Post by Jayson Matthews on Aug 31, 2016 6:32:16 GMT
We open up on a close up of Jayson Matthews as he records himself with his cell phone.
“Sup guys, Jayson Matthews here. Just got back home after that grueling and torturous defeat at the hands of the new Imperial Champion, Cable Arcane. Yeah that sure was a ball of joy. But overall I felt good after the match but as I was driving home I started to feel a little funny. Then once I actually got home I noticed this!”
He hoists his foot onto a nearby ottoman and records it with his phone. You can tell immediately that his ankle is swollen almost double its size and it's all black and blue.
“Yeah, pretty cool right. I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that. Or be that color, or hurt like a mother father! I think I'm going to try to walk it off....”
He gets up on his good foot and then slowly, cautiously, he lowers his other foot on the floor and just barely grazes the floor with his injured ankle.
“GEEE-YYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!”
Jayson screams out in pain and he crumbles to the floor, the cell phone still recording as it soars through the air and lands next to him as he groans in pain. He gingerly rolls over and grabs the phone and holds it above his face.
“Okay...so walking it off is not an option. Ugh....think i'm gonna do the rest of this video from the floor here. Yeah, I think I really hurt my ankle here guys. I might have to get this checked out. I'm probably going on the shelf because of this one folks.....”
He gazes upward at the camera he was holding above his face. He shakes his head in disappointment.
“I'm making a promise to you guys right now! No matter how long it takes to recover, I WILL BE BACK! I promise....do you know why?”
Jayson presses a button on his phone and suddenly the soothing and awe inspiring keyboards and guitars on Chicago begin to play.
“BABY!”
He starts singing from the floor.
“You're the meaning in my life, You're the inspiration!”
He belts it on out with as much love as he can.
“You bring feeling to my life, You're the inspiration!”
He brings one hand down and shakes his fist passionately as he sung.
“Wanna have you near me! I wanna have you near me sayin'”
A single tear streams down his cheek.
“No one needs you more than...I...need....”
Falsetto with ducks lips for accentuation.
“Youuuuuuuuuuu”
He wipes away a tear.
“You fans are my inspiration. I'll be back as soon as I can.....wait for me....”
He blows a kiss to the camera as it slowly fades.
“Sup guys, Jayson Matthews here. Just got back home after that grueling and torturous defeat at the hands of the new Imperial Champion, Cable Arcane. Yeah that sure was a ball of joy. But overall I felt good after the match but as I was driving home I started to feel a little funny. Then once I actually got home I noticed this!”
He hoists his foot onto a nearby ottoman and records it with his phone. You can tell immediately that his ankle is swollen almost double its size and it's all black and blue.
“Yeah, pretty cool right. I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that. Or be that color, or hurt like a mother father! I think I'm going to try to walk it off....”
He gets up on his good foot and then slowly, cautiously, he lowers his other foot on the floor and just barely grazes the floor with his injured ankle.
“GEEE-YYYYOOOOOOWWWWWW!”
Jayson screams out in pain and he crumbles to the floor, the cell phone still recording as it soars through the air and lands next to him as he groans in pain. He gingerly rolls over and grabs the phone and holds it above his face.
“Okay...so walking it off is not an option. Ugh....think i'm gonna do the rest of this video from the floor here. Yeah, I think I really hurt my ankle here guys. I might have to get this checked out. I'm probably going on the shelf because of this one folks.....”
He gazes upward at the camera he was holding above his face. He shakes his head in disappointment.
“I'm making a promise to you guys right now! No matter how long it takes to recover, I WILL BE BACK! I promise....do you know why?”
Jayson presses a button on his phone and suddenly the soothing and awe inspiring keyboards and guitars on Chicago begin to play.
“BABY!”
He starts singing from the floor.
“You're the meaning in my life, You're the inspiration!”
He belts it on out with as much love as he can.
“You bring feeling to my life, You're the inspiration!”
He brings one hand down and shakes his fist passionately as he sung.
“Wanna have you near me! I wanna have you near me sayin'”
A single tear streams down his cheek.
“No one needs you more than...I...need....”
Falsetto with ducks lips for accentuation.
“Youuuuuuuuuuu”
He wipes away a tear.
“You fans are my inspiration. I'll be back as soon as I can.....wait for me....”
He blows a kiss to the camera as it slowly fades.