Post by ZELDA on Mar 25, 2016 6:34:01 GMT
“AHAHAHA OMG YAAAASSS!”
“That was great!”
“Did you see me clear that ring!? Did you see me totally destroy all those chumps on sacrifice. That’s right, the first ever woman in IWF to compete exclusively in the men’s division has finally arrived and she’s kicking asses and not taking names because I don’t give a shit who you are. Yes, that sentence was a bit convaluted, but the point remains the same. Get ready for a new era in IWF, get ready for a new generation in IWF, the Addisyn Starr Era, the era of total kickassery!”
“To completely solidify this “new era” I’ve decided that I will use this time to officially announce my entrance into the Roulette match at this pay per view!”
“That’s right, you can all rejoice, you can all take a collective breath because the best held secret in the world has finally been released. I will be gracing your televisions, the great, the magnificent, the eternally awesome Addisyn Starr will be the next person to challenge for the IWF championship, because I won’t be entering that fight to lose. It’s real simple, I’m going to stomp into the ring, throw every single one of those chump ass losers out of the ring and then I’m going to stand in the spotlight as the brightest star in IWF… pun totally intended BTW.”
“Look, I’m going to be super real with you right now… you aren’t beating me here. I’m too big, too strong, too tough. You saw what I did last week at the end of Sacrifice, you saw what I’m made of. I am a one woman wrecking crew and I totally plan on fucking your shit up. GET REKT! I’m the most attractive, i’m the most talented, I am the absolute best person on this roster and don’t you forget it.”
“I know all you ordinary people are used to seeing these ho-hum worthless boring ass wrestlers with no personality or style, I know you’re used to falling asleep on the couch while watching these shows. That’s why I’m here, to save you from the mundane, to bring a little style to this ring. I’m not going to leave you wanting more, I’m going to leave you begging for more, craving every second of me on your screen that you can get, waiting impatiently for my next appearence. For too long this business, this company has been dominated by these nobodies. It’s up to me to get this company rocking again. Which is something I’m so totally looking forward to doing.”
“So get ready to stand to your feet, get ready to start clapping those hands together, get ready to finally have somebody to cheer for, get ready to finally see some real action in this company. I am here, and I’m here to stay, you can run, you can hide, you can try and stand up to me…. But in the end, it’s all going to be the same in the en. Addisyn is going to be standing on top of the world and you’re going to be crying into your double chocolate mocha trifle! Just accept it, it’ll be much easier for you that way, besides you know you want to see me there, because I mean really when you look this damn good, people can’t help but stare.”
{Addisyn steps from a big wooden door, letting it slam behind her. She looks at Steel O’Buffington, not his real name, and smiles as she nods her head. She then wipes the corner of her mouth, and giggles slightly. Steel shakes his head at this, why we don’t know… yet.}
Steel: So I take it your meeting with management went well? Are they going to let you compete?
Addisyn: You could say that he saw my point of view, after some of my persuasion techniques finally convinced him. I’ll get to wrestle in the men’s division.
Steel: Whatever it takes?
Addisyn: Hey. That’s my business ok? And either way don’t go questioning my methods now, because I got you on the show too mister. That’s right you can tell me how great I am now instead of looking at me quizically.
Steel: You mean… I finally get to be a real wrestler? I finally get a shot? How did you manager that.
Addisyn: By the look you gave me when I walked out of that office… I don’t think you want to know. Now come on, I want some lunch and I don’t want to get ambushed by my adoring crowd, so you gotta be my bodyguard too. Lets get moving Steel.
Steel: That’s not my...
{Addisyn isn’t paying attention at all, she has already turned and headed towards her car and tossed the keys to O’Buffington over her shoulder. Steel catches them out of the air and just shakes his head before he takes a step towards the same direction that Addisyn is headed.}
Addisyn: Hurry up Steel my man, I got places to be.
{We fade to black.}
“And to all my loyal Starr Crossed Lovers out there… I just want to take this time to thank all of you wonderful Addisyn Starr worshipers. It hasn’t been an easy road to this point.I have had my ups and downs… ok so mainly just downs. However this is a different time. I am going all in this time, and nothing is going to slow me down. I won’t allow it, I will do anything to make it to the top this time, I will give everything I have to get there, nothing NOTHING will get between me and that mountain top I’m seeking.”
“I have the chance to be the shining starr to all those little girls out there who have been told that they can’t compete with men in sports. I’m like that woman who struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig back to back… but like ten times better than that, because I mean really… how hard is it to throw a baseball towards somebody? It’s not like she got into a drunken bar fight with Ruth, he’d probably totally kick her ass then. She got to stand on that stupid mound of mud and throw some weak ass shit pitches and just got lucky that those guys totally missed. I’ll be stepping in the ring with people like Roberto Verona and Rob Diamond, two total badasses who could totally beat the shit out of your typical bitch. See that’s why I’m so much better than that ho. That’s why I’ll be a trillion times better of a role model, you can look up to me, I won’t be throwing any lucky pitches, I’ll actually be putting my beautiful body on the line. I am actually making a sacrifice here, my wonderful body could be damaged and I could be horribly disfigured… just look at me, that would be a national tragedy. I’m a goddamn hero for doing this.”
“So just make sure to tune in and see what your beacon of shining hope has in store for this misogynist society. I will represent girl power and totally look sweet while doing it. They won’t know what hit them, this “little girl” is going to start stomping some ass in style. Turning their worlds all upside down and shit. I can do this… I know I can, and with all you SCL’s out there cheering me own, worshiping the ground I walk on… I can’t fail.”
“IWF… You’re lucky… that bitch Haley and her comet only come like every 70 something years… you’ll get to see this shooting starr every week. The superstarr that all the little girls thrive to be because she stands tall against all the men, the superstarr that all the men wish they had on their arms because she is the not only the best looking Diamond, but also clearly the toughest for standing against their top male stars. Addisyn Starr, the new generation of professional wrestling in IWF, and I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for all of my adoring fans...”
“Now get your camera’s out and get ready for a show… damn good looking show.”
“That was great!”
“Did you see me clear that ring!? Did you see me totally destroy all those chumps on sacrifice. That’s right, the first ever woman in IWF to compete exclusively in the men’s division has finally arrived and she’s kicking asses and not taking names because I don’t give a shit who you are. Yes, that sentence was a bit convaluted, but the point remains the same. Get ready for a new era in IWF, get ready for a new generation in IWF, the Addisyn Starr Era, the era of total kickassery!”
“To completely solidify this “new era” I’ve decided that I will use this time to officially announce my entrance into the Roulette match at this pay per view!”
“That’s right, you can all rejoice, you can all take a collective breath because the best held secret in the world has finally been released. I will be gracing your televisions, the great, the magnificent, the eternally awesome Addisyn Starr will be the next person to challenge for the IWF championship, because I won’t be entering that fight to lose. It’s real simple, I’m going to stomp into the ring, throw every single one of those chump ass losers out of the ring and then I’m going to stand in the spotlight as the brightest star in IWF… pun totally intended BTW.”
“Look, I’m going to be super real with you right now… you aren’t beating me here. I’m too big, too strong, too tough. You saw what I did last week at the end of Sacrifice, you saw what I’m made of. I am a one woman wrecking crew and I totally plan on fucking your shit up. GET REKT! I’m the most attractive, i’m the most talented, I am the absolute best person on this roster and don’t you forget it.”
“I know all you ordinary people are used to seeing these ho-hum worthless boring ass wrestlers with no personality or style, I know you’re used to falling asleep on the couch while watching these shows. That’s why I’m here, to save you from the mundane, to bring a little style to this ring. I’m not going to leave you wanting more, I’m going to leave you begging for more, craving every second of me on your screen that you can get, waiting impatiently for my next appearence. For too long this business, this company has been dominated by these nobodies. It’s up to me to get this company rocking again. Which is something I’m so totally looking forward to doing.”
“So get ready to stand to your feet, get ready to start clapping those hands together, get ready to finally have somebody to cheer for, get ready to finally see some real action in this company. I am here, and I’m here to stay, you can run, you can hide, you can try and stand up to me…. But in the end, it’s all going to be the same in the en. Addisyn is going to be standing on top of the world and you’re going to be crying into your double chocolate mocha trifle! Just accept it, it’ll be much easier for you that way, besides you know you want to see me there, because I mean really when you look this damn good, people can’t help but stare.”
{Addisyn steps from a big wooden door, letting it slam behind her. She looks at Steel O’Buffington, not his real name, and smiles as she nods her head. She then wipes the corner of her mouth, and giggles slightly. Steel shakes his head at this, why we don’t know… yet.}
Steel: So I take it your meeting with management went well? Are they going to let you compete?
Addisyn: You could say that he saw my point of view, after some of my persuasion techniques finally convinced him. I’ll get to wrestle in the men’s division.
Steel: Whatever it takes?
Addisyn: Hey. That’s my business ok? And either way don’t go questioning my methods now, because I got you on the show too mister. That’s right you can tell me how great I am now instead of looking at me quizically.
Steel: You mean… I finally get to be a real wrestler? I finally get a shot? How did you manager that.
Addisyn: By the look you gave me when I walked out of that office… I don’t think you want to know. Now come on, I want some lunch and I don’t want to get ambushed by my adoring crowd, so you gotta be my bodyguard too. Lets get moving Steel.
Steel: That’s not my...
{Addisyn isn’t paying attention at all, she has already turned and headed towards her car and tossed the keys to O’Buffington over her shoulder. Steel catches them out of the air and just shakes his head before he takes a step towards the same direction that Addisyn is headed.}
Addisyn: Hurry up Steel my man, I got places to be.
{We fade to black.}
“And to all my loyal Starr Crossed Lovers out there… I just want to take this time to thank all of you wonderful Addisyn Starr worshipers. It hasn’t been an easy road to this point.I have had my ups and downs… ok so mainly just downs. However this is a different time. I am going all in this time, and nothing is going to slow me down. I won’t allow it, I will do anything to make it to the top this time, I will give everything I have to get there, nothing NOTHING will get between me and that mountain top I’m seeking.”
“I have the chance to be the shining starr to all those little girls out there who have been told that they can’t compete with men in sports. I’m like that woman who struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig back to back… but like ten times better than that, because I mean really… how hard is it to throw a baseball towards somebody? It’s not like she got into a drunken bar fight with Ruth, he’d probably totally kick her ass then. She got to stand on that stupid mound of mud and throw some weak ass shit pitches and just got lucky that those guys totally missed. I’ll be stepping in the ring with people like Roberto Verona and Rob Diamond, two total badasses who could totally beat the shit out of your typical bitch. See that’s why I’m so much better than that ho. That’s why I’ll be a trillion times better of a role model, you can look up to me, I won’t be throwing any lucky pitches, I’ll actually be putting my beautiful body on the line. I am actually making a sacrifice here, my wonderful body could be damaged and I could be horribly disfigured… just look at me, that would be a national tragedy. I’m a goddamn hero for doing this.”
“So just make sure to tune in and see what your beacon of shining hope has in store for this misogynist society. I will represent girl power and totally look sweet while doing it. They won’t know what hit them, this “little girl” is going to start stomping some ass in style. Turning their worlds all upside down and shit. I can do this… I know I can, and with all you SCL’s out there cheering me own, worshiping the ground I walk on… I can’t fail.”
“IWF… You’re lucky… that bitch Haley and her comet only come like every 70 something years… you’ll get to see this shooting starr every week. The superstarr that all the little girls thrive to be because she stands tall against all the men, the superstarr that all the men wish they had on their arms because she is the not only the best looking Diamond, but also clearly the toughest for standing against their top male stars. Addisyn Starr, the new generation of professional wrestling in IWF, and I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for all of my adoring fans...”
“Now get your camera’s out and get ready for a show… damn good looking show.”