope easily dodges every single blow that comes her way until she grabs Jazz by her ring wielding right hand and rears back with her left, now noticing that her Gauntlet is gone.
Hope: I don’t need an Infinity Gauntlet to kill you.
Old man Diamond: YOU COULDN’T EVEN KILL ME!!!
Thor’s hammer comes flying into the side of the head of the older Hope and knocks her clear across the state of Connecticut, a wide shot showing her crashing through hundreds of homes on her path.
Old man Diamond looks over to Jazz and young Hope.
Old man Diamond: You two ok?
Jazz: She… She killed him…
Old man Diamond: Not exactly.
Old man Diamond takes Jazz by the waist and delivers a passionate kiss. She doesn’t fight it, after all it’s still Rob Diamond. Eventually they break apart and Jazz looks deep into his eyes.
Jazz: Where is he?
Old man Diamond: Changing the future…
2012… Or 25 minutes from now for Rob Diamond.
Slowly Rob walks across the green grassy field, battered, beaten but with tears in his eyes as he sees the image of a slightly younger version of himself sitting on the back porch of a large farm house, his dad leaning against the railing with a cigarette in his mouth…
Too be continued.
In the beginning there was nothing but darkness but then ROB said LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!
And all the whiny little emo bitches beating and fucking their sisters were thrown back against the wall as someone who actually enjoys and loves to wrestle entered the fray with a new idea…
What if we are meant to have fun?
What if everything didn’t have to be so serious all the time?
What if we could enjoy ourselves?
It was a bold new idea, one that was unsettling to the status quo as they went balls deep in each others assholes. They clung to their ways, to their darkness, furthering their dark love stories of depression and suicide attempts coupled with indecent exposure and the occasional fat joke but ROB WOULD NOT BE DETERRED!!!!
Rob: Sup bitches.
NO! He would swoop in and he would save the masses, the fans, the people who pay to watch us wrestle, he would save them from the never ending boredom of people thinking the IWF belonged to them so only their ways matter. HE WOULD SAVE THEM!!!! By being actually entertaining, funny even and sure it wouldn’t always make sense and sometimes the continuity would be jumbled and yeah, his scene description wasn’t always chalk full of emotional words but whatever.
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUN!
So now he stands on the precipice of darkness, faced with insurmountable odds as he prepares to step into the Joker in the Pack match not against one dour opponent but SEVERAL!!! In fact he would be facing some of the dourest men on the roster and while he knew he would be faced with some of the most boring and melodramatic crap he had ever known he would stand tall, he would be prepared and most of all he would have fun!
Rob: I know what you’re thinking.
Our hero stands with fists at his hips, full on Green Lantern costume glowing, making him stand out against the darkness behind him, a smile spread so large that even the Joker is jealous.
Rob: You’re thinking I’m not taking this seriously. You’re thinking Rob is just gonna come out, crack some jokes, tell ya’ll to suck it and go away.
THE ROB SHRUGGED!
Rob: Well I’m not going to lie, all of that sounds pretty AngelDamn awesome.
THE ROB SHRUGGED A-GAIN!!!!
Rob: And I probably will do most of that because it’s who I am and I know it annoys you. I know it just pisses you right the hell off when I come out here, crack wise, smile and win matches. You don’t understand it, it doesn’t make any sense. Here I am seemingly not taking things seriously and yet not a single damn person in IWF can even touch me.
The fuck is up with that!?
I mean it’s gotta be down right irksome to see someone like me so high up on the rankings, so well liked by the people who pay to see us. Let’s not lie and pretend most of ya’ll don’t wanna do what I do and do it with a grin. Let’s not pretend it just doesn’t compute in that narrow little brain of yours. Let’s not pretend because it’s clear as fucking day how you feel.
You hate me.
AND I LOVE IT!!!!!
The Rob makes a green heart with his Lantern ring and shoots an arrow through it.
Rob: I love that Mike Laszlo and Roberto Verona just don’t get it. I love that Thani just sees another ignorant American. I love that Death is just Angel Zero, all the flavor and none of the calories. I love that Warren Kidd wants to take a trip down my chocolate tunnel of love.
I LOVE IT!!!!
Because it means people are taking notice. People are looking at me. All eyes on Rob Diamond as he not so subtly rips through the competition on his epic climb to the top of IWF to not only become the Imperial Champion but show the rest of you thigh cutting freaks that it’s ok to have a good time.
His smile is almost annoyingly annoying.
Rob: Take Lazzie for example. That miserable sob tried his damnedest to beat me Monday night, even brought a bear of signature Five Finger Death Punch brass knucks into the match, hid them in his vagina so no one would notice. BUT I STILL WON!!!! And you can talk all you want about kicking my ass after the match Mike but the fact of the matter is this smiling mother trucker beat you AGAIN!!!
And I know it’s mind boggling Lazzie, it’s a head scratcher. How the fuck can this clown beat you when you’re always so SERIOUS! Always so on the brink of being the greatest!? How the hell can Rob Diamond sneak one by you again when all you do is train and train and train and plan a wedding that is never going to happen!?
HOW!?
It’s simple Mike, I don’t live inside of my own mind. I don’t have a little fantasy world where only my life and my stories matter. I do what I want, what I enjoy, I have fun doing it and I really don’t pay any attention to what anyone else thinks of me. I’m aware of you people, aware of how you feel but I don’t care if you love or respect me, I’d prefer if you hated me.
But you’re not going to understand that, you can’t, because Mike Laszlo is another one of these guys that has a very tight circle of friends who all pander to each others egos while completing ignoring how insignificant they are.
Guitar solo! SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!
Rob: Like Verona, a guy who really should be as important as he likes to think is but let’s be real honest here Bertie. What have you don’t aside from founding this company that’s worth remembering?
Losing to Angel?
Losing to Renee?
Losing. And losing. And losing.
I mean hell even your run in NCW is completely forgettable at this point because it ended with a loss that lead into the biggest fuck you in the history of professional wrestling.
SURE! Sure you’re a pretty ok wrestler, you can beat the best of the mid card on any given night and when you really put your mind to it you’re down right aggravating but let’s not pretend you’ve done anything great in IWF. Let’s not go making a big deal of how absolutely unimportant your time in the ring here has been.
I’VE BEEN RUNNING THE COMPANY!!!!!!
Yeah we know Bertie, you couldn’t wrestle to your fullest because you were too busy letting Lex Sense rape cats, Spike Kane crucify people, Angel literally end careers and letting Alex/Ana Jones fuck on live television.
SOOOOOOOOOOO BUSY!!!!
Epic eye roll.
Rob: I don’t know if it’s just me or not but I feel like you’ve done a pretty awful job of running IWF. I mean the company was founded on fairness and equality and everything the Knites tried to squash over in NCW but from basically day one the only names in this company that matter are the ones that carried over from NCW…
Oh yeah I keep forgetting it’s the younger talents fault you don’t book them in matches or give them opportunities to shine. It’s Mason St. Croix’s fault he went weeks without being booked after being on an amazing hot streak, it’s Killian Creed’s fault Verona over looked him for title opportunities because Spike Kane was driving nails through hands, it’s Gjenrei’s fault and Jace’s fault and Blade’s fault.
It’s everyone’s fault but yours. Right Bertie?
I know things are different over in Europe but here in America when a team shits the bed it isn’t the players fault, it’s the coach. It’s the guy in charge. And that’d be you Bertie. Maybe if you were less focused on trying to relive one of the most boring periods of professional wrestling history, your world title run, and more focused on your company and the people in it so many good talents wouldn’t have quit.
I DON’T KNOW! Just spit balling.
The truth sucks a big hairy nut.
Rob: Look, I’m not going to stand here and list off everyone in this match and tell you why they suck. That’s a waste of time and honestly I’m excited about the other three men in this match. I’m excited that Thani, Death and Kidd are getting in the ring with some of the biggest names in the industry and fighting for a shot at the Imperial Championship.
You guys deserve this shot.
You three deserve a chance to become the face of IWF.
Not Mike Laszlo. Not Roberto Verona.
Thani, Death and Kidd. You guys deserve this shot, this match, you each deserve everything that comes your way because honestly, love or hate any of you, you all work hard to be where you are. You walk your own paths, you don’t suck up or jerk off anyone, hell, Death makes his living crushing his competition and Thani, while I think it’s an awful racial stereotype that he portrays on tv, wants to literally saw the head off of his competition.
And Warren Kidd is just adorable!!!!
I love when he comes out in his Angel Blake cosplay and wrestles, it absolutely warms my heart and I just know Spike Kane is sitting in the back devising clever ways to cut the legs out from yet another one of the guys he trained to replace him.
ADORABLE!
Inside joke, Ace will get it.
Rob: But here’s the catch, while I respect you guys, I’m the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
Me!
I’m Rob Diamond. The most hated, most InFamous man in professional Wrestling. I win when I’m supposed lose and even when I lose I still win because people love to see what the hell I’m going to do next.
I appreciate that each of you are going to try to kill me in different ways, seriously. I appreciate the various death threats I’m about to get and the menacing glares but I want you to know something.
Unless you’re actually prepared to remove my heart from my chest and bury me personally in the ground I am GOING to win this match.
With my ring I make a ladder and slowly float up it until I reach the top.
Rob: Don’t waste my time, don’t waste your breath. I may be all smiles and jokes outside of the ring but as Lazzie found out Monday night, when I wanna be serious I am the most dangerous man in professional wrestling.
I respect you.
I don’t fucking like you. You aren’t my friends, my family, I won’t hesitate to drop any one of you right the hell on your heads from twenty feet up in the air. I will do whatever it takes, whatever I have to to win this match. I will personally show you why people hate me as I crush each of your dreams with the biggest smile on my face you have ever seen and once it’s over and the brief case is in my hands I’ll have just two words for you.
SUPERNOVA SIZED CROTCH CHOP!!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well howdy there pardner.