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Post by wallace on Aug 8, 2016 18:53:41 GMT
The instrumental version of Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground plays as we see in a black and white world on a bus, the only thing in color is an extremely pale, androgynous fellow with jet black hair in a page-cut hair style. He is tall at six foot three but very lanky, he looks like a doppelganger of legendary comedian Emo Philips. He is wearing a white t shirt that is green striped like a candy cane with mismatching brown suspenders, green pants and old, worn out white and red bowling shoes. He smiles creepily as he holds a gimmicked GIANT but still edible whirly pop lollipop in his right hand, in his left hand he has unicycle. Voice over: Wallace( Wallace's voice: youtu.be/3ab6LWXeNDA )
My name is Wallace Oliver Williams. I am 36 years old, I am a humorist, contortionist and pro wrestler. A triple threat as they may say. I am leaving my hometown of Chicago once again. I have left before because you know, petitions. I have been a combat-entertainer since 16 years old, I have toured all over the United States, all over the UK and Europe, Mexico, Spain, Japan but now I have been signed by Imperial Wrestling Federation.
All I have is Lollipops, my unicycle and my gear. You are all in for a treat.
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