Grimy.

[ADudeFromCLE]

KIWA Compound, Star Island, Miami Florida.

It's a gray and rainy day in normally sunny south Florida as evident of the rain coming off the roof onto the patio area behind Chris Fenell, one half of the greatest tag team on the planet The Renegades. He sits in silence at the breakfast bar attached to the kitchen that overlooks the living room area of the converted mansion into a training and living center for all members of KIWA. He's just about to chow down on a bowl of oatmeal before his older brother and the other half of The Renegades walks in bobbing his head to whatever music he is listening to as he walks by his little brother he pushes the bowl out of his way just as he's lowering the spoon.

Chris: Fucking rude.

Chris grabs the bowl and is about to put his spoon to the oatmeal again before Will pushes it away again.

Chris: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

Will just looks at him with a grin then raises his eyebrow like what?

Chris: I'm trying to eat you fuck.

Will: Sounds like a personal problem lil jit. What the fuck you eating anyways?

He grabs the box to read it over.

Will: High protein oatmeal? Dawg, you trying to get swell again what we say about dat shit?

Chris: I can get bigger and not lose my speed...

Will: So you think, but whatever it's your body just don't bitch ta me when Malo runs circles around ya slow ass….again.

Chris: Whatever, this aint Japan no more I can’t get away with being the smallest dude on the roster.

Chris goes to continue eating as Will's phone goes off, Chris looking up curious as the ring tone is “In God We Trust" by Sweet Little Machine, Will hits a button on his headphones to answer the phone.

Will: What up my ginga! ... I sure did, how did that new grip I taught you work out? ...I told ya it'll give ya more leverage, bitch tapped out in no time. Now we gotta work on ya headlocks, gotta learn to turn ya grip inwards so ya knuckles grind against their face..... I know right? Dat bitch would have done lost her mind if ya messed up her rat face.....Yeah I'll be there tomorrow....Ight yeah we'll work on it then...naw you know I aint about that noisy punk music but I'll get to it I promise. Ight sounds good see ya den.

Will hits the button on his headphones again to hang up the phone as Chris just stairs at him in disbelief.

Chris: Who the hell was that?

Will now looking in the fridge, he pulls out a premade protein shake.

Will: Who was wha?

Chris: Was that Shae?

Will: Yeah? What of it?

Will looks confused as he takes a long hard gulp from the drink.

Chris: Don't you think it's kinda weird?

Will: What's that?

Chris: That you are hittin a former crush of mine?

Will just laughs.

Chris: I fail to see how this is funny...

Will: Listen little brah, first of all, me and Shae, we just be friends, nothing more. I was invited to the performance center one day to give the green backs some pointers, because hell who doesn’t want to learn from a former Olympic qualifier right? Anyways yeah she was there and wanted some pointers on her suplexes and shit, we got to chattin and shit for being a weird punk girl she's a cool cat ya dig.

Chris: You don't have female friends...

Will: Sure I do.

Chris: Not one's you haven’t slept with...

Will think's for a second, goes to answer, shakes his head, goes to answer again, then shakes his head again.

Will: First for everything I guess, sides.

Will walks to go behind Chris, he puts his arm around his little brother.

Will: The only thing that is strange about this is the way you actin, even if I was hittin, whatcha care? You got the rich Russian princess, whatcha care about some street rat and a punk chick? Getcha head back in da game before the game done plays you.

He slaps his little brother on the back as he goes to head out of the room just as Victoria comes walking in.

Will: Ya boy's got issues, ya know dat right? Eh it's your prenup...

Will shrugs as he leaves the room, Vick looks over at Chris confused before heading over to her fiancé and hugging him from behind.

Vick: Do I even want to know?

Chris: Not really.

Vick: You look down, want some good news?

Chris: Hit me.

She whispers something into his ear with a smile, he looks shocked then smiles back.

Chris: You sure about that? Your family is going to flip...

Vick: Let me worry about them, they had Christina's and Koles, this time it's mine.

Chris: Ight, so once we finish up this business with the Lost Boys let’s do it.

Vick: We can fly out that night.

She gives him a kiss on the cheek before her phone goes off.

Vick: It's the office I'll be right back.

Chris nods and she walks off, he just looks down at his oatmeal and smiles.

Chris: Well if she leaves me at the alter this time at least there's blackjack tables....

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We open up with Grandpa Kaos standing in front of the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Either side of him are the two brothers Fenell. Chris to his right, your left, and Will to his left your right. Both are wearing matching The Renegades long sleeved shirts and jeans. Grandpa Kaos is in a perfectly tailored gray suit.

Grandpa Kaos: Welcome to the iconic Joe Louis Arena here in the heart of Motor City where this week, only on the IWF network and paid-per-view we have the Motor City Mayhem show coming to you LIVE and direct. And man what a show it's going to be, you fans got to choose the name of the event and now we, the talent get to live up to it. And have you seen this stacked card yet? Have you already ordered? You should, let me tell you why.

In the main event we have 2017 Iron Maiden event where six of our BEST diamonds will battle it out for a guaranteed Diamonds Championship match at Night of the Immortals.

Will: My ginga taken dat match.

Chris just rolls his eyes.

Grandpa Kaos: Shae is definitely a front runner but she has some very stiff completion with Lizzy Dalmon, Pandora Freeman, Charity Crowne, Astrid Hall, and Alicia Lukas all looking to stake claim to Paige and her title, if she even walks out of Motor City Mayhem as she has to face off with the ever ready Gabriela Luna. And speaking of championship matches, we also have the much anticipated rematch between IWF Imperial Champion Cable Arcane and the former champion Noah Field, which promises to be a barn burner.

And before all of those 3 mega co events we have a stacked card, Spike Kane goes one on one with Andrew Jacobson in a All-in Match, where Andrew could walk out as the new Man of Steel champion, or walk out with nothing, including his Imperial Championship match at Night of the Immortals.

Lord Dominicus will put his mask on the line against Steve Awesome who has put his hair on the line, the Shield maiden title will be defended in what promises to be a brutal last diamond standing match between Fifi and Eternity and even before that we have Buck Spencer challenging Bob Pooler for the Invictus Championship but before any of that happens, before ANY of that great action hits your screen you have the match to open the show, the match that damn well could steal the show, the match with my boy's here, The Renegades going up against their rivals The Lost Boy's in a Hardcore Tornado Tag Match....

Will and Chris step forward a bit and then just slightly in front of Grandpa Kaos.

Chris: We got it from here.

Will: YO FUCK BOYS, LET US PUTCHA ON DA GAME REAL QUICK!

Chris: Y’all done fucked up boys. You really have stepped into it this time havencha?

Will: One on one? Sure maybe, two on two in a regular tag match, yeah sure, y’all would have a punchers chance but y’all want to take it to the streets? ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? Street fight with us? Do they not teach you nothing down in that little prison island yall from? Rule one, don’t start no shit with shit starters, two don’t fight a hood rat in his hood.

Chris: It's well noted that me and my brother here are, in that ring, purest. We don't like to cheat or use weapons because well to be honest...

Will: We were taught to win our battles with these.

Will holds up both his fists.

Chris: But don't get it twisted Fuck Boy's, if you bring in a chair, I know how to use that, in ways that would make your head spin.

Will: YEAH!

Chris: Trashcan? Just something I can put you in before crashing down on you with THE GOD DAMN PRETTIEST MOVE IN ALL OF WRESTLING, The Shooting Chris Press

Will: YEAH!

Chris: Bring in a ladder? Well that just gives me something new to jump off of.

Will: YEAH!

Chris: And something for my brother to swing like a tree branch.

Will: YEAH!

Chris: So where we might not be known for our hardcore matches, we know how to get down don’t worry about that.

Will: Grimy, nasty, gnarly, we know how to get down wit all o'dat. Y’all fuck boys done fucked up gettin ya self into this mess because there is only one way out now boys.

Chris: I hope for your sake that the paramedics are cute because after Motor City Mayhem boys the only way you leave the Joe Louis Arena, is on a stretcher.

Will: YALL BOY'S ABOUT TO GET HURT

Both of them lean in towards the camera.

WHATCHA KNOW ABOUT DAT!