Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH for the IWF SHIELDMAIDEN CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
{"We all Recognise...That I'm ..the problem here."
The lights dim, Even as the Intro to the song helps to light up UV, glow sticks, people waving and bouncing before the beat drops and out slams Pandora, lit up like a christmas tree by UV, as lit slowly bleed back to the area Pandora dances down to the ring with easily gracing movements as she hops up the apron and climbs in before gripping the top rope and arching back down to touch the ring mat with her head and leaves her feet on the ground making quite the arch as she rises up slowly still bouncing to the music as she encourages the crowd to move with her.}Vasco Dias: Can I start out by saying that this match is an injustice to our champion?
Terri Morasco: You could, but it’s not going to stop it from happening. And here is Pandora Freeman.
Vasco Dias: Not sure what she’s done to get here, but she’s here and I guess this is indeed a big opportunity for her.
Terri Morasco: And from the sounds of things, we will be seeing her later tonight in the Diamonds Title Ladder Match.
{"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys kicks into high gear as Fiona McFly marches out on stage, takes a bow, and heads down to the ring--giving lucky fans quick pecks on the cheek along the way.}Terri Morasco: And here’s Fiona McFly!
Vasco Dias: Another one who did nothing to earn this title shot! She lost last month, came out and complained and got a title shot. How is that worthy?
Terri Morasco: She feels she was cheated by the Garcias’ twin magic, and she looked for retribution.
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THE SILVER SCREEN QUEEN IS HERE!!!!
I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross begins to blast all across the speakers and as that happens we are able to see Christina Millar emerging through the backstage curtain and the roaring cheers of the crowd are deafening. She isn’t alone as her best friend Zelda Knite comes out beside her. Crystal smiles as her grouping of paparazzi gather up in front of the ring and they snag photo after of the Latina beauty. She walks down the ramp as she begins to slap the hands of the roaring crowd. The crowd cheers loudly in return as they glance back at the Hollywood hottie, and Zelda smiles as she throws up the heart symbol.
Her following of paparazzi meet her as does a red carpet. She takes in appeal of the cameras smiling as flashes begin to go off one after another. She then runs up the steps where she walks towards the middle of the apron. She blows kisses out to the crowd before she drops into a split entering the ring. The crowd begins to go nuts and she waits patiently for the match to begin.}Terri Morasco: And the third and final contender...Crystal Millar.
Vasco Dias: Finally...maybe one who actually deserves this match. She beat Sara twice in a row, as recently as last month at Legacy, and perhaps that is what propelled her to this shot.
Terri Morasco: That is a good point. Crystal says that she’s found herself...and now we see for sure…
{“Over You” by Girlicious plays throughout the arena. Seventeen seconds into the song, Paige and Sara come out to a negative reaction as they holds their hand in the air above their heads, their index fingers pointed down at themselves as they do a quick spin around before walking down to the ring, talking themselves up to all of those in attendance and everyone watching at home.}Vasco Dias: And here comes the longest reigning Shieldmaiden in IWF HISTORY!!!
Terri Morasco: That she is, and following right behind her is her twin sister Sara.
Vasco Dias: Are you implying something there Terri?
Terri Morasco: It’s just that Sara has had a huge hand in Paige’s reign.
Vasco Dias: Please Terri. Paige has been a fighting champion, defeating anyone and everyone in her path, leading to this type of match where PERHAPS someone can beat someone else to win that title around her gorgeous waist.
{The two sisters jump up on the apron, posing for the crowd, showing off their beauty before each sitting on the middle rope and swinging their legs to the left, pulling the rest of their bodies in as well. They pose again for the crowd who boo as the two talk strategy for the match.}Alison Valance: Introducing first, one of the challengers...from Hope, Michigan, Pandoooora Freeeeeman!
{Pandora spins around to the center of the ring before curtseying for the crowd before returning to her corner.}Alison Valance: And now for another challenger, now residing in Arlington, Texas, FIONA...MCFLYYYYY!
{Fiona holds her hand in the air receiving a cheer from the crowd.}Alison Valance: And now, for the third, and final challenger...from Detroit, Michigan...CRYSTAAAAAL MILLAR!
{Crystal bows in the center of the ring to a mixed reaction leaning more toward the negative as she returns to her corner.}Alison Valance: AND NOW...FOR THE LONGEST REIGNING...IWF SHIELDMAIDEN...IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COMPANY…
{Paige holds the title in the air while walking to the center of the ring.}Alison Valance: From San Diego, California...she is the IWF Shieldmaiden...she is accompanied to the ring by her sister Sara...PAIGE...GARCIAAAAAA!
{Paige twirls with the title held overhead before handing the championship over to the referee.}Vasco Dias: Her reign has been magnificent. She’s defeated everyone in the division that has challenged her to date, and I’m going out on a limb and saying she’ll do so again tonight!
Terri Morasco: We’ll find out. What kind of influence will Sara have on this match?
{The referee holds the belt overhead as the women stare up at it. She hands the belt over to the timekeeper at ringside, and signals for the bell.}Terri Morasco: Let’s go!
{The four women look from one of their opponents to another. They stare back and forth before Fiona is taken down by Crystal and Pandora by Paige who levels her with a vicious elbow to the face. Meanwhile, in the corner, Crystal and Fiona have rolled out of the ring, continuously striking one another with blows to the face before Crystal hits Fiona with a knee to the gut before slamming her face first into the ring apron before grabbing her by the hair and throwing her into the barricade back first.}Terri Morasco: A huge throw by Crystal.
Vasco Dias: Meanwhile, in the ring, Paige has taken control of Pandora after that shot to the face.
{Paige stomps Pandora out of the ring and goes to follow, but Crystal sneaks up behind her and rolls her up to the tune of a two count before the two get to their feet, Paige charging in, looking for a Clothesline, but Crystal ducks and jumps up on the rope, leaping back and hitting a Springboard Moonsault, hooking the leg again, and still only getting a two count before Pandora makes the save. Pan grabs hold of Crystal and throws her through the ropes to the outside.}Vasco Dias: Looks like Pandora wants a piece of the champion.
Terri Morasco: She sent Crystal to the outside and now turns her attention to the Shieldmaiden.
{Pandora lifts Paige to her feet, kicking her in the gut and taking her right back down with a Snap Suplex! Pandora pops to her feet, and Paige is slower to hers, going for a Clothesline, but Pandora bends back in Matrix like fashion before pushing herself back up, turning and hitting Paige with the BEAT DROP!}Terri Morasco: Pandora could be champion here!
{Pandora hooks the leg, but only gets a two count before it’s Fiona with the interruption. Paige rolls out of the ring where her sister consoles her. Meanwhile, in the ring, Fiona pulls Pandora to her feet.}Terri Morasco: No love loss here.
Vasco Dias: Pandora beat down Fiona a while back, maybe Fiona looks for revenge?
{Pandora breaks hold of Fiona’s grasp, sending her into the ropes. Pan ducks, looking for a Back Body Drop, but Fiona kicks her in the face, standing her up straight before taking her down with a Hammerlock. Fiona controls things until Crystal comes in, laying a boot right to the face of Fiona who lets go of Pandora as she rolls to the corner. Crystal then grabs hold of Pandora and lifts her up, hitting her with a forearm shot, before slapping her right across the chest, stunning Pandora who stumbles into an opposite corner. Crystal sends Pan into the opposite corner and charges in with a huge running Clothesline in the corner before taunting the crowd who boo.}Vasco Dias: Crystal has taken over here.
Terri Morasco: Look out!
{From behind, much like last week, Paige hits Crystal in the back of the head with the “Keep Dreaming” Bicycle Kick!}Vasco Dias: That’ll leave a mark!
{Crystal flies forward, her throat crashing over the middle rope before Paige stomps her to the outside. Fiona is up and turns Paige around, but Paige blocks the punch and kicks Fiona in the gut, then stands her up with an Uppercut right under the chin. Paige then lifts Fiona in a Fallaway Slam position. She looks over her shoulder and sees Pandora using the ropes to get herself up, and she throws Fiona back with a Fallaway Slam INTO PANDORA!
Both women fall through the ropes and land hard on the outside. Paige looks at her fallen foes, and then back at her sister, waving for her to enter the ring. The Garcias smile at one another before heading to the ropes, bouncing off, and flying through with double Suicide Dives to the outside, taking out the three contenders as the crowd explodes!}Terri Morasco: They just took out everyone!
Vasco Dias: It shows what her reign means to both of them and the Garcia Brand!
{Paige is to her feet as Sara rolls off to the side. She grabs hold of Fiona who seems the most wounded and rolls her into the ring. She slides in after her and grabs hold of her legs...locking in the “BOW TO THE QUEEN” Scorpion Crosslock! Fiona screams in pain as Paige pulls back on the hold!}Vasco Dias: The reign continues!
Terri Morasco: Fiona hasn’t tapped, but things don’t look too good!
{Paige looks like she’s about to bend Fiona in half when Crystal slides in the ring and hits her with a Chick Kick to the side of the head, causing her to drop Fiona and fall to the mat, rolling to the outside. Crystal looks down at Fiona and locks her into the Withering Rose! (High Angled Boston Crab).}Terri Morasco: The back of Fiona has taken a toll...I don’t think she can hold on much longer!
Vasco Dias: SHE BETTER NOT TAP!
{Pandora is now in the ring and runs up behind Crystal hitting her with the BEAT DROP!
Pandora looks to go for the cover but Sara jumps up on the apron! Pandora goes to intervene, swinging wildly, Sara ducking and grabbing her in a neckbreaker position. Fiona then slides through the legs of Pandora, taking out the legs of Sara, causing her to fall hard, back first against the apron while slingshotting Pandora off the ropes neck first, and landing on top of Fiona! Crystal is up and hits a CHICK KICK on the stumbling Pandora!}Terri Morasco: CRYSTAL IS HEADED TO THE TOP ROPE!
Vasco Dias: HERE COMES THE QUEEN!
{Paige climbs up and hits Crystal in the face a few times, setting her up for a Superplex! Pandora comes between the legs of Paige and grabs hold of her, Crystal getting free from Paige’s grasp as Pandora Powerbombs her in the center of the ring!}Terri Morasco: Pandora with the Powerbomb!
Vasco Dias: I don’t think she realizes that Crystal broke free!
{Paige rolls out of the ring as Pandora recoups, seeing Paige fall to the floor, realizing that her opportunity had just rolled with her. Crystal climbs down from the turnbuckle and waits as Pandora slowly gets to her feet after such a power sapping move. As Pan turns, Crystal leaps on the ropes and springs off...THAT’S A WRAP!
Crystal shoots the half and hooks the leg with desperation on her face…
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Paige tries to crawl in and break up the pin…
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The bell rings and the crowd goes crazy for such a great display!}Terri Morasco: CRYSTAL HAS DONE IT!
Vasco Dias: NOOOOOOO!!!
Terri Morasco: The Shieldmaiden reign of Paige Garcia has been ended, and the new champion is Crystal Millar!
Vasco Dias: And Paige wasn’t even a factor in the decision! Injustice!
Terri Morasco: Your thoughts on the subject don’t matter! Crystal is the new Shieldmaiden of the IWF!
{“I’m Coming Out” begins to play as the referee hands Crystal the Shieldmaiden Championship! She clutches it close as Fiona clutches her neck in pain after being landed on, Pandora slowly rolls out of the ring, and the Garcias slowly come together, Paige staring a hole through the new champion as she sits up against the barricade as Alison makes the official announcement.}Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...and NEEEEEEEW IWF SHIELDMAIDEN...CRYSTAL...MILLAAAAAR!!!
{Crystal celebrates as Paige starts to throw a tantrum on the outside. Crystal holds the title up in the air as we segway to the back.}----------------------------------------------------------
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”Johnny Payne Episode 1”
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{Big blue waves are shown crashing into the beaches of Maui. Then you see a dirty headed blonde riding his board across the waves with ease.}Voice Over: While the “other guys” were playing Halo, Johnny Payne was a professional surfer at sixteen years of age.
{Johnny Payne is shown climbing the final ascent of a mountain.}Voice Over: When the “other guys” were still living in their mother’s basement, Johnny Payne was climbing Mount Rainer.
{He’s shown ziplining across a canyon.}Voice Over: As the “other guys” were sleeping until noon Johnny Payne was flying across a the Grand Canyon.
{Johnny is seen hitting a pelee kick on a faceless competitor; suicide diving over the ropes, running up a corner turnbuckle, hitting a tornado DDT. A close up shot of Johnny Payne is shown. He has a large smile on his face and holding up both thumbs.}Johnny Payne: I’m Jonny Payne and I approve this message.
{Johnny Payne, coming soon to IWF - brought to you Supporters of Johnny Payne LLC.}{This truly was a back and forth battle, echoing most of the previous matches, only with fewer competitors. In the end The Freakke went for a running Smiledriver, but Phoenix was able to grab hold of the ropes causing Freakke to crash hard to the mat. He rolled over and Phoenix grabbed hold of him, lifting him up into the “New Moon Rising” Powerbomb, hooking the legs and getting the three count, becoming the #1 Contender for the Invictus Championship.}{Cannons shooting jets of water blast high into the air as The Offspring's "Nitro (Youth Energy)" begins to play. A lone blue spotlight appears on-stage as Johnny Gillmen steps in from behind the curtain, sporting aqua blue, olive green, and silver tights with matching boots and tassels and a T-shirt bearing the logo of his alma mater. Carrying his multi-colored surfboard with him, Johnny passes through, high-fiving fans along the way before sliding his longboard underneath the ring and hopping in to wait for his opponent. The camera pans to the commentator's desk, where Terri Morasco and Vasco Dias are joined by deputy COO Joey Leroux.}Terri Morasco: Johnny Gillmen has entered the ring...and Joey Leroux, what are you DOING here?!
Joey Leroux: Mehhhh...what's up, doc? Just teasing a few things, that's all.
{"Happy?" by Mudvayne blasts over the P.A. as the arena goes black. A burst of maniacal laughter is heard throughout the arena as T.K. appears under a green spotlight near the top of the entrance ramp. He slowly makes his way to the ring as he looks around from side to side giving an eerie smile to all those in attendance before climbing up the steel steps and into the ring where he takes his corner and sits down while waiting for the bell to ring.}Vasco Dias: TK Smiles is one bad, bad dude.
[DING!]
{ The man in stripes calls for the bell, prompting the two gentlemen to stare each other down for a moment. Johnny and TK move around the ring, continuing to lock eyes on each other before the latter takes control, nailing Gillmen with a surprise clothesline. The Islander alum bounces right back up...only to wind up on the receiving end on a belly-to-belly suplex; he transitions the maneuver into a hard German suplex. Holding onto Johnny, TK turns him around and smacks him right in the kisser, cackling with glee as the fans boo. }Terri Morasco: That was not necessary...
Joey Leroux: Smile Gillmen...you're on Candid Camera.
{ Johnny, however, isn't all smiles as he's shot toward the ropes; bouncing off the strands, Gillmen is plastered to the deck by a TK-endorsed tilt-a-whirl slam that makes the gallery cringe. The former clown goes for the early pin... }1...!
2...!!
NOPE!!!
{ TK musters a slight scowl, dead-set upon making sure that his opponent was as broken as the American political system. With that in mind, Smiles yanks Gillmen up to a vertical base before taking several steps back toward the ropes; he quickly charges at the ex-Islander, trucking him with a hard spear! Laughing with glee, TK puts the boots to Johnny's ribs--in a methodical, almost deliberate manner--before climbing up to the top buckle. Looking around at the crowd, TK's Joker-esque grin grows wider as he goes flying, hitting a perfect senton. } Terri Morasco: This is getting outta hand!
Vasco Dias: TK's toying with him, that's all.
{ For good measure--not to mention for shits and giggles--TK plants his right foot squarely into Johnny's ass as the bearded man rolls on the canvas! }Joey Leroux: I think Johnny might wind up going in for colorectal surgery real soon...
Terri Morasco: Oh, that's not funny. Shut up!
{ Satisfied with his handiwork, Smiles takes a few moments to watch Gillmen favor his keyster before pulling the latter back to his feet, eventually applying a killer inverted suplex, gator-rolling into a cover... }1...!
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KICKOUT!!!
{ TK stands up pissed, looking down at Johnny as the ex-Islander starts to gather up steam. Smiles pulls Johnny by the hair and fires off a right hand, then another! }Vasco Dias: Smiles wants to hurt Johnny. Badly.
Terri Morasco: You don't say?!
{ Gillmen staggers back toward the ropes as TK looks to land a third right that will almost certainly knock the history major senseless, but Johnny blocks the punch as he springs to life, eventually countering by grabbing the evil clown's nuts! }Terri Morasco: OH, OH!! The Grapefruit Grab!!
Joey Leroux: Somebody better get TK some Cialis. He's gonna have some erectile dysfunction after that!
Vasco Dias: (impersonating George Takei) Oh my...
{ The fans instantly pop to their feet as Johnny has his opponent by the balls; TK's evil smirk fizzles, replaced by a pained expression on his mug as the referee tries to subtly warn the TAMUCC grad about the maneuver. Johnny lets go of the clawhold and goes right to work, sending TK for the ride. Smiles bounces off the ropes and into a perfect dropkick from Johnny, followed up by a sleek second-rope moonsault. Finally, Gillmen musters a loud battle cry before pulling TK to his feet and planting him to the mat, courtesy of a high, arcing German suplex that's turned into a bridge. }1...!
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THR--NO, SIR!!!
{ Johnny keeps on trekking along, pulling the clown to a vertical base before firing off the lefts and rights. Smiles laughs despite getting the shit beat out of him. Johnny shoots his opponent toward the opposite end; TK goes for the ride, eventually winding up on the wrong end of a back bodydrop, causing Smiles to go sailing head over heels and onto the arena floor...where he hits his head firmly on the concrete! Johnny musters a sly, confident smirk on his mug as he watches his rival writhing on the floor, woozy by the impact. The referee immediately steps outside the ring in order to check on TK for any signs of a concussion, giving Gillmen an idea. Without hesitating for a moment, Johnny gets a running start, bouncing off the opposite set of strands before springing off the top rope, applying his wicked shooting star press he calls the High Tide...unfortunately, TK manages to use the zebra-man as a human shield, causing him to take the full brunt of Johnny's high-flying move! }Joey Leroux: WHOA!!!
Vasco Dias: Yeahhh...real smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Terri Morasco: Oh no! Johnny Gillmen didn't see that TK used the referee as a shield, and now the zebra's down and out!
{ The ref lies face-first on the arena floor, unconscious as TK laughs himself silly. But Johnny considers this no laughing matter as he reaches underneath the ring apron for an item. He finds what he's looking for--his m! }Vasco Dias: The hell?! What's he gonna do with a damn surfboard?!
Joey Leroux: Cowabunga!!!
{ But Johnny's not done. Sliding the boogieboard underneath the bottom rope, Gillmen reaches underneath the ring once more, pulling out a white bin! He slides that into the ring as well before turning his attention toward Smiles, shutting him up with a solid forearm smash to the schnozz before throwing back inside. Once back in the ring, Gillmen attempt to apply his trademark Reverse Blast backwards hurracanrana...only to be thwarted when TK turns around and CEMENTS GILLMEN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HARD SIDEWALK SLAM!!! }Terri Morasco: Oy!
Joey Leroux: Talk about bein' plastered...
{ Johnny lies motionless on the deck as TK sees the surfboard and bin alongside each other; sadistically chuckling with delight, TK opens up the white bin...revealing a large stash of BARBED WIRE! }Vasco Dias: Oh, here we go. HERE WE GO!!!
Terri Morasco: Oh dear..
{ With an evil smile from ear to ear, Smiles pulls the barbed wire out of the white bin and wraps it around Johnny Gillmen's surfboard! Eventually, the whole thing is covered from bow to stern in barbed wire...but the referee, knocked for a loop by accident a few minutes ago, slowly manages to make it back into the ring to restore a sense of order into the match! Enraged, Smiles kicks the empty bin and surfboard off to the side in disgust before turning his attention back to Johnny. TK pulls the Islander alum to his feet before applying his dreaded NO LAUGHING MATTER Reverse STO maneuver! TK makes the cover as the still-groggy zebra counts. }1...!
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THREEEEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Terri Morasco: And Johnny just gets the shoulder up!
Vasco Dias: Give the dude credit--he just won't stay down.
{ TK smiles is ANGRY! Standing tall, he pulls the zebra-man to his feet and begins barking at him, a la The Joker from the Batman franchise! The ref stands his ground, pointing two fingers at the pissed-off clown as Gillmen slowly makes his way to his own two feet, using the ropes as a guide. Johnny manages to get back up in the corner, prompting TK to charge at him...but Gillmen rolls out of the way before nailing Smiles with his patented WIPEOUT headscissor-triangle choke combination that has the fans roaring! }Vasco Dias: The Wipeout--yikes!
Joey Leroux: I don't think Smiles will be...smiling...after this!
Terri Morasco: TK's not going anywhere!
{ Yep, Terri's right. TK Smiles, despite being locked into the submission hold, is actually GETTING A THRILL from the pain he's enduring! Unfortunately for him, the pain becomes too much to tolerate as the ex-clown passes out, causing the referee to immediately call for the bell! }[DING-DING-DING!!!]
{ "Nitro (Youth Energy)" begins playing again as the crowd erupts. Johnny lets go of the hold and quickly makes his exit, opting to be humble instead of celebrating. }Alison Valance: Our next match is a No Interference Ladder Match and it's for the Invictus Championship. Per the rules of the match, no one is to escort any of the participants to the ring and should someone interfere in the match, that wrestler will be disqualified and the match will be restarted. In order to win the belt must be pulled down from above the ring.
{The lights dim, and a block "M" Michigan logo appears in the entryway. After a few moments, "Face Everything and Rise" by Papa Roach rips through the arena speakers, and Chris King steps out into the light, wearing a "Property of Michigan Athletics" navy blue shirt and a pair of navy blue long tights with "KINGMAKER" emblazoned on the side in Michigan maize. The "M" in "Maker" is the Michigan block "M".} Alison Valance: The first challenger, hailing from Kalamazoo, Michigan and weighing in tonight at 262 pounds, "The Kingmaker" Chris King!!
{The crowd cheers as King soaks in the crowd before heading down the ramp, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He waits in the corner as the crowd dies down, staring intently at the other side of the ring.}{The arena lights dim to a low hue as a golden spot light shines on the stage, the opening to Trivium's "Villainy Thrives" begins to play as the golden light strobes to the piano. Once the song kicks into gear Zasshu comes exploding out from the stage with a burst of pyro and to boos from the crowd. He lands in a crouched position and looks all around before heading toward the ring.} Alison Valance: And the second challenger, coming by way of Mexico City, Mexico and weighing in at 190 pounds. He's El Futuro Leyenda...Zasshu!!
{Zasshu sprints toward the ring trampoline over the top rope and front flipping before landing on his feet as the crowd boos the member of House of Howlett.}{The lights go black and then the arena is suddenly bathed in gold tinted light. A voice over hits the public address system. “The Crown Prince, The Saviour”. Then as the opening riffs of “A Cut Above” queues up the words “Adidas Presents: Noah Field” flash across the screen. A loud explosion goes off as "A Cut Above" queues up. Noah Field steps into the arena with a smirk on his face. Liz Marsh, Noah's personal interviewer and ring announcer, can be seen standing off to the side waiting to introduce Noah, interrupting Alison Valance.}Liz Marsh: Coming to the ring, standing at 6 feet 1 inch tall and weighing in at an impressively perfect 224 pounds. Hailing from Los Angeles, California. He's The Crown Prince, The Saviour, The True Future, The King Killer. He's the only undefeated wrestler in IWF and your greatest Invictus Champion to ever hold the belt, he is...NOAH FIELD!!!
{Noah makes his way toward the ring while being poured down by the boos of the crowd. As they come to ringside Noah pauses, flips his hair back, making sure it's perfection. Then he climbs up on the apron goes to the turnbuckle where he scales it, holding the Invictus Championship high for all to see. Noah opens up his gold and green hooded cloak/jacket to show his bare stomach and chest and starts runs his hands down his chest to his abs and mouths the words "perfection" before hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring, leaning against the ropes.}Terri Morasco: Are you ready, folks? Three men, after one prize… the Invictus Championship!
Vasco Dias: It’s really just the indy puke and Zasshu playing badly at taking Noah’s title away.
Terri Morasco: You’re such a kiss ass.
Vasco Dias: What? Me? Never!
{As Field hops off the apron he hands the championship belt off to the referee as the hook lowers from the rafters. With all three men in the ring, the referee clasps the belt on the hook and points as it's lifted. Once the belt is hanging above the ring the referee calls for the bell.}{Field stands there, eyeing up his belt hanging above the ring. Chris charges at him, catching him unexpected with a clothesline, sending Field tumbling to the outside of the ring. King turns quickly toward Zasshu only to be met with spinning wheel kick.}{King pops back up to his feet when Zasshu grabs him by the arm and tries to whip him into the ropes. Zasshu hits the ropes, ducks underneath a clothesline from King, hits the opposite rope and then leaps back at King with a hurricanrana, taking the much larger King down to the mat.}{Zasshu goes to the top rope and waits for King to get up. When he does he leaps off at him, but King catches him in the air, then drops him with a sideslam.}Terri Morasco: A lot of back and forth action between the two challengers at this point!
Vasco Dias: One day they’ll have it figured out… they’re just pawns in this game.
{King leans back against the ropes for more power, but when he does Noah grabs his foot from behind and yanks him underneath the bottom rope, then smacks his face into the barrier then hits a dropkick to the back of the knee.}{Field leaves King on the ground as he hops to the apron and watches for Zasshu. As the masked wrestler gets to his feet Noah leaps over his feet and catches Zasshu by the head, spiking him with a hurricane DDT. Then Noah kicks Zasshu under the bottom rope.}{With the ring to himself, Noah rolls out the opposite side that has Zasshu and King and grabs a ladder, slipping it underneath the ropes as he rolls in behind it. Field then sets the ladder up and starts to climb it. But then the crowd starts to cheer as King rolls in the ring unknowingly to Field. He slips himself, back to the ladder, into the the grasp of Field, taking him by the hips. Field hits a few punches to the head, but King ignores it as he powerbombs Field from the ladder to the canvas.}Terri Morasco: My goodness!
Vasco Dias: I hope Noah is alright...
{King notices Zasshu coming back into the ring. He shuffles his feet and lands a superkick to the jaw of Zasshu, dropping the former champion. Then King grabs Zasshu by the head, helping him to his feet. He shoots him into the corner with such force that Zasshu falls to his backside. King grabs Field by the hair and lifts up the champ and shoots him to the opposite corner, Field hitting hard enough he too falls to a sitting position}{King looks to both corners and then holds up his arm and slaps his chest, getting the cheers of the crowd. Then he charges full steam ahead and nails a cannonball on Zasshu. King gets up and turns toward Field, pointing and the crowd continues to roar. Then he dashes at Field and slams into him with a cannonball as well.}{King pulls Field out of the corner. Then in mode of pure mocking, feeding off the energy of the crowd, he puts Noah down with a Russian Leg Sweep and then he hops to the middle rope. Then a show of pure agility and nimbleness for a man his size, he hits a backflip legdrop.}Terri Morasco: That was Summer’s Eve! Chris King just hit Noah Field with Summer’s Eve!
Vasco Dias: The epitome of disrespect!
{During this exchange Zasshu had gotten his wits about him and grabbed one of the smaller ladders from outside the ring and set it up. Just as King has hit Summer's Eve on Field, Zasshu has reached the top of the ladder. Just as King gets back to his feet and turns Zasshu takes to the air, nailing a split legged moonsault on a standing Chris King.}Vasco Dias: And Zasshu delivers the World’s Best Moonsault to King!
Terri Morasco: The tide may be turning!
{Zasshu then shoots King into the ropes. He hits one of the ropes to the side, and then as the two are about to collide Zasshu hits an impressive hurricanrana.}{Zasshu grabs the ladder and sets it up in the ring. He starts to climb the ladder rung by rung. Then he notices King starting to get back up. That's when Zasshu leaps from the ladder with a crossbody, taking down the Kingslayer.}{Zasshu kips up to his feet, but that's when he's nailed from behind with the ladder, dropping him to the ground. Field rams the ladder into his spine hard as Zasshu buckles. Then Field drops the ladder on him.}Terri Morasco: Did you hear that crunch?
Vasco Dias: Our champion and saviour showing off his vicious side!
{Field turns to King, who's starting to stir. He grabs the other ladder and just as King is standing up he jabs it into his ribs, doubling him over. Then Noah drops the ladder, grabs the head of King, and hits a flowing DDT on King, driving him head first into the ladder.}{Noah rolls out of the ring and then starts tossing in an array of ladders and chairs into the ring. When the champ finally rolls back he stalks his way over to Zasshu. He pulls up the masked wrestler, who quickly counters with a shin kick followed by another and another. Noah swings with a wild clothesline, but Zasshu manages to get out of the way with a spinning wheel kick.}{Zasshu then grabs a chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He whips himself into the ropes, runs to the chair, steps into it and then leaps, getting great hang time as he hits a drop kick to the head of Noah, flipping him over the top rope to the outside.}Terri Morasco: MY GOD! What a move!
Vasco Dias: Not the face!
{Zasshu watches as Noah stumbles to his feet outside the ring. Then he runs to the back rope, ricochets off and then dives over the top rope taking out Field. Zasshu immediately goes back to the ring and grabs a ladder, setting it up. He starts to scale it, getting closer and closer to the top. That's when King pushes the other end of the ladder, tipping it over. But things don't go as planned. Zasshu, in a very impressive passion, somehow manages to distances himself from the falling ladder midair, hit the top rope with both feet and then leap off. However, King catches him mid-air, and somehow manages to transition it into a package fallaway powerbomb.}{The crowd breaks out in chants.}Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Terri Morasco: KING’S LANDING! King’s Landing on Zasshu!
Vasco Dias: Please don’t tell me the indy puke is getting ahead here!
{King grabs Zasshu and tosses him through the ropes. Then he sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring and takes his turn climbing the ladder. King finally gets to the top rung and reaches out, touching the title with his right hand as he starts to unclasp it. Then he's suddenly slammed across the back with a steel chair by Field. Field hits him a second time, and then takes him on his shoulders, and nails him with an Olympic Slam onto one of the main ladders lying in the center of the ring.}Vasco Dias: Honour Killing on King!
Terri Morasco: What a thunderous move!
{Field drags King over near the ropes. Then Field ducks between the ropes to the outside. He lifts the apron and spends a few second rummaging beneath the ring before he finally pulls something out, hiding it in his hands. He takes the first of the two objects and shoves it down his wrestling pants. Then with his free hand he grabs the hand of King and that's when it becomes apparent what Noah has: handcuffs. He cuffs King's hand to the bottom rope.}{Noah then moves to the other side of the ring.}Vasco Dias: Brilliant!
Terri Morasco: Oh please… not like this. Anything but this!
{Field slips into the ring and hurries past King toward Zasshu, who's starting to stir. Noah grabs one of the chairs and slams it down on Zasshu, making sure he has time to what he has to do. Then he grabs Zasshu by the hand and handcuffs him to the bottom rope on the opposite side of the ring.}{With both men going nowhere Noah can't help but to smirk. He moves toward the center of the ring and takes an arrogant bow to the crowd, drawing more ire than he had already. Then Noah sets up the ladder and rung by rung he climbs it. Once he reaches the top he unclasps the belt as the referee calls for the bell.}{Noah takes a seat at the top of the ladder while "A Cut Above" queues up. He hugs the title, then looks at it a long moment. He gives his own reflection on the plate a kiss and then holds the belt up in victory.}----------------------------------------------------------
SEGMENT
”Johnny Payne Episode 2”
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{Different shots of the city of Denver are shown flashing across the screen, everything from parks, to beautiful buildings, to shots of the mountains, athletic stadiums.}Voice Over: Welcome to Denver, Colorado - Mile High City. Home to Denver Museum of Nature and Science, and the Denver Art Museum.
{Aerial shots of both buildings are shown.}Voice Over: Come visit Elitch Gardens Theme Park, the Denver Zoo, and Downtown Aquarium.
{Front shots of each location flash across the screen.}Voice Over: While you’re here, don’t miss Denver Botanic Garden, hike Dinosaur Ridge, or take in the view at Barr Lake State Park.
{Fly by shots of all three attractions are shown.}Voice Over: And before you leave, be sure to stop by Johnny’s Treats N Stuff. Where you can be enriched by Johnny’s world famous Sweet Leaf Brownies. Or his Amsterdam Grape Lollipops. Or try his award winning “Johnny Gold Chocolate Bar” that High Times magazine gave six out of five stars and said “would change the landscape of legalized marijuana snacks.”
{A montage of the many legal products at Johnny’s Treats N Stuff float across the screen. Then Johnny Payne appears on the screen with a huge smile, holding up both his thumbs.}Johnny Payne: I’m Johnny Payne, and I approve this message.
{Johnny Payne, coming soon to IWF - brought to you Supporters of Johnny Payne LLC.} Terri Morasco: This next match up is a terrific display of abuse of power. Steve Awesome takes on The Redneck Renegades with one arm tied behind his back.
Vasco Dias: I think Steve is getting everything he deserves tonight. Don't cross your boss.
Terri Morasco: Oh please.
{"DJ Khaled! All I do is win win win no matter what" All I do is Win by DJ Khaled featuring T-Pain, Ludacris, Rick Ross and Snoop Dog comes on over the P.A. system as the lights dim and the Redneck Renegades logo shows on the tron, "Got money on my mind can never get a enough" Will comes storming out doing a somewhat two step as he goes to the edge of the stage waving his hands up in the air dancing around flashing his grill at the fans, Chris comes out more controlled and posed, he stands at the center of the entrance way with a towel in is hand, they are wearing matching baggy shorts with the confederate flag pattern on them and black knee pads, will has on more traditional style wrestling boot's while Chris has kick pad's covering his with matching confederate flag pattern on them. Both of them wearing the KIWA World Tag Team belts proudly.
"Hailing from Atlanta Georgia weighting in tonight at a combined weight of four hundred and five pounds, Your K.I.W.A World Tag Team Champions, Will and Chris Fenell, The Redneck Reeeeeeeeeenegades!"
With that announcement red white and blue pyro go shooting off up from the stage towards the ring into the sky Chris cracks his neck as he makes his way down the ramp slowly, Will follows dancing behind him slapping hands with fans here and there, sometimes faking that he's going to slap a hand then moves his head to fix his "hair" then just grins and slaps the hands. Chris climbs the stairs to the ring as Will slides in, Chris wipes the top of his head with his towel as Will goes to the far turnbuckle and stands on the 2nd rope looking around to the crowd he's waving his hands up and down trying to get the crowd hyped up into the song. "And every time I step up in the building Everybody hands go UP" Both Chris and Will toss their hands up in the air with their RR Rally Towels in hand swinging them around their head, "And they stay there, and they stay there And they stay there" The start waving the towels up and down "up down up down up down Cause all I do is WIN, WIN, WIN And if you goin in put yo' hands in the air, make 'em stay there!" Will drops down to the ring as Chris tosses his towel into the crowd, Will bends low sitting like a catcher behind home plate but with his arms resting on his legs as Chris paces back and forth in front of him both of them with their game face's on.}Terri Morasco: And here are the KIWA Tag Team champions.
Vasco Dias: Those belts should be recognized by IWF officially Terri. The Renegades make the best champions.
Terri Morasco: Oh please.
{All the lights in the arena die out and the fans in attendance start chanting
his name.
"AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME! AWE-SOME!"
Dramatic Pause.
"REGRETS I'VE GOT MINE............!"
All of a sudden "Full of Regrets" comes bursting out of the speakers
like a shotgun as Steve Awesome steps out onto the stage. He walks down to the ring and stands on the ramp to do his pose but there are no lights or pyro or cool wind effects. Steve just shakes his head and climbs into the ring.}Terri Morasco: Well lets get “The Punishment of Steve Awesome” on with it then.
Vasco Dias: This is a learning experience, Terri. Steve Awesome has to learn who calls the shots.
Suddenly, Jekyle and Hyde by Five Finger Death Punch begins to play as Rob Diamond walks down to the ring holding the rope to be used to tie Steve's arm behind his back. Rob grins like the devil himself as he hands it to the ref and then joins commetary.
Terri Morasco: Well now the referee is making sure Steve's right arm is tied tightly behind his back. All thanks to Rob Diamond and the House of Howlett.
Vasco Dias: Yes, thank you Rob for this match.
Rob Diamond: Your welcome. I can't take all the credit for this one though, Steve Awesome opened his stupid mouth a few weeks ago and proclaimed that he could do this. Time to back up his big mouth.
Terri Morasco: There's the bell and just like the pitbull that he is, Will Fennel goes for that exposed right shoulder of Steve Awesome with viscous clubbing blows. OH! And he follows it up with a snap back suplex!
Vasco Dias: HA! The great “face of the franchise” just got dumped on the back of his head in the opening minute of this match.
Rob Diamond: It's almost as if he's having a hard time defending himself.
{Steve Awesome shakes off the cobwebs and pulls himself back to his feet. Will Fennel is talking trash but Steve doesn't back down and squares up with the redneck with one arm. Will laughs a little bit and walks into a left jab that dazes him a little bit, Will steps into another left jab that stings a little harder then the first and then Steve goes for an irish whip but on the return Will Fennel crosses him over basketball style to the right side and when Steve spins around to meet him Will cracks him with a stiff sounding elbow to the jaw. Will follows it up with a super quick brain buster and hooks the leg. But Steve manages to get the shoulder up right before two.}Vasco Dias: Did you see that smooth cross over Rob? The Redneck Renegades were a good choice.
Rob Diamond: These guys are a great couple of hands. Did you see the way Will Fennel took advantage of Steve's open right side.
Terri Morasco: Will Fennel utilizing his tag team knowledge and tags in his brother Chris, who is the cruiserweight of the team.
{Chris Fennel comes in and ducks under Steve's clothesline attempt and takes him over with a headscissors. Steve goes flying toward the ropes and gets up as quick as he can only to be met with a drop kick to the face. Steve goes stumbling backward into the ropes and Chris Fennel goes for another hurricane rana but Steve shows off a bit of strength and manages to stop the speed demon on his tracks in the power bomb position. Awesome takes a few steps forward to get some momentum but Chris Fennel smashes the point of his elbow into Steve's forehead and while Steve is shaken, chris readjusts his position and goes for a beautiful executed sunset flip powerbomb and Steve's head looks like it bounces off the mat badly. Chris holds for the pin. 1.....2.....but Steve manages to kick out somehow even with one arm. Chris rolls backward and to his feet and runs to the ropes and as Steve sits up he eats a front dropkick to the face for his troubles. And just for his trouble Chris runs to the ropes again and comes back with a big drop kick to the exposed right shoulder of Steve who yells out in pain. And then tags in Will.}Terri Morasco: Both rednecks taking hard shots at Steve's right shoulder. I do believe he has had a history of problems with that shoulder.
Rob Diamond: The Redneck Renegades are hunters, Terri. Exploiting the weaknesses of there prey. I like it.
Terri Morasco: Sort of like how you nailed Kathy Conway in the face with a fist full of democracy last week?
Rob Diamond: She deserved it. She swung at me first I was just defending myself.
Vasco Dias: YEAH!
Terri Morasco: Oh please. Will Fennel now the legal man and he is stalking Steve Awesome who just hasn't been able to get into this match up.
Vasco Dias: Don't even blame this on his arm being tied behind his back Terri. Steve Awesome would have been outclassed by the Redneck Renegades even if he had four arms!
Rob Diamond: Look at how pathetic he is! Trying to use the ropes to help pull himself up.
{Will Fennel strikes Steve with an open handed chop to the face and Steve takes the shot but stays standing up. Will goes for another hard shot and Steve stumbles back and bounces off the ropes but on the return Steve comes from out of nowhere with a huge JAWBREAKER Superkick! Will crumbles to the mat and Steve goes for a cover!}Terri Morasco: Could it be! Upset!!!
Rob Diamond: Get the hell up Will!
Vasco Dias: OH NO!
{Will manages to get the shoulder up in time but Steve Awesome is up to his feet and feeling it now. He is getting fired up and as Will gets up to his feet he gets smashed by a few shots from Steve Awesome. Then an armdrag and then a hip toss with the free left arm and then he manages to hoist Will up on his shoulders for a SteveKO but Will Fennel elbows out of it and he goes to the corner where Chris Fennel makes the blind tag. But Steve doesn't see it and keeps fighting Will. He whips him out of the corner and toward the ropes and they both go tumbling over the top rope. As Chris steps into the ring he notices what happened and gets that crazy look in his eye.}Vasco Dias: Oh no what's he thinking?
Rob Diamond: Obligatory cruiser weight plancha?
Terri Morasco: Chris Fennel! SHOOTING STAR PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Rob Diamond: Holy shit dude!
Vasco Dias: That got ALL of Steve Awesome right there!!!
{Chris Fennel gets up to his feet. Adrenaline is rushing as he absorbs the cheers and that's when he notices the hot blonde in the front row. He starts flirting with her and soon Will is up and talking to her friend.}Terri Morasco: Looks like the boys are a little distracted.
Rob Diamond: Hey! This is keep your head in the game.
Vasco Dias: Pay attention!!!
{Steve Awesome gets up to his feet and spots the brothers distracted and he runs over to attack them but before he does Steve spots the hot girls in the front row and stops to spit some game of his own!}Terri Morasco: Oh for the love....
Rob Diamond: This is ridiculous.
Vasco Dias: Those girls are really hot.
Rob Diamond: Shut up Vasco.
{Suddenly Will Fennel snaps out of it as the ref count is at six. He remembers he's in a match against Steve Awesome and clobbers him in the mouth with right hand and then slams him shoulder first into the steel pole and then one good time into the steel steps and then drags Steve into the ring before the ref counts them out. Chris who is the legal man goes for the cover.}Vasco Dias: That has to be it for Steve Awesome.
Terri Morasco: He has taken a lot of damage tonight. I hope your happy Rob.
Rob Diamond: I just hope Steve learned his lesson. This whole experience has hurt me more then it's hurt him I'm sure.
Terri Morasco: Wait, Steve kicked out! He kicked out! He's still in this!
Vasco Dias: How!?
Rob Diamond: Damn that bastard is tough to kill! No matter, The Rednecks are just going to finish him off eventually.
{The brothers Fennel talk about a game plan in the corner while Steve lays on the mat trying come up with a plan of his own. Anything he could do to gain some momentum. When suddenly Brotherhood of Man by Motorhead begins to play over the speakers!}Terri Morasco: IT'S THE ACE! The Ace is here to save Steve Awesome!
{The crowd start chanting “Smo-kin-Aces” as Ace walks to the ring but then starts walking around to ringside where commentary is.}Terri Morasco: Wait....
Vasco Dias: umm...Rob you better watch-
{Before Rob can do anything the Ace is already at ringside pummeling Rob Diamond in the chair. He then takes a step back and runs up on Rob with a big boot to the face and Rob flips back in his chair and down to the floor out cold. The Ace talks to Rob and the announcer headset picks it up.}The Ace: Never touch my wife again sunshine. Is that clear?
{The Ace stands up and looks back at the ring where The Redneck Renegades and Steve Awesome are just watching on, just as surprised as everyone else. Steve smiles at Ace who simply points behind Steve at the rednecks and starts walking away.}{Steve spins around just as Will Fennel comes running at steve but Steve ducks and pulls the top rope down with his free arm and Will tumbles over it. Chris comes running in and Steve fires off a Jawbreaker super kick that hits the button and Steve goes for the pin
1...2......3!!!!}Terri Morasco: Steve did it! Steve just beat the Redneck Renegades with one arm tied behind his back!
Vasco Dias: And Rob Diamond is out cold next to us.
Terri Morasco: and this crowd wont stop chanting Smokin Aces now! Do you think we just saw them reunite?
Vasco Dias: I certainly hope not! But Rob sure will be angry when he wakes up.
Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Diamonds Invitational for the IWF Diamonds Championship! Any and all Diamonds from the past, the present, and new signees are eligible, other than the new Shieldmaiden...Crystal Millar. That said, let’s go over the rules.
The first two competitors will enter, and every 2 mins after, another participant will enter the match until all participants have entered. Once that has occurred, I will announce that the competitors are free to ascend the ladder and attempt to grab the championship. With that in mind...let’s find out who the first competitor is…
{The lights go out completely, before the opening guitar riff causes blue strobe lights to pulse in time with it. A few moments pass before the lyrics to "No Color" by Otep begin, the blue strobe lights provide just enough illumination for us to see the purple coloured smoke slowly gathering to cloud the entranceway.
Eternity emerges from within the cloud of colourful smoke. There is a mixed reaction from the adults, but the children seem to fear the shadowy woman who is wearing a black hat and a veil with her head bowed as she seems to lightly bounce halfway down the ramp.
She stops in the middle of the ramp and takes a bow, taking her veiled black hat off and posing with it in her outstretched arms. She continues her journey down the ramp, skipping and carrying her hat in her right hand. She slides under the bottom rope into the ring and when she reaches the centre, she transitions into a skip, over to the turnbuckle where she hangs her hat on a ringpost, patting it.
She then skips to the middle of the ring and falls to her knees, keeping her head bowed for a moment and her eyes closed. she tilts her head back and slowly opens her eyes to the heavens. This gesture now triggers the lights to slowly be raised back up to normal levels as her music starts also to fade away.}Alison Valance: She’s from “The Other Side”, and is the reigning Diamonds Champion...EEEEETERNITY!
Terri Morasco: Eternity with a long road in front of her to retain that championship and set the record.
Vasco Dias: Good...I hope she doesn’t. Her and that creepy face paint...have I mentioned I don’t like clowns?
Terri Morasco: She’s not…
Vasco Dias: SHE WEARS FACE PAINT...CLOSE ENOUGH!
Alison Valance: And let us find out the second participant…
{Smile by Avril Lavgine begins to blast all over the speakers and as it does we are treated to Jennifer Williams emerging from behind the curtain. She grins as she bounces out clapping the hands of the fans that are cheering her on. Jenny quickly slides in the ring. She slowly walks to a turnbuckle where she lifts one foot over it. She seductively moves her body to the side before throwing her arms up in the air pulling herself away. She takes her hate breeder t shirt off and throws it into the crowd as she bounces around bubbly waiting for her opponent.}Alison Valance: From Long Island, New York...JENNIFER...WILLIAMS!
Terri Morasco: Here’s a bubbly surprise Vasco!
Vasco Dias: Indeed it is. We haven’t seen Jenny in quite some time. I’m sure she’s not the only surprise here tonight.
Terri Morasco: So Eternity and Jenny Williams will face off here to start the match. As Alison said, every two minutes a new competitor will enter, and only then will the Diamonds be able to make attempts at the Diamonds Title hanging high overhead.
{The bell rings and Eternity continues sitting in the corner as Jenny hypes up the crowd. They start to cheer as she turns to Eternity and yells “COME ON!”.}Terri Morasco: Jenny is pumped up!
Vasco Dias: That might be so, but Eternity is being her usually creepy self.
{Eternity continues to sit until Jenny takes a couple of steps toward her to which she reaches up and pulls herself out of the corner into a standing position. Jenny looks intimidated at first, perhaps ring rust as the two lock up, Eternity using her slight weight advantage to spin the situation in her favor, turning Jenny into the corner before stroking Jenny’s hair, causing Jenny to grow angry, shoving Eternity toward the center of the ring.}Vasco Dias: Damn mind games by Eternity.
Terri Morasco: She doesn’t look like she’s taking too kindly to being shoved.
{Eternity lunges forward with a forearm strike to the face of Jenny rocking her back into the corner before hammering away on her with right hands until she’s in a seated position before backing up and charging the returning Diamond, driving her knee right into her face. Jenny goes limp and rolls out of the ring, Eternity following as the two minute countdown clock continues on one of the big screens atop the stage. Eternity grabs hold of Jenny and beals her into the barricade, sending the bubbly sensation crashing hard, crying out in pain as she holds her lower back.
The countdown meanwhile has hit ten seconds as the crowd counts along…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
A buzzer goes off and “Apex Predator” by Otep goes off on the speakers, and Eva Broussard stands at the top of the stage.}Alison Valance: From New Orleans, Louisiana...weighing 140 pounds...EVA...BROOOOUSARD!!!
{Eva runs down to the ring and around it, heading toward Eternity who is lifting Jenny to her feet, but Eva comes charging in, clubbing Eternity over the head with a Double Axe Handle, sending her crashing into the barricade herself as Eva then proceeds to stomp away at the Diamonds Champion, giving Jenny some much needed time to catch her breath.}Terri Morasco: Eva Broussard called out whoever the Shieldmaiden was after tonight, but she’s come out on fire, taking out the Diamonds Champion.
Vasco Dias: This girl has talent...if she could focus...she could go far.
{Eva grabs hold of Eternity and rolls her into the ring, following her in where the Diamonds Champion is waiting, lunging forward, hitting Eva in the back with a hard Axe Handle of her own. Eternity then grabs Eva by the hair, pulling the newer Diamond to her feet before underhooking her arms and hitting her with a “Paul Bearer Suplex” (Her version of a Butterfly Suplex). She gets up and admires her handywork with that sadistic smile on her face.}Terri Morasco: Eternity’s in control.
Vasco Dias: And worse off...she knows it…
{She takes a few steps toward Eva, but from behind, is taken down by Jenny Williams and a Bulldog, face first into the canvas. Jenny pulls Eternity back up and snaps her up and over with a Snap Suplex, before egging on the crowd who cheer for her.}Terri Morasco: Nice to see Jenny hasn’t lost her touch.
Vasco Dias: A few moves is great...she needs to eventually climb that ladder and grab the belt...once she’s allowed that is.
{The countdown starts again, causing Jenny to look up toward the stage.
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off again as "What Have You Done" by Within Temptation begins to blare over the speakers the crowd cheering at the Diamond from long ago. She walks down the aisle with a cute smile and red streaks in her hair as she heads to the ring, she's announced by Alison.}Alison Valance: From Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 112 pounds, ASHLEY...MASTRANGELO!
{Ashley heads down to the ring.}Terri Morasco: Another surprise here tonight in the form of Ashley Mastrangelo!
Vasco Dias: She’s a former Ruby Champion, and the last time she was on television, she beat a former Shieldmaiden at Open Fight Night in Kayla Richards!
{Ashley enters the ring and stares down Jenny who has a smile on her face.}Terri Morasco: Two of the possible returning stars are staring one another down in the center of the ring.
Vasco Dias: And now that ring is starting to fill up with four Diamonds inside it. How many could there be in this thing?
Terri Morasco: Your guess is as good as mine.
{The two shake hands in the center of the ring, but before anything can happen, Eternity nails Jenny from behind and Eva clubs Ashley in the back of the head, stumbling her into the ropes. Eva goes to strike Ashley now that she’s turned around, but Ashley blocks and hits Eva with a few forearms of her own, backing the Cajun Beauty into the ropes before shooting her to the far side. Upon return Eva swings wildly, hoping to connect with a Clothesline, but the former Ruby Champion ducks, and as Eva turns around, Ashley hits her with a CUTTER!}Terri Morasco: Ashley, regaining her footing and dropping Eva like a bad habit with that Cutter.
Vasco Dias: Eva’s down, but on the other side, Eternity has Jenny in trouble.
{Eternity has her foot planted across the throat of Jenny in the corner before she’s spun around by Ashley. Eternity goes to take her out with a Clothesline but Ashley evades it and as Eternity turns, she’s dropped with a “Forget About It Superkick”!}Terri Morasco: Just like that, Ashley has taken control of this thing.
{Ashley helps Jenny to her feet and the two stare at one another again, this time, able to trade shots after shaking hands, neither one really getting the better of the other as the countdown begins again from the crowd…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off and the arena is filled with the sound of “Brick by Boring Brick” by Paramore as Shea O’Hara steps out onto the stage to a roaring ovation.}Terri Morasco: A former Shieldmaiden in Shea O’Hara!
Vasco Dias: And look at her fly down to the ring!
{Shea enters and it’s right as Jenny gets the better of Ashley, taking her down with a hard right hand. Shea flies in and nails her with a lunging Clothesline, and another, and another, taking the returning Diamond out of the ring and to the floor before turning to Ashley who jumps forward with another “Forget About It Superkick” but Shea ducks and as Ashley turns around, hits her with a Pele Kick to the side of the head, taking the Italian Princess down. Shea’s fired up and yells to the crowd who roar in response.}Terri Morasco: Shea is all sorts of fired up here tonight, looking to make a huuuuge statement.
Vasco Dias: That’s about to be derailed...
{Shea turns around and right into a “Fallen Angel” Flying Clothesline from the Diamonds Champion herself. Meanwhile, with the other Diamonds seemingly down or recouping, Jenny is the first to grab a ladder and slide it into the ring, much to the crowds approval.}Vasco Dias: Here comes the hardware!
Terri Morasco: Jenny with the ladder, and there’s already five participants...this could get violent…
{Eternity is to her feet as Jenny gets to hers with the ladder in hand, and she rams it into the Diamonds Champion taking her down to the outside under the bottom rope. Eva comes in and grabs one end of the ladder and the two start playing tug of war as Shea gets to her feet. Both women notice and run forward, taking Shea out with the center of the ladder. Ashley is up to much the same treatment. The two tug again, and it’s Eva getting the upper hand, as the two twirled in the ring a bit. Eva lets go as Jenny pulls, the ladder’s momentum sends Jenny crashing into the corner as she’s hit with the ladder. Eva runs forward and Baseball slides the last rung of the ladder, pushing up into the jaw of Jenny who drops down into a seated position, seemingly out cold. Eva grabs the ladder as another countdown begins…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off…}Terri Morasco: Who is it?
Vasco Dias: Shut up and you’ll find out woman!
{“From the Pinnacle of the Pit” by Ghost hits the speakers and out onto the stage is newcomer, Helena Sawyer.}Terri Morasco: This is Helena Sawyer!
Vasco Dias: Another creepy looking chick...great.
Terri Morasco: She does call herself the Daughter of Misery.
Alison Valance: From Amityville, New York, weighing 151 pounds...HELENA...SAAAAAWYER!
{Helena slowly and methodically walks down the entrance way as Eva turns and throws the aluminum ladder over the ropes in her direction, but Helena watches as the ladder hits in front of her and bounces away. She tilts her head as she stares at Eva who screams something at her before making a beeline for the ring. Eva drops down with an axe handle and starts hammering away at the newest Diamond who slowly gets to her feet, fighting off the glancing blows before striking back with a fury of right hands to the face, rocking the beauty from New Orleans…}Terri Morasco: What shots from Helena.
Vasco Dias: She took a pounding, and now she’s weathered the storm.
{Helena rocks Eva into the corner before grabbing her by the arm and whipping her hard into the opposite corner, a whiplash effect surely felt before Helena charges in with a high running knee to the face of Eva. The Bayou Beauty stumbles out of the corner where Helena kicks her in the gut and locks her up, sending her up and over with a Butterfly Suplex, popping back up to her feet before letting out a primal scream!}Terri Morasco: The newcomer with some moves and strikes that will be sure to rock the Diamonds Division in the near future...if not tonight.
Vasco Dias: She took out Eva quickly there.
{Eternity is to her feet and the two painted face warriors stand off in the center of the ring, each looking peculiarly at the other as the crowd starts revving up in excitement. Helena makes a gesture at her waist for the title and Eternity simply starts laughing before she gets hit with a right hand by IWF’s newest acquisition. Eternity fire back, and the two go at it, the Diamonds Champion finally catching the advantage with a knee to the stomach before sending Helena to the far side and as she returns, goes for a “Ashes to Ashes” Tilt-a-Whirl Slam, but the newcomer is able to land on her feet, and as she looks up sprays the “Blood Mist” into the face of Eternity who is stunned, and temporarily blinded!}Terri Morasco: Eternity can’t see!
Vasco Dias: If she can’t see, she can’t grab the belt...great move by this new Diamond.
{Eternity swings wildly in an attempt to defend herself but Helena ducks and snaps off a German Suplex with a release, folding Eternity up like an accordion.}Terri Morasco: The newcomer has taken this place by storm!
Vasco Dias: I’m sure there’s plenty of entrants to come…
{Speaking of, the countdown starts again…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off and “Over You” by Girlicious starts to play, Sara Garcia stepping out onto the stage, twirling to the boos of the crowd..}Terri Morasco: One half of the Garcias is now in this thing.
Vasco Dias: Finally, not another painted up freak.
Alison Valance: From San Diego, California, weighing in at 135 pounds...SARA GARCIAAAA!!!
{Sara makes her way down to the ring as Helena just stares in her direction, unaware that behind her is Ashley Mastrangelo who shoots herself onto the top rope and lunges forward, taking Helena down with the “Beginning of the End” Springboard Clothesline!}Terri Morasco: That’s one way to squash the momentum!
Vasco Dias: This should be interesting.
{Sara slides into the ring and her and Ashley are now in each other’s face with Sara slapping Ashley across the face, an “OOOOH” coming from the crowd, which is quickly repeated as Ashley slaps Sara right back. Sara though, turns right into a Knockout Kiss Standing Sidekick that levels Ashley.}Terri Morasco: That was a kick!
Vasco Dias: Sara telling Ashley that this is her time now.
{Sara turns and Shea is there with a shot to the face that sends the Garcia Twin into the ropes. She shoots her to the far side and ducks down for a Back Body Drop with Sara stopping in her tracks and kicking Shea in the face, standing her straight up before kicking her in the gut and dropping her with an old school Piledriver right on her head!}Terri Morasco: PILEDRIVER!
Vasco Dias: That move maybe outlawed other places, but not in the home of the greatest wrestling in the world!
{Sara is up to her feet and Jenny is sliding a ladder into the ring again.}Terri Morasco: Jenny really likes those ladders.
Vasco Dias: Yeah, but she slid it right to Sara.
{Sara grabs the ladder and drops it on Jenny as she’s sliding into the ring. Jenny collapses on her stomach before Sara rolls her between the ladder, grabbing it by the foot and sandwiching one of the returning Diamonds by slamming the ladder together, crushing Jenny between it!}Terri Morasco: The agony on Jenny’s face could be seen by a blind man!
Vasco Dias: There’s no way that doesn’t leave a mark.
{Sara does it again, this time Jenny grimaces as she rolls out of the ladder and all the way to the floor. Sara goes to pick up the ladder, but Eternity is now up again, grabbing hold of Sara and hitting her with the “Sudden Death” (Glam Slam) ON THE LADDER!}Vasco Dias: THE FACE!
Terri Morasco: And just like that, it seems everyone is on an even playing field with Eternity a slight edge as she pulls herself with the ropes.
{Eternity is on a knee as the countdown begins again…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer...annnnd....there’s no music...Sarah Jade Wilson appears on the stage to a chorus of boos that are rather unflattering. She makes her way to the ring as Alison announces her.}Alison Valance: From San Francisco, California, weighing in at 124 pounds...SARAH...JADE...WILSON!
Terri Morasco: The 2016 Heiress to the Throne!
Vasco Dias: Oh crap...we have to hear her open her mouth about sexism and all that garbage?
Terri Morasco: She’s here to compete I would assume…
Vasco Dias: Good...no talking.
{Sarah slides into the ring as Eternity stands up.}Terri Morasco: These two had a battle over the Diamonds Title a bit back.
Vasco Dias: Yeah, and other than a debate, I feel like we haven’t seen SJW back since.
{SJW is spewing off some words, pointing out to the masses, then looks to be admonishing Eternity who simply shakes her head before punching SJW right in the face. SJW seems shocked as she turns away holding her jaw while leaning on the ropes. Eternity comes in, looking to clear SJW out of the ring with a Clothesline, but SJW grabs the rope and pulls it down, low bridging Eternity who lands on the outside with a thud. SJW holds her hands out as the crowd shows their disapproval.
Eva Broussard is back in and she grabs SJW from behind and throws her into the ropes and looks for a hard Clothesline on the return but SJW ducks it and heads for the ropes, and as Eva turns around she’s leveled by a devastating Clothesline that SJW calls the “Int-Her-Sectionality”!}Terri Morasco: She just took Eva out of commission!
Vasco Dias: That was a hard hit on a bigger girl...and it was almost as if it didn’t even matter.
{SJW gets to her feet and bows for the crowd but is quickly slung through the ropes by Jenny Williams! SJW is quick to her feet as Jenny charges, looking for what looks like a Baseball Slide, but wraps her legs around the neck of SJW and slinging her into the ring post with a Sliding Hurricanrana!}Terri Morasco: Innovative maneuver by Jenny Williams!
Vasco Dias: She is married to a Famularo...innovation runs through that family like a river into a lake.
{Jenny jumps up and celebrates to the crowds approval, but it is short lived as the countdown begins again…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer…
And “I’m Shipping Up To Boston” plays with Fiona McFly coming out to the stage with a whip in hand…}Vasco Dias: This can’t be good…
Terri Morasco: Fiona McFly...the Iron Maiden of 2016!
Alison Valance: From Arlington, Texas...FIONA...MCFLY!
{Fiona dashes down to the ring and slides inside, a down Sara Garcia, still suffering from the move on the ladder is holding her chest as Fiona ties the whip around her legs.}Vasco Dias: What the hell is she doing?
Terri Morasco: Sara can’t climb if her legs are tied together…
{Fiona finishes the tie and holds her hands out for the crowd who cheer and some laugh. Sara starts to squirm her legs around, realizing what a disadvantage that can be. Meanwhile, Jenny slides back into the ring and Fiona sees this, and gets the upper hand with a few stomps before picking Jenny up to her feet and hitting her with a Russian Leg Sweep!
As she gets up, she sees Ashley getting to her feet and takes her down with a Clothesline. She then sees Shea getting up and takes her down too! She repeats the process on Helena, and Eva, and then comes back to Jenny, grabbing her by the head, and looking for the “Sending Off” but Jenny pushes her into the arms of Eternity who hits the “Ashes to Ashes” Tilt-a-Whirl Slam she was attempting earlier.}Terri Morasco: Eternity, striking out of nowhere.
Vasco Dias: She likes sneaking up on people.
{Eternity gets to her feet, and Jenny charges in, running and leaping in the air with a Tornado DDT on the champion! Everyone is down, trying to catch their breath and recoup.}Terri Morasco: These women are laying it all on the line here!
Vasco Dias: There’s a reason we have the best Women’s Division in all of wrestling!
{The crowd starts chanting “THIS IS AWESOME!” as Jenny pulls herself up with the ropes. On the outside are Eva, Shea, and Helena...slowly getting up. Jenny runs to the ropes and lunges out, through the ropes, taking out all three of them! Ashley meanwhile is climbing the turnbuckle as the four women on the outside slowly get to their feet. She raises her arms in the air in tribute, and as they turn around, she lunges off into the fray, a “HOLY SHIT!” chant busting out throughout the crowd!}Terri Morasco: This is what this means to these women!
Vasco Dias: They’ll do anything to come down with that belt!
{In the ring, Sara Garcia becomes free of the whip as Fiona is getting to her feet. Sara triples the whip over, then lashes Fiona across the back with her own weapon! Fiona screams out in pain as Sara hits her twice more before throwing the whip out of the ring at ringside! Sara then grabs Fiona by the hair and waistband and sends her through the ropes into the group on the outside! Sara then turns and heads for the ropes, lunging through them and taking out the few that weren’t taken out by Fiona!}Terri Morasco: This is hectic to say the least!
Vasco Dias: What the hell is Eternity doing!?
{Eternity sets the ladder up close to the ropes before ascending it. She looks down and blows a kiss to the struggling performers on the floor before leaping off from about three quarters of the way up...crashing down on everyone at ringside!
Another “Holy Shit” chant breaks out, and then the countdown goes on…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off and the sounds of Tha New Team Remix’s “Ghouls” plays throughout the arena as Pandora Freeman comes down the ramp with a purpose.}Terri Morasco: She can’t be happy with the way the Shieldmaiden match went down.
Vasco Dias: She cost the queen her reign...who cares what she thinks!?
Terri Morasco: She has a prime opportunity here again with all the other women down on the outside in front of her!
Alison Valance: From Hope, Michigan, weighing 160 pounds...PANDOOOOORA...FREEEEEMAN!
{Pandora comes down and grabs hold of the first person she sees...Fiona McFly, and hurls her into the nearby barricade. Fiona crashes, holding her back. Pandora then grabs Sara Garcia and hurls her into the other side. One by one she starts tossing people around before rolling into the ring where SJW is now getting to her feet, left out of the fray from earlier.
Pandora helps her to her feet and then Snaps her over with a Snap Suplex. She turns and waits for SJW to get to her feet, and as she does...BEAT DROP! (Jumping Reverse STO)}Terri Morasco: Pandora has come out and taken complete control...dropping SJW with the Beat Drop!
Vasco Dias: This won’t last...I’m almost sure of it.
{The first to roll back in the ring is Ashley Mastrangelo, and Pandora is quick to meet her, lifting her to her feet, but Ashley breaks free of Pandora’s grip and hits her with some forearms to the face, and back into the corner. Ashley runs to the opposite corner, putting her foot up on the second turnbuckle to add some speed before running back and nailing Pandora in the face with a Running Knee in the corner!
Pandora stumbles out and is kicked in the gut by Ashley who then runs to the ropes and comes back, planting Pan with a Bulldog in the center of the ring.
With the crowd behind her, Ashley climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at Pandora before standing up with her arms raised, but tries to react as Sara Garcia comes into the ring and splits her legs, causing her to land hard in a seated position on the turnbuckle. Sara looks down at Pandora before dropping a running Leg Drop on her face, weakening her further. She then turns to Ashley and hits her in the face a couple of times before climbing the turnbuckle…}Terri Morasco: This looks dangerous for all involved.
Vasco Dias: Looks bad for Pandora beneath…
{Sara hooks Ashley and hits a SUPERPLEX ON TOP OF PANDORA!!!}Terri Morasco: SUPERPLEX!
Vasco Dias: Pandora might have broken ribs…
{All three lie on the mat, Pandora slowly rolling out of the ring clutching at her midsection as the crowd starts another countdown…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off and “Over You” plays again, and out stomps the former Shieldmaiden Paige Garcia.}Terri Morasco: Paige doesn’t look to be in a good mood after losing her Shieldmaiden Title earlier in the night.
Vasco Dias: Would you be!? She had it stolen from her by Crystal Millar who wasn’t even woman enough to pin the champion!
Alison Valance: From San Diego, California, weighing in at 126 pounds...PAIGE...GARCIA!!
{Paige stomps down the ramp, and Jenny is first to try and greet her but is BLASTED by an elbow to the face!}Vasco Dias: Holy crap!
Terri Morasco: She’s not playing around now.
{Paige goes straight around the ring to the injured Pandora, the last person to perform an offensive move on her, taking her out of the Shieldmaiden decision, and pulls her up by the hair before swinging her into the barricade.}Terri Morasco: Paige is looking to hurt Pandora who might already have busted ribs from being landed on with the Superplex!
Vasco Dias: Serves her right! Don’t screw with the Queen!
{Paige continues to stomp away at Pandora’s midsection as Sara rolls out of the ring to aid her sister.}Terri Morasco: This really doesn’t look good for Pandora!
Vasco Dias: GET HER!
{Paige points to the table at ringside and Sara goes to clear it off. Another kick and another by Paige as Pandora winces in pain. Sara, done clearing off the table, heads over to her sister who is just merciless in these stomps, and then the two pull Pan to her feet, dragging her over to the table where they both continue to pound away before Jenny Williams stumbles over and tries to intervene again, but the two Garcias send her over the foreign announce table!}Terri Morasco: These two together can do devious, uncanning things.
Vasco Dias: This is why you don’t mess with Twins Terri...they’ve been saying this all along.
{Paige climbs up on the table as Sara hits a few more shots to keep Pandora prone. Paige then lifts her to her feet, slapping her to add insult to injury before leaping up and hitting her with the HEARTBREAKER (RKO)...THROUGH THE TABLE!!!}Terri Morasco: Holy hell! If she didn’t have busted ribs before, she might now!
Vasco Dias: Well deserved...that’ll teach you to steal.
Terri Morasco: You’re supposed to be impartial…
Vasco Dias: I speak the truth damn it!
{The crowd is going crazy, another “THIS IS AWESOME” chant as Sara helps Paige up from the wreckage, Pandora is out cold beneath the rubble of the table. Meanwhile, we have a countdown going on…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
As the buzzer goes off...Eternity is the one getting to her feet after rolling in the ring, and it seems only fitting that “Cult of Love” hits the speakers and out comes ALEXIS CAFFREY!}Terri Morasco: The former Diamonds Champion is back Vasco!
Vasco Dias: And she said she’s coming for her baby.
Alison Valance: From Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 115 pounds...ALEXIS...CAFFREEEEEY!!
Terri Morasco: These two had wars over that Diamonds Title, dating back to a year ago until this past February!
{Alexis looks at Eternity in the ring who leans over the ropes, staring at her long time adversary. Alexis smiles and bolts down the ramp, clotheslining Shea on the way down before rolling into the ring, her and Eternity going blow for blow in the middle before Eternity grabs her by the arm and sends her into the ropes. Eternity looks to be going for another Tilt-a-Whirl Slam but Alexis is able to counter with the ENTANGLEMENT!!!}Vasco Dias: ENTANGLEMENT IS LOCKED IN!
Terri Morasco: But it doesn’t do any good. She can’t win by submission.
Vasco Dias: No, but she could rip Eternity’s shoulder out of socket so that she can’t climb!
{Alexis wrenches back on the hold as hard as she can as Eternity drops to a knee. Alexis screams out as she pulls as hard as possible before Fiona comes in and boots her right in the face, causing her to release the hold. Fiona grabs hold of Alexis and spins her, lifting her into and dropping her down with a Belly to Back Suplex. The Garcias enter the ring and go to attack Fiona, but she ducks their double Clothesline attempt and bounces off the ropes and as they turn around, she hits them with a Crossbody!}Terri Morasco: Fiona with some fire here…
Vasco Dias: She’s holding her own...hold it…
{Eva Broussard is in and as Fiona is getting up, she snatches her by the head and swings her leg for momentum, right into a Snap DDT! She gets up and taunts the crowd who boo her. Meanwhile, from behind...Alexis is now back to her feet, blowing a kiss to the Bayou Beauty who turns, just in time to get hit with the “Kiss Goodnight” (Spinning Codebreaker)!}Vasco Dias: Kiss Goodnight from Alexis!
{Alexis is to her feet, and at the same time, the Garcias get to their feet as well, the three women who have traveled together for a while, and shared time together stare one another down.}Terri Morasco: Look what we have here!
Vasco Dias: Reuniting or standoff?
{The crowd starts counting down again…
10!...9!...8!...7!...6!...5!...4!...3!...2!...1!
The buzzer goes off as the crowd stands up. Before music can hit...Alison Valance has something to say from ringside.}Alison Valance: Ladies and gentlemen...the following is the FINAL ENTRANT! Once this Diamond enters the ring, the competitors will be free to go for the Diamonds Championship suspended above the ring…
{The crowd cheers in anticipation as Alexis and The Garcias stand in the ring, staring at the stage as the others recollect themselves after such a hard fought battle when “Die Young” by Ke$ha hits the speakers to a roaring ovation from the crowd!}Vasco Dias: What the hell!?
Terri Morasco: Are you kidding me!?
Vasco Dias: I can’t believe this is true.
Terri Morasco: Well, Roberto did say anyone and everyone!
Alison Valance: She weighs 125 pounds and is the first female entrant in the IWF HALL OF FAME!!!
{The crowd goes wild…}Alison Valance: JESSICA...REEEEEEEED!!!
{Jess runs out onto the stage to a roaring ovation before heading down to the ring.}Vasco Dias: I can’t believe this…
Terri Morasco: Jessica Reed has returned. We knew this match would bring surprises, but who the hell could have expected this!?
{Jess heads down to the ring as Alexis and the Garcias map out a strategy. Jess looks up and wags her finger as from behind the threesome in the ring, Jenny Williams, and Shea O’Hara take out the Garcias from behind, taking them down, and the four of them rolling out of the ring as Jess climbs up on the apron, Alexis looking straight at her as she enters the ring.}Terri Morasco: This is a possible fantasy match here between two of the three IWF Female Hall of Famers.
Vasco Dias: Yes it is, and you can hear it from this crowd!
{A “THIS IS AWESOME!!!” chant breaks out again during this match as the two Hall of Famers stare one another down. They start staring at one another as the crowd is split with everyone having a rooting interest. The two walk toward one another, but the dream is squashed for the moment, Fiona hitting Alexis and Helena attacking Jess from behind to a chorus of boos.}Vasco Dias: Way to screw that up idiots.
Terri Morasco: They want to win this match too, and lost in the excitement of Jessica Reed is the fact that the combatants can now go for the Diamonds Championship!
{Alexis and Jess fight off their attackers, hurling each out of the ring, backing up and into each other, quickly turning, and both firing off right hands, going back and forth and repeating the process as the crowd goes nuts. Alexis gets the upper hand with a knee to the gut and tries to hit Jess with a Suplex, but Jess blocks it and lifts her into the air, hitting one of her own before rotating the hips and hitting another and repeating the process a third time!}Terri Morasco: Triple Verticals from Jessica Reed!
Vasco Dias: She doesn’t look like she lost a beat in the ring...her head might be another story…
{Jess gets to her feet, and again she’s caught from behind, this time by Sarah Jade Wilson who hits her a few times with some shots to the face before sending her into the ropes. SJW ducks for some sort of move but Jess stops and pulls her in, lifting her up and hitting her with the LOLidrop (Brainbuster)!}Terri Morasco: She dropped her like a bad habit!
{Jess goes out for a ladder on the one side, and meanwhile, on the other, Paige and Jenny Williams are going at it, only to have Paige throw the returning Jenny hard into the stairs!}Vasco Dias: She deserved that…
Terri Morasco: How so?
Vasco Dias: Because I said so, how about that!?
{Jess slides a ladder in the ring, and Paige does the same on the opposite end. The two slide into the ring and see what the other is doing, both getting to their feet and meeting in the center of the ring with Paige hitting a shot on Jess. Jess returns the favor and then goes for a high roundhouse kick, but Paige ducks and as Jess spins around, Paige hits her with that brutal Elbow, laying out the Hall of Famer in the center of the ring.}Terri Morasco: I think she might have knocked her out!
Vasco Dias: I told you she wasn’t in a good mood after the Shieldmaiden bout!
{Paige grabs hold of the ladder she slid in and positions it in the center of the ring under the Diamonds Championship and starts the ascent.}Vasco Dias: Perhaps she makes up for it with a different title!?
Terri Morasco: It looks like she has a headstart, but here comes Shea!
{As mentioned, Shea climbs one side of the ladder, catching up with Paige, striking her not once, but twice in the ribs. Paige grabs Shea by the hair and slams her face first off the aluminum, causing Shea to slump a bit. Sara meanwhile is up and climbs the same side as her sister, grabbing hold of Shea’s legs and pulling her through the ladder!}Terri Morasco: That’s like no woman’s land...Shea is stuck.
Vasco Dias: What the hell is Paige doing?
{Being toward the top of the ladder, the space between the two sides is closer together. Paige crosses Shea’s legs while stepping through and grabs hold of her arms, bending her back against the rung of the ladder with a modified Scorpion Crosslock IN THE LADDER!}Terri Morasco: A person’s body isn’t meant to bend over metal like that!
Vasco Dias: There’s gotta be so much pain racking through the body of Shea right now!
{Shea is screaming out in pain as Sara sets up another ladder right next to them. SHE STARTS CLIMBING!}Terri Morasco: Maybe she’s trying to outshine her sister here!?
Vasco Dias: These two have been competitive since the womb Terri, would you put it past her?
{Sara gets toward the top and starts reaching for the belt, only to have Eternity climb the other side, striking her in the gut to break up her attempt at the belt. Eternity climbs another rung and hits Sara again. She reaches the top with Sara and grabs hold of her, slamming her into the top of the ladder repeatedly, then simply pushing her limp body off where she gets hung up on the top rope and crumbles to the ground.}Vasco Dias: She could have killed her!
Terri Morasco: Sara goes down, and now it looks like Eternity is close to the championship...and history!
{Eternity reaches up, but by now, Paige has let go of Sara and is at the top of her ladder! She hits Eternity, the belt now swaying from side to side. Paige grabs hold of the belt and swings it right off the face of Eternity who is holding onto the ladder with one hand. Paige looks down and gulps as she looks at Eternity and lunges toward her, grabbing her by the head, the two of them crashing down to the mat below, the vibrations knocking both ladders to the side and the crowd going nuts as the two Diamonds lie motionless, their bodies in all kinds of horrible pain.}Terri Morasco: HEARTBREAKER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
Vasco Dias: That shows just how much this title means to these women that they’re willing to put their bodies on the line like this!
{One of the ladders falls to the mat after bouncing on the rope. The other one bounces and is now leaned on the turnbuckle as Shea lies beneath after falling through before the ladders collapsed. Shea is down, Paige is down, Sara is down, Eternity is down, and Pandora has managed to crawl out of the rubble on the outside of the ring, but not much more. Jenny is on the outside, leaned up against the stairs she crashed into, Ashley and Eva are hanging onto the barricade, doing their best to regain some stamina. SJW is lying in the corner after the Lolidrop, and Jessica Reed is leaning in the corner after the shot from Paige. Alexis is in another corner, recovering from the Jessica Reed Triple Verticals, leaving Fiona and Eva on the outside where they start duking it out with one another before Eva ducks a right hand and just shoves Fiona into the ringpost face first!}Terri Morasco: There’s bodies everywhere Vasco!
Vasco Dias: These women know that the IWF Diamonds Title is on the line, and these fans have had one hell of a show tonight.
{Eva enters the ring and grabs hold of the fallen ladder, setting it up under the championship that slowly glides through the air after being hit by fingertips time and again. Eva starts to climb as Jenny Williams slides in the ring. She grabs Eva by the feet and pulls them out from under her. Eva smacks face first into the ladder and seems to be out cold right beneath it. Jenny looks up at the belt and then down at Eva. She climbs about halfway up the ladder before looking up at the belt and down at Eva again, shrugging her shoulders as the crowd cheers in anticipation. Jenny lunges forward with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE LADDER!}Terri Morasco: STOCK MARKET CRASH OFF THE LADDER!
Vasco Dias: Talk about broken ribs…
{Helena Sawyer slides into the ring and grabs hold of Jenny who is holding her ribs, and tosses her into the ringpost shoulder first! Jenny slides through the ropes and out to the floor, obviously pain traveling through many parts of her body. Helena then looks up at the title, readjusting the ladder a bit.}Terri Morasco: Could this be the newcomers night?
Vasco Dias: She’s starting to climb…
Terri Morasco: Hold on! From behind!
{As Helena climbs a few rungs up the ladder, she’s grabbed from behind by Ashley Mastrangelo who has her up on her shoulders! She flips her over INTO A CUTTER!}Terri Morasco: Wicked Cutter by Ashley Mastrangelo!!!
Vasco Dias: So much for the newcomer…
{Ashley looks down and all around, and she sees this might be her opportunity before SJW hits her from behind! Ashley is slumped over as SJW sets the other ladder up beside the previous one. She climbs up and then splits her footing on each ladder, locking Ashley up from behind and the two of them crashing down from half way up the ladder with a #Hashslam!}Terri Morasco: Ashley looks unconscious.
Vasco Dias: Thanks for coming.
{SJW is slow to her feet and this gives Pandora enough time to somehow slide back into the ring. SJW gets to her feet and is met by a BEAT DROP (Jumping Reverse STO)!!!}Terri Morasco: Another BEAT DROP here tonight by Pandora.
Vasco Dias: I don’t even get how she’s moving after earlier.
{As Pandora gets to her feet though, she turns right into a vicious SPINEBUSTER from Paige Garcia!}Terri Morasco: Again Paige doing her best to end Pandora’s night!
Vasco Dias: It’s only fitting as she helped end the reign of the Shieldmaiden!
{Paige taunts Pandora, and that’s when Jessica Reed comes flying into the picture with a SHINING WIZARD!!!}Terri Morasco: What a shot from Jess!
Vasco Dias: Cheapshot…
{Jess is on her knees now and sees that her opportunity might just be now. She heads up the ladder, but is soon met by Eternity who slowly made her way up the other side. The two start hitting one another with shots atop the ladder.}Terri Morasco: These two are in a very dangerous position here Vasco!
Vasco Dias: And it’s about to get more dangerous!
{On cue, Alexis is headed up the adjacent ladder, sitting atop, swinging at Jess and Eternity!}Terri Morasco: I don’t see this ending well!
Vasco Dias: It’s a long way down.
{The three trade blows, a shot from Jess knocking Alexis to one side of the ladder. A shot from Eternity then stunning Jess. Another shot from Eternity who looks to the belt. Alexis though is up and hits Eternity in the back. All three women are reaching for the championship!}Terri Morasco: I don’t think it can be any closer than this!
Vasco Dias: One of these women is about to make history!
{Eternity grabs Jess by her top and pulls her into the ladder and reaches up again. She then turns to Alexis who blows her a kiss...Eternity’s eyes go wide as Alexis leaps up and grabs Eternity around the neck, pulling her down OFF THE LADDER!!!
The two women crashing down to the mat below…}Vasco Dias: Holy hell, did you see that!?
Terri Morasco: The rivalry between these two, enough to cause Alexis to sacrifice her body, just to try and end Eternity’s reign as Eternity did to Alexis in February with that Kiss Goodnight from one ladder to another!
{The replay from above shows how devastating that falls was!}Terri Morasco: Wait a minute...LOOK!
{The camera goes back to the top of the other ladder where Jessica Reed is coming to after being driven into the aluminum. She looks around and all the others are worse for wear. She looks up at the Diamonds Title as the crowd starts a “YES!” chant, their arms repeatedly going up and down. Jess shakes the cobwebs out and climbs back up the one more rung needed. She grabs hold of the championship and PULLS IT OFF THE RING AS THE BELL RINGS!!!}Terri Morasco: SHE’S DONE IT! JESSICA REED IS THE CHAMPION AGAIN!
Vasco Dias: What an incredible match by all of these women! I couldn’t be prouder to be associated with this company.
{Jessica holds the belt in the air.}Alison Valance: Here is your winner...AND NEEEEEEEEEEW IWF DIAMONDS CHAMPION...JESSICA….REEEEEEEEED!!!!
{“Die Young” by Ke$ha plays throughout the arena as Jess gets to the very top of the ladder, swinging her leg over to the other side, sitting atop, holding her newly won Diamonds Championship in the air as the crowd cheers her on, a huge smile on her face.}Terri Morasco: The war was fought, and at least for this battle, your winner is the cosplayer herself, Jessica Reed!
Vasco Dias: A war indeed! The men are going to have a hard time following that.
Terri Morasco: Indeed they are. Congratulations to the new champion as we preview the Imperial Title match…
{The camera goes back to Jessica Reed now slowly climbing down the ladder before holding the title in the air again to a massive amount of cheers before we cut away…}Vasco Dias: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the Imperial Championship match!
Terri Morasco: That’s right Vasco, the recently crowned Heir to the Throne Cable Arcane will get his first defence underway against the man many call Immortal, Falcon!
{The low drawl of Eve to Adam's Immortal starts. After a few seconds, it kicks into the full sound, and the man known simply as Falon exited the curtain. Jane, the handler, in tow, and the pair walk to the ring. Falcon climbs in, immediately heading to a corner and sitting down, leaning against the turnbuckle, arms draped over the second rope. Jane makes her way to a special front row ringside seat. The song slowly fades away, and once the bell rings Falcon grabs the rope and hauls himself up to stand, ready to fight.}Vasco Dias: And here is the challenger, ironically one of the men who trained the champion in the first place.
{ The lights in the arena dim and strobe red as "Looking down the barrel of Today" by Hatebreed begins to play through out the arena. The crowd gets to their feet and boo as Cable Arcane slowly struts out from behind the curtain, his head bowed and bobbing along with the music. He steps in the middle of the stage then throws his arms out and his head up as the song kicks into high gear, bright white lights lighting up behind him practically blinding everyone watching. The lights dim again and strobe red with the music as Cable Arcane begins to make his way to the ring, strutting down the ramp before hopping up onto the apron, pulling himself up and flying between the ropes. He stops in the middle of the ring and throws his arms out again soaking in the hate of the crowd as his music begins to fade. }Terri Morasco: We’re about ready to go here now Vasco. Former teacher against student, turned challenger against champion!
Vasco Dias: Let’s get it on!
{The bell rings but neither man moves as of yet. They both stay in their respective corners, sizing each other up, before slowly coming out. There are no signs of respect, no handshakes, no nods of acknowledgement, and the crowd are beginning to get louder as the anticipation builds for this showdown. Cable walks towards the center of the ring and extends his arms outwards, showboating and screaming “Best in the world” as he does so. Falcon jumps to act, connecting with a huge right to the face of the champion. Cable stumbles backwards a step before unleashing one of his own. The two of them begin to send shots back and forth for a second before Cable simply sends a huge open handed slap to the Immortal One, causing a loud reaction from the crowd. Falcon stumbles to the left, holding his face as he does so.}Terri Morasco: Such disrespect!
Vasco Dias: Cable only gives respect to those who deserve it…..like Cable Arcane.
{Leaning on the ropes, Falcon looks back at Cable and almost seems to nod his head as if to say “this is how it is going to go then” before he charges right back and tackles Arcane to the ground. The two of them fight for position, trying to get the better of each other, before Falcon manages to scramble into an arm bar on the Imperial Champion. Cable shouts out in both pain and surprise with how quick Falcon locked the move in, but he manages to get to the ropes relatively easy. As the referee comes over to count the hold, Falcon lets go and turns away to start getting to his feet Before he can do so though, Cable is right back to his and lunges at him with a devastating clothesline! Falcon goes down, and Cable sprawls across the ring to mount him and begin to rain down blows. The crowd aren’t too happy with Cables tactics, but it doesn’t stop him as he continues to punch and drops elbows on the man many consider to be a legend.}Vasco Dias: Cable is raining a flurry of blows here!
{Cable finally let’s up on Falcon and the referee immediately steps in as on the screen now, the fans can see that Arcane’s attack has caused Falcon to begin bleeding from his forehead, just above his right eye. There’s a loud reaction from the crowd, and Cable just stands in the middle of the ring soaking it all in. The referee is trying to talk to Falcon, and the EMT’s begin to rush down to the ring.}Vasco Dias: Oh jeez, Falcon is busted open bad.
Terri Morasco: And Cable is just standing there proud of himself.
{As the medics start going to work on Falcons forehead, Cable stands in the corner with his arms resting on the top ropes, smirking. After a short while though, as the crowd begin to boo he storms over and manages to get between them, and starts to stomp on Falcon. The EMT’s and the referee try to pull him away, but he grabs one of the EMT’s and sends him flying over the top rope. He then turns and grabs the other, as the referee backs off, and sends the other EMT flying too. He turns around now, anger seemingly flowing through him, but is caught off guard as a defiant Falcon is back on his feet sends a swift kick to the gut before hitting the AERIAL SPIKE! Falcon takes Cable Arcane down with the Aerial Spike!}Terri Morasco: AERIAL SPIKE!!!
Vasco Dias: NO! NO! NOT LIKE THiS!
{Both men lay on the ground, Cable trying to recover from the move, and Falcon sitting now, as blood pours from his wound and mixing in with his face paint. He eventually manages to roll and sling an arm over Cable now, going for the pin. The referee drops down and counts…...ONE! …...TWO! ….THR-NO!!! Cable kicks out just before three.}Terri Morasco: Wow, that was one hell of a close count there!
Vasco Dias: Pfft. Did you really think it was going to end there?
{Falcon kneels on all fours now, trying to catch his breath as the blood pours from his head. Cable rolls away from him, towards the ropes and pulls himself up. He sizes up Falcon as he moves forwards and goes for a simple Superior Football kick to the head, but Falcon does a roll behind him, hooks him, and rolls him up for the pin!!! However, Cable kicks out before there is even a one count. Falcon’s actions having enraged him he hits the ropes and comes back with a huge leaping knee to the face of Falcon, who was on one knee getting back to his feet.}Vasco Dias: What an impact!
Terri Morasco: Falcon was caught off guard and didn’t even get a chance to try and protect himself from that blow.
{Cable now takes a second to catch his own breath and reassess the situation. He looks down at Falcon, who has his hands over his face, covered in a mixture of blood and paint. He grabs Falcon by the hair and drags him to the turnbuckle. He slams his head into the top turnbuckle, once….twice….thrice….blood is flowing so badly from Falcon that the referee is desperately trying to stop Cable. But Cable arches Falcons head back once more, before slamming it back into the turnbuckle and letting his body flop to the floor.}Terri Morasco: This Cable Arcane has such a mean streak.
Vasco Dias: No rest for the wicked Terri, or sleep either….
{The referee is now in Cable’s face, telling him that he’ll end the match if he doesn’t back off. Cable raises both his arms as he heads towards the opposite corner to Falcon while the referee tries to help Falcon and another EMT prevent the blood loss. The crowd are getting a little rowdy as they want the fight to continue. Cable simply smirks, and points to the referee, and then the crowd. Yet another EMT is down at ringside helping Falcon. They have him to his feet, and seem to be working on him. Arcane turns to the crowd and begins to shout at them about him breaking Falcon, and how he’s the best when the crowd suddenly erupt as Falcon bursts free from the small crowd of professionals treating him. He charges at Arcane and sends him over the top rope with a vicious clothesline.}Terri Morasco: Don’t count Falcon out just yet!
Vasco Dias: Man he really buys into this immortal schtick doesn’t he?
{The crowd are on their feet as Cable crashes to the outside and Falcon roars with passion inside the ring. His wounds has stopped bleeding, but the mixture of paint and blood on his face makes him look almost psychotic. He charges across the ring hitting the ropes and comes back towards Cable, leaping through the ropes to Cable who….SOMEHOW MANAGES TO CATCH FALCON AND HIT A MODIFIED MADE TO SUFFER ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!}Vasco Dias: MADE! TO! SUFFER!!!!
Terri Morasco: WHAT ON EARTH JUST HAPPENED!?
{The crowd are losing their minds as both men lay out on the floor, breathily slowly and deeply, crashed and burned. Chants of “holy shit” can be heard throughout the arena as even the referee looks down in shock and awe at what just happened. Cable shifts himself to lean against the security barrier, as he takes in what just happened for himself, breathing heavily, and looking down at Falcon, who looks all, but out cold. The referee looks down at both men now, and begins his count…}Terri Morasco: Can you believe what we’ve just seen!?
Vasco Dias: This is ridiculous! And now it seems like Cable is rolling Falcon into the ring!
{Cable somehow manages to get Falcon in the ring and looks at his prone body. Cable then leans against the ropes, a sick smile on his face. He looks to the crowd before stomping toward a prone Falcon, ripping him off up the mat and hitting him with ANOTER MADE TO SUFFER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! He springs up to his knees and makes the cover…
1!
2!!
3!!!
The bell rings as Cable sickeningly throws Falcon’s leg away.}Alison Valance: Your winner...and STILL IWF Imperial Champion...CABLE...ARCAAANE!
{Laura Howlett grabs the title and enters the ring, handing it to it’s owner who holds it in the air with a primal scream!}Vasco Dias: And the Best in the World proves why again!
Terri Morasco: A hell of an effort from Falcon tonight.
Vasco Dias: WHO CARES!? Bow to your king!
{The camera focuses on Cable who badmouths fans at ringside, holding the championship in the air as we segway to the main event.}Terri Morasco: It's time for our MAIN EVENT!
Vasco Dias: And what a big main event it is! For the first time ever the Man of Steel Championship will be defended agaisnt three other men inside of a steel cell!
Terri Morasco: Elimination style rules, last man left int he cell wins and did we mention it's man of steel rules? Submission and knock out are the only ways to be eliminated!
Vasco Dias: I'm between a rock and a hard place on who I want to win, on the one hand JFK has been a pheonominal man of steel champion but on the other Spike Kane is the God of Xtreme and the most seasoned member of the House of Howlett.
Terri Morasco: Personally, I'm pulling for Bob Pooler or Dre Cutler, as both men have been extremely impressive the last several months! But our number one job is to remain imnpartial and call it like it is. Obviously the man who walks out of this one the chamion will be the most deserving!
Vasco Dias: You're right, the mst deserving is clearly Spike Kane, a multiple time hall of fame member, a multiple time world champion, the man of steel championship is the only belt that has eluded him in his career.
Terri Morasco: He'll have an uphill battle as in my opinion, all four men are deserving and each one wants to walk out the champion!
{The crowd grow silent as the lights go out, monks chanting can be heard, as the chanting gets louder the stage area starts to fill with smoke. Suddenly, and abruptly as the drums and guitars kick in a pyro explodes around the stage.}“BROTHERS! MY BROTHERS!
Is this all what we are?
SISTERS! MY SISTERS!
We’ve been crushed by the fists of GOD!!!”
{On the word God another pyro explodes either side of the rampway as Spike Kane appears through the smoke. He stands with his arms outstretched, fists balled up soaking in the reaction from the crowd. After a few seconds he simply heads right to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope and standing right in the center of the ring, extending his arms once more, before the lights fade to normal and the music fades.}{ "Die This Way" by Hopsin hits the speaker system. The crowd buzzes in anticipation as the bass from the song rattles through their chests. The curtain brushes aside and Dre Cutler hops onto the stage, squatting down with his elbows on his thighs as he examines the crowd, a smile on his face. He stands up, head bobbing to the music, and kisses index and middle fingers and points them to the heavens above. He bounces towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He makes his way to a neutral corner and does some quick stretches as he waits for the match to start. }{ The lights in the arena dim as a three second countdown appears on the jumbotron. The opening guitar riff of "How To Be A Human" hits as the countdown reaches zero and Pooler walks out onto the stage amongst the shower of cellphone flashes. Sporting a smirk, he holds a hand up to his head, shielding his eyes before pointing at a section of the crowd with a smile. Pooler heads down the ramp, breaking into a run and sliding into the ring beneath the bottom rope. He pops back to his feet and heads to the nearest corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air to the roar of the crowd. He drops back down to the ring and grabs hold of the ropes, tugging down on them and taking a moment to stretch before the match can begin. }{ The lights go dim as the bass drum and guitar siren sound from the opening of "American Monster" by Everclear comes blaring over the speakers, "You better run....you better run" A rain of gold pyro comes down over the entrance as JFK comes walking out from the back with the IWF Man Of Steel championship securely around his waist. "On the edge of the American Dream, a perfect place for someone like me" Wearing his new "American Monster" T-Shirt with his classic Jack Daniels inspired logo on the back and his normal wrestling gear. He makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with a few fans and rolls into the ring; "Ah yeah, you better believe there's a monster in me" he stands in the middle of the ring throwing his arms out in a crucifix pose with his body tilted to the side a bit, he then rips his shirt off up over his head and tosses it into the crowd going to his corner ready for his match. }Alison Valance: The following contest is an EXTREME ENDURANCE MATCH!!! The rules are as follows, elimination by submission or knock out the last man left inside the cell will be the MAN OF STEEL CHAMPION!!!
{ The crowd pops huge as the cell lowers over the ring, each of the four men in a corner, JFK holding his championship tightly over his shoulder. }Terri Morasco: This is it! The moment we have all been waiting for!
Vasco Dias: Terri, I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited for a match!
Terri Morasco: This is a first for IWF! This is a first for professional wrestling! This is going to be awesome!!!
{ The referee shows each opponent the belt before handing it off to another referee who removes it from the steel cell. }Terri Morasco: The cell encompasses the entire ring side area, there is a roof, four walls and if anyone sees fit there is full access to whatever is under the ring.
Vasco Dias: Sounds like a match made in Spike Kane’s heaven.
Terri Morasco: Even dreams can become nightmares and that’s what JFK has promised his opponents tonight!
{ The referee calls for the bell and almost on cue Bob Pooler, JFK and Dre Cutler all go right for Spike Kane, the three men each clubbing him brutally as he tries to fight back but after several long moments he can’t take it anymore and drops down in the corner as the punches turn to stomps. }Terri Morasco: It looks like we’ve got a temporary alliance going on right now!
Vasco Dias: This is outrageous! Spike Kane is a legend!
Terri Morasco: Spike Kane is clearly the one they feel is the biggest threat!
{ Spike eventually is able to roll out under the bottom ropes into the ring side area but Bob Pooler isn’t going to wait for him and JFK acts like that’s what he wanted Pooler to do as he starts barking orders, the two of them now cornering Spike. Spike looks to Pooler then to JFK and back again and decides to lunge at Bob Pooler with some vicious right hands but JFK comes up behind him and cracks him over the top of the head with a forearm. Dre comes running across the ring and leaps up to the top rope and then flies to the outside, Bob and JFK move as Dre hits Spike with a flying clothes line!!! }Terri Morasco: This is insane! Dre Cutler with a massive spring board clothes line!
Vasco Dias: I don’t know how these men sleep at night, treating a legend like this!
Terri Morasco: They’re trying to win the match!
Vasco Dias: They should be honored that Spike Kane is allowing them to breath!
{ Dre pulls himself up using the wall of the cell and JFK points to Pooler and barks some more orders. Pooler in turn runs at Dre and connects with a big European upper cut that sends him spinning right into the KARN KICK!!! Dre is down but JFK is not done as he tells Pooler to pick Dre up and stand him up. Pooler does as he’s told as he pulls Dre to his feet and JFK looks ready to turn the lights out but Dre bashes the back of his skull into Bob’s nose and then hits a standing drop kick on JFK that sends him flying backward into the cell wall! }Terri Morasco: Dre Cutler isn’t looking to be dominated by JFK!
Vasco Dias: JFK had a game plan coming in, buy out Bob Pooler, but that doesn’t seem to be working.
{ Dre turns and grabs Spike Kane, pulling him up to his feet and rolling him back into the ring. Dre climbs up on the apron and then onto the top rope, he looks down on Spike and then jumps off with a front flip leg drop on Spike Kane! Dre moves quickly and looks to lock Spike into a rear naked choke but JFK looks upset as he comes sliding back into the ring and drops a double elbow on Dre Cutler and then quickly mounts him. }Vasco Dias: The man of steel champion is infuriated!
Terri Morasco: The temporary team up is breaking down and it looks too early for JFK!
{ JFK starts pounding away on Dre Cutler as the referee sort of steps back and observes. Bob Pooler rolls back into the ring as JFK pushes off of Dre and demands that Pooler pull him up. Bob does as he’s told and JFK lines up his shot, he looks for another Karn Kick but Spike comes out of nowhere with the Bloody Sunday Kick!!!! }Terri Morasco: BLOODY SUNDAY!!!!
Vasco Dias: That’s what I’m talking about!!!
{ Spike turns his attention to Pooler who shoves Dre at him but Spike pushes him away and charges Pooler! Pooler dodges the clothes line and instead twists Spike around into a double underhook back breaker! Pooler looks amped now as he grabs Spike and pulls him up and hits another European upper cut and follows it right up with an enzugiri! Spike falls into the corner of the ring and Bob runs in with the Hogwarts Express!!!! }Terri Morasco: KANE IS DOWN!!!!
Vasco Dias: NO WAY!!!
{ Pooler pops right up and turns into a spinning backfist from Dre and then a spinning heel kick! Bob falls back into the corner of the ring now where Spike was and Dre runs in with a leaping forearm! Dre then unloads with a combination of punches and chops that culminates with a belly to belly suplex out of the corner! }Terri Morasco: Dre Cutler is just unloading on Bob Pooler!
Vasco Dias: The kid is definitely something special but he’s no JFK or Spike Kane!
Terri Morasco: NO! He’s Dre Cutler!
{ Dre is fired up now but completely misses JFK who has climbed up the corner and comes flying off the top with a missile drop kick on Dre Cutler! Dre tries to get right up but JFK is right there with the Hangman’s neckbreaker! JFK is right back up to his feet now and Dre is fighting back to his but JFK hits a wheel kick that sends Dre Cutler into a corner of the ring. JFK lines up his shot and runs in with Bullet with a Name!!! }Vasco Dias: Look at JFK go! Bullet with a name!!!!
Terri Morasco: There is a reason JFK is the Man of Steel Champion!!!
Vasco Dias: He’s been a champion everywhere he has ever wrestled!
{ JFK looks to Bob Pooler and starts to yell at him to help pull Dre Cutler up. The two of them grab Dre Cutler up to his feet and throw him into the ropes but Dre ducks the double clothes line and spring boards off the opposing ropes and connects with a double cross body on the both of them! }Terri Morasco: Big cross body block!
Vasco Dias: Dre hitting the big moves when it matters!
{ Dre hops back up to his feet but Spike Kane comes from the side with a huge shoulder block to Dre Cutler that sends him awkwardly into the ropes! Spike is right on Dre with a running forearm and then twists him around into a German suplex and sends Dre over the top rope spilling hard onto the apron and out onto the arena floor! }Vasco Dias: Spike Kane is right back in it!
{ Spike turns his attention to Bob Pooler who is getting to his feet. Spike charges Bob Pooler but JFK connects with the Karn Kick from the side right to Spike’s temple! Spike goes down and JFK barks some more orders at Bob Pooler but Pooler turns and hits DR TEETHER ON JFK!!!! JFK goes down and rolls out of the ring and onto the arena floor! }Vasco Dias: What the hell is Bob Pooler doing!!!
Terri Morasco: He’s standing up for himself!!
Vasco Dias: He’s an idiot! He just threw away JFK’s generous offer!
Terri Morasco: He’s doing what he wants to do for the first time in a long time!
{ Bob Pooler looks pretty happy and he turns back to Spike who is on his feet and connects with a kick and THUNDERSTRUCK!!!! Bob falls backward into the corner of the ring but Spike runs in with a hard spear on Bob Pooler and then pulls him out of the corner and lifts him up for the SPIKE IMPAILER!!!! Spike doesn’t leave it there as he then locks Pooler into ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! }Vasco Dias: ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!!
Terri Morasco: This could be it for Bob Pooler!!!!
Vasco Dias: Spike Kane is the god of xtreme and this is why! He creates a weakness and then exposes it!
{ Bob Pooler fights but there are no rope breaks here and nowhere to go and no one coming to help him and after almost two full minutes he slaps the mat and taps out as the referee calls for the first bell. }Alison Valance: Bob Pooler has been eliminated!
Terri Morasco: Damn… Bob Pooler finally stood up for himself but in the end he was still put down by Spike Kane,.
Vasco Dias: Spike Kane is one of the best there has ever been for a reason.
{ Spike turns around as Dre Cutler comes leaping off the ropes with Dre says hey from the apron!!!! }Terri Morasco: Cutler out of nowhere with that leaping spear!!!!
Vasco Dias: That move nearly made him the Imperial Champion!!!
Terri Morasco: It may make him the man of steel champion!
{ Dre is up to his feet and the referee starts counting Spike out as Bob is helped from the ring but JFK comes from the side with side kick/calf kick combos on Dre Cutler unto the man is no longer able to stand in hits a devastating ddt! JFK is right up and he grabs Dre Cutler, pulling him up and sending him into the corner of the ring, following him right up with a shining wizard. JFK then hoists Dre Cutler up onto the top rope in a seated position. JFK climbs up and looks to pull Dre up into a vertical suplex. }Terri Morasco: This could be very bad!
Vasco Dias: It could be worse than that!
{ Dre starts to fight back and instead he steps up onto the top rope, he pulls back on JFK and starts to pull him into a vertical suplex, JFK fights hard but Dre eventually over powers him and lifts JFK up as Spike Kane is now up to his feet. Spike comes running across the ring and leaps up the ropes and hits Dre with a SPEAR!!!! Dre and Spike go flying off the top rope to the outside with JFK still in the vertical suplex position and all three men go crashing to the outside, JFK hitting the cell wall! }Terri Morasco: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Vasco Dias: Are you kidding me!!??
Terri Morasco: That was absolutely insane!!!
Vasco Dias: I’ve never seen anything like that!
Terri Morasco: There is a reason he’s called the god of xtreme!
{ All three men are down as none of them landed in a way that wasn’t painful but surprisingly it’s Dre Cutler who finds his way to his feet first. Dre stumbles and rolls back into the ring just trying to get away from the other men for a moment as Spike and JFK are still down on the outside. }Terri Morasco: Smart move by Dre, creating a little bit of separation.
Vasco Dias: The smart move would be getting the hell away from Spike Kane.
Terri Morasco: You keep tugging the line but Spike still has two other men who want to win as much as he does.
Vasco Dias: JFK and Dre are good but they are no Spike Kane.
{ Spike and JFK start to get up at about the same time but JFK connects with the Karn Kick and then pulls Spiek right into the FINAL NAIL!!!!} Terri Morasco: SPIKE KANE IS DOWN!!!!
Vasco Dias: The elimination needs to happen inside the ring!!!!
Terri Morasco: He’s still down!!!
{ JFK is up and he looks like he’s getting his second wind as he looks in to see Dre Cutler ready and waiting. JFK rolls back into the ring and the two go to lock up but JFK hits a stiff kick to the midsection and follows it up with a European upper cut. JFK quickly grabs Dre for a snap belly to belly suplex and leaves Dre on his back! }Vasco Dias: That’s why he’s the man of steel champion!
{ JFK starts to set up to finish Dre off and as Dre gets to his feet JFK runs in and looks for Bullet with a Name but Dre manages to roll out of the way and hit his own superkick on JFK!!! JFK is staggered and stumbles as Dre grabs him Dragon Suplex! Dre heads to the apron and climbs out, he waits for his moment and comes flying back inside the ring with DRE SAYS HET FROM THE APRON!!!! But Dre isn’t done, instead he heads to the corner of the ring and climbs up, he lines up his shot and leaps off with CROWN ME!!!!! }Terri Morasco: CROWN ME!!!!
Vasco Dias: I can’t believe it!!! JFK IS A LIVING LEGEND!!!!
Terri Morasco: I thought you were backing Spike!!!
Vasco Dias: That doesn’t mean I don’t recognize talent!
{ JFK is down and Dre pulls himself back up using the near by ropes. JFK seems to be completely out as the referee starts his count. }Vasco Dias: COME ON KARN!!!!
{ The referee hits five, six, seven. }Terri Morasco: JFK could be out!
{ Dre is using the corner of the ring to hold himself up as the referee keeps counting. EIGHT! }Vasco Dias: Come on Karn!!!!
{ Nine! JFK is moving and is starting to get up. }Vasco Dias: GET UP!!!!
{ TEN!!!! He’s a half second too late as the referee calls for the bell!!!! }Alison Valance: JFK has been eliminated!!!!
Terri Morasco: JFK is out it’s now down to Spike Kane and Dre Cutler!
Vasco Dias: I don’t believe this! JFK was robbed!
Terri Morasco: He wasn’t robbed, he just didn’t get up fast enough!
{ JFK is pissed and arguing with the referee as Dre looks on like get the hell out of the ring, when Dre turns he is surprised to see Spike Kane come out of nowhere with a SPEAR!!! }Vasco Dias: Spike Kane channeling his best friend Rob Diamond!
{ Spike Kane pulls Dre Cutler up to his feet and tucks hi head for the wings of liberty but Dre blocks it with a back body drop. Spike tries to get right up but Dre is right there with a superkick!!! }Terri Morasco: Dre Cutler just laid out Spike Kane!
Vasco Dias: There is no way this can end like this!!!
Terri Morasco: Dre is about to put away Spike Kane!
Vasco Dias: No freaking way!!!
{ Dre heads out to the apron when suddenly the crowd starts to boo and that catches Dre’s attention as he turns to look and sees Zasshu running down the ramp followed by Laura Howlett!!! }Vasco Dias: The House of Howlett is here!!!
Terri Morasco: What the hell are they trying to do!?
{ Zasshu reaches the cell door as Dre rolls out of the ring and goes to meet the masked man, Laura meets her masked client and hands him a key. }Terri Morasco: Where did she get a key!?
Vasco Dias: Who cares!?
Terri Morasco: I DO!!!
{ Zasshu holds the key as Dre begs him to open the door. Zasshu takes the key and puts it into the lock but Spike Kane comes from behind with a chair shot to the back of Dre Cutler!!! Spike starts to go insane with chair shot after chair shot after chair shot on Dre Cutler until the steel chair is broken nearly in half! }Vasco Dias: That’s why he’s the god of xtreme!
Terri Morasco: Because the House of Howlett creates and opening for him?
Vasco Dias: No, because he’s that damn good!
{ Laura starts calling the shots as she tells Zasshu to open the cell, he does and then she tells Spike to get a table. The referee can only watch as Spike slides a table into the ring. Spike rolls in after the table as Laura tells Zasshu to stand Dre up, which he does, he lines up his shot and hits the Buenes Noches Kick!!! }Vasco Dias: That’s all she wrote!
{ Spike sets up the table as Laura directs Zasshu to roll Dre Cutler into the ring. Spike pulls him up to his feet and throws him into the corner. Spikes hoists him up onto the top rope and then climbs up after him, lifting him up over his head and then coming off the top with the SPIKE IMPAILER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! }Terri Morasco: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
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Vasco Dias: I don’t believe it!!!!!
{ Dre is laying in the rubble not moving but Laura directs Zasshu to help Spike up and he climbs into the ring and does just that. }Terri Morasco: Are you kidding me!?
Vasco Dias: This is the House of Howlett!!! They run IWF!!!
{ Spike is up as the referee counts Dre out. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! }Terri Morasco: I don’t believe this!
Vasco Dias: The god of xtreme dominates again!
{ SEVEN! EIGHT! }Vasco Dias: THE GOD OF STEEL!!!!
{ NINE! TEN!!!!! }Alison Valance: Your winner of the match and new MAN OF STEEL CHAMPION!!! SPIKE KANE!!!!!
{ Laura Howlett comes into the cell and into the cage presenting her client with the Man of Steel Championship! }Terri Morasco: Spike Kane is the new Man of Steel Champion! With the help of the House of Howlett he has won the first ever Extreme Endurance match!
Vasco Dias: Who cares how!? He’s the champion!
{ Spike grabs the belt and throws it over his head as the crowd boos. Laura and Zasshu stand at his side, each grabbing an arm and holding it up as the crowd is furious! }Terri Morasco: I can’t believe this is how the night is ending! The House of Howlett screwed every man, woman and child tonight out of an amazing match.
Vasco Dias: The right man won and that’s all that matters!
Terri Morasco: With the help of his partners in crime!
Vasco Dias: Laura just made sure justice was served!
{ Spike looks momentarily overwhelmed as the crowd continues to boo like crazy. Spike stands tall with Laura Howlett on one side and Zasshu on the other, the Man of Steel Championship over his head. }