Post by Crystal Zdunich on Feb 27, 2017 5:57:34 GMT
You know there’s a saying in life that some people go by, and it goes a little something along these lines. The best things in life are worth waiting for. Honestly I didn’t really believe that. I never saw myself in a position where I would eventually be competing for the Diamonds Championship in a one on one scenario. Every time I ever came close to the Diamonds Championship match it was always in the form of a multi person match or in a case of being so close yet so far at the same time.
Where did things ever go wrong?! Where have I fallen short to the point where these big title matches come so far, few, and in between? It’s really nerve racking when you think about it but I do know that I finally have exactly what I was looking for. I finally managed to pull out a must needed win.
It only took a few months to do it right? But those few months felt like an Eternity or maybe I am still stuck on the fact that I could never get past Eternity. She was the woman who injured me when I first came to this company. She’s the woman who had always tormented me and recently she is the woman who just took the absolute love of my wife away.
She took the Shield Maiden Championship away and I really haven’t been the same since. So where do I go from here? How do I find a way out of this mess and getting right back into the hunt.
Common sense would tell you that winning is the only clear cut way to get back into position but I never could seem to do that. I got humiliated by Kate Steele. Lizzie Dalmon proved that she could do the aerial thing better and it really seemed like I was destined to go nowhere.
But after thinking it over, after doing some real soul searching I finally did what I had to do to get over Pandora, and after beating her truth be told I feel like I can fight just about anyone. I didn’t know what the reward was going to be for beating Pandora but apparently I must have impressed people enough to get what I have wanted for a very long time now.
I get to step into the ring with Paige Garcia and will be going toe to toe with her for the glory of being the Diamonds Champion, and that in itself gives me a reason to smile.
You see what happened in the past can stay in the past, and the only thing that really means anything is this match that is staring at me in the eyes. I get a match with Paige Garcia and I get to face her for the right of being a champion.
Not just a champion but being THE CHAMPION!
And for the first time in a very long time I feel like I am ready for it. I am ready for this golden opportunity and I am going to take it with my own bare hands whether she likes it or not. Don’t get too comfortable holding that title Paige because it’s destined to be with me.
Let’s face it I deserve to have the Diamonds Championship around my waist. Maybe everyone else might have felt I wasn’t ready but it’s just like the stupid fans to not support me. The same way that the Academy, the Screen Actors Guild, and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association are so quick to just snub me!
Where is my Golden Globe nomination?!
Where’s my Sag?!
Why can’t I get any love from the Academy?!
But screw all of them just like those who think I can’t beat Paige they can all shove it too.
Since I got to this company it has always been negative surrounded by negative. Everybody always thought I would only amount to being half a champion. They only thought I was forever destined to walk in Zelda and Ana’s shadow, and look what I became. I became a Shield Maiden. I became a fighting champion and what makes it better.
I took the title away from the longest Shield Maiden Champion of all time that would be you Paige Garcia. You can talk my win down because you weren’t involved in the final decision but at the end of the day it reads as a LOSS… Because you didn’t walk away with the championship! I was the one who left with it in the end and it took months for you just to finally claim that Diamonds Championship.
Truth be told I never liked you nor your sister. Remember when you girls first came onto the roster and I destroyed you whenever we matched up with one another? Remember those days?!
But long behold somehow someway the roles got reversed or maybe it’s not the fact that you got better but you claim blame half on your success for having your twin bail you out when you were on the losing side of things. That’s your ace in the hole when things seem to be getting too rough.
I don’t like you, and I could never bring myself to like you. There was that time when I was fighting for the Diamonds Championship and I was a mere inches from winning it and you remember what happened in that four way right?!
You and your grubby disgusting sister kept me and Fiona at bay. You stop us as Alexis was able to come out with a retention. It’s just like you to put your nose in business that doesn’t belong to you.
But honestly I am glad you are champion. You have grown and aren’t Alexis Caffery’s little bitch anymore. I would say you are standing on your own two feet but let’s be honest. You have your sister to lean on.
That’s fine though do whatever it takes to keep the title around your waist. Living by that code makes the Garcia brand relevant. It makes you important but after I beat your skanky little ass you will be nothing more than an afterthought.
I am the premiere Latina in this company. This is my show and a movie star is meant to be the high light of the night. I refuse to get drowned up in the realm that I am just a Garcia lite. That’s hard to even fathom considering I was in this company first, considering I am older than you, and I know I am a better wrestler than you.
You see I am a very selfish girl Paige. I may have been riding Zelda and Ana’s coattails but when I step through that ring it truly has been all about me! I don’t share this spotlight with Zelda. She’s not out there helping me matches, and it’s not some stupid catch phrase that makes absolutely no sense.
How can it be ALL ABOUT YOU when you share that quote and that saying with your sister. Maybe the company should think about getting Sara her own title since she is always there in an emergency pinch. Since she aids you from time to time with distractions assisting and other stupid trivial shit but to each to their own.
You really are pathetic and as good as you are I am the one destined to take that title away from you. I am the one to finally take this division on my back, and I am really to conquer a land I have never conquered before.
This is my first One on One opportunity fighting for the big one and I certainly will make sure it’s not the last. I deserve that title. Gold always looked great around my waist.
I mean Diamond and Crystal seems like they are a match made in heaven and I think we are just about ready to turn the PAIGE on this chapter of your Diamonds run.
When I win can you imagine how much revenue will be generated from such a big glorious win?! Paparazzi will be showering me with photo after photo. Every tabloid will have me on the cover of their magazine and I could picture the Crystal road to the Gold motion picture being put into production.
Hollywood would love me for it but not as much as I love it. You have always been a clone of me. I have been doing this since I was 17 years of age. I have over 12 years of experience of competing on a professional level and I won’t waste this opportunity away facing you.
If Sara is your secret weapon I got Zelda to neutralize her making this about US. It will be JUST you and I inside that ring and I plan on taking what belongs to me.
While some may have gotten this one on one shot multiple times this is my first time to the dance alone and you better believe I will give you everything I got. I will do whatever it takes to win.
Hook, crook… It doesn’t matter as long as I pull out the win at the end of the day that’s all that matters.
So my question is what will happen when you face a woman with absolutely nothing to lose? Who has been battling with her back against the wall in every single match. What do you when you face someone under those circumstances?!
I will lay it all down and you better do the same in return.
Lights
Camera
Action
It’s Showtime bitch… Let’s go make a movie… A movie that showcases my rise to the top…
I am the rose that refuses to wither away… For I am Crystal Millar.
All hail your SILVER SCREEN QUEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
{The scene comes into focus and as it does we are treated to the sight of Crystal Millar. She offers a long sigh as she waited at a table at Dave & Busters. A few moments goes by and that’s when her best friend Zelda Knite walks in. Crystal sighs again as Zelda walks up and sits down at her booth.}
Zelda: Sorry I am late… I just couldn’t help myself. You know how I get when I see a Mario Kart Arcade game, which reminds me as soon as we eat dinner. You, me, showdown at the machine, if we have to kick a couple of scrubby goombas off of the machine to play so be it, but I refuse to lose to someone who uses Yoshi… That’s just such cheese, shows signs of someone who can’t play…
{Crystal just shakes her head as she looks back at her best friend.}
Crystal: “Whatever… Look I didn’t come here to talk video games…”
Zelda: “That’s weird considering this entire place is about video games!”
Crystal: “Well I was hoping we could talk and I know how hard it is to get you to stay focused…”
Zelda: “So you bring me to a place that stresses video games?! A place where I might get distracted to want to play a shooter, or a racer, or anything of that sort?!”
{Crystal grabs her Pina Colada as she takes a sip from it.}
Zelda: Are you drinking again?! You know how you get when you start drinking Christina…”
Crystal: “What else am I supposed to do?! Look life seems to be going really shitty for me as of lately!”
Zelda: “In what way exactly?! You have tons of money. You have the awesome movie career, and you are going to get a Diamonds Championship match. How could you be upset?!”
Crystal: “It doesn’t help that the studio is making me do stupid ridiculous stuff just to try to get over. They are making me do a Children’s movie in hopes of the publicity rubbing off of me so I can be a tad nicer…”
Zelda: “Good move on their part…”
Crystal: “But they have me playing a witch so how does that make sense exactly?! I can’t just play the bad guy in a children’s movie doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of trying to get me over with the children fanbase?! That makes absolutely no sense!”
Zelda: “It can’t be that bad and maybe you should just stick to it. After all it shouldn’t be the type of movie that you are but staying consistent to it. That’s honestly your real problem. Every other week you are trying to do something different. That’s probably why you haven’t really been a stable champion because you do too much…”
Crystal: “Too much?!”
Zelda: “Yes too much… This isn’t the movies. That may work on one of your sets but in the real world you bounce between emotions too much. One week you want the world to feel pity because you kept pressing the suck button in our career, and after getting your butt kicked you want to play the bad ass. It doesn’t work like that. So as much as this movie might suck or may not be your cup of tea. You simply need to stick to it.”
Crystal: “…”
Zelda: “Really play that role and once you get the belief from kids you might get your hardcore fanbase back instead of the teenage boys who just have wet dreams about you..”
Crystal: “Sounds good but that’s not the only reason I called you here Z?”
{Zelda thinks about it as she looks deeply into Crystal’s eyes.}
Zelda: “So what else was there?!”
Crystal: “It’s Jonathan… He’s home all the time but he never pays me any attention. Every single day I feel like I am falling out of love with him, and I am starting to hold my co star Matt Stone close to me.”
Zelda: “Matt Stone?! The man who treats you like shit every week?! Whenever you two are on set together he’s always treating you like shit. Why would you want to put up with any of that?!”
Crystal: “Because he is at least paying attention to me and that’s all I ever wanted was some attention!”
Zelda: “But you shouldn’t cheat on your husband just to get it. Once you go that route you can never gain that back again. Just remember all of the trouble you had with Steve Awesome when you cheated on your husband Todd just to be with Steve. Maybe I egged part of that on kinda forcing you to be one with the Infamous thing.”
Crystal: “Please don’t that was a lot of unnecessary drama because of you…”
Zelda: “Hey you wanted it! Don’t lie… But you are the one that just wants to cheat on your husband. You are the one falling for a Co-Star! You shouldn’t go about that… As much as you might think this ass is a hunk your husband loves you. He just need show it more. Maybe we can have you win him over so he can notice you more… What is he into?!”
Crystal: “Pokemon… Like I emerged out of a cake wearing a yellow bikini and painting myself to look like Pikachu… He’s into that kind of stuff.”
Zelda: “Oh really?! You know if you plan on divorcing him that might not be that bad. I might have to…”
Crystal: “Shut it…”
Zelda: “Fine… Looks like we have to get him back on your side and I think I know the perfect way. It involves a giant poke ball… A bulbasaur cosplay… You might just love it…”
{Zelda grins as Crystal sighs in return. It was going to be a long night indeed but any step to really help her in her what would be distant marriage seemed like a plus to her. Even the most riches of individuals can’t find their happiness in the form of fame or fortune. They still need that person to go home too.}
Where did things ever go wrong?! Where have I fallen short to the point where these big title matches come so far, few, and in between? It’s really nerve racking when you think about it but I do know that I finally have exactly what I was looking for. I finally managed to pull out a must needed win.
It only took a few months to do it right? But those few months felt like an Eternity or maybe I am still stuck on the fact that I could never get past Eternity. She was the woman who injured me when I first came to this company. She’s the woman who had always tormented me and recently she is the woman who just took the absolute love of my wife away.
She took the Shield Maiden Championship away and I really haven’t been the same since. So where do I go from here? How do I find a way out of this mess and getting right back into the hunt.
Common sense would tell you that winning is the only clear cut way to get back into position but I never could seem to do that. I got humiliated by Kate Steele. Lizzie Dalmon proved that she could do the aerial thing better and it really seemed like I was destined to go nowhere.
But after thinking it over, after doing some real soul searching I finally did what I had to do to get over Pandora, and after beating her truth be told I feel like I can fight just about anyone. I didn’t know what the reward was going to be for beating Pandora but apparently I must have impressed people enough to get what I have wanted for a very long time now.
I get to step into the ring with Paige Garcia and will be going toe to toe with her for the glory of being the Diamonds Champion, and that in itself gives me a reason to smile.
You see what happened in the past can stay in the past, and the only thing that really means anything is this match that is staring at me in the eyes. I get a match with Paige Garcia and I get to face her for the right of being a champion.
Not just a champion but being THE CHAMPION!
And for the first time in a very long time I feel like I am ready for it. I am ready for this golden opportunity and I am going to take it with my own bare hands whether she likes it or not. Don’t get too comfortable holding that title Paige because it’s destined to be with me.
Let’s face it I deserve to have the Diamonds Championship around my waist. Maybe everyone else might have felt I wasn’t ready but it’s just like the stupid fans to not support me. The same way that the Academy, the Screen Actors Guild, and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association are so quick to just snub me!
Where is my Golden Globe nomination?!
Where’s my Sag?!
Why can’t I get any love from the Academy?!
But screw all of them just like those who think I can’t beat Paige they can all shove it too.
Since I got to this company it has always been negative surrounded by negative. Everybody always thought I would only amount to being half a champion. They only thought I was forever destined to walk in Zelda and Ana’s shadow, and look what I became. I became a Shield Maiden. I became a fighting champion and what makes it better.
I took the title away from the longest Shield Maiden Champion of all time that would be you Paige Garcia. You can talk my win down because you weren’t involved in the final decision but at the end of the day it reads as a LOSS… Because you didn’t walk away with the championship! I was the one who left with it in the end and it took months for you just to finally claim that Diamonds Championship.
Truth be told I never liked you nor your sister. Remember when you girls first came onto the roster and I destroyed you whenever we matched up with one another? Remember those days?!
But long behold somehow someway the roles got reversed or maybe it’s not the fact that you got better but you claim blame half on your success for having your twin bail you out when you were on the losing side of things. That’s your ace in the hole when things seem to be getting too rough.
I don’t like you, and I could never bring myself to like you. There was that time when I was fighting for the Diamonds Championship and I was a mere inches from winning it and you remember what happened in that four way right?!
You and your grubby disgusting sister kept me and Fiona at bay. You stop us as Alexis was able to come out with a retention. It’s just like you to put your nose in business that doesn’t belong to you.
But honestly I am glad you are champion. You have grown and aren’t Alexis Caffery’s little bitch anymore. I would say you are standing on your own two feet but let’s be honest. You have your sister to lean on.
That’s fine though do whatever it takes to keep the title around your waist. Living by that code makes the Garcia brand relevant. It makes you important but after I beat your skanky little ass you will be nothing more than an afterthought.
I am the premiere Latina in this company. This is my show and a movie star is meant to be the high light of the night. I refuse to get drowned up in the realm that I am just a Garcia lite. That’s hard to even fathom considering I was in this company first, considering I am older than you, and I know I am a better wrestler than you.
You see I am a very selfish girl Paige. I may have been riding Zelda and Ana’s coattails but when I step through that ring it truly has been all about me! I don’t share this spotlight with Zelda. She’s not out there helping me matches, and it’s not some stupid catch phrase that makes absolutely no sense.
How can it be ALL ABOUT YOU when you share that quote and that saying with your sister. Maybe the company should think about getting Sara her own title since she is always there in an emergency pinch. Since she aids you from time to time with distractions assisting and other stupid trivial shit but to each to their own.
You really are pathetic and as good as you are I am the one destined to take that title away from you. I am the one to finally take this division on my back, and I am really to conquer a land I have never conquered before.
This is my first One on One opportunity fighting for the big one and I certainly will make sure it’s not the last. I deserve that title. Gold always looked great around my waist.
I mean Diamond and Crystal seems like they are a match made in heaven and I think we are just about ready to turn the PAIGE on this chapter of your Diamonds run.
When I win can you imagine how much revenue will be generated from such a big glorious win?! Paparazzi will be showering me with photo after photo. Every tabloid will have me on the cover of their magazine and I could picture the Crystal road to the Gold motion picture being put into production.
Hollywood would love me for it but not as much as I love it. You have always been a clone of me. I have been doing this since I was 17 years of age. I have over 12 years of experience of competing on a professional level and I won’t waste this opportunity away facing you.
If Sara is your secret weapon I got Zelda to neutralize her making this about US. It will be JUST you and I inside that ring and I plan on taking what belongs to me.
While some may have gotten this one on one shot multiple times this is my first time to the dance alone and you better believe I will give you everything I got. I will do whatever it takes to win.
Hook, crook… It doesn’t matter as long as I pull out the win at the end of the day that’s all that matters.
So my question is what will happen when you face a woman with absolutely nothing to lose? Who has been battling with her back against the wall in every single match. What do you when you face someone under those circumstances?!
I will lay it all down and you better do the same in return.
Lights
Camera
Action
It’s Showtime bitch… Let’s go make a movie… A movie that showcases my rise to the top…
I am the rose that refuses to wither away… For I am Crystal Millar.
All hail your SILVER SCREEN QUEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
{The scene comes into focus and as it does we are treated to the sight of Crystal Millar. She offers a long sigh as she waited at a table at Dave & Busters. A few moments goes by and that’s when her best friend Zelda Knite walks in. Crystal sighs again as Zelda walks up and sits down at her booth.}
Zelda: Sorry I am late… I just couldn’t help myself. You know how I get when I see a Mario Kart Arcade game, which reminds me as soon as we eat dinner. You, me, showdown at the machine, if we have to kick a couple of scrubby goombas off of the machine to play so be it, but I refuse to lose to someone who uses Yoshi… That’s just such cheese, shows signs of someone who can’t play…
{Crystal just shakes her head as she looks back at her best friend.}
Crystal: “Whatever… Look I didn’t come here to talk video games…”
Zelda: “That’s weird considering this entire place is about video games!”
Crystal: “Well I was hoping we could talk and I know how hard it is to get you to stay focused…”
Zelda: “So you bring me to a place that stresses video games?! A place where I might get distracted to want to play a shooter, or a racer, or anything of that sort?!”
{Crystal grabs her Pina Colada as she takes a sip from it.}
Zelda: Are you drinking again?! You know how you get when you start drinking Christina…”
Crystal: “What else am I supposed to do?! Look life seems to be going really shitty for me as of lately!”
Zelda: “In what way exactly?! You have tons of money. You have the awesome movie career, and you are going to get a Diamonds Championship match. How could you be upset?!”
Crystal: “It doesn’t help that the studio is making me do stupid ridiculous stuff just to try to get over. They are making me do a Children’s movie in hopes of the publicity rubbing off of me so I can be a tad nicer…”
Zelda: “Good move on their part…”
Crystal: “But they have me playing a witch so how does that make sense exactly?! I can’t just play the bad guy in a children’s movie doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of trying to get me over with the children fanbase?! That makes absolutely no sense!”
Zelda: “It can’t be that bad and maybe you should just stick to it. After all it shouldn’t be the type of movie that you are but staying consistent to it. That’s honestly your real problem. Every other week you are trying to do something different. That’s probably why you haven’t really been a stable champion because you do too much…”
Crystal: “Too much?!”
Zelda: “Yes too much… This isn’t the movies. That may work on one of your sets but in the real world you bounce between emotions too much. One week you want the world to feel pity because you kept pressing the suck button in our career, and after getting your butt kicked you want to play the bad ass. It doesn’t work like that. So as much as this movie might suck or may not be your cup of tea. You simply need to stick to it.”
Crystal: “…”
Zelda: “Really play that role and once you get the belief from kids you might get your hardcore fanbase back instead of the teenage boys who just have wet dreams about you..”
Crystal: “Sounds good but that’s not the only reason I called you here Z?”
{Zelda thinks about it as she looks deeply into Crystal’s eyes.}
Zelda: “So what else was there?!”
Crystal: “It’s Jonathan… He’s home all the time but he never pays me any attention. Every single day I feel like I am falling out of love with him, and I am starting to hold my co star Matt Stone close to me.”
Zelda: “Matt Stone?! The man who treats you like shit every week?! Whenever you two are on set together he’s always treating you like shit. Why would you want to put up with any of that?!”
Crystal: “Because he is at least paying attention to me and that’s all I ever wanted was some attention!”
Zelda: “But you shouldn’t cheat on your husband just to get it. Once you go that route you can never gain that back again. Just remember all of the trouble you had with Steve Awesome when you cheated on your husband Todd just to be with Steve. Maybe I egged part of that on kinda forcing you to be one with the Infamous thing.”
Crystal: “Please don’t that was a lot of unnecessary drama because of you…”
Zelda: “Hey you wanted it! Don’t lie… But you are the one that just wants to cheat on your husband. You are the one falling for a Co-Star! You shouldn’t go about that… As much as you might think this ass is a hunk your husband loves you. He just need show it more. Maybe we can have you win him over so he can notice you more… What is he into?!”
Crystal: “Pokemon… Like I emerged out of a cake wearing a yellow bikini and painting myself to look like Pikachu… He’s into that kind of stuff.”
Zelda: “Oh really?! You know if you plan on divorcing him that might not be that bad. I might have to…”
Crystal: “Shut it…”
Zelda: “Fine… Looks like we have to get him back on your side and I think I know the perfect way. It involves a giant poke ball… A bulbasaur cosplay… You might just love it…”
{Zelda grins as Crystal sighs in return. It was going to be a long night indeed but any step to really help her in her what would be distant marriage seemed like a plus to her. Even the most riches of individuals can’t find their happiness in the form of fame or fortune. They still need that person to go home too.}
Well howdy there pardner.