Post by Crystal Zdunich on Feb 20, 2017 5:55:31 GMT
Los Angeles, California
Rose Productions
{Crystal couldn’t believe what her production staff had thought up for her next movie. What was this nonsense she thought as she stormed her way over to her co-star’s trailer. Without hesitation she started to bang as hard as she can on Matt Stone’s door. She crossed her arms as she glared at the script that was in her hands. She couldn’t bother waiting as she instead decided to open the door noticing that it was unlocked. She didn’t bother looking to see where Matt was as she instead decided to yell at the top of her lungs.}
Crystal: Matt Stone get your ass here right now.. Did you see this script?!”
{She said with a huff as she tapped her feet on the ground anxiously waiting for him to appear. Matt walked out from the bathroom attached to the dressing room, running his hand through his recently gelled hair.}
Matt: These make-up specialists don’t do a very good job of making my hair perfect, should probably have them fired...oh, hello.
{He spots Crystal in his room, not even caring that he’s not wearing a shirt, surely she came for a show anyway.}
Matt: What are you doing here? Come to complain about something, no doubt.
Crystal: Yeah I am exactly going to complain! Did you see this bogus script?!
{Crystal begins to get upset as she looks at him in the eyes.}
Crystal: I can handle playing a witch. Even though I am clearly the star in all of this that doesn’t bother me, and if they want to set this play in modern day that’s fine too. But the article about Matt Stone being able to pick the way I die seems to be giving you too much creative control don’t you think?! This is my studio! This should be traditional an oven would have been fine but you get to make that decision?!
{Crystal shakes her head in disgust.}
Crystal: So what’s your plan?! How are you going to break me in this film because whatever it is I guarantee you that I will be back with a vengeance off the set and you aren’t going to like the hell that I put you through.
{Matt chuckles at that, shaking his head.}
Matt: Break you? God, you can be so dramatic sometimes. What is there for me to gain by breaking you? Nothing, that’s what, I’m just going to do what I can to make this the best film yet, and as for deciding how you die, why does that matter? You knew you were going die, just seems petty of you to be upset that it’s my call. I’ll probably just try and stick to the original story, maybe Michael Bay it up a bit.
Crystal: No Matt…I know you, you are going to get tons of enjoyment out of this. More so than what you want me to believe. Besides I don’t know why you have to get this type of power anyway. You aren’t the one with the Hollywood background. That’s me! On top of that we are arch enemies for a reason. As much as you want this to be a great film you want to make me suffer.
{Crystal rolls her eyes back at him.}
Crystal: You would be lying if that really wasn’t the case. So when I die are the world’s most smallest violins going to start playing in the background? Or worse am I going to get one of those off screen deaths not even fit for the big screen. Where are you going to take this story?!
Matt: Of course you’ll die on screen, everyone you would want to see you die, and we got to give the fans what they want. I don’t know what you’re so worried about, you knew you were going to die. You’re just lucky you don’t have to sit through hours of make up turning you into some ugly wit---oh wait a minute, you do.
{He has a smug look on his face at that “realization.”}
Matt: Speaking off, doesn’t it take like three hours just to get that big, crooked nose on? That must be annoying.
Crystal: Oh no… I am not wearing that. This is going to be modern day which means they will have to deal with my purple hair and this pretty face. Or perhaps we could throw the entire script out of the window maybe do something where we can make it a sequel so maybe I don’t die. The thoughts are endless…
{She smiles as she gets close to him.}
Crystal: I don’t understand how this builds my publicity I thought the entire idea was for me to work well with the children. How is that possible when they want to cast me as some villain?! They would have been better casting me as Belle for a live action Beauty and the Beast movie. Damn you Emma Watson! Damn you for taking what should have been my spot!
{Crystal grins looking at Matt.}
Crystal: You could have made a fantastic Gaston I am sure.
Matt: I’d make a fantastic anything Crystal, because I’m fantastic. And if this were a sequel, you’d already be dead and not even in the movie at all...though if that’s what you want…
{Crystal shakes her head.}
Crystal: No I didn’t mean it like that. I meant I somehow survive the first movie and return to torment you and whoever Gretel is going to be. Which reminds me did they ever find a Gretel yet?! It damn sure better be someone who doesn’t take my spotlight. I of course should be the most attractive woman in this film. People need to fall for me. Make evil look good.
Matt: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, somehow survived an oven, but yes, yes, we’ll find someone suitable to play Gretel. She only has to have a few things and she’ll meet all of my requirements.
{Crystal raises her eyes in return.}
Crystal: What do you mean fit a few requirements?! Such as what… I don’t understand why I couldn’t just play Gretel from the get go. It’s because I am hispanic isn’t it?!
Matt: Yeah, that’s it. It’s because you’re hispanic, not because you look nothing like my sister. We need someone who looks to be related to me, younger, and blonde.
Crystal: Still think it sucks
Matt: Life sucks and then you die, I guess. You can help with the auditions if you like, put in your input. Though like I said, I’m only looking for a few things.
Crystal: Fine sounds like we will both be doing these auditions together! What are you looking for anyway?!
{Crystal crosses her arms glaring daggers at him.}
Matt: Well like I said, she needs to look like she could be related to me, not have a messed up face and all that, blonde or willing to go blonde, either able to German accent or be hot enough to the point where it doesn’t matter, the usual.
{He finishes off with a cocky smirk, turning from Crystal to check his reflection in the mirror, touching up his hair slightly.}
Crystal: You know what?! We can just do these auditions together and we will go from there. I make no promises but hopefully we can come to a mutual agreement. Hell maybe us working together to find this “special” blonde can be our next publicity stunt. Never change Matt… Never change.
Matt: Why would I change? Well, I mean, I’m not wearing a shirt, so I’m going to change as soon as you leave...speaking of which, are you done complaining now?
Crystal: I didn’t mean it like that!!! God I hate you sometimes! Just be ready in a few hours. I will have Chloe set something up see how many wanna be actresses we can get into the studio for an audition. Although would have been easier for me to die my hair blonde and give me that role!
{Crystal angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves Matt by himself.}
Matt: Yeah, in your dreams.
{He says once the door is closed, going back to the mirror to make sure his hair was just right.}
Long behold it feels good to be in the ring again and finally in a one on one match no less. The last time I stepped in the ring I was caught in the middle of a Jessica Reed and an Amber Richards match. I felt like the third wheel and I wasn’t even involved in the final decision but you know what I am fine with that because that means I didn’t lose.
Sure the record books may show that I picked up a lost and in the end that’s an L on me but I am far from a loser. I know I am a winner, and I know I have the talent, ability, and of course STAR POWER to get right back on track. What a beautiful way to do that against the likes of Pandora.
A woman who only wants to dance, who hears a song playing in her head and she waits for in anticipation for the beat drop so that she could maybe make something happen. Let me just be the first to say that Pandora isn’t what she is cracked up to be. For some reason the masses chose her as the Diamond in the Rough.
They viewed her as the most improved Diamond on the entire division but how do we even get to that conclusion?! How did we even get there?!
Okay I will even give this dog her day and say that she made quite the impact when she joined the roster and beat me one on one back in the Heiress to the Throne. She may have shocked me even but that doesn’t make her anywhere close to being a star like yours truly.
My name is on billboards, I am the featured attraction, and I am the woman that everyone is looking to step up within the division. Pandora is I have to compare her to the music that she loves so much is simply a one hit wonder. She may have had that one hit that one moment of glory where people can look back and say wow she actually did something at one point.
But truly what she lacks is consistency. She doesn’t have the ability to maintain herself for the long run she isn’t built to be a star, hell if this was one of my movies she wouldn’t even be fit to play the role of an extra. She’s simply nothing.
When the company gave her the chance to really shine like none other, to have that moment in the spotlight she fell to the likes to me. Paige Garcia’s long Shield Maiden Championship run was ended because I pinned Pandora. I beat her. I put her squarely in her place and she hasn’t amounted to anything on the roster.
Yet she’s who the fans value as being the Diamond in the Rough?!
Yes it still stings me and I might be pissed off because I gave my everything to this company. You have all watched me bust my ass from being the joke of the division. Being ridiculed for being half of a Ruby Champion to actually building myself from the ground up. To winning the Shield Maiden Championship and becoming a fighting champion for two months.
If that’s not improvement what is?!
Yeah I may have faltered since my lost to Eternity. Dropping matches to the likes of Kate Steele, and Amber Richards but this girl is on the mend, and she plans to take the spotlight for herself because I know I am the only one who is destined to have it.
I know where I messed up and I know what it takes to get it back. You on the other hand have just lost to Gabriella Luna and now you think you are just going to turn around and start unleashing your hell on me.
That’s not exactly how this is going to happen. It’s time I get my chance. It’s time I fight to build myself up so I can be in line for a Diamonds Championship in this business, and I will be damned if I let some scrubby woman take what belongs to me.
Don’t you understand there’s only room for one Michigan beauty in this company and it certainly isn’t you! It definitely isn’t you who would rather just dance the night away instead of focusing on taking care of business in the ring. Do you truly believe you have the tools to make it in this business let alone stand toe to toe with an Eternity or even a Paige Garcia?!
You are clearly out of your league but I know if I really focus I can get the job done. I for one know I can kick your ass at least because I already proved so in the past. This week inside of the ring the world will see the sequel to what was my Shield Maiden success. They will watch as yours truly gets right back into the hunt and starts claiming what she wants by getting back to the basics.
My mind might be in the movies but in reality sequels always end in a bang.
In Rocky 2 Rocky finally won the World Championship. In the Empire Strikes Back Darth Vadar showed his son that he still had much to learn and Katniss Everdeen made a move that basically told the Capital to go eff itself when she made a mockery of the Hunger Games.
It’s all about the sequel and in my own sequel the world will see what type of talent I really am and why I possess that true star power.
LIGHTS
CAMERA
ACTION
It’s Showtime… Ready to make a movie Pandora? A movie where you aid me to getting right back where I belong?! Consider yourself the welcome mat to my success, time to step on a worthless chick.
See you in the ring.
Rose Productions
{Crystal couldn’t believe what her production staff had thought up for her next movie. What was this nonsense she thought as she stormed her way over to her co-star’s trailer. Without hesitation she started to bang as hard as she can on Matt Stone’s door. She crossed her arms as she glared at the script that was in her hands. She couldn’t bother waiting as she instead decided to open the door noticing that it was unlocked. She didn’t bother looking to see where Matt was as she instead decided to yell at the top of her lungs.}
Crystal: Matt Stone get your ass here right now.. Did you see this script?!”
{She said with a huff as she tapped her feet on the ground anxiously waiting for him to appear. Matt walked out from the bathroom attached to the dressing room, running his hand through his recently gelled hair.}
Matt: These make-up specialists don’t do a very good job of making my hair perfect, should probably have them fired...oh, hello.
{He spots Crystal in his room, not even caring that he’s not wearing a shirt, surely she came for a show anyway.}
Matt: What are you doing here? Come to complain about something, no doubt.
Crystal: Yeah I am exactly going to complain! Did you see this bogus script?!
{Crystal begins to get upset as she looks at him in the eyes.}
Crystal: I can handle playing a witch. Even though I am clearly the star in all of this that doesn’t bother me, and if they want to set this play in modern day that’s fine too. But the article about Matt Stone being able to pick the way I die seems to be giving you too much creative control don’t you think?! This is my studio! This should be traditional an oven would have been fine but you get to make that decision?!
{Crystal shakes her head in disgust.}
Crystal: So what’s your plan?! How are you going to break me in this film because whatever it is I guarantee you that I will be back with a vengeance off the set and you aren’t going to like the hell that I put you through.
{Matt chuckles at that, shaking his head.}
Matt: Break you? God, you can be so dramatic sometimes. What is there for me to gain by breaking you? Nothing, that’s what, I’m just going to do what I can to make this the best film yet, and as for deciding how you die, why does that matter? You knew you were going die, just seems petty of you to be upset that it’s my call. I’ll probably just try and stick to the original story, maybe Michael Bay it up a bit.
Crystal: No Matt…I know you, you are going to get tons of enjoyment out of this. More so than what you want me to believe. Besides I don’t know why you have to get this type of power anyway. You aren’t the one with the Hollywood background. That’s me! On top of that we are arch enemies for a reason. As much as you want this to be a great film you want to make me suffer.
{Crystal rolls her eyes back at him.}
Crystal: You would be lying if that really wasn’t the case. So when I die are the world’s most smallest violins going to start playing in the background? Or worse am I going to get one of those off screen deaths not even fit for the big screen. Where are you going to take this story?!
Matt: Of course you’ll die on screen, everyone you would want to see you die, and we got to give the fans what they want. I don’t know what you’re so worried about, you knew you were going to die. You’re just lucky you don’t have to sit through hours of make up turning you into some ugly wit---oh wait a minute, you do.
{He has a smug look on his face at that “realization.”}
Matt: Speaking off, doesn’t it take like three hours just to get that big, crooked nose on? That must be annoying.
Crystal: Oh no… I am not wearing that. This is going to be modern day which means they will have to deal with my purple hair and this pretty face. Or perhaps we could throw the entire script out of the window maybe do something where we can make it a sequel so maybe I don’t die. The thoughts are endless…
{She smiles as she gets close to him.}
Crystal: I don’t understand how this builds my publicity I thought the entire idea was for me to work well with the children. How is that possible when they want to cast me as some villain?! They would have been better casting me as Belle for a live action Beauty and the Beast movie. Damn you Emma Watson! Damn you for taking what should have been my spot!
{Crystal grins looking at Matt.}
Crystal: You could have made a fantastic Gaston I am sure.
Matt: I’d make a fantastic anything Crystal, because I’m fantastic. And if this were a sequel, you’d already be dead and not even in the movie at all...though if that’s what you want…
{Crystal shakes her head.}
Crystal: No I didn’t mean it like that. I meant I somehow survive the first movie and return to torment you and whoever Gretel is going to be. Which reminds me did they ever find a Gretel yet?! It damn sure better be someone who doesn’t take my spotlight. I of course should be the most attractive woman in this film. People need to fall for me. Make evil look good.
Matt: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, somehow survived an oven, but yes, yes, we’ll find someone suitable to play Gretel. She only has to have a few things and she’ll meet all of my requirements.
{Crystal raises her eyes in return.}
Crystal: What do you mean fit a few requirements?! Such as what… I don’t understand why I couldn’t just play Gretel from the get go. It’s because I am hispanic isn’t it?!
Matt: Yeah, that’s it. It’s because you’re hispanic, not because you look nothing like my sister. We need someone who looks to be related to me, younger, and blonde.
Crystal: Still think it sucks
Matt: Life sucks and then you die, I guess. You can help with the auditions if you like, put in your input. Though like I said, I’m only looking for a few things.
Crystal: Fine sounds like we will both be doing these auditions together! What are you looking for anyway?!
{Crystal crosses her arms glaring daggers at him.}
Matt: Well like I said, she needs to look like she could be related to me, not have a messed up face and all that, blonde or willing to go blonde, either able to German accent or be hot enough to the point where it doesn’t matter, the usual.
{He finishes off with a cocky smirk, turning from Crystal to check his reflection in the mirror, touching up his hair slightly.}
Crystal: You know what?! We can just do these auditions together and we will go from there. I make no promises but hopefully we can come to a mutual agreement. Hell maybe us working together to find this “special” blonde can be our next publicity stunt. Never change Matt… Never change.
Matt: Why would I change? Well, I mean, I’m not wearing a shirt, so I’m going to change as soon as you leave...speaking of which, are you done complaining now?
Crystal: I didn’t mean it like that!!! God I hate you sometimes! Just be ready in a few hours. I will have Chloe set something up see how many wanna be actresses we can get into the studio for an audition. Although would have been easier for me to die my hair blonde and give me that role!
{Crystal angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves Matt by himself.}
Matt: Yeah, in your dreams.
{He says once the door is closed, going back to the mirror to make sure his hair was just right.}
Long behold it feels good to be in the ring again and finally in a one on one match no less. The last time I stepped in the ring I was caught in the middle of a Jessica Reed and an Amber Richards match. I felt like the third wheel and I wasn’t even involved in the final decision but you know what I am fine with that because that means I didn’t lose.
Sure the record books may show that I picked up a lost and in the end that’s an L on me but I am far from a loser. I know I am a winner, and I know I have the talent, ability, and of course STAR POWER to get right back on track. What a beautiful way to do that against the likes of Pandora.
A woman who only wants to dance, who hears a song playing in her head and she waits for in anticipation for the beat drop so that she could maybe make something happen. Let me just be the first to say that Pandora isn’t what she is cracked up to be. For some reason the masses chose her as the Diamond in the Rough.
They viewed her as the most improved Diamond on the entire division but how do we even get to that conclusion?! How did we even get there?!
Okay I will even give this dog her day and say that she made quite the impact when she joined the roster and beat me one on one back in the Heiress to the Throne. She may have shocked me even but that doesn’t make her anywhere close to being a star like yours truly.
My name is on billboards, I am the featured attraction, and I am the woman that everyone is looking to step up within the division. Pandora is I have to compare her to the music that she loves so much is simply a one hit wonder. She may have had that one hit that one moment of glory where people can look back and say wow she actually did something at one point.
But truly what she lacks is consistency. She doesn’t have the ability to maintain herself for the long run she isn’t built to be a star, hell if this was one of my movies she wouldn’t even be fit to play the role of an extra. She’s simply nothing.
When the company gave her the chance to really shine like none other, to have that moment in the spotlight she fell to the likes to me. Paige Garcia’s long Shield Maiden Championship run was ended because I pinned Pandora. I beat her. I put her squarely in her place and she hasn’t amounted to anything on the roster.
Yet she’s who the fans value as being the Diamond in the Rough?!
Yes it still stings me and I might be pissed off because I gave my everything to this company. You have all watched me bust my ass from being the joke of the division. Being ridiculed for being half of a Ruby Champion to actually building myself from the ground up. To winning the Shield Maiden Championship and becoming a fighting champion for two months.
If that’s not improvement what is?!
Yeah I may have faltered since my lost to Eternity. Dropping matches to the likes of Kate Steele, and Amber Richards but this girl is on the mend, and she plans to take the spotlight for herself because I know I am the only one who is destined to have it.
I know where I messed up and I know what it takes to get it back. You on the other hand have just lost to Gabriella Luna and now you think you are just going to turn around and start unleashing your hell on me.
That’s not exactly how this is going to happen. It’s time I get my chance. It’s time I fight to build myself up so I can be in line for a Diamonds Championship in this business, and I will be damned if I let some scrubby woman take what belongs to me.
Don’t you understand there’s only room for one Michigan beauty in this company and it certainly isn’t you! It definitely isn’t you who would rather just dance the night away instead of focusing on taking care of business in the ring. Do you truly believe you have the tools to make it in this business let alone stand toe to toe with an Eternity or even a Paige Garcia?!
You are clearly out of your league but I know if I really focus I can get the job done. I for one know I can kick your ass at least because I already proved so in the past. This week inside of the ring the world will see the sequel to what was my Shield Maiden success. They will watch as yours truly gets right back into the hunt and starts claiming what she wants by getting back to the basics.
My mind might be in the movies but in reality sequels always end in a bang.
In Rocky 2 Rocky finally won the World Championship. In the Empire Strikes Back Darth Vadar showed his son that he still had much to learn and Katniss Everdeen made a move that basically told the Capital to go eff itself when she made a mockery of the Hunger Games.
It’s all about the sequel and in my own sequel the world will see what type of talent I really am and why I possess that true star power.
LIGHTS
CAMERA
ACTION
It’s Showtime… Ready to make a movie Pandora? A movie where you aid me to getting right back where I belong?! Consider yourself the welcome mat to my success, time to step on a worthless chick.
See you in the ring.
Well howdy there pardner.