Post by Freya Kane on Jul 20, 2013 19:48:50 GMT
What a crazy week! Right now I'm all layed up in my bed because I'm a klutz and broke a toe while running in a gym a few days ago. Despite my problem I have someone awesome to take care of me. No, not my kids as my mom has them no. My boyfriend, Cameron, is here right now to take care of me. He's doing a great job at it too. Even gave me one of those little bells in case I need something. Don't use it much though. Cameron peaks his head into my bedroom and smiles.
Cameron: Need anything?
Freya: A pizza would be awesome. And not one of those frozen ones. Oh no, Chef Dude. You will make me a pizza from scratch!
Yeah, he's an Italian chef. Suck it other women who don't have Italian chef boyfriends.
Cameron: What kind of pizza?
Freya: How about an all meat kind?
Cameron: Will do.
Cameron leaves my room to leave me alone with my thoughts a little bit. Kinda maddening staying in here away from the action so I grab my crutch and hobble down the stairs to the living room. That's more like it. All the movies and games and other stuff are here. Even all my pets are down here! I have three puppies; Pickles, Hamburgers and Bacon. It was a fun naming gimmick. Might get a fourth one and name him Cheese. My hunk of a man takes notice of me on the couch.
Cameron: You should've yelled at me for help, Freya. What if you had fallen?
Freya: Oh pishposh! Its only a broken toe for cryin' out loud. I'm still going to wrestle on Sunday anyways.
Cameron: Not a smart idea but you're a big girl. Just don't come crying to me if you get hurt any worse.
I giggle before grabbing the TV remote. Time to see what we got on here. One of my favorite shows! I look around the room still eyeing a bottle of rum. Looks like fun. I get up and grab the bottle after I unlock the liqour cabinet. Smart idea to keep it under lock and key. I take a drink and it feels so warm and fuzzy inside me already. I plop back down and already hear him getting the sauce ready.
Freya: Smells amazing already!
Cameron: Thank you.
Another drink! And another. Hey one more. After I take about ten more drinks the bottle is already half empty and I feel fine! Like the kind of fine where you get behind a car and drive and hit your own kid like your name is Crystal Hilton.
Freya: Camcam... howz the pizza?
Cameron: Still mixing the sauce and the dough is ready to go. The meat is cooking yet too so I'd say another hour or so.
I giggle. I giggle a lot when I drink. And when I don't drink. I just giggle a lot. I love to laugh. Laughing is a lot of fun and helps out the body too. Hehe. How I Met Your Mother is great.
Freya: Why don't you take a kissy break? Freya wants a kissy!
Cameron looks over at me to see the expression on my face. He sighs before walking to me and looking at the bottle in my hands.
Cameron: Freya, you're drunk. Gimme the bottle.
Freya: But its my friend! See his name is Rummy. Rummy likes to go in my tummy.
Cameron: And Rummy is going to come out your mouthy if you don't stop drinking. Give me the bottle or you get no pizza.
I gasp! What a cruel man. He might take my pizza away from me! I give him Rummy before half pouting but the comedy of Neil Patrick Harris makes me laugh. DUDE WHY ARE YOU NOT STRAIGHT?! I'd fly to Hollywood for that man.
Freya: What about my kissy?
Cameron: No kissy either. I don't kiss drunk women, it'd be taking advantage of you.
Freya: I won't tell anyone!
Cameron: Freya, no kissy, no rum either. Just relax, watch your show and wait for the pizza, okay?
Frowny face and I nod my head. Can't drink, can't get a kiss but I do get a pizza at least. My toe did hurt but the alcohol makes it not hurt anymore, yay!
Freya: Do you like How I Met Your Mother, Camcam?
Cameron: Can't say I've ever seen it. Between work, Aiden and being with you I don't get time to sit down and watch TV.
Freya: Then when you gets done with that mister guy, you sit your fruit booty down and watch it wif me!
I can hear him laugh while working on my pizza pie. He such a sweetie. We haven't even had the sex yet either and we've been going out for five months. Cameron's awesome and I don't wanna ruin stuff with the sexings.
Cameron: Alright, Freya. Here I come.
Freya: Yay! You can sit in the chair there but you'll hafta move Bacon. Come 'ere, Bacon!
Bacon hops off of the chair and comes to me with a happy wag of his tail. Cameron sits down as the two of us watch one of the greatest shows of all time. I keep laughing at the jokes and the characters that are so familiar to me. I look over to see my handsome Aussie man and smile. I might be a wee bit drunk but I know enough that I love that man and want him to be the father to my kids. Just gotta take that sweet time...
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Cameron: Need anything?
Freya: A pizza would be awesome. And not one of those frozen ones. Oh no, Chef Dude. You will make me a pizza from scratch!
Yeah, he's an Italian chef. Suck it other women who don't have Italian chef boyfriends.
Cameron: What kind of pizza?
Freya: How about an all meat kind?
Cameron: Will do.
Cameron leaves my room to leave me alone with my thoughts a little bit. Kinda maddening staying in here away from the action so I grab my crutch and hobble down the stairs to the living room. That's more like it. All the movies and games and other stuff are here. Even all my pets are down here! I have three puppies; Pickles, Hamburgers and Bacon. It was a fun naming gimmick. Might get a fourth one and name him Cheese. My hunk of a man takes notice of me on the couch.
Cameron: You should've yelled at me for help, Freya. What if you had fallen?
Freya: Oh pishposh! Its only a broken toe for cryin' out loud. I'm still going to wrestle on Sunday anyways.
Cameron: Not a smart idea but you're a big girl. Just don't come crying to me if you get hurt any worse.
I giggle before grabbing the TV remote. Time to see what we got on here. One of my favorite shows! I look around the room still eyeing a bottle of rum. Looks like fun. I get up and grab the bottle after I unlock the liqour cabinet. Smart idea to keep it under lock and key. I take a drink and it feels so warm and fuzzy inside me already. I plop back down and already hear him getting the sauce ready.
Freya: Smells amazing already!
Cameron: Thank you.
Another drink! And another. Hey one more. After I take about ten more drinks the bottle is already half empty and I feel fine! Like the kind of fine where you get behind a car and drive and hit your own kid like your name is Crystal Hilton.
Freya: Camcam... howz the pizza?
Cameron: Still mixing the sauce and the dough is ready to go. The meat is cooking yet too so I'd say another hour or so.
I giggle. I giggle a lot when I drink. And when I don't drink. I just giggle a lot. I love to laugh. Laughing is a lot of fun and helps out the body too. Hehe. How I Met Your Mother is great.
Freya: Why don't you take a kissy break? Freya wants a kissy!
Cameron looks over at me to see the expression on my face. He sighs before walking to me and looking at the bottle in my hands.
Cameron: Freya, you're drunk. Gimme the bottle.
Freya: But its my friend! See his name is Rummy. Rummy likes to go in my tummy.
Cameron: And Rummy is going to come out your mouthy if you don't stop drinking. Give me the bottle or you get no pizza.
I gasp! What a cruel man. He might take my pizza away from me! I give him Rummy before half pouting but the comedy of Neil Patrick Harris makes me laugh. DUDE WHY ARE YOU NOT STRAIGHT?! I'd fly to Hollywood for that man.
Freya: What about my kissy?
Cameron: No kissy either. I don't kiss drunk women, it'd be taking advantage of you.
Freya: I won't tell anyone!
Cameron: Freya, no kissy, no rum either. Just relax, watch your show and wait for the pizza, okay?
Frowny face and I nod my head. Can't drink, can't get a kiss but I do get a pizza at least. My toe did hurt but the alcohol makes it not hurt anymore, yay!
Freya: Do you like How I Met Your Mother, Camcam?
Cameron: Can't say I've ever seen it. Between work, Aiden and being with you I don't get time to sit down and watch TV.
Freya: Then when you gets done with that mister guy, you sit your fruit booty down and watch it wif me!
I can hear him laugh while working on my pizza pie. He such a sweetie. We haven't even had the sex yet either and we've been going out for five months. Cameron's awesome and I don't wanna ruin stuff with the sexings.
Cameron: Alright, Freya. Here I come.
Freya: Yay! You can sit in the chair there but you'll hafta move Bacon. Come 'ere, Bacon!
Bacon hops off of the chair and comes to me with a happy wag of his tail. Cameron sits down as the two of us watch one of the greatest shows of all time. I keep laughing at the jokes and the characters that are so familiar to me. I look over to see my handsome Aussie man and smile. I might be a wee bit drunk but I know enough that I love that man and want him to be the father to my kids. Just gotta take that sweet time...
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"So the ole debut didn't go my way but its fine. Portia and I put on a great match for the people last Sunday night. She had the family backfist scouted, ducked it and did what she had to do. I'm not mad because that's how it goes sometimes. Perhaps I should've done something other then the backfist to get an advantage but nope, had to do it. Still after all the success of my student and my cousins it stings just a little bit.
Life rolls on and I find myself in the position of being in the dark matches before the pay per view on Sunday night. Completely fine with it too. No one is going to pay for Freya Kane right now. I gotta get on a roll, gain some momentum and then maybe earn my way onto a pay per view card. I can't simply expect to get on a big show because of the last name I have. To be a Kane I must earn the right to be called a Kane.
Or something like that.
I don't know. I'm kinda not sober right now. Which makes sense as I'm facing Emma Danielson who had a substance abuse problem didn't she? I think she did? I don't know but still I face Emma Danielson tomorrow night. Yeah, I'll be there in time. But back to Emma. Emma Danielson, quite a familiar face in my world of wrestling. Not sure if we've ever had a proper match against one another but still...
The idea of going against you excites me in a way. I know that you'll be another huge test in the middle of that ring. You'll be a mountain of a woman to go against this weekend but I know I can scale past the Emma Danielson mountain on Sunday night. Do you know why I can get past you, Emma? You lack the proper focus to get to the top again. Every single time you look like you're going to get on a roll you crash back down.
You're like a plane with one working engine. Completely unreliable at all! You might keep going and you might fall out of the sky. No one can ever know with you, girl. Me? I used to be that way but now I just try to do everything I can when I can do it and stuff. I want to be the best Diamond here in IWF and it'll be a long road to get up that hill. Because fish don't fry in the kitchen and beans don't burn on the grill.
Now I'm up in the big leagues. Well I've always been in the big league because of my last name. I tried working for an indie fed once and they were like we can't afford you because you're a Kane. But you Emma? You could do well down on those scenes where your single engine on a plane act wouldn't be so awful. Gain another engine girl, get your head where it matters and win some damn matches!
Just not the one tomorrow night. Or any against Tifa. Just don't fight in those. Kay? Kay. Well my pizza is ready so I'm going to duck out and eat it. My boyfriend made it for me because I got a broken toe. Don't worry either. I won't make that into an excuse either. Just because I am without use of a toe doesn't mean I don't know how to not wrestle, I just can't kick as much. Or fly around. Or run. Still it'll be enough to beat you, Emma.
NOW IT'S PIZZA TIME BITCHES!"
Well howdy there pardner.