Post by Dark Lord Simon de Montfort on Dec 22, 2015 13:52:20 GMT
{ We arrive backstage as the camera follows COO Roberto Verona as he marches down the corridor before stopping dead in his tracks as Tiffany Jones steps infront of him, clutching her microphone desperately. }
Roberto Verona: Oh look, what a wonderful surprise? What do you want this time, Tiffany?
Tiffany Jones: I was wondering if you could enlighten us as to why you picked Steve Awesome as your next opponent?
Roberto Verona: Why Steve Awesome? Because he has one thing the rest of the plucky band of lovable losers don’t have. Money. When this company stands to gain significant investment not only from Steve’s representative’s but also all his fans across the world, investment which will directly benefit the entire of this roster I may add and out charitable connections, the choice is quite simple. Say what you want about him, but Steve Awesome draws money, the only thing Rob Diamond draws is a burning desire to gouge your eyes out and permanently puncture your ear drums.
Tiffany Jones: What about those who would, perhaps fairly, suggest that Steve Awesome doesn’t deserve an Imperial Championship match based on his long term absence? That perhaps a stalwart like Rob Diamond would be more deserving?
{ Verona laughs condescendingly. }
Roberto Verona: Consider this a Christmas lesson, Tiffany, sometimes in life we don’t get what we want. I’m sure Rob Diamond would love nothing more than to shove his nose into Imperial business, but that man has a belt of his own to focus on but…. You know what? I’m in a festive mood, so how about this, Rob Diamond? Warren Kane? Do you feel you’ve been short-handed and overlooked? Well on the very show I put Steve Awesome into the retirement home where he belongs you will both compete in a number one contenders match for the Imperial Championship.
{ Before Tiffany can interject Verona raises a finger. }
Roberto Verona: But you gentlemen won’t be alone. I have another favour to fulfil. You’re going to compete with Jake “The Ace” Conway in a triple threat match…. And before you gentlemen get too excited and try to get an easy cop out by working together, let’s make one thing clear. The only way either of you can win in two weeks is if you pin one another and if you try to turn this into a handicap match, you can kiss goodbye to those titles of yours.
{ Verona looks into the camera. }
Roberto Verona: Merry Christmas.
Roberto Verona: Oh look, what a wonderful surprise? What do you want this time, Tiffany?
Tiffany Jones: I was wondering if you could enlighten us as to why you picked Steve Awesome as your next opponent?
Roberto Verona: Why Steve Awesome? Because he has one thing the rest of the plucky band of lovable losers don’t have. Money. When this company stands to gain significant investment not only from Steve’s representative’s but also all his fans across the world, investment which will directly benefit the entire of this roster I may add and out charitable connections, the choice is quite simple. Say what you want about him, but Steve Awesome draws money, the only thing Rob Diamond draws is a burning desire to gouge your eyes out and permanently puncture your ear drums.
Tiffany Jones: What about those who would, perhaps fairly, suggest that Steve Awesome doesn’t deserve an Imperial Championship match based on his long term absence? That perhaps a stalwart like Rob Diamond would be more deserving?
{ Verona laughs condescendingly. }
Roberto Verona: Consider this a Christmas lesson, Tiffany, sometimes in life we don’t get what we want. I’m sure Rob Diamond would love nothing more than to shove his nose into Imperial business, but that man has a belt of his own to focus on but…. You know what? I’m in a festive mood, so how about this, Rob Diamond? Warren Kane? Do you feel you’ve been short-handed and overlooked? Well on the very show I put Steve Awesome into the retirement home where he belongs you will both compete in a number one contenders match for the Imperial Championship.
{ Before Tiffany can interject Verona raises a finger. }
Roberto Verona: But you gentlemen won’t be alone. I have another favour to fulfil. You’re going to compete with Jake “The Ace” Conway in a triple threat match…. And before you gentlemen get too excited and try to get an easy cop out by working together, let’s make one thing clear. The only way either of you can win in two weeks is if you pin one another and if you try to turn this into a handicap match, you can kiss goodbye to those titles of yours.
{ Verona looks into the camera. }
Roberto Verona: Merry Christmas.