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HARDCORE MATCH
Kyle Mason vs Teddy Steele
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{The spotlight hit’s the curtain as it does the loud sounds of “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J begins to blast across the speakers. The moment it does “The Lyrical One” Teddy emerges from the curtains clad in a United Kingdom Flag robe matching trunks and matching boots. He smiles proudly as his wife Kate Steele is right beside him. She has a megaphone in her hands as she claps proudly for her husband.
}
Alison Valance: On his way to the ring from Long Island, New York Reppin Tampa Florida, and his wife’s Berkshire England. Standing at 5’10 240 lbs Being accompanied by Kate Steele…. He is “The Lyrical One” Teddy Steele!
{Teddy smiles as he begins to shadow box nodding his head to the beat.
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Kate: TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY!
{The fans begin to chant with her as he bounces his head to the music. He runs up the stairs and steps into the ring as he bounces about. He takes his robe off and stands in the center of the ring. A microphone comes down from the ceiling and he smiles as he begins to drop a freestyle about his opponent.
}
Vasco Dias: Well that was...exhausting....
Terri Morasco: He's happy to be here....
{AFI - Miseria Cantare blares through the PA system as Kyle Mason steps out from behind the curtains. Natasha appears behind him as he thrust his hands in the air. Natasha runs her hand on his chest before kissing him on his cheek and joining his side as he walks down to the ring. Mason hops up on the ring apron and sits on the ropes to allow Natasha in the ring. Natasha smiles at Mason as she climbs up on the ring apron and slowly bends over in front of Mason before stepping into the ring. Kyle joins her in the ring as streamers fly into the ring. Natasha gives Kyle a few words of advice before leaving the ring and Kyle leans against the turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin.
}
Vasco Dias: Kyle Mason is a buzzsaw, he's a beast, he's gonna kill him...
Terri Morasco: Are you his PR guy or something?
Vasco Dias: I could use the extra cash....
{The music dies down and Steele grabs a mic, the crowd dies down to and Teddy smiles looking over at Kyle.}
Teddy Steel: Yo yo yo it's time for the BST-or the Black Sexy Teddy to free style on this vanilla chump......
Vasco Dias: Oh god make it stop....
Teddy Steele: You call yourself the Strong Style Nightmare but you nothin but a weak style bi-
{Kyle slams his forearm into Teddy's face causing the mic to drop. He attacks him with hard shots backing Teddy into the corner, Kyle then grabs the top rope and lays in some stiff martial arts kicks before hitting a low spin kick to Teddy's stomach bending him over, Teddy stumbles from the corner and Mason hits the ropes before flying in with a low dropkick to the side of Teddy's head, Mason pins 1....2...Teddy kicks out.
Mason pops to his feet and calls for Teddy to get up, he hooks him from behind with a waistlock and hits a german suplex, Mason keeps it locked and rolls up to his feet hitting a second, Mason goes for a third but Teddy grabs the top rope and holds on for dear life as Mason tries to use his strength to just power him over. Teddy elbows Mason in the face staggering him back, he then runs at Teddy who drops down and grabs the top rope causing Mason to spill to the floor}
Terri Morasco: Wow great opening flurry by Kyle Mason...
Vasco Dias: Yeah but Teddy was able to stop it....Mason is now out of it on the floor
{Teddy does a little dance and a shuffle before hitting the ropes, he then slides and hits a baseball slide dropkick to Mason sending him back against the barricade. Teddy then pops to his feet as Mason holds his back on the outside and runs around the ring celebrating with his hands in the air, Mason slides in the ring and attacks Teddy who is able to duck a clothesline and hit a few jabs followed by a shuffle and a right hand.}
Vasco Dias: Come on Kyle you can't let him do this he's a joke!
Terri Morasco: Teddy Steele is fast!
{Teddy pulls Kyle up and goes for a suplex, Kyle puts on the breaks and hit's the imperial march the snap suplex to a double foot stomp combo. Kyle pins 1.....2.....Teddy kicks out. Kyle laughs and runs his thumb across his throat, he spins Teddy around and sets him up for a curb stomp holding Teddy's arms, Teddy though pops off his knee's and rolls forward out of it pulling Mason across the ring into the corner}
Vasco Dias: Mason was about to scramble his brains!
Terri Morasco: But Teddy got out of it
{Teddy runs in and hits a running knee to Kyle to the face stunning Mason, he then hit's the diamond dust jaw breaker he calls the "droppin tha beat!, he pins 1.....2.....3!}
Vasco Dias: TEDDY WON?!?!
Terri Morasco: Wow this may be the biggest win of Teddy Steele's career!
{"Mama said knock you out" hits and Teddy slides from the ring into his wife's arms as they celebrate leaving a stunned Kyle Mason in the ring who argues with the referee}
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SINGLES MATCH
Kayla Richards vs Fiona McFly
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{"Vice grip" by parkway drive blares out as Kayla Richards emerges from the back. She stands at the entrance and looks around at the fans shaking her head. She makes her way down to the ring lifting the IWF shieldmaiden title belt over her head before running and sliding under the bottom rope, she gets onto the second rope and shakes her hair around to the music, she turns and nod's at Eliza who stands at ringside}
Vasco Dias: And here she is the Shield Maiden!
{ "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys kicks into high gear as Fiona McFly marches out on stage, takes a bow, and heads down to the ring--giving lucky fans quick pecks on the cheek along the way.}
Vasco Dias: You know I’ve spoken to the irish talent we have here and not one of them thought to use such a stereotypical song as this, it’s almost as fake as Fiona herself.
Terri Morasco: So much for being an unbiased commentator huh Vasco?
Vasco Dias: I’m just saying Terri, it’s borderline racism.
Terri Morasco: We’re about ready to go here.
{The girls begin to circle each other before Kayla steps forward for a lock up with Fiona. The two lock up, and Kayla skips behind Fiona wrenching her arm. Fiona slaps her shoulder once, trying to deal with the pain as Kayla wrenches it harder and harder. Second time around Fiona manages to slip through and reverse the hold on Kayla. After a couple of wrenches Kayla leans into the ropes and bounce off them, causing Fiona to break the hold. On the return she hits the skies and nails a huge crossbody on McFly.}
Vasco Dias: This is going to be a hard hitting match, I can feel it.
{Kayla is right back to her feet, but Fiona isn't far behind her. Kayla storms for a lariat, but Fiona ducks underneath and grabs Richards arm in the process sending her across the ring with modified arm drag. Kayla rolls right through to her feet only for Fiona to hit her with another arm drag. Almost rinse and repeat as Kayla rolls through once more but this time she grabs the ropes and pulls herself away and once McFly opens herself up, expecting another, she then runs forward and slams her foot right into Fiona's face with a yakuza kick}
Terri Morasco: Oh, that was some force!
Vasco Dias: There’s a few people in this world that want to kick Fiona in the face, just like that.
{The crowd react with some boos, but Kayla couldn't care less as he stands over Fiona. She pulls her head up by her hair, and the ref starts shouting at her, but she ignores me. She takes her foot and places it between the two chunks of hair she has and as she let's go of the hair she stamps her foot down, slamming FiFi’s face into the mat!}
Vasco Dias: OK, that was just mean. …...but awesome.
{The referee pushes Kayla away as he takes a moment to check on Fiona, Richards parades around the ring taunting both the crowd and McFly. As the referee asks if Fiona is OK to continue she nods her head furiously, clearly not letting this be the end of the match for her. She uses the ropes to climb to her feet, and she gets a fair pop from the crowd for having the guts to continue the fight. With her back to her feet, Kayla moves in for another lock up.}
Terri Morasco: Fiona earns some cred from the crowd for being able to continue.
Vasco Dias: Really? She’s a professional! Go big, or get lost.
{The two lock up, and Fiona immediately takes Kayla over with a headlock takedown. Richards squirms trying to get free, but Kate applies more pressure. Taking another stance, Kayla staggers to her feet, bringing McFly with her. She backs up into the ropes, and pushes Fiona off of her, sending her into the opposite ropes, on the return Kayla drops to the mat and Fiona steps over her, hitting the ropes once more, this time on the return Richards grabs the arm of Fiona and takes her down with an arm drag, but she doesn’t let go of the arm, and instead rolls the arm drag into an armbar. However, McFly manages to grab the ropes very quickly but Kayla doesn’t break the hold, the referee begins to count her, ONE…..TWO…….THREE…..FOUR…- and she finally breaks the hold..}
Terri Morasco: She’s really running the risk of being disqualified.
{As both women get to their feet, the crowds anticipation begins to grow. This time as they move forward, Fiona takes a different approach, and unleashes a salvo of kicks, to the left leg, right leg, left mid section, right mid section, and finishing up with a spinning wheel kick taking Kayla down! Fiona McFly is starting to feel the momentum, as she steps around to lock Shea into the Iron Claw from a prone position. However, Richards panics and begins to scramble immediately, crawling for the ropes. FiFi manages to drag her bag into the ring, but in the process Kayla readjusts herself, and grabs her for a roll up pin, the ref counts...ONE! ..T-KICKOUT. Fiona looks shocked at the pin attempt, but Kayla quickly puts some distance between the two.}
Vasco Dias: Is that move even legal!?.
Terri Morasco: Apparently Jack taught it to her, if you ask me….Jack needs a manicure.
{McFly is back to her feet, but this time it is Kayla who comes at her hard. She grabs Fiona with a surprising amount of strength and nails an impressively quick snap suplex! Fiona lands in a heap across the ring, and Richards begins to stalk her, arms outstretched with a smirk on her face. McFly slowly makes it to her feet, and as she does so, she turns around right into the SISTER OF MERCY! Kayla Richards covers…..ONE! …...TWO! …...THREE!!!}
Vasco Dias: And Kayla picks up yet another victory here, she’s one hell of a diamond!
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DIAMONDS TAG TEAM MATCH
Eliza Valentine & Eternity vs Emma Danielson & Mercedes Vargas
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{The crunching opening riff of “Coming Undone” plays as Emma Danielson stalks quietly out onto the stage, cracking her neck. She rolls her wrists, eyes slowly scanning the audience before she walks down to the ring, eyes narrowed and focused on the ring. Emma stalks up the ring steps, ducking between the ropes and walking to the far turnbuckle. She climbs it, throwing her fist up in the air and thumping her chest as she shouts at the crowd. Emma lowers her arm, hopping down and cracking her knuckles as the music fades.}
Vasco Dias: Big bad Emma Danielson always looks ready...
Terri Morasco: Looks can be deceiving...
{Suddenly, the arena lights turn off and the crowd is hyped up for what was in store. As the opening of “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” by U2 blares across the PA system, the mood of the crowd changes instantly and the arena is under the subtle glowing of the lights. As the lyrics finally kick in, a figure emerges; the highlight of their attire is being under the illusion. Mercedes Vargas stops short of the entrance ramp, hands on waist, and overlooking the crowd.}
Alison Valance: Currently in the ring, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing in at 127 pounds…MERCEEEEEDEEEES VAAAARGAAAAS!
{Cheers, boos and catcalls soon greet her. Oblivious and yet satisfied with their reaction for several seconds, she flips her long hair, then makes her way to the ring. As she goes up the steps and walks to the end of the ring apron, she climbs to the turnbuckle, then turns her head back as the camera shows her determined expression-perhaps a message that her opponent will be in for a tough fight. She vaults into the ring and walks over to the opposite corner where she relaxes along the corner ropes while waiting for her opponent to arrive.
}
Terri Morasco: Can we just agree that Mercedes Vargas is talented but flawed?...
Vasco Dias: No....she's perfect...
Terri Morasco: Oh lord...
{"Something Wicked (That Way Went) by Vernian Process hits as the lights go down. Purple strobe lights hit the stage as Eternity makes her way out, after a few steps she stops and turns to her right motioning for Eliza to follow. She makes her way out and the two walk to the ring side by side. They get into the ring together and Eliza drops to her knee's as Eternity stands behind her throwing her arms out to the side.}
Vasco Dias: I just don't understand this...
Terri Morasco: Yeah me neither...it's a little...creepy?..
Vasco Dias: Yeah right?..creepy...unnerving....wrong....kinda sexy....
Terri Morasco: Wait...what?
{The bell rings and Eternity steps onto the apron, Eliza stays making eye contact with her, Vargas steps close to the center of the ring, Emma pulls her back and goes to step forward. Mercedes tries to object but the referee tells her to get on the apron, meanwhile Eliza stays talking to Eternity in the corner. Emma explodes at Eliza trying to get the upper hand with a forearm to the back, Eliza grabs the top rope to stay upright and Emma unleashes with a few hard shots. She then grabs Eliza from the side and powers her from near the ring ropes up and over into the center of the ring with a t-bone suplex, Eternity doesn't move, doesn't flinch or seem concerned as on the other side of the ring Vargas seems more concerned with trash talking the fans.
Emma pulls Eliza back up and hits a sidewalk slam, Eliza bounces off the mat and Emma pins 1.....2.....Eliza kicks out. Emma taps her elbow and calls for Eliza to stand, as she does she spins going for a roaring elboiw, Eliza ducks out of the way and hits the ropes, she leaps in the air connecting with Emma using her forearms, Eliza pops right back up with Emma and hits a dropkick followed by an elbow drop and then she stays on her knee's next to Emma slamming in a few forearms like a wild animal, suddenly though Eliza just stops.}
Vasco Dias: What.....ok what happened?
Terri Morasco: I don't know..Emma was in charge, Eliza made a comeback and was beating her down then...then this....
{Emma slides back to the corner on her but and tags in Mercedes, she she does Eliza stands and walks calmly to the corner tagging Eternity who steps in with Mercedes, Vargas raises her eyebrows at Eternity and shakes her head. Vargas then jumps off her left foot, ducks down going for a double leg takedown, Eternity blocks it and Vargas transitions around behind her with a waistlock, Eternity grabs Vargas' hands and uses her strength to break it, Vargas though leaps in the air and dropkicks her in the back.}
Terri Morasco: Vargas couldn't take Eternity down so she used her speed and hit a beautiful dropkick
Vasco Dias: I told you...she's perfect...
{Vargas runs and goes for a crossbody to Eternity but Eternity is able to catch her in midair and hold her, as she does Eternity just smiles and laughs before skipping around holding Mercedes in her arms, she then spins Vargas up onto her shoulder into an Oklahoma slam. Eternity giggles and walks to the corner climbing to the top rope, she measures Vargas up for the fallen angel clothesline but Danielson grabs her leg! Vargas leaps in the air and hits a dropkick on Eternity causing her to fall from the turnbuckle and land on the top rope.
Vargas grabs Eternity in a headlock as she lays on the top rope and pulls her down in a DDT!. Vargas goes for the pin 1....2...Eliza comes flying in attacking Mercedes like a madwoman, she pulls Mercedes up by her hair throws her in the corner and starts stomping her down, the referee counts and reaches four before Eternity yells to stop, Eliza stops and then calmly leaves the ring like nothing happened.}
Vasco Dias: This is too freakin weird....
Terri Morasco: I....yeah I can't....
{Eternity calls for Vargas to get up, she then sets her up for the last rites but Daneislon tries to get in to stop it, Eliza flies across the ring and slams into Daneilson, Danielson falls to the floor and Eliza slides out before locking in her dragon sleeper she calls the rear adoption, meanwhile back in the ring Eternity kicks Vargas in the stomach and hits the last rites!, Eternity pins 1......2.....3}
Terri Morasco: Eternity and Eliza win.....that was weird...
Vasco Dias: Vargas and Daneislon did not work well together at all...I blame Emma..not my latina princess...
Terri Morasco: Oh shut up...
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SEGMENT
”Challenge Issued”
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{"Loyalty" by Killswitch Engage hits as the crowd boo's awaiting the arroval of Alex Jones. The lights go out except for a spotlight that shines on the stage with Alex in the center dressed in a black suit, his long hair tied back as he makes his way to the ring.}
Vasco Dias: Last week Alex Jones came out and in a great display of acting played alot of people for fools
Terri Morasco: He is a scumbag and a liar, he pulled at heartstrings and then destroyed someone who was out here to show him respect....
Vasco Dias: Respect?....if Alex was retiring Nighthawk would have just interrupted him....how is that respectful?...
{Alex grabs a mic and walks around the ring as the music dies down. Fans boo and jeer and seem to take it out on him.}
Alex Jones: You know, you and I have always had this really weird love/hate relationship. See, I come out here, grab a mic and run my mouth causing you all to boo and get generally pissed off with me. I stand backstage and get interviewed for the same thing....hell I do a promo for my match and I get hate mail.....
Vasco Dias: Haters Alex...don't listen...
Terri Morasco: Shut up...he deserves the hate...
Alex Jones: But no matter what I say, no matter who I face when I actually step into this ring the opinion changes....
{Alex lowers the mic and paces back and forth.}
Alex Jones: I could be facing someone you hate more than me, I could be facing someone you "love" but when I do my thing on this canvas you all cheer and show me love and respect....and that is the funny thing. I can be the biggest most arrogant asshole in the world and...well I am...but because of how good I am you will all forget that for however long I am in the ring....
Terri Morasco: ...he has a point....
Alex Jones: But as far as "pure" wrestling goes there is one guy who people say is "better" than me. And no I don't mean better at being a professional wrestler with the talking, the humour the whole package I mean just the pure form and art of wrestling. They say Nighthawk is the best....they say that if you take away the mind games, the striking the flashy moves and just get down to old school mat wrestling I am not as good as him........and that pisses me off.....
Vasco Dias: And I understand why....
Alex Jones: That is why I attacked him last week, I knew he couldn't resist coming out and openning his mouth if he thought I was done, I knew he wouldn't mind his own business, so when he came out...I attacked and trust me, I will end Nighthawk and send his arrogant, pretentious ass back to whatever bingo hall "indy" promotion he feels like appearing in.....
{Alex drops the mic as Loyalty hits again, he makes his way up the ramp with a grin on his face.}
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TAG TEAM MATCH
Jayson Matthews & Steve Awesome vs Andrew Jacobsen & Warren Kane
If Steve Awesome fails to appear as scheduled, this will be a handicap match. If either Warren Kane or Andrew Jacobsen refuse to compete under these terms, Andrew Jacobsen's contract will be immediately terminated and Warren Kane will be stripped of his title.
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Result: Steve Awesome does not appear for the match, leaving Jayson Matthews to fend for himself. He puts up a valiant effort, but in the end is defeated by the duo of Jacobsen and Kane…with Kane getting the pin fall victory.
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SEGMENT
”How NOT To Train Your Dragon”
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{The crowd grow silent as the lights go out, monks chanting can be heard, as the chanting gets louder the stage area starts to fill with smoke. Suddenly, and abruptly as the drums and guitars kick in a pyro explodes around the stage.}
“BROTHERS! MY BROTHERS!
Is this all what we are?
SISTERS! MY SISTERS!
We’ve been crushed by the fists of GOD!!!”
{On the word God another pyro explodes either side of the rampway as Spike Kane appears through the smoke. He stands with his arms outstretched, one fist balled up, the other holding a sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire - soaking in the reaction from the crowd. After a few seconds he simply heads right to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope and standing right in the center of the ring, extending his arms once more, before the lights fade to normal and the music fades.}
Terri Morasco: Well Spike Kane certainly looks like he is out here for a fight!
Vasco Dias: He calls that sledgehammer the Spiked One Seven Point Oh, Terri, and it has as brutal a legacy as Spike himself.
{The arena is pumped at Spike’s entrance, the crowd eager to see what is about to go down merely a week removed from Metamorphosis. Eventually Spike raises the microphone and in a bizarre show of respect the crowd actually quiets down.}
Spike Kane: Everyone knows that there has been this ongoing “thing” between Mohammed Al Thani and myself. Ever since he issued an open challenge, and got a hell of a lot more than he bargained for. Then of course, we had a series of events where Mo kept dodging me. Hiding from me. Doing everything he could to avoid facing me in the ring, so I decided it was time to push his buttons…..you see, I was sat at home listening to this prick bash the company that I helped build week after week, I had to sit there and watch him try and tear down everything we’d worked so hard for…..for what? Because his family put money into the business? Who cares!? Who is this guy, Draco Malfoy!?
{Spike childish insult gets a small amount of laughter and cheers, but he doesn’t stop for the reaction, his face is dead serious.}
Spike Kane: Eventually MoMo managed to get the balls to call ME out, but not like a normal person, no….no, that isn’t how Al Thani works is it? No, Mo calls me out in the Dragons Den…..now. I’m not quite sure what the flying fuck he was thinking but I jumped on that like white on rice. I never turn a fight down, but what is more? I never turn a fight down in my home!
{Now the crowd actually roar, despite Spike’s recent acitons they can’t help but get behind him going into this match.}
Spike Kane: If that didn’t make things worse, last week he has to conspire with my shit eating son to interfere and cost me a match against Jack Gaither! Jack fucking Gait-
{Before Spike can finish, he’s cut off by the Qatari natinal anthem as Mohammed Al Thani walks out onto the stage, a huge grin on his face. He has himself a kendo stick in his hand.}
Mohammed Al Thani: Oh please Western Filth, continue! Remind the world how Mohammed Al Thani caused the legendary Spike Kane the biggest embarrsement of his career! How he lowered the standard of the hall of fame, to fall at the hands of the epitome of western failure. Of the infidel Jack Gaither.
{Spike doesn’t say anything, he’s dropped his mic and is now leaning over the ropes screaming for Al Thani to come down.}
Mohammed Al Thani: That is, of course, until we meet in the middle of that ring next week. When I take the strength that Allah has given me to slay the false idol, the Dragon himself in his own home. Egg, will surely, my friend, be all over your face then. And no one…..NOBODY! Will forget the name Al Thani!
{Spike is about to climb out of the ring and go after Mohammed himself when the familiar group of men in combat gears jump the guard rails. Spike doesn’t hesitate though, he throws the hammer at one of them - who catches it and instantly springs over and leaps over the ropes with a swanton taking a couple of them down. Al Thani is making his way down to the ring, but Spike is going crazy he throws one into the barrier, another into the ring post, he stomps on another, before picking up his sledgehammer, he turns to slam it into Mohammed but one of the men dives into Mohammed and saves him from the swing. The guy drags Mohammed away into the crowd as the rest of them disperse, but Spike manages to hold one of them back, and the crowd is losing their minds.}
Vasco Dias: We almost weren’t going to make it to Metamorphosis!
{Spike drags the guy into the ring and slides his sledgehammer in after him. He drags the lifeless guy to his feet and lifts him up into the powerbomb position before turning and powerbombing him INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The crowd are losing it, as Spike grabs the sledgehammer and aims for the guy in the corner before the ring is flooded with security, EMTs, actual police officers, and even Adam Knite and Gibford Famularo trying to restrain Spike. Mohammed is in the crowd staring daggers at Spike, but in the ring, through the arms of Adam and Gib, Spike is grinning that sadistic grin right back at him.}
Terri Morassco: Wow….just...oh my, we’ll be right back folks.
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ROB DIAMOND’S GAUNTLET
FIRST BLOOD MATCH
Rob Diamond vs Nighthawk
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Are you ready??
{ Jekyll and Hyde by FFDP hits the pa as the lights start to strobe pink. Rob Diamond slowly struts out onto the ramp as the crowd pops huge for him, he smiles and looks around the arena and slowly raises his arms over his head. Just as Jekyll and Hyde kicks into high gear he brings his arms down in an epic crotch chop as pink pyro explodes in an X behind him. He begins his march down the ramp slapping hands with fans holding signs for him and wearing his awesome t-shirts. He points here and there making certain women feel special and wet in their pants as he gets to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. }
Allison Valance: Introducing to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and four pounds, he is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! The King of Diamonds, The Xtreme American Dream, The Bloody Cinderella, The one and only, the Alpha and Omega, The beginning and the end, The baddest mama jama in the multiverse, You can't believe there's none better, Better than Butter, The Mad Titan, The Dark Lord of the Sith... THE MAN OF STEEL CHAMPION!!! THE INFAMOUS ROB DIAMOND!!!!!
{ Rob stands in the middle of the ring and asks the crowd for silence, he takes a mic as the crowd dies down and so does his music... }
Rob Diamond: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and single ladies of ALL AGES!!!!!..... LETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!!!!!
{ He tosses the mic and hits one final crotch chop as the crowd goes nuts then rips the Man of Steel Championship off of his waist and holds it high over his head. }
Terri Morasco: I just don't get it, what is Roberto trying to prove by putting Rob in these situations?
Vasco Dias:That he's an absolutely despicable human being.
Terri Morasco: He's easily more of a man than Verona!
Vasco Dias:We'll see how much of a man he is once Nighthawk gets in that ring, guaranteed you see a darker side of Mr. Diamond.
{ As his opponent stands in a neutral corner the lights in the arena slowly click off, one by one, as the sold-out crowd rises to its feet in anticipation of what is to come. And as the opening strains of "Holding Out For A Hero (The Autumn Wind Intro)" by Emery boom out over the sound system Nighthawk walks out through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, hands on his hips as he looks all around at the sold-out crowd with the barest hint of a smile on his face before raising both hands above his head as the ring suddenly is flooded with blue light. Walking down the ring, shaking hands with the fans in the first 2 rows of the building and making a special effort to shake the hands and give out hugs to the kids in the front row as behind him blue-and-white Roman columns of fireworks go off, the "Wrestling Machine" finally gets to the ring and stands on the top turnbuckle while raising his left hand above his head as the crowd chants "Best in the World." }
Terri Morasco: This is bound to be a very physical encounter.
Vasco Dias:Well their last match was pretty good so I'd expect this one to follow along those lines.
Terri Morasco: Their last match was amazing until Zasshu stole the victory.
Vasco Dias:He did what any smart veteran would, capitalized on an opening. And if Nighthawk is smart he will do the same and go right for Rob's stitches.
Terri Morasco: Verona was smart to pick a first blood match, Rob is clearly at a disadvantage.
{ Rob stands across the ring from Nighthawk, both men looking eyes with the other as the referee explains the rules and calls for the bell. }
Terri Morasco: Here we go!
{ Nighthawk explodes out of his corner and crashes into Rob with a leaping forearm shot to the head. Rob stumbles back into the corner where Nightawk begins to unload several hard stiff kicks to the mid section causing Rob to drop down onto his rear end. Nighthawk lets out a scream before running across the ring, bouncing off the opposing turnbuckles and coming back with a wicked knee to the face of Rob Diamond! }
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk with an explosive offense here in the opening seconds of this match!
Vasco Dias:The man is smart, he wants to win!
{ Nighthawk grabs Rob by the head and neck and pulls him to his feet, he whips him hard into the ropes and connects with a vicious elbow shot then he takes Rob by the arm and hits a spring board arm drag take down that sends Rob flying across the ring where he rolls to the outside and drops to the arena floor. }
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk isn't holding back!
Vasco Dias:He's smart not to.
{ Nighthawk runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes, he comes flying back as Rob stands and leaps over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha and crashes right into Rob Diamond on the arena floor! }
Terri Morasco: Oh my god!
{ Hawk is right up as the crowd chants "BEST IN THE WORLD!" }
Terri Morasco: I think he just might be.
Vasco Dias:He isn't a champion so he isn't the best of anything.
{ Nighthawk pulls Rob up to his feet and rolls him back into the ring, he climbs onto the apron then to the top rope where he lines up his next shot and dives off with a swandive headbutt but Rob moves! Nighthawk lands face first onto the mat as Rob pushes himself back to his feet. Nighthawk doesn't stay down long and swings with a right arm but Rob gets under it and hoists Hawk over for a hip toss, Nighthawk lands on his feet and counters with a Tilt a Whirl arm drag as the crowd pops huge. Rob tries to push himself to his feet but Hawk hits a basement drop kick on Rob's legs and drops him to a knee. Hawk nips back up to his feet, spring boards off the ropes with a Frankenstreiner on the kneeling Rob Diamond and drives his face right into the mat. }
Terri Morasco: Rob is down!
Vasco Dias:The ref needs to check him, he could be bleeding!
{ The referee looks Rob over who is using the ropes to stand but so far so good as his stitches hold. Nighthawk comes up behind Rob but Diamond connects with a stiff kick to the gut then dumps Nighthawk over the top rope with a back body drop. Nighthawk lands on the apron and starts to pull himself up but Rob runs across the ring, hits the ropes and crashes into Nighthawk with a SPEAR!!!! To the outside! }
Terri Morasco: Rob is mounting a come back!
Vasco Dias:No way he pulls this off!
{ Diamond is slow to his feet as he uses the announce table to stand. Nighthawk isn't far behind. Rob connects with a knee lift to the gut then runs Nighthawk face first into the ring post! }
Terri Morasco: Rob is a dangerous man outside of the ring.
Vasco Dias:He's going to need to be to survive this match.
{ Rob pulls Nighthawk back and throws him hard back first into the announce table, he doesn't wait and starts to kick Nighthawk as he lays against the announce table. }
Terri Morasco: Rob is being absolutely brutal!
{ He pulls Nighthawk up and throws him hard into the ring apron and follows him in with a clothes line. Nighthawk quickly counters with several hard elbow shots to the side of Rob's head and drives him back. Nighthawk quickly grabs Rob for a release T Bone suplex right into the ring apron! }
Terri Morasco: Rob's back was just driven into the hard steel of the ring apron!
Vasco Dias:You know, Nighthawk can be pretty vicious when he wants to be.
{ Nighthawk pulls the limp body of Rob Diamond back to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Nighthawk quickly follows him in and pulls Rob up to a standing position and picks him up for a Lakeshore Driver 1! Hawk gets right up and faces the crowd before hitting a standing moonsult on Rob Diamond! }
Terri Morasco: Hawk is going all out!
{ Nighthawk doesn't waste any time as he pulls Rob up and throws him into the ropes, Rob ducks the clothes line and bounces off the opposing ropes, he comes back with a running boot to the face of Nighthawk and quickly under hooks him for a HIP TOSS!!! Hawk nips up but Rob is right there with another hip toss! Nighthawk is a little slower to his feet and Rob hits a running knee, under hooks Hawk and swings him toward the corner where he Hip Tosses Nighthawk right into the turnbuckles! }
Terri Morasco: HIP TOSS CITY!!!
{ Rob pulls Nightawk up and pushes him into the corner, he sets his legs up on the second rope and prepares for Shattered Dreams but Hawk dips out between the ropes and Rob connects with nothing but turnbuckle. Nighthawk connects with a forearm shiver over the ropes then spring boards himself back into the ring with a Frankensteiner! }
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk is well known for his technical expertise but you'll notice he's sticking to mostly striking moved tonight, doing as much surface damage as possible.
Vasco Dias:He needs to bust Rob open if he wants to win this match.
Terri Morasco: Rob's stitches can't be doing well at this point, I have no idea how he isn't bleeding yet!
Vasco Dias:Soon.
{ Nighthawk is up to his feet as the crowd roars its support chanting "THIS IS AWESOME!" Nighthawk comes in with a roaring elbow as Rob stands but Diamond hits a drop toe hold and sends Nighthawk right into the second turnbuckle. Diamond stumbles away from Nighthawk as he pulls himself back to his feet. Diamond connects with the Fist Full of Democracy on Nighthawk and follows it up with the Nagasaki Atomic Drop! Nighthawk staggers and Diamond hits a kick to the gut and pulls him in for the Dominicus Driver! }
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk could be knocked unconscious here...
Vasco Dias:Too bad this is a First Blood match.
{ Rob rolls to the outside and throws the apron up and starts looking for a weapon. }
Terri Morasco: Things are about to get extreme.
{ Rob starts to pull a chair out from under the ring then looks back in as Nighthawk struggles to get to his feet. Rob looks at the chair then throws it down on the ground deciding to not use it. }
Vasco Dias:What's he doing!?
Terri Morasco: He's opting to not use a weapon.
Vasco Dias:WHY!?
Terri Morasco: He doesn't want to win the match that way.
{ Rob rolls back into the ring and comes right at Nighthawk but Hawk dips around to his side and quickly sets him up for and connects with the DELIVERANCE!!! }
Terri Morasco: DELIVERANCE!!!
{ Nighthawk gets right up, reinvigorated, he heads to the top rope where he makes the sign of the cross and leaps off with the PRESSURE DROP!!! }
Terri Morasco: Nighthawk with two big back to back moves!
Vasco Dias:If this was pinfalls or submissions, Nighthawk would have this match won!
{ Nighthawk sits up on the mat with Rob down, he looks over his shoulder at the man who is still not yet bleeding and pulls him to his feet. Nighthawk throws Rob into the corner and connects with a roaring elbow then pulls him under his arm and looks for a running bulldog but Rob manages to block it and instead connects with a Release German suplex. Diamond is extremely slow to his feet as Nighthawk almost gets up immediately. Hawk throws a forearm but Rob grabs a hold of him and picks him up for a BACK DROP DRIVER! }
Terri Morasco: NIGHTHAWK'S ACHILLES HEEL!
Vasco Dias:I'll give Rob credit, he scouted Nighthawk before this match.
{ Both men are down, Rob checks his stitches, still no blood. He sits up and looks over to Nighthawk, wondering what the hell he's going to have to do to cut this man open the hard way. Rob stands up slowly and starts to beg Nighthawk to stand when the crowd erupts into wild boos as ZASSHU LEAPS THE CROWD BARRIER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! }
Terri Morasco: It's Zasshu! What the hell is he doing here!?
Vasco Dias:Looking for justice!
{ Zasshu rolls into the ring and swings the chair but Rob senses it and moves at the last second, Zasshu wraps the steel chair around the head of Nighthawk who was on his knees trying to get up! }
Terri Morasco: OH MY GOD!
{ Zasshu turns his attention to Rob Diamond who snaps him out of nowhere and hits a DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! Rob gets right back up and delivers a dozen cortch chops as he yells at Zasshu "SUCKIT!SUCKIT!SUCKIT!" }
Vasco Dias:He can't do that! He can't touch Zasshu!
Terri Morasco: Well he just did!
{ The referee moves the chair off the head of Nighthawk and he's bleeding!!! The referee calls for the bell and Rob Diamond looks confused. }
Terri Morasco: Zasshu busted Nighthawk open!
Vasco Dias:DAMMIT!
Terri Morasco: This is not how Rob wanted to win this match.
{ The referee holds Rob's hand up but he pulls it away as he snatches up the steel chair and starts to unload on Zasshu with it! }
Vasco Dias:Somebody stop him!
{ Rob isn't happy about winning this way and is letting the world know it as he literally bends the chair in half over the fallen body of Zasshu! }
Terri Morasco: This is just a taste of the sort of punishment Zasshu is going to suffer at the hands of Rob Diamond!
Vasco Dias:He can't do this, he can't touch him, someone needs to stop him.
{ Rob throws the chair aside and peels Zasshu up off the mat, he crotch chops him again then hits a second DIAMOND CUTTER! }
Vasco Dias:Will somebody stop him!?
{ Rob asks for a microphone and drops down over Zasshu as he speaks. }
Rob Diamond: NO MORE RUNNING! NO MORE HIDING! METAMORPHOSIS! IT'S YOU AND ME IN AN EXTREME RULES MAN OF STEEL MATCH! SUCK ITTTTTTTT!
{ Rob punches Zasshu in the face with the mic before standing up and ripping his belt out of the referees hands. He looks over to Nighthawk who he promptly helps up to his feet as the crowd cheers and the two men exchange a hand shake as we head to commercial. }
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SEGMENT
”The Answer”
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{As Nighthawk sits on an anvil case in the back of the Key Arena, his long cherry bomb-red locks hanging down low over his face, he looks up slowly and sees the IWF cameraman standing in front of him. Clad in a white Bad Company t-shirt and his wrestling trunks and boots, the "Wrestling Machine" smiles coolly and scoots back until his shoulders are against the wall.}
Nighthawk: "Last week, I came out to pay respect to Alex Jones. And he attacked me for it. So this week, he says he's going to end me because he gets annoyed that people think I'm better than him. How about this, AJ? Step in the ring with me and find out. But since this is about who's the best 'pure' wrestler, I think we need to settle this the way things got settled between 'pure' wrestlers. 2-out-of-3 falls, no time limit. No excuses, no disputes, no interference."
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SINGLES MATCH
Crystal Millar vs Alexis Caffrey w/ The Garcia Twins
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Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall…
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THE SILVER SCREEN QUEEN IS HERE!!!!
I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross begins to blast all across the speakers and as that happens we are able to see Christina Millar emerging through the backstage curtain and the roaring boos of the crowd are deafening. She isn’t alone as her husband Jonathan comes out beside her. Crystal smiles as her grouping of paparazzi gather up in front of the ring and they snag photo after of the Latina beauty. She walks down the ramp as she begins to pie face the crowd. The crowd boos loudly in return as they glance back at the Hollywood hottie, and Jonathan stays attached to his wife.
Her following of paparazzi meet her as does a red carpet. She takes in appeal of the cameras smiling as flashes begin to go off one after another. She then runs up the steps where she walks towards the middle of the apron. She blows kisses out to the crowd before she drops into a split entering the ring. The crowd begins to go nuts and she waits patiently for the match to begin.}
Alison Valance: From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 120 pounds…CRYYYYSTAL MILLLLLAAAAAR!!!
Terri Morasco: Crystal didn’t have things go her way against Sara Garcia last week, and now this week, she has to go up against the Diamonds Champion Alexis Caffrey.
Vasco Dias: Last week she issued a challenge and it was accepted and shoved right back in her face. This week, she has the chance to rebound strong, but after losing to one of Alexis’ pupils, her odds don’t seem to great.
Alison Valance: And her opponent…
{“Cult of Love” by Living Colour hits the sound system with a slow piano theme. The drums beat as "Cult of Personality" is mashed in just as Alexis and The Garcia Twins walk out onto the stage. The twins step back and let Alexis pose with the Diamonds Title for the crowd who show their dislike for the young woman. The three head to the ring as they’re announced.}
Alison Valance: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by the Garcia Twins, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 115 pounds, she is the IWF Diamonds Champion...Alexis Caffreeeey!!!
{She gets to the ring and climbs up on the apron and into the ring The Garcias following. She heads to the corner opposite the entrance ramp as the Garcias exit the ring, waiting for the match to begin.}
Vasco Dias: These three have been on quite the roll since joining forces.
Terri Morasco: It may be by hook or crook, but I can’t disagree with you as far as the end result goes.
Vasco Dias: You can’t disagree with me anyway…I’m always right.
{Paige takes hold of the Diamonds title as the referee signals for the bell and the two Diamonds lock up in the center of the ring, but Crystal shows her more aggressive side and pie faces Caffrey, which doesn’t go well with the Diamonds Champion who turns and slaps Crystal right across the mouth. Crystal spins and bounces off the ropes, coming back at Alexis with a Clothesline, but Alexis ducks and Crystal heads to the far side, only to be nailed with a huge Spinning Heel Kick upon return, leveling the young Latina star.}
Vasco Dias: Huge kick right to the face of Crystal.
Terri Morasco: A straight shot to that bright complexion of hers.
{Alexis grabs Crystal by the hair and pulls her to her feet as the Garcias shout encouragement from ringside. She throws Crystal’s arm over her head and lifts her straight up into the air before falling back with a near perfect, Vertical Suplex. Crystal sits up, holding her back in pain before turning over on all fours, only to be blasted in the face by the knee of the champion who comes off the ropes with a Shining Wizard. She quickly covers Crystal but only gets a two count, much to her chagrin.}
Terri Morasco: Crystal showing fight after a couple huge shots to the face.
Vasco Dias: From what I understand…she’s used to shots to the face…
Terri Morasco: VASCO!
Vasco Dias: Sorry…it was there.
{Again Alexis lifts Crystal from the mat and goes to hit her with another Suplex but while in the air, Crystal brings her knee down across the top of Alexis’ head, and lands on her feet while being released on the way down. Crystal with a couple of forearm shots, rocking the champion back into the ropes before sending her to the far side, and upon return, leaps up and nails Alexis with a standing Enziguri to the back of the head that sends the champion down and rolling out of the ring where she is comforted from a short distance by the twins.}
Terri Morasco: And now it looks like Crystal has the upper hand here.
Vasco Dias: LOOK OUT!
{Crystal climbed the top rope while the announcers were conversing and leaped off into the threesome on the floor taking all three members out, standing to her feet, telling them who is boss.}
Terri Morasco: And Crystal is fired up here!
Vasco Dias: She does indeed have that upper hand you mentioned earlier, but history shows it is only a matter of time before she blows it.
{Crystal grabs Alexis by the hair and rolls her into the ring, covering her only to get a two count. She lifts the champion to her feet and plants her with a Body Slam near the corner. She climbs the top rope and looks to be ending this one, or at least attempting to when Sara jumps on the apron, the referee running over to prevent any interference. Meanwhile, Paige jumps up on the other side and pushes Crystal off the top rope, sending her flipping through the air, landing hard on her back.}
Terri Morasco: OH COME ON!
Vasco Dias: Strength in numbers Terri…strength in numbers.
{Alexis is slow to her feet as both twins jump down simultaneously, the referee turning back to the action as Alexis blows a kiss to Crystal with a huge grin on her face. Crystal gets up and as she turns, Alexis hits her with the “Kiss Goodnight” (Spinning Code Breaker) and hooks the leg…
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3!!!
The bell rings as the twins enter the ring to celebrate.}
Alison Valance: Here is your winner…the IWF Diamonds Champion…ALEXIS CAFFFFREEEEEY!
Terri Morasco: Crystal had this match won!
Vasco Dias: Having it won, and winning it are two completely different things.
Terri Morasco: What’s this?
Vasco Dias: This is where the fun begins…
{The Garcias start to stomp away at the downed Millar who writhes in pain with each stomp before Fiona McFly comes running down to the ring with her custom whip. She gets in and as Sara goes to intervene, she hits her right between the eyes with the blunt end of the handle. Sara rolls out of the ring as Fiona cracks the whip in Alexis’ direction, who gets out of dodge. Fiona gets nailed by Paige who lifts her up for the “All About Me” but Crystal is slow to her feet and kicks Paige in the stomach. Fiona and Crystal grab each other’s hand and double clothesline the Garcia out of the ring over the top rope and to the floor where she’s consoled by her sister and Alexis with the Diamonds Title in hand.}
Vasco Dias: Crystal and Fiona on the same page?
Terri Morasco: I think it’s more the case of the enemy of my enemy is thy friend.
{The two look at each other then look at Alexis, pointing, and symbolizing with gestures around their waist as Alexis angrily shakes her head. Kat Conway walks out onto the stage with Emma Danielson…}
Kat Conway: It seems you two have a little bond going. I think Alexis needs a little back up as well…so at Metamorphosis…it will be a FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH FOR THE DIAMONDS CHAMPIONSHIP!
{Alexis’ eyes go wide as she angrily turns toward the stage.}
Kat Conway: Alexis will defend her Diamonds Title against Fiona McFly…Crystal Millar…and…EMMA DANIELSON!
{Alexis is seething at the news, throwing a bit of a tantrum on the ramp as the Garcias start yelling toward the stage. Emma, Crystal, and Fiona all have smiles on their faces as Alexis looks back and forth, clutching at her title, shaking her head in denial.}
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TAG TEAM MATCHRoberto Verona & Zasshu vs Jack Gaither &
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{ The arena lights dim to a low hue as a golden spot light shines on the stage, the opening to Trivium's "Villainy Thrives" begins to play as the golden light strobes to the piano. Once the song kicks into gear Zasshu comes exploding out from the stage with a burst of pyro and to a boos from the crowd. He lands in a crouched position and looks all around before standing up and throws his arms out. Laura Howlett marches out from the back and walks beside Zasshu as they head toward the ring. Zasshu jumps up onto the apron and looking out over the crowd while Laura stops at the end of the apron and watches with an approving smile. He pulls himself up then catapults himself into the ring with a front flip and lands on one knee, his arms out and pyro bursting from the stage. }
Terri Morasco: Okie-doke my friends...THIS is our main event tonight, and hoo-boy we've got ourselves a real blockbuster!
Vasco Dias: Yep...and we've also got ourselves a man who'll be roasted in just a short-short!
{ The lights in the arena all go out at "King of the World" by Porcelain and the Tramps begins to blare out of the PA system. Spotlights begin to scan the crowd before fixating on a figure at the top of the stage which is revealed to be Roberto Verona, his head bowed towards the floor. As cheers being to resonate around the arena Verona raises his head and he begins a slow methodical march down the ramp, the spotlight following him as golden pyro rains down from above on the stage. Verona stares with disgust at the crowd who cheer him as he approaches the ring, but he doesn't react to them. As he reaches the steps he slowly ascends them before walking towards the middle of the ring apron, turning around to look into the crowd one last time before looking up and closing his eyes as he stretches his arms out wide and basks in the adulation. After indulging himself Verona climbs into the ring, psyching himself up as he awaits the beginning of the match. }
Vasco Dias: Shhhh...here comes the boss.
Terri Morasco: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, HUNNY!!!
Vasco Dias: You just love havin' fun at my expense...
Terri Morasco: That's what broadcast partners do, sweetie-pie.
{The familiar screech of an eagle is heard, and a burst of pyro goes off as Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls On Parade" kicks into high gear. Within the plumes of white smoke, a lone spotlight shines brightly as the figure of Jack Gaither appears on-stage, his head covered by a gleaming silver mask featuring blue and gold trims on all sides. Wearing a sports jersey and all silver tights with a pattern of gold and blue flames on both sides--not to mention blue boots with silver tassels--the "Golden Eagle" quickly springs down to ringside, high-fiving random folks along the way. As he approaches the ring, Jack takes off his mask and gives it to a lucky fan. A cannon goes off just as the lights come back on en masse.}
Terri Morasco: You gotta give Jack Gaither credit--even though the reccord books will say he DID beat Spike Kane last week, even Jack himself didn't see it as a "clean" victory thanks to Spike's son Warren!
Vasco Dias: Regardless, Jack's got a big, fat, red "X" on his back from the Hall of Famer himself--all for hurting his pride.
Terri Morasco: Point one, Jack Gaither didn't ask for help nor did he APPRECIATE it. Point two, Jack Gaither is VERY right in his mind for thinking that his win wasn't sporting to his liking. And point three...it was WARREN who willingly dragged an unwilling Jack Gaither into the middle of his personal feud with his own father!
Vasco Dias: Now the burnin' question remains--who's gonna be Jack's partner?!
{The crowd grow silent as the lights go out, monks chanting can be heard, as the chanting gets louder the stage area starts to fill with smoke. Suddenly, and abruptly as the drums and guitars kick in a pyro explodes around the stage.}
“BROTHERS! MY BROTHERS!
Is this all what we are?
SISTERS! MY SISTERS!
We’ve been crushed by the fists of GOD!!!”
{On the word God another pyro explodes either side of the rampway as Spike Kane appears through the smoke. He stands with his arms outstretched, fists balled up soaking in the reaction from the crowd. After a few seconds he simply heads right to the ring before stopping, extending his arms once more, before the lights fade to normal and the music fades. Spike gives Jack a stare of death as he opts to remain on the arena floor!}
Vasco Dias: Someone better get the funeral band to start playin' "Sad Armstrong" Terri--someone' sgonna die!
Terri Morasco: I have a really bad feeling about this! This is nothing more than another one of Verona's plans coming together!
{Jack shakes his head in disbelief, looking at Spike who's sporting a sinister smirk on his face; that's when he's jumped from behind by Zasshu as the zebra in charge calls for the bell!}
[DING!]
{The native Tokyoite goes to work on his equally-matched counterpart as the Italian-born Verona hops off the apron and onto the floor, allowing his charge to showcase his skills. Jack winds up on the wrong end of several hard, clubbing rights and lefts as he's back into the corner; the masked man sends the Texan for the ride--the latter bouncing off the ropes and into a slick spinning wheel kick. Eventually, Zasshu places Jack over his shoulder and spikes him to the deck--courtesy of an innovative, heavily-modified over-the-shoulder piledrive! Roberto applauds as the Mexican transplant goes for the pin...}
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2...!!
NOPE!!!
{Zasshu shakes his fist before racing up the top buckle; he pans his gaze all over the KeyArena crowd, tauning the fans as they start a rather "odd" chant, taking their minds off the masked man to remember the days of the old Seattle SuperSonics, the NBA franchise who called KeyArena home for decades before moving to Oklahoma City in 2008.}
Fans: LET'S GO SONICS! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap) LET'S GO SONICS! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
Vasco Dias: Pfffft..."let's go Sonics?!" Don't these Seattle idiots know they don't have a basketball team no more?!
Terri Morasco: One of the biggest injustices in sports history in my opinion--blame Clay Bennett and David Stern for that!
{Zasshu shakes his head, laughing through his mask at the crowd chant before flying off the top rope with a corkscrew senton splash; unfortunately for the masked man, Jack rolls out of the way, causing Zasshu to hit nothing but canvas! Now energized--mainly due to the fact that he's sporting an retro Detlef Schrempf Sonics jersey from the early 1990s--Jack goes to work on his counterpart, pulling Zasshu up to his feet before raining in the punches--left, right, left right, left, right! Zasshu stumbles back to the corner as the Texan sends him for the ride; the Mexican bounds off the strands and into a massive spinebuster that the Sonics faithful eat up! Eventually, Jack yells down at Zasshu--saying "THIS is how it's done, fucker!"--before racing up to the top buckle and flying off with a corkscrew shooting star press, turning the maneuver into a pinning combination, hooking the leg!}
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2...!!
{Roberto Verona, seeing his charge in trouble, breaks up the three-count! Now it's Jack fighting off the Imperial champ as best as he can, landing left and right combinations that send the Italian reeling toward his corner! Meanwhile, the masked Zasshu tries to club Jack from behind again--only to have the Texan grab him by the top of the mask and Verona by his hair! With a smirk on his mug, Jack knocks the two heads together!}
Terri Morasco: Double noggin knocker!
{Verona and Zasshu stumble and bumble around the ring--that is, until Jack decides enough is enough and hits the IWF owner with the SCREECHER, sending him flying out of the ring and onto the floor! Jack is all fired up as Zasshu walks right into his arms--and another SCREECHER!!}
Terri Morasco: Screechers to Roberto and Zasshu!!
Vasco Dias: NOOOO--HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!
{Zasshu goes down to the canvas like a ton of bricks as Jack goes for the cover, hooking the leg in the process!}
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2...!!
~THWACK!!!~
{The crowd's cheers turn to boos as Spike Kane--Jack's "partner"--whacks the "Golden Eagle" from behind with a steel chair, breaking up the three-count and causing the referee to instantly call for a no-contest!}
[DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!]
Terri Morasco: C'MON, NOW! This is NOT necessary!!
{Jack rolls off the masked Zasshu as Spike goes to work with the green folding chair, striking the Texan hard in the ribs twice before hitting him in the back once more! Spike tosses the chair off to the side as Roberto Verona hops back into the ring and stars putting the boots to Gaither--with Zasshu and Spike following suit! Eventually, Spike has the last word as he YANKS his victim up, putting him into position for the SPIKE IMPALER!}
Vasco Dias: Brilliant! Jackie never stood a chance!
[DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!]
{As if on cue, Rob Diamond, Andrew Jacobsen, Warren Kane, and Nighthawk race down the ramp--causing Spike to drop Jack back to the mat as Roberto Verona and Zasshu make their escape! With the good guys in the ring, Nighthawk reaches down and pulls Jack back to his feet in an act of sportsmanship--only to have the "Golden Eagle" shove him away! Jack starts screaming at the other four men, telling them "don't EVER save my ass again--I'd rather fight my battles alone, with integrity and fairness!" Rob Diamond tries to reason with the enraged Texan but only gets the same response he showed 'Hawk! Eventually, the five men start bickering amongst themselves--with Verona, Zasshu, and Spike all admiring the discord that's taking place!}
Terri Morasco: This is exactly what Roberto Verona wanted--a team full of dedicated warriors that's not able to fully unify themselves and stand up against the corporates!
Vasco Dias: This is FUN! Jack Gaither wants NO PART of Rob and Company--he'd rather take his chances alone!
{The last image shows Jack Gaither, still arguing with the rest of his saviors as the IWF copyright banner pops on-screen!}
Terri Morasco: Well...oh, we're outta time! We're outta time! We gotta go!
Well howdy there pardner.