Monday Night Sacrifice
Monday 7th December 2015
Long Beach Sports Arena, Long Beach, California----------------------------------------------------------
SINGLES MATCH
Nighthawk Vs Teddy Steele
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{The spotlight hit’s the curtain as it does the loud sounds of “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J begins to blast across the speakers. The moment it does “The Lyrical One” Teddy emerges from the curtains clad in a United Kingdom Flag robe matching trunks and matching boots. He smiles proudly as his wife Kate Steele is right beside him. She has a megaphone in her hands as she claps proudly for her husband.}Announcer: On his way to the ring from Long Island, New York Reppin Tampa Florida, and his wife’s Berkshire England. Standing at 5’10 240 lbs Being accompanied by Kate Steele…. He is “The Lyrical One” Teddy Steele!
{Teddy smiles as he begins to shadow box nodding his head to the beat.}Kate: TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY!
{The fans begin to chant with her as he bounces his head to the music. He runs up the stairs and steps into the ring as he bounces about. He takes his robe off and stands in the center of the ring. A microphone comes down from the ceiling and he smiles as he begins to drop a freestyle about his opponent.}Vasco Dias: That’d probably be better if it was over the mic….
Terri Morasco: Steele believes the fans are into this, but for the second week in a row it doesn’t seem so on the other hand….
{As his opponent stands in a neutral corner the lights in the arena slowly click off, one by one, as the sold-out crowd rises to its feet in anticipation of what is to come. And as the opening strains of "Holding Out For A Hero (The Autumn Wind Intro)" by Emery boom out over the sound system Nighthawk walks out through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, hands on his hips as he looks all around at the sold-out crowd with the barest hint of a smile on his face before raising both hands above his head as the ring suddenly is flooded with blue light. Walking down the ring, shaking hands with the fans in the first 2 rows of the building and making a special effort to shake the hands and give out hugs to the kids in the front row as behind him blue-and-white Roman columns of fireworks go off, the "Wrestling Machine" finally gets to the ring and stands on the top turnbuckle while raising his left hand above his head as the crowd chants "Best in the World." }Vasco Dias: Ok, the fans are well and truly behind Nighthawk!
Terri Morasco: This guy is rising to the top in IWF, if anything the actions of Verona and company simply show that.
Vasco Dias: The very presence of Cyrus Daniels in the building has to be on Nighthawks mind here.
{The bell rings and Nighthawk steps forwards offering his hand to Teddy Steele. Teddy steps forwards to shake it, but at the last minute pulls his hand back and brushes the side of his hair, he can clearly be heard saying “ooooh” but Nighthawk simply smirks back at him and nods his head before circling Steele, Teddy turns to face Nighthawk and the Wrestling Machine instantly sends him flying across the ring with an armdrag. Steele rolls through right to his feet, and ‘Hawk meets him with another, sending Teddy across the ring once again.}Terri Morasco: Teddy showed a little bit of naivety there, and Nighthawk made him pay.
Vasco Dias: Teddy Steel is a dick!
{Teddy isn’t best pleased with Nighthawks actions and charges him, swinging a wild lariat, but Nighthawk sees it coming a mile off and ducks underneath Steele, dropping to the matt and hooking him, rolling him through almost into a small package, but instead shifts his weight and hefts Teddy Steele up into a surfboard! Steele screams out in pain as Nighthawk tries to wrench the submission.}Terri Morasco: Oh wow, Nighthawk has him here!
{Somehow Teddy manages to wriggle free from Nighthawks submission, but the damage seems to have been done. Teddy lays on the mat breathing deeply, as ‘Hawk simply scrambles across the mat and hooking Teddy’s legs, locks in a single leg boston crab! Teddy begins to flail about once more in pain, crying out in pain, at ringside his wife looks dreadfully upset as she screams for him to reach the ropes, but Nighthawk is using his well of knowledge to truly wrench the submission and make breathing hard for Teddy.}Vasco Dias: I tell you what, I wouldn’t want to be in a match with Nighthawk, if he takes it to the mat, it;s game over,
{Teddy manages to drag himself with all of his might to the ropes, taking what seems to be every ounce of energy out of him to do so. The referee informs Nighthawk to break the hold, and he does so without a second of hesitation. Nighthawk stalks Teddy, walking into the middle of the ring, and hunching just a little. Teddy uses the ropes to climb to his feet, his wife is near him at the ringside, she shouts at Teddy, letting him know that Nighthawk is behind him, this gives Teddy a chance as he turns and sends another wild lariat for Nighthawk, but he misses! Hawk steps under and around Teddy Steele who is in no mans land in the middle of the ring.}Terri Morasco: It didn’t pay of for the Steele’s there did it?
{Nighthawk hooks Teddy up, almost in a modified German Suplex, taking him down….he locks it in, he Arms Across America!!! Teddy Steele is in trouble here! He’s smack dab in the middle of the ring, and there’s nothing he can do as the years of experience from Nighthawk give him the advantage he needs, and that’s it! Teddy Steele taps! The referee calls for the bell and Nighthawk releases the hold and begins untangling himself. He climbs to his feet, as the referee holds his hand up in the air, whilst Teddy rolls out of the ring to his wife defeated. “Holding out for a Hero” hits the speakers and Nighthawk stands in the ring, proud, defiant.}----------------------------------------------------------
SEGMENT
"Come out, come out, wherever you are"
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{As Sacrifice comes back from a commercial break we see Nighthawk and Andrew Jacobsen already standing in the ring.}Vasco Dias: Welcome back to Monday Night Sacrifice. All week rumours have been running wild online and backstage that Andrew Jacobsen and Nighthawk were going to call out the three men who viciously assaulted them at Survival of the Fittest eight nights ago here tonight...
Terri Morasco: Judging by the fact that both men are here tonight, it would seem that they were more than rumours, Dias. I have to admit I'm not sure how wise any of this is though...
Vasco Dias: They're idiots with a death wish so far as I can tell Terri...
Terri Morasco: It is not idiotic to stand up for what you believe in Vasco...
Vasco Dias: It is when you're not only outnumbered, but clearly outmatched...
{Asking for a microphone from Allison Valance, Nighthawk leans against the ropes and gazes into the camera, his ice-blue eyes cold as absolute zero.} Nighthawk: "I wasn't involved. I want you to understand that. Before you got me involved, before the Extinction Event started and everything that came after, I was happy to go about my own business, in my own way, on my own time frame. I didn't care about the turf wars, squabbles, and power plays that define IWF at its top level. Pro Wrestling is art for me, and I was more than happy to practice it in my own way. But now, Roberto and Jake, I am involved. I am fully invested. I never speak ill of someone until they give me a reason. The two of you, each, have given me many reasons. But I am not alone. I cede the floor to a man just as wronged as me."
Andrew Jacobsen: "I'll admit it. I haven't been what anyone would call a paragon recently. I've done a lot to piss off a lot of people. But I realized my mistakes. I wanted to make better of myself. I was done with turf wars, I was done with "making an impact." I wanted to go back to wrestling...why we're here. But apparently now we've become the testing center for the most dangerous game. I'm a little amused that a man who wanted to bring stability to this company felt the need to reintroduce an unhinged ex-convict, but...well, I wish I could say I was surprised."
{Andrew looks back to Nighthawk, offering him the microphone.}Nighthawk: "I don't want to talk any more. I want to see the men who jumped me and Andrew from behind, and have them tell us why they did it. Get out here, boys. Let's settle this like men."
{The opening chords to "King Of The World" by Porcelain and the Tramps hits and the crowd erupt into boos. Nighthawk nods over to Andrew who pats him on the back and the two men stand firm and ready themselves for a fight.}Vasco Dias: Be careful what you wish for boys, 'cause you're about to get it!
Terri Morasco: I hope for their sake, Jacobsen and Nighthawk know what they're doing...
Vasco Dias: It's time for these noble heroes to put up or shut up...
{Nobody comes out on to the stage in spite of Roberto Verona's music continuing to play throughout the arena. Andrew and Nighthawk rurn their backs to each other and start to walk in a circle, determined not to be jumped from behind and caught unaware this time.
But nobody jumps them from behind either, instead playing cards begin to fall from the rafters around them.
As Andrew and Nighthawk look up at the arena lights and where the cards are coming from, they are forced to spin on their heel and face the Imperitron once more as it comes to life with a close up of the face of a laughing Cyrus Daniels.
The big Australian ex-convict is shirtless and as has a length of steel chain hanging from his neck.}Cyrus Daniels: G'day mates! Now I know you two blokes were expectin' Bobby and Jake, but let's be honest, we all know what they're like, one is too busy runnin' the joint in more ways than one and the other is too busy playin' fetch with his pet pussy Kat, but me, well me, I've got all the time in the world...none of which is worth wastin' on you Hawky or even you Andy, so I won't....
{The crowd boo throughout the arena, as disappointed as Nighthawk and Jacobsen that they would be denied their chance at retribution on this night.}Cyrus Daniels: If your fans are that eager to see a rerun of eight days ago, they can order the encore presentation of Survival of the Fittest 'cause ain't nobody shovin' a leash up my arse or yankin' my chain, I ain't some pet mongrel that will come runnin' just 'cause somebody calls my name. I'm free, for the first time in over ten yeears and that means I don't have to answer any one for what I do anymore, least of all the two of you piss ants...
{The crowd boo once more, Andrew Jacobsen open his mouth to respond but Cyrus doesn't let him.}Cyrus Daniels: What? what are you gonna say to me Andy? What are you and Hawky gonna do? Tell me I'm fixin' to be one more for the Body Count maybe? Tell me how you're gonna out-wrestle me with fifteen minutes of rest holds and five minutes of tryna chop me down? Sorry boys, I don't believe ya, and even if I did, ya should know by now that I've never played by any set of rules or morals except my own. Hooroo!
{Without another word, the Imperitron feed is cut, leaving Nighthawk and Jacobsen without the response they were expecting as the crowd boo.}----------------------------------------------------------
IWF INVICTUS CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
SINGLES MATCH
Carrick O'Connor vs Hooligan
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{Gaelic music with some bagpipes and drums plays until the lights go out and the tron reads}HOOLIGAN{As Metallica's "Master of Puppets" plays, Hooligan will emerge riding his Harley Davidson bike and ride down to the ring, riding around the ring and surrounding his opponent. He'll park up before walking into the ring.}Terri Morasco: This is going to be quite the contest as we kick off the Invictus Championship tournament--and here comes the big Scotsman biker!
Vasco Dias: If only Hooligan wasn't such a fat goody-goody...
{The lights go dark as the opening guitar riff of "Out Ta Get Me" by Guns 'N Roses blares over the public address sytem. Exchoing throughout the arena. As it builds to a crescendo, the strobes flash in sync to the drum beat. As it hits the stride of the song, pyros explode in sync with the buildup in the song and Carrick O'Connor shoots out of the floor of the stage, landing on his feet. He stands there, glaring out at the fans as they boo and shout obsceneties. He cockily walks down the ramp. Once he gets to ringside, he runs and slides under the bottom rope and immediately gets to his feet. He walks across the ring, steps up to the second rope throwing one hand in the air and stepping down, preparing himself for the upcoming match.}Vasco Dias: And here comes the newbie O'Connor--quite the nimble young lad if I say so.
Teirri Morasco: Of course--but anything can happen in a contest of speed vs. raw power.
{"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys kicks into high gear as Fiona McFly marches out on stage, takes a bow, and heads down to the commentary table--giving lucky fans quick pecks on the cheek along the way.}Terri Morasco: Wait a sec--that's Fiona!
Vasco Dias: The Irish poodle?! What's she doin' out here?
Terri Morasco: Something tells me she's not coming out here to be objective.
{Fiona makes her way towards the empty seat behind the announcer's position and grabs a headset, taking her spot as the referee calls for the bell...}Fiona McFly: 'Ello everyone!
Vasco Dias: What's brought you out of the doghouse, hun?
Fiona McFly: Sweetie-pie, you'll find out soon enough.
[DING!]
{...and the smaller Belfast native goes right to work on the big Scot, connecting with MMA-style right and left hand strikes, backing his opponent to the corner. Carrick sends Hooligan steamrolling towards the opposite corner, where he crunches the buckles hard back-first. O'Connor knocks the larger Hooligan to the deck with a spinning reverse fist, but the biker bounces right back up--only to be sent back down with a dropkick, followed up by a second and a third! On the third, Hooligan stumbles around the ring, staggering for a moment before getting kicked in the nuts! The zebra calling the match can only shake his head as O'Connor spikes his rival to the mat with a heavily-modified tornado DDT and pinning combination!}1...!
2...!!
NOPE!!!
{Carrick goes right back on the attack, eventually applying an eye rake that blinds Hooligan--and causes the ref to physically yank the Irishman off of his opponent before he can go to the eyes again!}Fiona McFly: Dirty pool from my fellow countryman.
Terri Morasco: What did you expect from O'Connor?
Vasco Dias: He's infamous alright..but Fifi, you still didn't answer my question.
Fiona McFly: Just let me call the gorram match, DAMMIT!
{Fiona, looking like she wants to punch Vasco in the schnozz, watches as Hooligan slowly makes his way back to a vertical position, and as Carrick charges, the strapping young Scotsman nearly destroys his smaller rival with a massive clothesline! The Belfast native gets to his feet, only to be sent for the ride; he bounces off the ropes and into a Hooligan-approved knee that crunches O'Connor's ribs, flipping him head over heels to the deck. O'Connor clutches his chest in pain as he props himself back to one knee--only to be physically YANKED up by the biker and implanted into the ring head-first, courtesy of a Hooligan chokeslam/pinning combination.}1...!
2...!!
KICKOUT!!!
{Hooligan goes right back to work, pulling his much lighter opponent to his feet and getting him into perfect position for one of his favorite maneuvers, the "Cracked Tae Fuck" Argentinian backbreaker! But O'Connor squirms out of the move just in the nick of time, gives Hooligan a good old-fashioned poke in the eyes, and sets him up for his patented favorite, the "Belfast Blast" Codebreaker! But his opponent's size is too much for Carrick, and he winds up being shoved off to the side--allowing for Hooligan to prep the Irishman or his top rope piledriver finisher that he calls the PARKHEED!}Terri Morasco: Parkheed coming up!
Fiona McFly: I like this bloke! Ya know--he's exciting!
Vasco Dias: I don't...
{But the lighter O'Connor manages to wriggle his way out of danger, albeit landing on his back. Yet he manages to quickly compose himself, kipping back to his feet, and flipping Hooligan end over end with a frankensteiner! Eventually, Carrick hops onto the ring apron and hops over the top rope, connecting with his signature IRISH GUILLOTINE leg drop before the Scottish biker can even react! O'Connor goes for the pin!}1...!
2...!!
THREEEEEEEEE!!!!
[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{"Out Ta Get Me" by Guns 'N' Roses plays again as O'Connor celebrates his victory!}+++++++++++++++++
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SEGMENT"Fiona's Fireside Chat"
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{As soon as Hooligan and Carrick O'Connor leave the ring, the music abruptly cuts off. We then see Fiona McFly standing up from the commentator's table and asking for a mike--a request that Alyson Valance herself happily grants.}
Terri Morasco: Vasco, I think your question is about to be answered!
{The proud Irishwoman walks into the ring, admiring the peanut gallery for a few seconds before starting her speech.}
Fiona McFly: First of all, I must apologise for the rather "odd" appearance, but I couldn't resist watching a pair of proud warriors mixing it up in the ring.
{The crowd cheers as Fiona grins warmly.}
Fiona McFly: You all don't have to worry about listening to my voice for too long--'cause I'm going to make this very short, simple, and relatively painless. It seems to me as if the Diamonds division has taken quite a tumble these days with Ana Jones' departure and the absence of more-traditional names like Jess Reed or even Amber Richards. When I look around the divison, I see a few things that are not...quite "kosher," dare I say it?
{The fans sit silently, intent on listening to Fiona's words.}
Fiona McFly: You have Mercedes Vargas, who's been handed opportunities right and left yet only to fail miserably due to her excruciatingly groaning motormouth. You have Kayla Richards--the Shieldmaiden--who gets her jollies off by using the overblown cry of "respect" in order to step out of her bigger sister's shadow.
{The crowd boos the very mention of both Mercedes and Kayla.}
Fiona McFly: Then..there's Alexis Caffery, who posted on the Twitter feed that she has challenges in life and in the ring, yet day in and day out, that Diamonds Championship has corrupted her mind--moreso to the point where, prior to her upcoming tag-team match later tonight, she openly admitted on-camera and I quote: "There is no challenge. There is nothing left for me to do..." Ladies and gentlemen, if that doesn't constitute a corrupted, contradictory mindset than you can all just gag me with a fork.
{The fans boo as Fiona paces around the deck.}
Fiona McFly: The point here is very simplistic--whether it is by accident or design, the Diamonds division has become a corrupted shell of its former glorious self, but that is all about to change. You see, whilst I will go on record and say that I am capable of being a stuck-up, know-it-all bitch from time to time, I do so for the right reason--'cause I want MORE than what I've been given throughout my lifetime.
{The gallery starts a small "FIFI!" chant that gets louder by the second.}
Fiona McFly: I want to personally lead the Diamonds division back to the grand spectacle it used to be--by making it FUN for ladies such as Esperanza Serranto, Emma Danielson, and Crystal Hilton to compete at the highest level and enjoy the fruits of their labour without fear of corruption or senseless violence. My friends...I promise you that, with the right amount of happiness and hard work, I can turn the Diamonds division into the most joyous division in the Imperial world. I understand it will be quite the challenge--but I welcome ALL challenges regardless of their outcome 'cause I want to make this division more exciting than it's ever been in its history. Thank you all--and be well.
{The crowd cheers again as "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" plays as the smiling Fiona tosses her mike off to the side and heads toward the back.}
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Esperanza Serranto & Alexis Caffrey Vs Emma Danielson & Crystal Hilton
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Alison Valance: “This next contest is a special tag team attraction and is scheduled for 1 fall.”
{“Cult of Love” by Living Colour hits the sound system with a slow piano theme. The drums beat as "Cult of Personality" is mashed in just as Alexis skips out onto the stage. Alexis pose with the Diamonds Title for the crowd who once cheered her, but now shows their dislike of her. Alexis skips to the ring.}
Alison Valance: Making her way to the ring, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 115 pounds, she is the IWF Diamonds Champion...Alexis Caffreeeey!!!
{She gets to the ring and climbs up on the apron and into the ring. She heads to the corner opposite the entrance ramp and waits for her opponent.}
Terri Morasco: The Diamonds Champion making her way to the ring.
Vasco Dias: She’s taken on all challengers and turned them back one by one.
{"Damage" by Krizz Kaliko starts to play, as Esperanza comes dancing out onto the ramp. She runs to each end of the stage, throwing her hands in the air and pumping up the crowd. She then comes back to the middle, and points to the ring, before walking toward it. She slaps hands with some fans on her way down, stopping when she sees a young girl in the front row. With a grin, she whispers something in her ear, and sets her Raiders cap on top of the girls head. Esperanza then slides into the ring, and pops to her feet with both hands in the air. She hops up on the second rope and gets the crowd hyped some more before dropping back down to the mat.}
Alison Valance: “Her tag team partner, from Compton, California, and weighing in at 130 pounds….. Esperanza Serranto!”
Terri Morasco: Her partner is the one she defeated last week in Esperanza Serranto.
Vasco Dias: She's shown grit and attitude, but she's playing with the best women's wrestling has to offer. It's time to step it up.
{All of a sudden “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco starts playing all over the Pa system. Two lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal Emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. The crowd roars at her with a loud ovation of boos and she slowly makes her way out walking down the aisle. Crystal cracks a grin as her photographers line up to take a picture of her but she turns her nose up at the fans as she makes her way to the ring. She finally makes it to the ring and places one foot on the apron and stretches the other one on the apron as well. She does a split to enter the ring and she finally makes it to her feet. She smiles bouncing around a bit as she awaits her opponent to come out.}
Alison Valance: “And their opponents, introducing first from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 120 pounds….. ‘The Rose Goddess’ Crystal Hilton!”
Terri Morasco: The Rise Goddess makes her way to the ring.
Vasco Dias: We probably won't see her again for a month after this.
{"Fight" plays over the PA as Emma Danielson saunters out onto the ramp to a positive reaction from the crowd. She smirks, nodding to the crowd as she saunters towards the ring. As she reaches the foot of the ramp, Emma speeds up, jumping and sliding beneath the bottom rope. She rolls to her feet, walking over to the corner, and leans back, closing her eyes and letting the crowd cheer as she waits for the match to begin.}
Alison Valance: “And her tag team partner, from Brooklyn Park, Minnesota and weighing in at 157 pounds…. Emma Danielson!”
Terri Morasco: And here we have the Number One Contender for the Shieldmaiden Championship.
{As the referee checks both teams for any foreign objects, taking special care as she does so to remind everyone of the rules, Emma Danielson is literally bouncing in her corner full of aggression as Crystal Hilton takes one look at her and wanly smirks before stepping to the ring apron and holding onto the tag rope as the referee rings the bell to start the contest as Alexis Caffrey starts the match for her respective side. Going to lock up with the Brooklyn Park native Alexis finds herself heaved three-quarters of the way across the ring as Emma screams out “Let’s go!” towards the sold-out crowd who roars back their approval towards her.}
Terri Morasco: And here’s Emma, taking the fight to the Diamonds Champion.
Vasco Dias: Alexis just had to survive the first offensive.
{Leaning against the ropes for a moment, seemingly re-thinking her strategy, Alexis tentatively moves in to try for another lock-up only to be again thrown backwards into her own corner. Deciding apparently that discretion is the better part of valor Alexis tags in a somewhat apprehensive-looking Esperanza, as Emma Danielson stays in the ring. But as she moves towards the ropes Crystal Hilton blind tags herself in, dismissively directing Emma back to her neutral corner.}
Terri Morasco: That didn't seem to be appreciated.
Vasco Dias: Neither team's members seem to like each other.
{Crystal turns her back to Emma and turns toward Esperanza who seems ready. The two lock up and it's Esperanza getting the upper hand with a knee to the gut followed by a vertical suplex. She follows up with some stomps as Crystal is slow to her feet, backing into the corner where Esperanza starts to hammer away. The referee backs the young lady away, and this is where Crystal takes over. Esperanza charges in and Crystal nails her with a back elbow before lunging through the air and taking Esperanza out with a Flying Clothesline!}
Terri Morasco: Huge shot from Crystal.
{Crystal looks to continue when Emma tags herself in. The two go face to face. The referee breaks them up and Crystal goes out to the apron but quickly turns and tags back in. The two argue again and Crystal shoves Emma who retaliates with a “Brooklyn Hangover” lariat before leaving the ring.}
Terri Morasco: What the hell?
Vasco Dias: She's had enough carrying Crystal.
{Esperanza has crawled to her corner where Alexis reaches over and tags herself in. She skips around Crystal laughing at her fallen foe before locking her into the Entanglement!}
Vasco Dias: Well…that's all she wrote.
{Crystal struggles but eventually taps out to the devastating hold as the bell rings.}
Alison Valance: Here are your winners…the team of Esperanza Serranto, and Alexis CAFFREEEEY!
{Before the two can celebrate, the Garcia twins charge the ring and start hammering away at Esperanza who is basically defenseless after the match. The two lift Esperanza on their shoulders and drop her with a Double “All About Me”. Alexis looks on with a smile as she hugs her championship while the Garcias celebrate the destruction.}
Terri Morasco: What was the point of that?
Vasco Dias: I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.
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SEGMENT
“Unsatisfying”
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{We open up backstage where intrepid IWF interviewer Tiffany Jones is standing ready with a microphone in hand in front of a small television set with the IWF and Sacrifice logos on it.}
Tiffany Jones: Hello guys, I’d like to introduce my guest here tonight he’s the first member of the IWF Hall of Fame, former Imperial Champion, former Tag Team Champion...Spike Kane.
{Spike slowly walks onto the screen, dressed in his recent ring gear, cut off shorts, and a sleeveless t-shirt. He looks right at Tiffany and flashes her a shit-eating-grin.}
Spike Kane: Hello Tiffany…
{Spike’s creepy greeting puts Tiffany on edge, as she shuffles a little away from him but keeps her composure as much as possible, the two do - after all, have a history.}
Tiffany Jones: Let’s keep it professional Spike….last week, at Survival of the Fittest, you interfered in the Extinction Event and some might say cost Mohammed Al Thani the Invictus Championshi-
{Spike cuts her off.}
Spike Kane: Let me be clear Tiffany. What I did at Survival of the Fittest was send a very direct message, to a very stupid individual. Mohammed Al Thani had the balls….the audacity to jump me with a group of thugs, and what? He thinks that is the end of me? He thinks that is a smart idea? I am the motherf-
{He stops as Tiffany seems about to have a heart attack at Spike swearing on live TV.}
Spike Kane: I am the God of Xtreme, better men have tried to put me down, and they have all failed. It was simply time that Al Thani got a dose of his own medicine…
Tiffany Jones: Not only did you interfere and thus eliminate Al Thani, but when Cyrus Daniels, Jake Conway, and Roberto Verona were attacking your…”Infamous” friend and son, you were nowhere to be found! How come you didn’t come back to help them?
{Spike doesn’t answer the question, instead he clenches his jaw and glares at Tiffany. He takes a few moments to breath deep, and slowly. He looks right into the camera, and his eyes glint with mischief, before he simply walks off.}
Tiffany Jones: Umm..er...ok? Sorry about that guys, back to you at ringside!
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HANDICAP TORNADO TAG
STREET FIGHT
Roberto Verona, Cyrus Daniels, Jake “The Ace” Conway vs The Union of Jobbers
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{ We return to ringside where we find the Union of Jobbers stood in the ring holding their “People who lay on their back deserve a wage” and “Jobbing Aint’ Easy” placards in the air as they try their best to argue with the crowd. }
Terri Morasco: Welcome back everybody for… well I struggle to describe it as a match frankly.
Vasco Dias: This is a showcase of some elite athletes, Terri. Show some respect.
{ The lights in the arena all go out at "King of the World" by Porcelain and the Tramps begins to blare out of the PA system. Spotlights begin to scan the crowd before fixating on a figure at the top of the stage which is revealed to be Roberto Verona, his head bowed towards the floor. As cheers being to resonate around the arena Verona raises his head and he begins a slow methodical march down the ramp, the spotlight following him as golden pyro rains down from above on the stage. Verona stares with disgust at the crowd who cheer him as he approaches the ring, but he doesn't react to them. As he reaches the steps he slowly ascends them before walking towards the middle of the ring apron, turning around to look into the crowd one last time before looking up and closing his eyes as he stretches his arms out wide and basks in the adulation. After indulging himself Verona climbs into the ring, psyching himself up as he awaits the beginning of the match. }
Vasco Dias: Here comes the single greatest wrestler in the entire history of the business.
Terri Morasco: Arguably… perhaps, but if you think this is any way for him to show that prowess then you’re highly mistaken.
{ The lights in the arena dim with the opening chords and then start to flash red, blue and white in rotation as the synthesised guitar riff kicks in. Then the lyrics to 'Voodoo Child' by Brick + Mortar begin and the circular steel platform that The Ace is stood upon with his back towards us and the Union Jack Flag draped across his shoulders, begins to turn. The platform is decorated to look like a roulette wheel. Slowly it spins a full one-eighty degrees and we now see The Ace facing us as Kathy Conway is on a single bended knee on the right side of the stage. Cards begin to fall from the rafters. Kathy offers him her hand and The Ace waits a moment before stepping off the platform and grasping the hand of his wife, who is carrying his signature steel rake in her other hand.
The couple proudly walk through the shower of falling cards, hand in hand. At the foot of the ramp, the cards stop falling as the couple share a passionate kiss. The Ace then confidently struts over to the steel steps as Kathy remains at ringside, armed. The Ace climbs the steel steps towards the ropes and steps through them. He walks over to the adjacent turnbuckle, climbing the second rope. He raises both arms in the air. The Ace then climbs down, handing the flag over to a stage hand beforeand he walks to the middle of the ring, the lights return to normal... }
Vasco Dias: The things this man does for his family are highly commendable, I challenge anybody to question his integrity.
Terri Morasco: Well what about…
Vasco Dias: Anybody but you.
{ "The End Of Days" by Abney Park hits as as Cyrus Daniels walks to the ring with a purpose and a length of chain draped around his neck. Cyrus looks out at the sea of free people around the arena with a noticeable look of disdain. Cyrus uses the ropes to pull himself onto the apron and step over the ropes and into the ring. Cyrus walks to the centre of the ring, looking at the crowd but he seems disinterested in engaging with them on any level, he just wants the match to start as he removes the chain and hands it off to a stagehand. }
Terri Morasco: This man made quite the impact last week, quite the disgusting impact if you ask me.
Vasco Dias: Nobody did, so why don’t you shut up and appreciate the return on one of IWF’s most promising superstars?
{We’re ready to go as the referee calls for the bell. The Union are all huddled in the corner trying to come up with some sort of game plan, as across the ring Roberto Verona is leaning into the turnbuckle grinning, while in front of him The Ace, and Cyrus Daniels both wield kendo sticks. The two men begin to walk forwards menacingly, eventually catching the attention of the UOJ. Thunder Sid explodes out of the corner, but is immediately met with a smack right to the head from Cyrus Daniels, causing Sid to roll to the side. Next out of the corner is Soloman Khan, but this time Jake “The Ace” Conway sends a kendo stick right to the abdomen of the charging Jobber.}
Terri Morasco: Come on! This isn’t even a match!
Vasco Dias: You’re right! It’s target practise!
{Back in the ring Afro-American Rob Diamond, and Gibberg both look at each other and nod furiously before they charge together. They’re still, however, met with a resounding THWACK as both of them are nailed right in the head with the kendo sticks from both Daniels and Conway. The entire Union of Jobbers are on the floor holding themselves in pain, as Verona chuckles away in the corner, Ace smirks his trademark grin, and Daniels…..Daniels just looks pissed. He doesn’t bother to wait for direction, or ask for orders, instead he slides out of the ring and begins to slide a table out from under the ring apron.}
Terri Morasco: Oh no….things are about to get even more violent.
{In his corner Roberto has pulled something from under the ring himself, it seems like….a bottle of wine! Roberto climbs into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle again, opening the bottle and pouring himself a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon! The crowd are furious with these actions and are raining boos down upon the scene. Cyrus slides the table into the ring, and The Ace begins to set it up. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Thunder Sid climbing back to his feet, and simply races over and delivers a swift FameAcer to the poor guy.}
Vasco Dias: He’s drinking wine! Aaahahaha. He’s a genius!
Terri Morasco: Only Roberto Verona would take the time to drink the most expensive wine in the world….in the middle of a match!
{Cyrus is back in the ring, and Soloman Khan is back to his feet, the big Australian doesn’t waste any time in charging him down and sending him flying out of the ring with a big boot over the ropes. It seems that Thunder Sid had ended up rolling to the same place after the FameAcer. Behind them Gibberg and Afro-American Rob Diamond are back on their feets and, for lack of a better term…”hulking up!” The two of them charge at the two wrestlers who are dominating, Cyrus easily scoops Gibberg up into the air, but Afro-American Rob Diamond, ducks underneath Jake Conway, and instead bumps into Roberto Verona, causing the Imperial Champion to spill his wine!}
Terri Morasco: Oh good God no…
Vasco Dias: Well, now he’s just asking for it.
{Meanwhile, Cyrus Daniels has taken the squirming body of Gibberg and in a military style press, has flung him from the ring and on top of both Soloman Khan, and Thunder Sid! However in the ring Afro-American Rob Diamond is shaking his head wildly, backing away from an irate looking Roberto Verona, but he backs up, right into The Ace! The crowd are booing like mad, as Verona motions for them to bring him closer, both The Ace and Cyrus Daniels help Roberto get Afro-American Rob Diamond up into Verona’s Crucifix Powerbomb that he calls the Fallen Idol! He parades around the ring, taking the time to look right into the camera and speak some choice words.}
Roberto Verona: This is for you Rob!
{After that, he sends Afro-American Rob Diamond crashing through the table that the others had set up, slamming him down with total authority. He then rolls to a knee and grabs the bottle of wine, and begins to pour it over the lifeless body of Afro-American Rob Diamond, before throwing the bottle down at him.}
Terri Morasco: This is absolutely disgraceful.
Vasco Dias: Wrong, this is beautiful. Pure poetry. *wipes a tear from his cheek*
Terri Morasco: They’re just beating up a bunch of helpless men.
Vasco Dias: I find you attitude towards the skill level of these four wrestlers to be highly disrespectful.
{ The crowd rains down boos on the trio as they stalk the ring boasting arrogantly. Verona smiles as he looks down at what the three men have done, grinning from ear to ear as he grabs his Imperial Championship and lifts it up in the air, much to the displeasure of the capacity crowd packed into this arena. He kicks one of the broken placards away out of the ring as he and Ace stand beside the imposing figure of Cyrus Daniels and our final shot of this segment ends with the three stood looking down at their handiwork before we take a short commercial break. }
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SEGMENT
”Apologies”
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{ Backstage we see Warren Kane loosening up before his tag team match with Rob Diamond against Mohammed Al-Thani and DeMarius Thomas. Warren is in the middle of a back stretch, bending over to touch his toes when Rob Diamond suddenly appears behind him in a somewhat comical position with a smirk on his face, Warren sees Rob’s feet from between his and slowly comes back up. }
Rob Diamond: Now that’s a tight ass.
{ Warren doesn’t seem to find the remark very funny as he turns to face Rob. }
Warren Kane: What do you want Rob?
Rob Diamond: Not even a smirk?
Warren Kane: No Rob, not even a smirk. I’m actually pretty pissed off about the way you acted in the Extinction Event. That was some bullshit.
{ Rob nods his head slowly. }
Rob Diamond: Yeah I know man… Look… I’m sorry.
{ Warren looks stunned. }
Warren Kane: What was that?
{ Rob looks around to make sure no body can hear him. }
Rob Diamond: I’m sorry.
Warren Kane: I can’t believe I’m hearing this, I think hell literally just froze over.
Rob Diamond: Ha ha… Look man, I let Roberto get the better of me. This shit with him, Ace and Cyrus it’s just-
Warren Kane: Frustrating.
Rob Diamond: Yeah and I’m sorry, I should have had your back better.
Warren Kane: I agree but hey man, its water under the bridge. I just need to know I can count on you in the future.
Rob Diamond: Absolutely. If Verona thinks he can just walk all over my boy and I then he is dead wrong.
{ Warren smirks now. }
Warren Kane: Good now let’s go kick some Thani ass.
Rob Diamond: With pleasure.
{ The two friends start heading toward the stage area when Warren quips. }
Warren Kane: It is a pretty tight ass.
{ The two pat each other on the back as they head up the steps. }
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Rob Diamond and Warren Kane vs Mohammed Al-Thani and DeMarius Thomas
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Vasco Dias: And it’s time for our main event and this is a pretty big one, Rob Diamond and Warren Kane, dubbed InFamous 5.0 will be taking on Mohammed Al-Thani and DeMarius Thomas.
Terri Morasco: As you and I well know, Thani is the man that got DeMarius a job here in IWF so these two know each other like the back of their hands.
Vasco Dias: So do Rob and Warren, I’m expecting a tag team classic tonight.
Terri Morasco: Barring any outside interference from Roberto Verona and company.
{ The lights go out as the crowd chanting fills the arena. }
"Da da da de da da da
Da da da de da da da
Da da da de da da da
Da da da de da da da
LET'S GO!"
{ As the song kicks in the tron explodes to life with a quick pyro as red and white strobe lights begin to flash. Warren Kane comes to the front of the stage and brings his arms up infront of his chest before extending them outwards and upwards creating a reaction from the crowd. }
"It's not easy making a name for yourself, Where do you draw the line?
I never thought I'd be in this far.
Let's have some fun and never change that for anyone, try not to miss me when I'm gone
Woooh, wooooh"
I sold my soul to the open road!"
{ He then heads towards the ring, clicking his neck, wrists and elbows to prepare for his match before jumping up onto the apron, climbing the turnbuckle on the outside and raising his arms once more. The music dies down and the lights return to normal as he drops into the ring. }
Are you ready??
{ Jekyll and Hyde by FFDP hits the pa as the lights start to strobe pink. Rob Diamond slowly struts out onto the ramp as the crowd pops huge for him, he smiles and looks around the arena and slowly raises his arms over his head. Just as Jekyll and Hyde kicks into high gear he brings his arms down in an epic crotch chop as pink pyro explodes in an X behind him. He begins his march down the ramp slapping hands with fans holding signs for him and wearing his awesome t-shirts. He points here and there making certain women feel special and wet in their pants as he gets to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. }
Allison Valance: Introducing to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and four pounds, he is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! The King of Diamonds, The Xtreme American Dream, The Bloody Cinderella, The one and only, the Alpha and Omega, The beginning and the end, The baddest mama jama in the multiverse, You can't believe there's none better, Better than Butter, The Mad Titan, The Dark Lord of the Sith... THE MAN OF STEEL CHAMPION!!! THE INFAMOUS ROB DIAMOND!!!!!
{ Rob stands in the middle of the ring and asks the crowd for silence, he takes a mic as the crowd dies down and so does his music... }
Rob Diamond: Ladies and Gentlemen before this match gets going I just want to have a moment of silence for the for the people effected by the San Bernadino attacks last week.
{ Rob drops his head as does Warren and everyone else in the arena for a moment. When he picks his head up again he raises the mic to his lips. }
Rob Diamond: Now let’s show those scumbags that America never backs down! Never gives up! And that we are the wrong people to fuck with!
{ Rob tosses the mic as he leads the crowd in a “USA!” chant. }
Vasco Dias: A sobering moment of silence from Rob Diamond there.
Terri Morasco: On behalf of IWF I’d like to say our thoughts and prayers are with the people effected by the tragedy in California.
{ The music hits as the entire stage goes black. After near 40 seconds in the stage lights up and Thomas is seen standing in the middle of the ring. He looks around before confidently walking down the stage. He jumps up and down warming up before jumping onto the ring mat and going over the ropes and into the ring. }
{ Divine steps out onto the entrance ramp as the crow boos. }
Divine: Introducing your PEARL GLADIATOR!!! MOHAMMED AL-THANI!!!!
{ The crowd boos as the Qatari national anthem plays. Mohammed steps out onto the ramp and throws his arms out as he spins in a circle before walking past Divine who follows him to the ring. Mohammed walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. }
Vasco Dias: Rob had some interesting words for Thani this week, basically begging him not to say anything about the tragedy.
Terri Morasco: It’ll be interesting to see if Thani will meet Rob for a hand shake in the center of the ring.
{ Rob and Thani are starting things off for us as the referee calls for the bell. Rob walks to the center of the ring and extends his hand as Thani walks up, he looks around as the crowd continues to chant “USA!” }
Vasco Dias: Will he shake his hand?
{ Thani eventually reaches out and takes Rob’s hand. }
Terri Morasco: He did! He shook his hand!
Vasco Dias: Very surprising.
{ The two pull away and go right into a tie up that Thani quickly turns into a side head lock take down where he wrenches on the neck of Rob Diamond. }
Vasco Dias: And right into the action.
{ Thani wrenches some more but Rob kicks his feet and manages to get out of it. Both men are right to their feet but Thani catches Rob with a hip toss that sends Rob onto his ass. Thani drives a knee into the back of Diamond and puts him in a rear chin lock. }
Terri Morasco: Thani is world traveled technical wrestler, no one to be taken lightly.
Vasco Dias: Couldn’t agree with you more Terri, he knows his stuff.
{ Thani pulls back on the neck of Rob who again tries to kick himself free, Rob fights back to a vertical base and turns around on Thani where he lands a few stiff body shots. Rob runs past Thani and bounces off the ropes but Thani catches him with a knee lift that sends Rob forward flipping onto his back. }
Vasco Dias: Thani is on top of his game tonight.
Terri Morasco: He’s looking great out there, perhaps trying to set himself up for a future MOS title shot.
Vasco Dias: A win here would put him at the top of the list.
{ Thani drops a cocky knee across the chest and throat of Rob Diamond before taking him by the arm and dragging him to his partner Thomas who tags in. Thani and Thomas pick Rob up and seat him on the top rope. Warren tries to get into the ring but the referee stops him as Thani and Thomas hit a two man super plex off the top rope on Rob Diamond! }
Vasco Dias: A devastating super plex!
{ Thomas quickly covers Rob and the referee drops down. ONE! TWO! Warren breaks it up! }
Terri Morasco: Warren was there for his partner just like he promised!
{ Thomas shrugs it off and pulls Rob up by the head. He throws him hard into the ropes and catches Rob on the rebound with a huge spine buster! }
Vasco Dias: Thomas and Thani are working over the neck and back of Rob Diamond!
Terri Morasco: I’m not sure he can take much more punishment!
{ Thomas steps into the corner of the ring and waits for Rob to stand, Rob is very slow to his feet as Thomas comes at him full steam and connects with the DAZE CLOTHES LINE! Rob spins head over heels and lands on his face. Thomas rolls him over and covers. ONE! TWO! Warren breaks it up again! }
Vasco Dias: Rob is in desperate need of a tag here!
Terri Morasco: Thomas and Thani have been working him over since the beginning!
{ Thomas laughs as he gets back to his feet and pulls Rob up by the head again. He takes him by the neck and two handed choke tosses him into the corner where Thani is waiting and clubs Rob over the back of the head with a forearm shot. Thomas then runs in like a steam engine and hits Rob with a big splash. Thaoms grabs Rob and hits him with a half dozen head butts before capping it off with a pump handle slam completing the Bayou Beatdown! }
Terri Morasco: Rob is in a bad way here.
{ Thomas tags in Thani now who arrogantly walks over to where Rob is laying. Warren is screaming from the corner of the ring. Thani pulls Rob up into a double under hook power bomb into a back breaker over his knee! }
Vasco Dias: Rob’s back has got to be in pain.
Terri Morasco: His back has taken a tremendous amount of punishment here tonight.
{ Thani pulls Rob up to his feet and whips him hard into the corner where Thomas connects with a forearm shot of his own. Thani runs in looking for a roaring European upper cut but Diamond explodes out of the corner with a SPEAR! }
Vasco Dias: SPEAR!!!!
Terri Morasco: Rob needs to make the tag!
{ Thani is down and Rob is clawing his way across the ring as the crowd roars. Thani reaches up and tags in Thomas just as Rob stands up and jumps to the corner to tag in Warren! }
Terri Morasco: Here comes Warren Kane!
{ Warren flies across the ring and connects with the EAT IT KICK! On Thomas who immediately falls to the mat. Thomas tries to get up but Warren is right on him with the SPLOSION SUPEX! Into the corner! }
Vasco Dias: Warren is on fire!
{ Thani tries to get Warren from behind but Warren connects with a back elbow then whips Thani into the corner of the ring and runs in after him with another EAT IT! KICK! }
Terri Morasco: Look at him go!
{ Thomas is trying to get back up to his feet when Warren hits him in the corner with a big time body splash. Warren then runs Thomas out of the corner with a bull dog! }
Terri Morasco: Warren’s fire is uncontainable!
Vasco Dias: He’s fighting like a true champion!
{ Thomas tries to get up but Warren is on him with several hard knee shots to the side of the head. Warren pulls Thomas to his feet and throws the big man into the ropes and catches him with a back body drop on the rebound. }
Vasco Dias: Warren Kane has a bright future in IWF as long as he can break free of the mind control of Rob Diamond.
Terri Morasco: Oh here we go.
{ Warren is lining Thomas up as he stands, kick to the gut and THUNDERSTRUCK!!!! But Thomas rolls out of the ring instinctively and connects with Thani on the outside. }
Vasco Dias: Smart move by Thomas.
{ Rob asks for the tag and Warren gives it to him. Rob climbs into the ring and runs across the canvas then flies through the middle ropes and crashes into Thani and Thomas with the AMERICAN EAGLE DIVE! }
Terri Morasco: Nice Dive!
{ All three men are down but they start to get up as Warren now bounces off the ropes and comes running across the ring before leaping over the top with a senton splash, Rob rolls out of the way as Warren hits both Thomas and Thani! }
Terri Morasco: Infamous 5.0 is running wild!
Vasco Dias: For now!
{ Rob helps Warren up and the two of them roll Thomas back into the ring. They climb in after him and set him up for a little 3 D action. Rob sends Thomas into the ropes and hoists him up on his shoulder off the rebound as Warren hits him with another Thunderstruck! }
Terri Morasco: That has got to be it!
{ Thani pulls himself up on the apron and looks to climb into the ring just as Spike Kane leaps the barrier! }
Vasco Dias: SPIKE KANE!!!
{ Spike catches Thani in the back of the head with the Sunday Bloody Sunday kick and drives Thani’s head into the ring post! }
Terri Morasco: What a vicious assault by Spike Kane!
Vasco Dias: That man is a monster!
{ Spike dips back into the crowd with a smirk on his face as Rob tags Warren back into the ring, the two of them throw Thomas into the corner and Warren hits Thomas with the HANG TIME DROP KICK! Thomas is down and Warren covers! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! }
Terri Morasco: They did it! Infamous has done it!
Vasco Dias: Not without assistance from Spike Kane.
Terri Morasco: They didn’t even see him.
Vasco Dias: Are you kidding me? The three of them are like family, of course they knew he was out there.
{ Rob and Warren hug in the center of the ring before the referee raises their hands. }
Vasco Dias: This is insulting to the audience’s intelligence to think they didn’t know about the attack.
Terri Morasco: Get off it Vasco.
{ Rob walks over to the side of the ring and asks for a microphone. }
Vasco Dias: Oh god.
{ The crowd chants for them as Rob stands in the center of the ring with a mic in hand. }
Rob Diamond: You know I’m getting real sick and goddamn tired of Roberto Verona and his bullshit. The man has been dodging me since I laid out a challenge on the first Open Fight Night, refusing to accept a REAL challenge and step in the ring with a REAL man instead opting to pad his win record against JOBBERS!
{ The crowd cheers as Warren nods his head. }
Rob Diamond: Well guess what Verona, Survival of the Fittest, your little message, I heard it loud and clear and if you’re really serious about seeing who’s fit enough to stand in the ring against you then you made the biggest fucking mistake of your life pissing me off!
{ Another loud cheer. }
Rob Diamond: Cause let me tell you something, let me tell you a true story. When NCW closed down I didn’t NEED to go looking for a job. Promotions came to me, they offered me a spot, they wanted me on their roster! Including Roberto Verona. But see I had already signed a deal with another promotion, one that had been around longer than NCW, I’m sure some of you remember PWA!
{ A PWA chant breaks out. }
Rob Diamond: Yeah, you remember. That’s the place where Nighthawk and Jake Keaton made names for themselves before heading over to NCW where they were relegated to being enhancement talent. Two of the best performers in the world but they were booked like losers because Adam Knite didn’t discover them!
{ A loud boo for the name of Adam Knite. }
Rob Diamond: After that piece of shit promotion closed I signed a deal with PWA, I wanted to wrestle with the best in the business because unlike Verona I’m actually interested in finding and surpassing my limits as a professional wrestler. I want to know I’m the best, not just talk about it. But then Verona called me up on the phone, told me about IWF, told me about his vision. He saw a promotion that wasn’t run through politics and bullshit. He saw a promotion where the cream truly rose to the top, it didn’t matter if you were a colorful character or best friends with the boss on xbox live or whatever that crap fest was!
{ The crowd is listening with baited breath. }
Rob Diamond: Spike and I, we were already in PWA, we were in line for the tag team titles but I liked what Verona was talking about, I saw his vision and believed it could happen. So Spike and I, we left PWA after only a month, came to IWF and the rest is history as far as InFamous is concerned.
{ Rob rubs his chin before talking again. }
Rob Diamond: I believed in the vision, I fought for the vision, even when Spike went mad with power or when the Age of X took over or when Alex Jones went the way of Hitler with Body Count, I still believed that IWF could rise above it that Verona wasn’t full of shit when he sold me on this company… I was wrong.
{ Rob turns and looks right into the camera. }
Rob Diamond: Because this company was never about righting the wrongs of Adam Knite and NCW. This company was never about being the best in the world. This company is, was and will always be one big excuse to pad the ego of Roberto Verona, a man still bitter about his last night in NCW when his spot light was stolen and his “legendary” title reign came to an end.
{ He runs his hand over his head. }
Rob Diamond: Let me tell you something Roberto, and this isn’t Rob Diamond saying it, this is Rob Taylor, the man, you are by far one of-
{ Rob is suddenly cut off as the microphone goes dead. }
Vasco Dias: Finally they shut him up.
Terri Morasco: I wanted to know what he was going to say!
{ Rob smirks and throws the mic across the ring before yelling something into the camera but the cameras own audio is dead now too. Rob just nods and looks back to Warren, the two of them crotch chopping the camera to end the show. }
Well howdy there pardner.